* Posts by I ain't Spartacus

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Without any apparent irony, Google marks Chrome's 'small' role in web ecosystem

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Re: "spaces won with 51 per cent of the vote"

Luddism in my case. I learned to type on a typewriter. A massive old Imperial thing, where you had to bash your little finger down by about an inch to get the A key to work.

The thing is, I learned by rote. juja[space]juja[space] for a whole line. Then move on to the next combination of home key and soemthing with the other hand then spacebar. Tab to get to the right place to put in my address on the top right of a letter, and always hitting spacebar twice after a full stop at the end of a sentence. And I still do it now.

I can format a letter properly, and have created templates for documents that get used a lot. But if I'm bashing something out quickly on the keyboard, I can have hit tab repeatedly and typed in an address - faster than taking my hands off the keyboard and reaching for the mouse to press the right buttons to align the text.

I'm sure this is because I wasn't taught how to use word processors, otherwise I'd know all the shortcut keys and that would probably be as quick as doing it the old fashioned way.

Boeing comes clean on parachute borkage as the ISS crew is set to shrink

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Re: Going backwards?

I don't think you can say that US rocketry is going backwards. NASA has created its COTS program specifically to attract private companies into the market and this has succeeded very well. Boeing have built them a capsule for ISS duty - I don't know if they've got plans to use this for any other jobs. SpaceX have used the money/guaranteed contracts to help fund first the Falcon 9 (with cargo Dragon) and then the Crew Dragon programs. Obviously they've also got other sources of income from Falcon - which is doing very well in private space launches too.

But SpaceX have been very innovative - and are currently top of the technology tree - given they can do reusability which nobody else in the world can. OK it's private, but not sure it would have happened without NASA contracts.

There's also Cygnus, but I got the impression they were rather less sustainable, as they were using a stock of old Soviet engines - with only the rights to manufacture their own, which they hadn't taken up. I've lost track of where they're up to.

Then you've got the ULA who used to do all the horribly over-priced stuff and had little incentive to improve. They're contracted to use Blue Origin's new shiny engines - and once those are perfected you'll also have Blue Origin kicking around with re-usable technology.

Obviously SLS isn't an exciting technical development, as it's using re-usable shuttle engines, then throwing them away. But NASA has never been the monolithic enterprise that built all its own stuff anyway.

The nice thing this gives you is the option to just buy in what you need. And only develop new technologies if the capabilities you want don't already exist. And even then, you can pay someone else some of the development costs in order to get access to something they want to develop anyway, but may not have the funds for. I'd say US space tech is in rude health. Just a few of the old dinosaurs like ULA look like they're in trouble if they don't up their game. Hopefully meaning better and/or cheaper stuff for NASA to use.

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Re: "That beast was, of course, hugely expensive and entirely unsustainable in its final form"

Project Orion is clearly the safest and best option. Will lift much higher payloads to orbit - and is mechanically much simpler. Everything's easy apart from the multiple nuclear bombs...

There are a few downsides. I mean the launch is going to be much louder than a Saturn V, and people living near the launch site may object. But these are footling little problems in comparison to the top science you get to do.

Plus Orion laughs at your house-lifting capabilities, as you can use it to lift a factory or hotel if you so choose. Or perhaps a Space Battleship?

Admittedly the pub you need to retire to will have to be at a much safer distance. But that just gives you more opportunity to drive your customised V8 at great speed. You do have a customised V8 right? With massive chromed fins on it? No? What kind of lousy excuse for a rocket engineer are you?!?!

'Sophisticated' cyber attack on UK Labour Party platforms was probably just a DDoS, says official

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According to yet another anonymous government source (I think from a Guardian article) - it's not believed to be a state actor what done it. Obviously all preliminary, and there's notthing to stop state actors from hiring botnets like anybody else.

Astroboffins capture video of Mercury passing across the Sun's surface

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Re: 2032 - another reason for staying alive.

So it's nice to know the dates in 2033 when it'll be cloudy all across Southern England then...

'That roar is terrific... look at that rocket go!' It's been 52 years since first Saturn V left the pad

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Re: Poor filing practice?

MrReal,

Ah, so you've now changed your story again from saying that Saturn V could get to orbit, just not to the Moon. Now it couldn't even get to orbit! Not getting to the Moon would have been a lot easier to hide than the extremely obvious not getting to orbit. Particularly as there were press with the recovery fleet who saw the capsule land several days later with astronauts in it. Though maybe they were stuntmen and the "real" ones were hiding on the carrier. I mean there's never any gossip on Navy ships with crews of over a thousand, so that kind of thing would never get out...

Anyway solid rocket boosters have many problems of their own. They may be simpler, but they can't be throttled down - which means they're a lot less flexible, and if you want to change your velocity you're going to need to have more of them that you don't start until later - or other types of engines as well. Hence the shuttle main engines were throttled up as they got into the less dense air of the upper atmosphere, for example.

Admittedly nowadays we've got throttleable solid rockets - such as Virgin use. Though I'm not sure if they're as powerful. But solids can't be the best for everything, otherwise more modern rocket designs would use them, and yet quite a lot don't. They make good missiles though.

To avoid that Titanic feeling, boffins create an unsinkable hydrophobic metal with laser power

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Re: antifoul

I would love to not have to apply some evil toxic goop to my bottom!

Is that why so many ships have red bottoms...

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Cunning plan

All we need to do is to fit this laser onto a plane. Or ship, but the US have got that old 747 for anti-missile testing.

Then we shoot the lasers at all the Russian submarines, while they're in port. Hey presto! Their submarines permanently float.

Oh sorry, didn't you want your boat to float? We thought we were being helpful...

Oh chute. Two out of three ain't bad, right? asks Boeing after soft-ish crew module landing

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What fun!

0 - 650mph in under 5 seconds!

Scream if you want to go faster!

I'm sure I used to be taller...

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The test was fine. The thing operated as expected. Then they fished it out, put it on the test stand and played with it, and the thing went Kaboom! As I recall some fuel went the wrong way, got into the helium system, and ate through the check valves - then exploded.

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Re: getting rear-ended

You don't have to slam on the brakes. You can just release the throttle. I wonder if that's why the disabled their auto braking system? Because they were too stupid to program the machine that if it wasn't sure, it should slow down for a bit and wait for more data. Which is exactly what human drivers are supposed to do. If you see people ahead loitering by the side of the road, you don't slam on the anchors - but you should slow down, to give yourself better braking options if required.

I remember watching a demo video from Google ages ago. It was a graphical representation of the decisions their system was making as it approached a junction. And it was tracking various objects on road and pavement, guessing where they might be in the future and assigning them risks. And they definitely talked about slowing down, rather than braking, as an option where the system wasn't sure.

Obviously I'm assuming the worst about Uber here, and assuming they've not even thought of the most basic things. But then I feel justified in doing that, given they programmed a system that could only see pedestrians on designated crossings! And operated a system that was unable to do emergency braking - but distracted their "safety driver" with stupid buttons to click when they should be fucking driving.

Oh and I also query the terminology. They don't have a self-driving car at all. If it can't be trusted to do emergency braking, then it's not self-driving. Obviously you have to have the back-up meat driver as this stuff is experimental. But their system, as designed, is unable to deal with normal driving, without input from the "safety driver" and therefore isn't self-driving at all! Self-crashing I'll accept. But braking to avoid obstacles is a fundamental part of driving - as is not braking to avoid obstacles of course. And they'd switched off one - to deal with their pisspoor implementation of the other!

Fuckwits!

This news article about the full public release of OpenAI's 'dangerous' GPT-2 model was part written by GPT-2

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Re: on sale for free

Pat is very good at postage. He drives around in his bright red van, with Jess the black and white cat, and does little other than postage.

Well that and drinking cups of tea with Mrs Goggins...

Boffins hand in their homework on Voyager 2's first readings from beyond Solar System

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Re: Frequent Flier Points

I reckon they've probably got enough points for the usually unattainable items at the back of the catalogue. Like the large screen TV etc. Collection / delivery is still going to be an issue though obviously.

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Re: I don't understand the diagram

Or, to put it another way:

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving

And revolving at 900 miles an hour.

It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,

The sun that is the source of all our power.

Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,

Are moving at a million miles a day,

In the outer spiral arm, at 40, 000 miles an hour,

Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

[disclaimer: Monty Python do not guarantee the accuracy of all their lyrics - neither are they peer reviewed.]

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Re: Some surprising results (for the layman)

Perhaps something's been stealing it? Or eating it...

Not just adhesive, but alcohol-resistant adhesive: Well done, Apple. Airpods Pro repairability is a zero

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Re: I like it loud...

I agree. In fact loudness is my most important buying criteria. Sound quality a distant second. I do mostly listen to podcasts though. But when I do choose to listen to music, it tends to be in quieter environments.

I know there are health concerns, but some of these things are putting out ludicrously low volumes.

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Re: Double the reason

Shadow Systems,

You make an excellent point. You've changed my mind. What if I do want to rummage around in attractive lady's cleavage? I'm goinna get me a pair of wireless ear-buds immediately.

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Re: Double the reason

Whatever price I've paid for them, earphones that go out-and-about with me tend to last about 18 months to 2 years. They do get 30-50 minutes use a day though. I've also never lost a pair, but am not so confident with wireless things this small not going walkabouts.

However this makes me reluctant to spend serious money on them. Because in that law of averages, some are going to survive much shorter times - and sod's law says those will be the expensive ones.

So my ideal headphone budget is under £20. And Sony do a foldable pair of chunky ones for that.

I know I could do better on sound quality. But given I'm always walking near traffic or I'm on trains - and I don't want to deafen myself to outside noise - I just want something that's good enough. I'm not going to get hi-fi quality on the go, and mostly I'm listening to podcasts (speech) anyway.

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Surely the word of the day is "flappy bit". As used on 3 of the 4 posts above this one (until someone else posts of course...).

UK ads watchdog slaps Amazon for UX dark arts after folk bought Prime subs they didn't want

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Re: I actually like Prime

I don't think most people see Amazon as evil. But I think we're all grumpy old (wo/)men and think it's been stealily getting worse as a service. A bit like Google, it's becoming less of a smooth, clean user experience.

I don't use them enough to make Prime worthwhile and don't watch enough TV. But if I did, then it would be a good value service. Plus you get to "borrow" a book a month if you've got a Kindle and access to Amazon Music.

But their tactics for selling it are now getting increasingly sketchy.

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I'm starting to go off Amazon

They used to have a good UI and be easy to use. And they're not all bad by any means. Prime is good value if you want regular quick delivery and use them a lot - even without the telly, which is not bad value on it's own (if you want that).

However they've been increasingly getting harder to use. Because they been wanting to become eBay for a while. And there's no option to tick to just show new stuff from trustworthy sellers. So any search is now overwhelmed with dodgy cheap crap from dodgy selllers in China, with no customer service - and you only find out you'll have to pay delivery after you get to the shopping basket. Oh and "in stock" means in stock in China. Which is not the same thing - especially if your shipping involves an actual ship. Possibly a sailing ship...

Also they've got a problem with counterfeit goods. Their system under "fulfilled by Amazon" is to take delivery of all goods into their warehouse, and then ship from the common pile. Whether you buy from them, or any other supplier. This allows counterfeit goods into the system, and you can get them even when you decide to pay more and go with the legitimate manufacturer, because it's obvious that Chinese company with no history are selling fakes at half the price. But if Amazon have signed both up to fulfill from their warehouses, then the fakes are already there and you've no way to know what you're going to get.

Also their search algorithms seem to have gone crap. Or you search for one author and they put clearly unlrelated stuff into the list - where it's obviously not a seach mistake but deliberate advertising. That combination makes them hard to use - and I'm falling out of love with what used to be a great site. My experience of their customer service has still always been positive though.

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That's now my response. I won't sign up to any free trial that requires a card payment, usually where you're just paying for "delivery" - because you know that's where they're going to get the payment if you fail to cancel. Nobody seems to have any faith that people will miss their free trial when it stops, and so want to sign up to it.

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Re: Join Prime, it's for a good cause, you too can put Bezos into space

I'm just waiting for that old Powerpoint joke with the do you want Prime YES/NO choice to come up. But as soon as you hover your mouse over the NO button, it moves to the other side of the page - leaving you no choice but to click on the YES button.

I'm using the Joke Alert icon only so people know that if when Amazon do this, it wasn't my idea.

Microsoft welcomes ancient Project app to the 365 family, meaning bleak future for on-prem

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Re: How much?

Kiwi,

I doubt that Microsoft are just going to shut down Office 365. It's one of their most profitable businesses and what they see as the future of their company.

I have offline copies of our emails. And I control our domains. So if it suddenly disappears I'll have to scramble to set up some other email service and deal with it the best I can. The alternative though is that we pay an external IT shop to manage an Exchange server for us, and they're much more likely to go bust than Microsoft, it'll cost maybe twice as much as we pay now (it was a bit less than that when we used to do it this way) and the service will be a bit less reliable.

Or alterantively we could treble the size of our company at which point it might be worth employing a full-time IT person. At the moment that's me, but I'm not competent to manage an Exchange server, and have no intention of learning. I support our PCs and deal with IT in the breaks between actual paying work.

For a large company, there are much better alternatives. For a company our size cloud is far more reliable and cost effective than what we can do ourselves.

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Re: How much?

$10 seems really high. We're a small company with under ten Office 365 licences - and we're paying about £15 a month each. For that money there's no way we could manage an internal Exchange server - and so it's really good value for money. And leaves me (the only IT literater person in the company) free to do my actual job. We could have it even cheaper if we didn't want the real apps on our computers, and use the online only ones.

So how does this software justify being half the price of a full Office sub? Surely the way for MS to get extra cash out of us is to offer add-ons at relatively cheap prices, to tempt us into adding them to the package?

Assange fails to delay extradition hearing as date set for February

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Re: Just a guess, but I suspect Assange really hurt himself

Pedantic I know (and late). But it's wubble.

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Re: Just a guess, but I suspect Assange really hurt himself

I wish the UK would just deport him to Australia and let them decide what to do with him.

Sorry old chap. We had to stop transportation to the colonies. Dashed human rights and all that, dontcherknow...

On the other hand, as a UK taxpayer - I'd say we've already wasted enough time and money on him. I'm disappointed the Swedes didn't take him off our hands - because I'm much more worried about those 2 women getting their day in court than I am the US government.

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He almost certainly would be deported back to Aus - as that's the passport he came in on. I don't know if you get a choice as a dual-national (he's now got Ecuadorian citizenship), but I doubt it. Especially as he didn't have that when he got here.

Google goes full Anti-Flash-ist, boots Adobe's insecure monstrosity out of web search index

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Re: So long "Badger Badger Badger" we loved ye.

That's still on Youtube though. Along with Brian May's version... link with sound

I'll go for the only black and white logo available.

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Re: This is about

I still remember the days of getting a friend's PC (or Mum's) and cleaning it up. So virus scan it, clean it, uninstall unwanted freeware crap, check there was a firewall/anti-virus running.

Then update, browser, Quicktime, Flash, Shockwave, Java and maybe Realplayer (ugh!).

...harp music...dream nostalgia...barely suppressed screams...

What a bunch of dopes! Fancy Bear hackers take aim at drug-testing orgs

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Re: Doping - an irregular verb

I'd already seen that story when I typed my reply. But there's a material difference, even if it turns out Team Sky had managed to hide a doping culture. Or even British Cycling. Nobody's failed any tests, and they've been quite well tested as they've been winning a lot.

The stats from cycling in general though suggest that doping is vastly reduced. Or at least road cycling - I've not read about track cycling. But in the tours leaders now regularly have off days. But also performance declines on days when they do multiple Cat 1 or harder climbs - and unlike in the Armstrong era where the performance would be similar on each, now the athletes are getting slower on the later ones. EPO turns out to be really good, if it doesn't kill you. Which would make systematic Sky doping much more likely to stand out - rather than what actually looks to have happened - which is a team that have concentrated (and spent very heavily) on winning the Tour de France. And been modestly successful elsewhere, compared to teams like QuickStep, Jumbo-Visma and Sunweb.

Doping is a global sporting problem. Some sports care more than others. I'm still waiting for big scandals in rugby for example. But Russia's state-backed systematic doping, backed by their intelligence services is a very rare beast. I've not read up on what doping is like in China since the scandals of 15-20 years ago, because they're not strong in the sports I'm interested in - but even at their height they weren't using state propoganda to try to rubbish everyone else or so desperate as to employ their intelligence services in pursuit of a bit of sporting glory.

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Re: Doping - an irregular verb

Bollocks!

There's a grey area around TUEs (therapeutic use exemptions) - and some athletes choose to suffer rather than take ones they're allowed. For example I read last week that Jonah Lomu was legally allowed to use EPO because of his health problems, but chose not to. Although I've not seen if that was on medical or ethical grounds.

There has to be a system of TUEs for asthmatics, allergy sufferers, diabetics etc. And that can be exploited to sometimes make small gains. Though the stuff about asthma appears to be bollocks, because the low doses of steroids they're allowed aren't performance enhancing according to most anti-doping scientists.

But the Russians were doing full-on proper naughty doping with steroids and EPO and the like. Then switching the samples in the labs. In the case of the Sochi Olympics, even sending in the FSB to do the dirty work.

There simply is no comparison.

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Re: Pot and Kettle (..for the umpteenth time)

But you know that GCHQ spy on foreigners. Of course you don't always get to learn much else. However if they start spying on anti-doping organisations in a plot to protect British athletes from the consequences of state-organised doping then you'll have something to complain about.

Given that the last leak of data from Fancy Bears on TUEs led to a Parliamentary enquiry where they said all sorts of rude things about the Sky cycling team without much actual evidence - I'd say that's not something you need to worry about yet.

Using systematic doping backed by your vital state security organisations to try to get extra medals at the Olympics isn't a sign of national strength. But a tragic sign of a system gone disastrously wrong.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take Uncle Sam and the Netherlands: Duo join naval task force into China's backyard

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Also, no catapults. But they've got that ski-jump for launching, so you only need a few rockets.

Do the Navy still keep those JATO things around?

USAF spaceplane back on Earth after mystery 2-year jaunt in orbit. Jeepers creepers, what has it been doing up here?

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First DJ in space

So Parmitano, who was nearly the first man to drown in space, is rewarded for his efforts on his last mission by being submerged in a swimming pool for 100 hours! Has he annoyed someone?

I guess he proved he's a steely-eyed missile-man with balls of steel the last time he was up there. Let's hope he has better luck with space suits.

Dammit Insight! You just had two big jobs to do on Mars and you're failing at one of those

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Re: Relocate?

Don't NASA have AA membership?

If not, surely you just wait for the Martian traffic wardens to come and tow it away.

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Re: Drilled two centimetres of ground over the past week

Jim Mitchell,

You can never have a big enough hammer!

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Re: SIG.

Weren't the Mysterons from Venus?

Where awkward soil and low gravity would be the last of the probe's problems. Compared to 500°C surface temperatures, concentrated sulphuric acid rain, lightining and 90 bar pressure. Do NASA build acid-proof submarines with digging arms?

I'm not Boeing anywhere near that: Coder whizz heads off jumbo-sized maintenance snafu

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Re: Ah yes ...

As I recall the english subtitles in Das Boot (if you watch in the original German) are different to the dubbed english spoken by the actors. It being a co-production between Columbia Pictures, German TV and I think the BBC - mostly they used the original actors to dub themselves - so it's still top quality acting. I seem to remember the subtitles are less polite than the spoken english version. Although it's difficult to get the naughtiness levels of swearing right between languages.

They've since digitally remastered it, and went back to the few original actors who'd been badly dubbed by other people, and got them to do it themselves - making the re-masters much better. I know I should watch foreign films with subtitles (while smoking unfiltered french cigarettes), but I find them hard to read without sitting too close to the telly. In cinemas I have to use a monoccular/mini-binoccular and that's just bloody painful.

We're late and we're unreliable but we won't invalidate your warranty: We're engineers!

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Re: I need an electrician

That said, what passed for H&S 40+ years ago, might not be considered safe now.

My Dad was an apprentice sparks in the 50s, having left school at 14. Some of his stories suggest you might be right about that. His descriptions could be rather worrying. Like climbing all wooden ladders to re-do shop signs - where you had "the boy" in the middle of the road with his foot on the bottom to steady it a bit and one hand out holding up the traffic - while the ladder not only bent in different directions as you climbed up it, but the rungs bent as you put your feet on them. No metal reinforcement, so everything wobbled. A lot.

We had this deathtrap of a 6' wooden step-ladder - entirely hinged on a dried up shrunken old wooden dowel - where about 2mm of it was still in contact with the hinge pieces. But would Dad replace it? "Nah - it's safer than what I used in the good old days. Look! The rungs don't even bend!"

"Well only because you fitted those metal bits to stop them Dad... How the hell did you make 60?"

Still my great uncle took 2 sets of shorter wooden steps, nailed a plank across and fitted them with wheels. He used that to paint, with a roller on a long pole, and used that long pole to sort of punt this contraption round the room. But his excuse was polio, so he could barely walk. He never fell off that. Though did end up in a ditch getting a tow from a van to the pub, because his electric wheelchair wasn't fast enough...

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Re: I need an electrician

I think there's a simple test for a competent electrician.

Wire the lights to the door handle. If he dies on entering the room, then he wasn't competent. Thus you can harvest and sell his organs online in order to pay for a much more expensive electrician - who because you're paying £1,000 up-front for quick service will be much easier to book. Or you'll now have a full set of electricians tools in order to do the job yourself.

Worst case scenario is you end up dead, or in prison. In which case you don't need to worry about your broken lights anymore.

I'm not seeing any downsides here...

Plan to strip post-Brexit Brits of .EU domains now on hold: Registry waves white flag amid political madness

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Re: Does the UK require citizenship for .uk domains?

Err no - you've fallen into the trap setthe US and by Cummings et al.

The issue is, as others have noted the UK is being hoisted by its own pertard.

Remember the UK wants its cake and to eat it.

Roland6,

And yet you argue someone else has fallen for sloganeering...

No Brexiteer cared about .eu domains - and I'd imagine none do now either. But they do make their arguments rather easier to make - as this is exactly the kind of pointless political behaviour they accuse the EU of (even when it isn't guilty).

All this having your cake and eat it rubbish is so much rhetorical bullshit too. What the parties have been attempting to do is to negotiate an agreement with costs and obligations acceptable to both sides. And arguing about what the nature of that agreement should be. The question is then what the price is for those choices. It wouldn't be "the UK having our cake and eating it" if we stayed in the Single Market and Customs Union but left the more "political bits of the EU - so long as we accepted free movement and paid in our dues. If people didn't want that, then it was a different compromise with different costs.

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Re: Does the UK require citizenship for .uk domains?

KittenHuffer,

I know it's said a lot that the UK must be punished to discourage the others. But I don't think it's true. I've even heard it said approvingly by people arguing we should remain in the EU, in a sort of "Good on 'em sock it to us nasty British!" sort of way. All the Europe wide polling suggests that it isn't true - and I don't see why EU governments would think it is. Even at the height of the Euro disaster almost nobody in Greece wanted to leave the EU, or even the Euro. As they rate their own politicians even lower. The other country with a big following for leaving the Euro is Italy (I think a majority of young people have polled anti-Euro), but even though Italy no longer polls as almost the most pro-EU country - wanting to leave is a minority position.

Another Eurozone crisis might change that of course.

On t'other hand Macron said that if France were given a referendum they might vote to leave. But there's no polling in France to suggest many people want to. The prevailing opinion about Le Pen's last presidential campaign was that the Front National lost support over wanting a referendum on leaving the Euro.

So does Macron really believe that, or was he just spouting shit? Or was he misquoted? I find it hard to believe that EU politicians seriously believe it though. The UK has always been ambivalent about membership - and a third (ish) of the population have consistently wanted to leave since we had the original referendum in 75.

Japanese hotel chain sorry that hackers may have watched guests through bedside robots

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Re: Bedside robots???

So do you "man" your front desk with Robo-Raptors or Tyranosaurus Receptionists?

Can there also be Brontosaurus Butlers? Not to mention the Squid-o-matic Sexbot 2000 by the bed...

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Re: I'm staying in a Henn Na Hotel right now ...

Heated toilet seats. True mark of civilisation.

No they aren't! Toilet seats should be cold. A warm toilet seat suggests that someone else has been there before you.

Having yourself washed and blow-dried afterwards though is a matter of taste.

Minigame: Celebrate Firefox 70's release by finding a website with 70+ trackers blocked

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Re: No, we aren't going to name names. Glass houses and all that.

The Independent have consistently used some of the most unreadable and horrible looking fonts I've ever seen on a professional site. I've never understood why.

Reaction Engines' precooler tech demo chills 1,000°C air in less than 1/20th of a second

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You married Paddington?

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Re: I'm getting on a bit now . . .

I don't just want to see it. I want to hear it!

Yay! The ozone layer hole the smallest it's ever been seen. That's not necessarily good...

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Re: Mensuration

Bit like Wagon Wheels getting smaller then. It's just our hands getting bigger...

They're still horrible though.

Er, hi. Small Q. Where's our billion-ish dollars gone? We summarize Bitcoin exchange's subpoena requests

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Re: British Virgin Islands, Poland, Portugal, the United Kingdom

DCFusor,

Central Banks don't have a monopoly ability to create money out of thin air. Money supply doesn't work like that. Ordinary banks making loans increase the money supply. And it reduces again when those loans are paid off.

Central Banks' job is to manage the money supply, in order to achieve a relatively stable inflation rate (mostly around 2%) - for which they have inadequate tools and inadequate information - so they have to do their best. Their main policy tool is changes in interest rates to try and infuence the money supply - which broadly they want to increase at about the same rate as the economy does.

One of the reasons that the gold standard failed is that it was depenent on the gold supply. So when lots was being dug out of the ground you got high inflation (which is one of the main things that knackered the Spanish empire). But equally when the economy grew faster than the gold supply, you got deflation. Which is even worse than inflation - as it tends to lead directly to long periods of economic depression.

Also Central Banks' ability to create money at the flick of the switch saved the global economy from collapse within the last decade. You should be grateful for it. It's also a central tenet of Central Banking. Central Banks need to be able to provide unlimited liquidity to solvent banks in order to prevent bank runs - because once they start happening you get massive banking crises - which cause economic depressions. So the world's major Central Banks all printed trillions of dollars worth of cash in 2008/9 and all lent it to their banks at above market rate interest. In fact the banks were forced to take it. And all provided collaterol for it. All that money was paid back within 2 years at profit - and the money was destroyed again, at the press of a button. The result being that we didn't have a global banking collapse, no net money creation and a small profit paid to governments and drop in the banks' profits.

QE is rather different - but was a vital component of avoiding a global depression - and has not led to massive inflation as predicted by the doomsayers. It was based on work done on the 1930s depression - some of it by Ben Bernanke - who fortuitously turned out to be governor of the Fed at the time - as an academic expert on the 1930s that turned out to be rather handy.