* Posts by I ain't Spartacus

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72 flights later and a rotor blade short, Mars chopper loses its fight with physics

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Re: Wait, hang on a mo...

I blame the JPL. They're clearly not competent to do this job. They're the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, not the Electric Rotor Propulsion Laboratory for a reason you know.

I managed to completely miss all the stories about the planning for the helicopter - so it was a brilliant surprise when I read about the successful landing and then bonus helicopter on another bloody planet. And then woohoo! Over 70 flights!

Now we've had helicopters on Mars we need Ski-Doos on Enceladus and Europa (assuming we're allowed to land there). Also water slides on Venus? OK, the water would boil, but you can slide on molten lead can't you?

Underwater cables in Red Sea damaged months after Houthis 'threatened' to do just that

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Re: Why do they need a submarine?

It does depend on the depth of the bottom, where the cables were cut. There is a limit to how long a ship's anchor chain is - although I'm sure it's possible to rig one that's longer.

The multiple cables that were cut in the Baltic last year were traced to a Chinese-flagged ship that seems to have dragged its anchor for about 200km. But the Baltic is a lot shallower than the Red Sea, and cables tend to be better protected as they get nearer to shore. So it's not completely straighforward.

It is a bird, a plane or a Chinese spy balloon? None of the above

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Re: Don't they have big telescopes?

Why don't the Chinese just use really big telescopes to spy on the US

Because the sea between them is very big.

They'd need to park a ship, halfway across the sea, with a really big mirror on top of a really big pole. And the Americans might spot that. So its easier to use balloons.

Judge slaps down law firm using ChatGPT to justify six-figure trial fee

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Happy

"This is Cuddles Pony Fluffy & Partners, how may I help you today?"

"Yes, I'll put you through to Mr Rumpole straight away. Oh, yes, I'm sure you didn't kill all those people. Oh yes, Mr Rumpole is an expert on blood stains. He won the Penge Bungalow murders case alone, and without a leader. Don't you worry about it. He'll soon have you free."

"Mr Rumpole, I've got a murder case on line 1 for you."

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Code For Broke,

ChatGPT isn't a search engine. It's a language engine, fed loads of training data that contains information as well as language. Some of that training data was curated, but large chunks of it were scraped from the internet, books and other text sources. That might be encylopeadias, customer service chat logs, history books, novels or even YouTube comments threads... And while the pre-training data was categorised, terrabytes of the later data weren't.

Also, this was apparently done in 2021. Which means bits of it are increasingly going out of date. Science, technology, even history get regularly updated as new information becomes available.

That means that sometimes it will give you summaries of real facts. Sometimes bits from multiple sources. And sometimes it will give you stuff from novels or online discussions. And sometimes it will simply invent stuff. And you don't know which is which.

As a start for research that's terrible. Having a quick look at a Wiki article on a subject you know nothing about, plus a couple of other brief general pieces will give you a starting point. These will give you some dates, some names, and some references. All of which can be followed up to find out more. Then you can start to find the inconsistencies and areas of debate - and this can lead you to know what and where to research.

ChatGPT might also do that. Or it might insert a few made up bits in there. Or just invent the lot. As with the lawyers who asked it to give them case law to support and argument (and save them research time) and it just made the cases up - including the text summaries of what they said. How do you know which is which? At which point you then have to start your research by checking if all or part of the data you started with is garbage. Wheras with Wikipedia you know that controversial stuff may be missed out, or slanted to make a particular argument - but it's less likely that whole events are completely made up. Though that's still possible. This is where finding textbooks can be useful, as they're curated data, and hopefully will discuss the disagreements on a topic and explain why their sides hold those views, so you can see the bear-traps for future research.

ChatGPT is a statistical system designed to group words in a plausible seeming order, so they make sense. This can be used to summarise data sources, which I guess is what rewards good prompt choices - assuming the thing you want summarised is in the dataset. But it doesn't understand what it's summarising and it's designed to make words that often appear together in the dataset, also appear together in the outputs. Even if that means inventing the titles of nobel prize winning entries for economics - including making up the names of the authors.

It's crazy but it's true: Apple rejected Bing for wrong answers about Annie Lennox

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Re: If Google loses, it does not win

I think Google is popular enough that most Apple customers want to use Google, and would complain not having it as the default.

Would they?

So many searches on Google come up with either weird short AI-derived paragraphs, that don't quite match the search query you made - or a mix of "other people searched for" or AI-generated paragraphs for other vaguely similar search queries - that most people might not notice the difference. Particularly as even when you junk all that, the next thing you come to is probably a comparison website, or Amazon link, rather than a link to the thing you were looking for.

I'd say Google are ripe for comptetition. Which could be Bing or Apple or whoever.

To be fair, Google earned the top spot, and they don't seem to be noticeably worse than the other search engines I've been experimenting with recently. They all seem to be getting worse.

Though it's about time someone asked Google just exactly how Chrome got onto all those PCs. Its market share wasn't achieved honestly.

Boeing-backed air taxi upstart Wisk plans to fly you across town at UberX prices by 2030

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

The part they left out is "until we run the ground taxis out of business, then we'll make up for it." And if it never happens, well that's a problem for the venture capitalists

So, exactly like Uber then. Except Uber never got to try and kill all their passengers, because their "self-driving" car was so pisspoorly designed that it couldn't tell a cyclist wheeling her bike down the middle of the road from a tree, and decided since it wasn't sure what the thing in the road was - it wouldn't bother to stop. Which is some strange logic. But then they'd also disabled the emergency braking anyway, because it kept going off at random, so all it did was ping a bell at the driver, much too late for them to have any time to react. So I guess not stopping for anomolies in front of you, makes sense in the context of a system that keeps finding random reasons to stop. At least it does if you're a moron, who doesn't care who gets killed.

I'm sure Boeing's self-flying software will be much better. Oh yes! What was it happened to Starliner again?

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

A setup entirely reliant on Beoing build quality, and Boeing's innovative software. These, the people who lied to the FAA about how much pitch authority MCAS required in order to balance out the extra lift their new engine cowlings caused - and then wrote the software so pisspoorly that it actually had infinte pitch authority and would carry on working until it crashed the aircraft. Oh, and also put it on the same circuit breaker as the trim motors, so you couldn't turn the fucker off without losing the trim motors you now desperately needed, because the trim had been run all the way to the stops becuase the software was coded wrong. Would have been illegal, but not that dangerous if they'd coded it as intended.

You want me to trust an autonomous vehicle flying over my city to that company? Hmm. Let me think about that. How about "No"? Perhaps, "Fuck no!"

I think I fancy flying in it even less. Especially if there are thousands of them.

And then when the CEO says they're going to be as cheap as ground taxis - you know the delusional thinking and bullshit is fully operational at this company.

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Re: I don't wish to be picky, but...

No! This cannot be allowed! There'll have to be a flight attendant on every multi-passenger flight - to stop any nookie. You don't get a pilot, but you can have a chaperone.

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I don't wish to be picky, but...

I've found a rather major problem with Boeing's design here.

It will operate between 2,500 and 4000 feet, with a range of 90 miles, a speed between 110 and 120 knots, and a charge time of 15 minutes.

The range and charge time are fine. But a plane that can't go below 2,500ft and can't go slower than 110 knots is going to have serious difficulty loading and unloading the cargo passengers. Obviously they can get out with parachutes, but how are they going to get in?

Is it a bit like Speed? If the speed / altitude drops below miniums the bomb in the aircraft explodes? I'm sure that if Boeing thought about this more, they could remove that bomb, and have room for an extra paying passenger.

There's an easy method to get passengers onboard too: Link to Wiki

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Re: Traffic is easier in the air

They're going to map every aerial cable, around the airports. Sorry, I mean Vertiports. [Spit!] I think they should go with Mark Kermode here (BBC film reviewer), who had a mental block on air and couldn't remember the word airport - so heard himself saying "aeroplane station".

Anyway the revolutionary thing is supposedly going to be price and numbers. And I presume it's very short take-off and landing. But you are going to fly from little city centre airports, if you can get planning permission, to litle private fields and regional airports. So you'll control the height of buildings and infrastructure in the airspace and approaches to the airports, as you normally would. And then the thing will cruise at 2,000ft.

BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies

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Re: Biscuits

This isn't the bloody Dark Ages you know!

The biscuit game has improved since the 1970s! You don't have to put up with dead-fly biscuits, or boring-Bourbons. Let alone the bland-o-thon that is the Rich Tea or the Malted Milk.

A dark chocolate Disgestive is what I consider a plain biscuit now. I have moved from regular biscuit eater, to buying nice ones for when people come round, and only being allowed the left-overs in the tin for myself. Otherwise I'd probably be a 20-a-day man...

There's chocolate covered gingers, Choco Leibnitz, Jaffa Cakes (I know they're not biscuits - but yum!), at Christmas there's lebkuchen and specooloos, the occasional box of super-chocolate covered selection boxes - you can often get cheap before and after Christmas. I am still partial to a Jammy Doger though.

Truth to tell, I think I've gone a bit middle class in my old age. Especially the poncy foreign grub - but that's because I got dragged over to live in Brussels by work twenty years ago - and I've never recovered. I even like roast horse, though obviously I couldn't eat a whole one. Nor is that something you keep in your biscuit tin.

Lidl do a very nice Belgian continental biscuit selection box at Christmas.

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You've got a good point there.

Nice doing business with you Sir. This agreeing with other people on the internet will never catch on though...

While I like my bread to be nice and tasty, there are some things where the square, cheap, sliced white is OK. For example, if you get one of the toastie makers that crimps the edges of the toastie - those square supermarket loaves are the only things that fit properly. And if you don't crimp the edges, all the melted cheese leaks out the sides. Disaster! Plus I like the egg toastie, which positively requires it - put in bread, single raw egg, slap slice on top close maker as quick as you can and hold down to crimp edges before catastrophic egg-leakage. Gets you a mixed fried/poached egg in toast. Yum.

Crap white seems to be OK for a bacon sarnies too. Whereas it seems to make a cheese sandwich much worse.

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The problem with sliced white is the lack of any taste. Which leaves your tastebuds free to revel in the glorious deliciousity of all that bacon.

Dry cured back for me. Used to be unsmoked, but I’m buying smoked a bit now, and enjoying it.

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VicMortimer,

Whoah! We're going to need a laminated lever-arch file at this rate. Although I approve of many of your suggestions.

HOWEVER

If bacon sandwiches are provided, there must be available non-iceburg lettuce and high quality, flavorful tomatoes.

What is this sick filth?!?!

The holy bacon sandwhich is a very simple thing.

Bread: Quality bread is nice, but not essential here. Cheap sliced white is fine - I prefer a decent quality soft roll myself: Should be lightly buttered.

Bacon: Cheap bacon is useable in emergencies only. So long as it's cooked properly so the rind/fat has gone crispy. Otherwise decent quality - don't nuke it! Bacon isn't supposed to shatter.

Sauce: None. However ketchup and HP sauce should be available - only to stop people moaning.

Lettuce and tomato are for metrosexual health-nutcases who ought to be sent to run twenty laps of the building, and not to come back until the bacon has been finished. Then they can eat their beloved rabbit food to their hearts' content.

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Rhuad,

There can always be laminated rules, if you want them. If they don't already exist, then it can be your pleasure to create them. The rules you write, are likely to be the ones that suit you best.

Proposed rules:

If a meeting doesn't have beer, then there should be decent tea and coffee, plus cakes and doughnuts.

*Else there should be pizza.

Any meeting that doesn't have beer must have a 2-page written exception notice justifying why beer is not provided.

Cidertarians should be catered for equally, when beer is provided. Whiskytarians also.

Bacon sandwiches are a human right.

Fox News 'hacker' turns out to be journalist whose lawyers say was doing his job

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Re: and then altered recordings to mask their origin,

What exactly did he change, and why?

He may just have done something as simple as removed Fox's logo from the footage?

Boss at one of Microsoft's largest resellers quits, admits secret share deals

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Re: I don't understand...

There's an awful lot of people who are restricted from trading in shares. If you work for a brokerage, or if you're on the board (or senior management) of a company. So I don't think there's a central list to check against. But even if there was - many of those people are allowed to own shares, there are just restrictions on when they're allowed to buy them.

So it actually isn't trivial to know whether someone is allowed to own shares or not.

That's before we go down the rabbit hole of people using third-parties or buying shares in their wives' / childrens' / friends' names in order to get round these restrictions.

Please stop pouring the wrong radioactive water into the sea, Fukushima operator told

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This deadly dihydrogen monoxide chemical must be stopped! It destroys rocks, and kills people all the time.

Also I've heard that it makes your whisky weaker.

Sometimes it's even dumped into the oceans in massive solid lumps. I've heard that this may be as part of a conspiracy between the Canadian government and their evil Polar Bear overlords...

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I guess the Chinese Communist Party feel that being anti-Japanese plays well with the public. if you won't give people freedom, you can at least point them at an enemy other than yourself.

For example, Hong Kong is 3,000km from Fukushima. I admit I don't know how the currents travel, but the rest of Japan is also between the two, so I'd be surpised if there's any effect. And short of a tsunami, it would be amazing if any water had got from Fukushima to Hong Kong since the new leak in order for them to need to put out a statement saying they've not detected anything. Unless of course, this is the kind of radioactivity that accompanies the rather faster-moving Godzilla. But he/she tends to prefer to visit Tokyo, rather than Hong Kong anyway...

Japanese Yakuza boss charged with nuclear trafficking by the US

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Interpol takes a very dim view of this as well.

Interpol is just an information exchange.

This isn't the Da Vinci Code, they don't have teams of officers investigating crime all over the world.

They employ 1,081 people <a href="https://www.interpol.int/en/What-you-can-do/Careers>link to Interpol careers website</a>.

273 of their staff are police officers on secondment from member governments, and the rest are civil servants employed by them.

Firefly software snafu sends Lockheed satellite on short-lived space safari

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Early rocket launches are free, or super-cheap for a good reason. You can't get payload insurance either. It's very much done at your own risk.

Trident missile test a damp squib after rocket goes 'plop,' fails to ignite

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Re: What the hell?

Necrohamster,

Yup. That was an interesting documentary.

I'm guessing this is how we're going to scale up production. The subs are build in cylindrical sections - most of the kit is fitted inside these, before they are finally joined together. This is because you can't get big stuff in-and-out of subs without cutting dirty great holes in the sides. And then you have to close them back up again.

So to build more, you can just start building more sections. Fitting them out can be done separately, and it's the joining together stage that becomes your bottle-neck. Unless you construct another build-hall with massive cranes.

I'm not sure they've exactly decided how AUKUS is going to be done. But Australia are gearing up already, so they can start buiding their own subs in the 2030s. I think there's a good chance we'll build their first one for them, with a bunch of their trainees helping, while other trainees are being brought up to speed back in Australia - and they'll have maintenance to do on their Collins class, plus the couple of older Virginia class they're going to buy/lease off the US.

The next US class of attack boats, and the AUKUS class, are going to share a common cruise missile compartment - in the same way that Dreadnought shares a common Trident missile comparment with the US's new Columbus class. Those will be built in the US. The AUKUS boat will then be a common design with all the reactor and power compartments being built in Britain and the Aussies building the rest of their boats.

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The missile is fired by compressed air out and away from the sub, so that it doesn't land on it, even if the engines don't fire.

Although it's still possible to torpedo yourself, if you try hard enough.

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Re: The last time...

Paris?

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Re: £17M!!! Just goes to prove ....

You can easily get a free launch. Just invade Russia. Or France...

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Re: final exercises

It's been refuelled, for another 10-20 years. I can't imagine the hull would last 20 though. HMS Dreadnought isn't supposed to be operational until 2028. Built doesn't mean tested. If the replacements are going well, they'll be able to retire the next oldest Vanguard, witout the expense of refuelling and keep HMS Vanguard itself going for longer than the newer boats. This depends on repair requirements and glitches in building and acceptance trials.

Also fuel. We don't refuel our subs. Ideally. They have a lifetime of fuel in them, and should be retired before it's all used up. However you can replace the whole reactor core. Vanguard's didn't go all that well, hence it took 7 years. Though nothing on submarines is cheap, easy or quick. You have to cut them open, move everything out of the way to get to what you want, then put it all back again - and seal the big holes you've made - lest your sub become an articial reef. Being first of class, it'll have used more fuel, during trials - but this also depends on operations. A boat that had more mechanical problems, will have been at sea less, run its reactor less, and so last longer.

Similarly because of the delays to the Astutes, the decision on those will come soon. Do we have to refuel HMS Astute, or can we get enough AUKUS subs built before it's required, so we retire it. Refuelling some of them is also the way we can "quickly" increase our sub fleet, by not retriing them one-for-one as AUKUS subs are build. Hopefully starting in the early to mid 2030s.

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Re: What the hell?

Hopefully there won't be too many delays. They're already building at least three of the new Dreadnought class at Barrow - it might even be all four - while they finish off the last of the Astute's. Labour didn't build any more boats after the final Vanguard in 98 (the last attack boat was in 91) and Major's government hadn't ordered new hunter-killers either. Astute wasn't ordered until 2001 - so there was gap and a lot of skills/staff were lost. You need a lot of welding, checked incredibly thoroughly, or your submarine goes down but not back up again. And they had to train an awful lot of people to get the production line going again. We'd also lost design skills, and that took time to get back up to speed as well. Thus the first two Astutes were both very late, and very over budget. But by boat 4 the price was down to about £1.2 billion. At the same point a US Virigina class was about £3bn - although they are bigger because of all the extra cruise missiles.

So hopefully the program is on target, and the subs should be in service about when planned.

They need to be, because we need to start working on the AUKUS sub. We only built 6 (+1 finishing) Astute, and we need more. But the reactor design is old, so they can't build any more, and the new PWR3 for the Dreadnought class is too big to fit in. So the new sub has to be a new design, and we need to get one in service as soon as so we can get more built - and get the Aussies set up to build theirs.

I don't know if it'll be a help or a hindrance, but there are Aussie workers and Navy people already training, in order to gain the skills they're going to need in future. So more people going through the training pipeline, but also more people available to maybe speed up the build process of the Dreadnoughts - to get the AUKUS boats out the door.

Oddly although we're building submarines close to capacity, this is artificially limited. Building what you need in a rush and stopping means you get capability gaps and things go wrong. So the sweet spot is to knock out one boat every 2 years, if you plan to have 11 boats, and run them for twenty-odd years. If we wanted to have say 10 hunder-killers and 4 bombers, then a 1.5 year build program would seem about right - giving a slight delay for the change-over between designs and maybe building the first boat for Australia.

You can make the subs last more than 20 years. But if you do, you have to refuel the reactor. Technically you actually replace the whole core, and this is why Vanguard took 7 years to re-fit, because they'd not done that on this design before and it turned out to be very difficult. So it's probably better to run them shorter, if at all possible - and probably ends up slightly cheaper. Older things take more money to maintain.

Japan has the right idea here. They started building their Soryu class submarines at a rate of one a year. As they did with the previous class of 11. Of course they're diesel-electric and so a lot cheaper than nuclear boats. Their plan is just to carry on building at this rate, until they need a new design, and then start building that. They can then either sell off any excess, or retire them early - once they've replaced the older models. I think they currently operate 22 - so I guess that gives them a 22 year life-span, with the option to quickly increase their operational fleet (by keeping them a bit longer) if they think China are about to kick off.

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Re: Trust me bro

A few more than two. A quick search suggests there have been 177 successful test firings of Trident D5 missiles. I didn't search long enough to see how many failures there have been.

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I don't think they launch actual "used" missiles (ones that have been carried around). Though I could be wrong about this. I believe that when a sub goes in for a major refit, they sail to Kings Bay in Georgia and get a test missile from the stock - so they can then test the whole system. It's possible that they get new/re-conditioned ones for their other tubes as well, which I guess would then be mated with warheads back in the UK.

Trident missiles supposedly have a 10 year shelf-life, before needing an overhaul. Minor maintenance and testing can be done in the launch tubes.

Peter Henessey wrote an excellent book called 'the Silent Deep' on the UK post-war submarine service, and this heavily covers the nuclear deterrent.

Obvious icon. Because we don't have a submarine one. Although I suppose there's the skull and crossbones - traditionally RN attack subs fly this when entering port after they've sunk something.

Italy's military mulling space-based supercomputing cloud

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Re: Free solar power ?

Sounds good. That way, they can abolish their navy, and save loads of money. Just have two squaddies water skiing behind a shark.

As we traditionally arm sharks with laser beams, can we also arm elephants with chainsaws? That allows Italy to save a fortune in tanks as well.

Then you just need some giraffes to carry the radars. Only problem is how to balance them on the sharks...

Can giraffes swim?

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Re: Why?

EricM,

The military uses lots of computers. Modern radars and sonars achieve a lot of their effectiveness by using massive amounts of computer processing to remove clutter and false returns. The smaller the radar cross-section of what you're trying to detect (stealth aircraft / small missiles / drones), the more computing power you're going to need.

The other problem is sensor fusion. In the old days you looked at your radar, and you talked to people on the radio, and then you built up your picture of the battle. Then you got datalinks so you could share your battle picture with other people - but one would always be generating the "master" picture, that everyone else was adding thier intel to.

Increasingly though, militaries want to merge the data from their sensors all over the place. Radars on ships and aircraft, but also images from drones, data from troops on the ground and satellite intel. If you can merge the raw radar data from two radars a long way apart, then maybe you can get even more sensitivity, like the large arrays used in radio-astronomy. But this is getting really data intensive and requires lots of processing. So maybe it makes sense that everyone could send their raw data to a single satellite, and the processing be done there? If you're dealing with a ship, then computers and power aren't a problem. But aircraft are limited in both, and ground troops even more so.

Whether it's a good idea or not, don't ask me. Last year the RAF shot down a test drone with an air-to-air missile from a Typhoon, but using the radar off a Navy type 45 destroyer. And this is supposedly the secret sauce of the F35. That F35 have an even better datalink, so they can build incredibly good situational awareness from the assets around them, and then act as commanders for groups of other aircraft to make the whole team more effective. Or alternatively, your F35 can sneak somewhere with its active sensors turned off (to stay stealthy), while using the radar data from other assets to prosecute targets nearer to it, without revealing its position until it opens fire.

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Re: Free solar power ?

Cooling and radiation hardening would seem to be a bit awkward.

Can't every Italian soldier just have a portable server in his backpack. Or maybe every 2nd Italian soldier, and the first is carrying a portable nuclear reactor. That way they can have lasers as well.

ChatGPT starts spouting nonsense in 'unexpected responses' shocker

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Is it time to change my username on El Reg to "A Mouse of Science"?

Or will that be my band's first album? Track 1. Cheese String Theory; 2. Forty-Two Ways to Leave Your Lover; 3. [That's enough - Ed]

I'm a bit suspicious about that answer to did you go beserk yesterday. I wonder if that was written for it by OpenAI, rather than being a natural output of the system?

Rice isn't nice for drying your iPhone, according to Apple

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Scottish shortbread?

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LockBit leaks expose nearly 200 affiliates and bespoke data-stealing malware

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Re: Warning

I suspect it depends on what info they've got, and how many of the perps they can even get access to. Maybe people will make mistakes or start fighting each other - and give away more information by mistake. Or maybe they're hoping for people to try and get plea-bargain's and drop other people in it?

China could be doing better at censorship, think tank finds

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Re: Joined up policy in action

The Chinese aren't stupid. They're perfectly capable of working this stuff out for themselves. However you can't formulate policy if you don't understant both your opponents strengths and weaknesses.

It's also an advantage of democratic systems that they're more open to change. Even in open societies, organisations don't like being told they're doing it wrong, and people don't like to admit they've buggered it up and try to fix it. But that's much worse in dictatorships - where bosses have many more ways to punish dissent. This is only going to get worse in China in the next few years. Before they had a flexible system, of changing half the Party leadership every 5 years, and so the whole leadership team every 10. Thus any official policy position taken by the General Secretary of the Party could easily be changed within 5 years, without too much loss of face. Or if they made it when Prime Minister (the junior leadership position), at worst it would take a decade before they were retired and things could be changed with little loss of face.

Japan launches satellite to eyeball derelict rocket stage

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Re: Is it just me...

are rather too many of the efforts on cleaning up space junk coming from the countries that aren't the main offenders, and rather too few from those who are?

Possibly true. But asking nicely isn't likely to change their behaviour.

However if we can come up with workable and affordable solutions - they may be more interested.

Particularly if you can come up with options to keep exisiting satellites operating for longer, cheaper than launching replacements.

It's a bit like climate change. I don't think you're going to persuade people not to want to have modern stuff, and a similar standard of living to people in richer countries. Nor, for that matter, are you likely to be able to persuade voters in richer countries to take a cut in their standard of living over several election cycles. So the answer is going to have to be to make the technology available to do things better, and make it cheap enough that using fossil fuels is the more expensive option.

Finally, has anyone considered the most obvious answer? Space Wombles.

Superapp Gojek fine-tunes each new error message for a week. What? Why?

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Re: "motion designer" is in some ways just a new way to say "animator."

Your software has failed to compile.

Error in line 1,523

The error code will now be given by means of interpretative dance.

Space nukes: The unbelievably bad idea that's exactly that ... unbelievable

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Re: It's nuts but

Richard 12,

China "control" the border. They can make North Korea even poorer than it already is, by trying to close it. Particularly as they subsidise the regime with free/cheap oil. But they can't close the border. The North's regime are capricious, but fleeing to China to get work is technically illegal. Sometimes you're allowed to cross the border - because useful foreign revenue. Sometimes you're shot. it's quite a long border, with difficult terrain. It's not easy to fully close - and the regime might not care if China do.

However that would also be unpopular locally, where the Chinese economy has come to rely on those cheap workers. Also China, in particular rural China, is still suffering from the effects of the one-child policy. Many locals have found North Korean women to marry. Being North Korean condemns you to a pretty grim future, and tings often don't get much better if you escape to China. Though repression in China probably feels like total freedom if you grew up in the DPRK - which is truly one of the worst places to have been in world history.

Also the DPRK have nukes now. Not a situation China wanted either. And yet couldn't stop. China have a lot of leverage, but I very much doubt any real kind of control.

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Re: It's nuts but

Iglethal,

Don't be so sure that China has that much control of North Korea. They've definitely got sources and contacts in the military and parts of the party and bureaurcracy. But Kim has managed to kill of quite a few senior people, to make damned sure he's in charge.

I couldn't remember the name, so searched for it. But it's quite hard to find the one you want, among the many he's had bumped off. In just a couple of minute's searching, Kim has killed at least one chief of the army general staff, a defence minister (allegedly for falling asleep in cabinet) and a whole bunch of other senior people.

But the ones I was looking for were his Aunt and Uncle, back in 2013 Jang Song Thaek and Kim Kyong Hui. Although Jang was often in military uniform, I think he may have been Party, but he was also a major link with China, as well as helping Kim to come to power. Aunty Kim was his Dad's sister.

It's always hard to know cause and effect, but that seemed to have caused a dip in relations with China.

So I don't think they can control North Korea. One difference with the old days though, is the Kims can't play the Soviets off against the Chinese for ideological bragging rights anymore, because Putin isn't ideological (I think Xi might be), and Russia is massively poorer than China nowadays.

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Re: "illegal under international law"

Hmmm.

NUKES IN SPAAAAAACE!!! You say? Couldn't the Muppet Show sue for copyright infringement?

Oh no. Silly me, that was PIGS. Ignore me.

I reckon a good chop from Miss Piggy would sort old Putin out though.

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Re: Star wars?

Jan D,

It's true that straight GDP doesn't tell you everything. When Russia invaded Ukraine they were paying conscript soldiers about $50 a month and I think contract soldiers got $400. I'm sure working in the arms industry was better paying, but still less than wages in the West. Although wages in both have had to rise massively since the war started - so that cost advantage has been seriously eroded. Then again, because Russia's economy has now become a lot less connected to the global economy, they're also able to print a bit of money and not suffer too serious consequences yet. Also in Russia's case they produce loads of oil and natural resources, so they don't have to pay for that with foreign currency.

However, Russia is forced to import things like chips and a lot of complex manufactured materials. Much of their shiniest defence kit is now reliant on electronics bought from abroad, and so they are subject to global costs. And are now partially shut out of those markets.

Meanwhile China do have the ability to produce a lot of their own military kit, but their wages are already higher than Russia's - and as their economy gets richer, their wage advantage is likely to continue to erode. But China is not blessed with the same amount of natural resources as Russia, and so has to pay global prices for it.

Also Russian and Chinese workers are less productive than Australian and US ones. Which is one reason why they're paid less. That doesn't mean they don't work as hard, just that their economies are less good at allocating resources - or don't have the capital and education to pair with those workers to make them more productive.

However the Ukraine war has shown that a lot of Russia's latest kit is less good than a lot of NATO's last generation of kit - with a small leavening of the some of the current shinies. I think China's modern kit is thought to be a bit better than the Russian stuff it's often developed from - but a lot of it hasn't been tested in battle. And China are behind Russia in areas like military jet engines and submarines. Let alone behind the Western powers.

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Re: Star wars?

I think it is safe to remove EU GDP from that since it is uncertain as to whether they are not actually all compromised by Russian money anyway.

Try saying that in Poland or the Baltic States.

Even the Germans are learning. And traitors like Gerhard Schroeder are now being recognised as such. At least by a lot of people.

The EU is probably not capable of being united on defence - but that doesn't mean that stuff can't be achieved.

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Re: More and more

It always has been.

International relations never stop. They do go through brief periods of relative calm. But even then, that's often illusory, and just because people aren't noticing what's happening around them.

The bloodiest war since World War II happened pretty much un-noticed. About 8-12 million people died in the Congolese civil wars of the late 90s to early 2000s - although there's not exactly peace now. It was also made a lot worse by the overspill from the civil war in Rwanda and the chaos in Zimbabwe in the latter part of Mugabe's rule.

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Re: Whatever is behind the Russian space nuke scare :o

There's only the one Military Industrial Complex militarizing space.

You need to get out more. Just saying "military industrial complex" does not an intelligent argument make.

Eisenhower warned about it, in a rather excellent short speech - which I'd recommend you to read. linky to transcript. He said that a military industrial capabilty was neccessary, but risked gaining too much influence, and basically called for balance and common sense in government. Not to do too little, or try to do too much. He also warned about it, because it was totally new to US politics, as the US had historically maintained small armed forces, and not a huge military production capability. Although the US Navy did remain rather large between the wars.

But he's not saying this is some unique US problem. And if you look at what passes for politics within dictatorships, you'll find the military are often a powerful faction. Not only because they've got the guns, but also because they control the arms industry - which gives them a source of money and patronage to promote their own agenda. The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps bought the Iranian state telecom company a few years ago, when the government tried to privatise it. I think they used their pension fund, but they also own some of their own arms factories - as well as having invested in quite a few purely civilian businesses, just for the profits.

The Chinese People's Liberation Army also own a huge number of factories, includiing rather a lot of the old state enterprises that made weapons, but also quite a bit of China's heavy industry and have used their large amounts of cash to invest in the civilian economy as well. This gives them useful cash, as well as places to earn a living for the children of anyone they need to influence.

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Re: That was my thought, too.

Washington wasn't joking when they pledged to fight Russia until the last Ukrainian.

The Ukrainians had already not only decided to fight Russia, but had started fighting Russia - before they were offered any assistance by anybody.

The problem for the person with the conspiratorial mindset is that they don't seem to be able to understand that the world is in fact a very complicated place. And not all decisions are taken by evil global masterminds, moving the pieces on their giant chess boards.

Two days into the Digital Services Act, EU wields it to deepen TikTok probe

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Re: Penalties of up to 6%

Headley_Grange,

Meta have never made $108bn profit. I think their turnover last year was about $130bn.

So you're correct, they weren't fined 6% of turnover, it was only 1%. I'm going to assume that your figure is from an earlier year - and represents turnover not profit (or in US speak revenue not earnings). But fines don't tend to go to the highest amount straight away.

Google debuts first Android 15 developer preview without a single mention of AI

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I propose that AI is the opposite technlogy to nuclear fusion.

Fusion is always nearly theoretically ready, but 30 years in the future for actual deployment.

Whereas AI was always something we thought we might have been close to 30 years ago, but then turned out not to be. And with no theoretical underpinnings, given we don't even know how natural intellitgence works.