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Google Pixel 6, 6 Pro Android 12 smartphone launch marred by shopping cart crashes

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Re: Ruh roh

Dave 126,

Google doesn't have a major market share of subscription music or subscription video services.

Isn't that the point though? They do have a monopoly in search, and a monopoly in phone operating systems. So by bundling services they could be said to be leveraging their monopoly in one market to try and dominate another. Which is a textbook definition of monopoly abuse. And exactly what MS were accused of with Internet Explorer.

Of course in that case they were offering it for free. So if Google are considered to be under-pricing their bundled service, then it's more likely to be seen as abuse. Whereas if their price is reasonable, and not a loss-leader cross-subsidised from their profits from other markets - then it's all fine.

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

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Re: Palantir

Nazgul isn't taken though...

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Re: Omni Consumer Products

Nuke 'Em! The game for all the family to play!

Ancient with a dash of modern: We joined the Royal Navy to find there's little new in naval navigation

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Suggested podcast

El Reg did a great article on a trip on HMS Enterprise a few years ago. Which was very good, as was this one. I approve of boatnotes.

Anyway in the comments was a plug for a podcast called Omega Tau. Which is a very geeky science, engineering and aviation podcast. So I thought I'd take this opportunity to plug that in general.

But also there's a specific episode where he went on HMS Enterprise for a week. And the podcast is something stupid like 3-4 hours long. Made up of several different bits. Including about an hour of interviews with the navigator, on how they navigate. And the amount of planning he had to do for a port visit - where the Navy will take on local pilots but they aren't allowed to drive the ship, only to advise. The navigator said that Navy rules didn't allow him to use GPS while docking, so that he would always be current with his skills if he had to operate in a GPS-denied environment.

So I'd recommend that. And in fact all his podcasts, not that I listen to the ones in German, but I'm sure they're also great.

In one section he interviews the navigator at night. while he's on watch on the bridge. An alarm goes off. Don't worry, that's the auto alarm on the radar to tell me about a ship I'd already noticed. Then the navigator asks one of the lookouts to disable the alarm. "It's on the console on the starboard side. No! Your other starboard!" I reckon they use left and right like the rest of us, if nobody's watching...

Booting up: Footballers kick off GDPR case for 'misuse' of their performance data

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Does anyone more lawyery than me know much about the public interest bits of the GDPR? I understand that politicians aren't allowed to pull this sort of trick for example, as they're figures of legitimate public interest. And so are less protected.

Admittedly we don't need to know as much about our footballers. On the other hand there is a legitimate public interest in their footballing activities, in the sense that football is a public game. But I don't recall how the public interest bits are written into the legislation, and I'm too lazy to check.

Height is more of a grey area, but it seems ludicrous that someone can try to either hide (or monetise through the threat of hiding) the number of goals they've scored.

Football isn't a stat-obsessed sport though. This would be much worse for cricket, which is. I know baseball and American football are also massively stats obsessed, but obviously they don't have to worry about the GDPR so much.

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Re: interesting one to watch

From listening to sports journalists, I seem to remember that most of the player heights come from the clubs - either press releases or even just the player info on the website. However that height data is often ludicrously inaccurate. Possibly demonstrating that the clubs don't care, or sometimes because the player might be a little insecure about not being tall enough or somesuch.

How not to train your Dragon: What happens when you teach an AI game sex-abuse stories then blame players

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BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

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Re: Test into prod?

Good thing we backup our test servers.

Is not what the BoFH would say at all!

No. The BoFH would get out his rubber mallet and explain in simple terms why test servers weren't backed up and everything was lost. Only after the collective departemental managment had worked through the first two stages of grief (denial and anger) and reached the bargaining stage might it emerge that the BoFH had in fact backed up the test servers.

Or he'd actually say that by using quantum state-analysis on the drives using an electron microspcope supported by neutrino beams from the Large Hadron Collider he might be able to recover the data. But obviously that would cost, as it would require equipment, a trip to Switzerland, a permit from the Office for Nuclear Regulation and a couple of hazmat suits. A quick skiing trip (and a heavily modified expenses claim) later, and... Your data has been recovered.

Obviously backing up test servers is only for the purposes of malice and finding incriminating data, but it's always useful to keep copies of everything. You just shouldn't always tell people that straight away...

Internet Archive's 2046 Wayforward Machine says Google will cease to exist

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Re: Hmmm... decisions decisions

Allan George Dyer,

a civilised discussion with you.

This is the bloody internet! We'll have none of that rubbish around here!

Ya boo sucks to you!

I think you go a bit far into the details of my post. My argument isn't that voters know who the ministers are going to be. I literally thought of that point as I was typing it.

I would rephrase your sentences thusly:

The biggest flaw of FPP is how it leaves a large %, possibly over 50%, of the voters unrepresented.

The biggest flaw of PR is that it over-represents often quite small, minorities of voters.

And add:

FPP often leads to over-mighty goverments with too much power to act on too small a support from the voters

PR can lead to gridlock, or small parties having to be bought off with too much, thus over-priviliging their voters as against the majority.

For my final argument, I go back to Germany. This is one of the main reasons I prefer the faults of FPP to those of PR.

The FDP in Germany (Free Democrats), they're an economically liberal party that in Germany are called centre-right in UK terms are about in the centre. They've been in government (mostly with the Union - CDU/CSU) since the war from 1949-56, 1961-66 then 1969-82 in coalition with the SPD and 82-98 back with the Union again. Then 2009-13. So that's 29 continuous years in government and a total of 13 years where they weren't in power between 1946 and the end of the century. They've tended to hover around the 5-10% of the vote mark often not winning any directly elected seats at all, but getting all their seats from the list seats. And yet got to be in government for 41 years of a 54 year period.

Which basically meant that so long as they could keep getting more than 5% of the vote - they had a damned good chance of being in government, and there wasn't much any voter who didn't like their party could do about it.

Not that I have a problem with them or anything, they're just the first example that came to mind. FPP has the advantage that it lets you "kick the bums out". You can vote negatively against a particular party even if voting positively for your chosen party is ineffective. Which does also make the system look worse than it is, because that has voters supporting a major party sometimes not voting for it and thus making its vote percentage look worse than it is. But as soon as both parties can't regularly muster around 40% of the vote, FPP becomes even more unfair and then I'd be forced to support PR.

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Re: Hmmm... decisions decisions

Allan George Dyer,

I prefer first past the post, but accept and understand it has major flaws. But then so do all political systems. I was starting to waver as in the UK the two big parties were getting a consistently smaller share of the vote - which makes FPP much less legitimate as a system. Since those numbers have gone back up in recent elections, on relatively high turnouts, I'd say I'm still happy to stick with what we've got. As I still think the disadvantages of PR are slightly worse and the downsides of FPP.

in the UK, ordinary voters don't choose the Prime Minister.

Seeing as you're compairing to German, neither do the voters there. Israel were one of the few (only?) countries to directly elect their Prime Ministers, but haven't they stopped?

At least in the UK though, you know who the Prime Ministers are likely to be, because it's a choice of 2 that you know beforehand - and if you voted for a Conservative candidate at the last election you knew that this was more likely to mean Boris Johnson as PM. In the recent election in Germany the polls were pretty close - although I believe it was obvious the Greens had fallen away in the final weeks. But otherwise you were looking at 3 parties on similar percentages, and so had less idea who'd be Chancellor. Also if you're a smaller party voter, you've less idea what effect your vote might have. In the UK voting Lib Dem in a Lib Dem/Conservative marginal is making it less likely that Boris Johnson will become PM. That's an advantage of PR, it's eaiser to vote against a candidate - which I know some pepole don't approve of. But if say you're anti-FDP or don't want die Linke in government - it's much harder to cast your vote accordingly.

Who stands for a particular party in a constituency may be decided by a small, local party selection committee, or heavily influenced by the central party, either way, the ordinary voter in the constituency doesn't have a say in the candidates offered.

That's true in most systems. And PR list systems are much worse for that, because the party hierarchy can put their favourites higher up the list.

However you can join parties to get to choose that. And the Conservatives in the UK have recently experimented with open Primaries for candidate selection. But I'd say this is much more a problem with the existence of political parties, and if the voters don't like the candidates, the obvious solution is to vote for another party until the buggers get the message.

If Germany's system is working, then those games are actually a balancing of power and policies between the different political viewpoints:

This is true. But it is one of the big problems with PR. This is the point where the parties all get together and agree amongst themselves, and there's not a lot the voters can do about it. In first-past-the-post systems - this coalition negotiation has happened more-or-less openly over the last electoral cycle - and each party has published a manifesto to tell you what they've decided. So you've a much better idea of what you're getting - and usually the winning Prime Minister will appoint most of his major shadow-ministers to the jobs they were spokesmen on. So you've even got some idea of what government you're going to get.

So the trade-off is really between the electorate having more of an idea of what government they're going to get under FPP and more power for smaller minority voters (and parties) - but less influence for the voters on the evntual make-up of their government under PR.

I would argue that the two major parties in Germany have been in coalition with each other for far too long, depriving the voters of choice and influence. And I'd suggest the voters agree, in that neither are getting the percentages they achieved 10-20 years ago and before.

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Re: Fuck Google/YouTube

I'm a policeman, so my address is 999 Letsbee Avenue.

...runs...

Telegraph newspaper bares 10TB of subscriber data and server logs to world+dog

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To be fair, Ambrose Evans-Pritchard also tends to predict a global recession (charts on so-and-so are flashing red headlines) about every six months as well. So at least he's consistent...

At least on the economics of the Euro he's often right. They're disastrous, and over a decade after that became painfully clear the mechanisms haven't been agreed (let alone put in place) to fix it. The thing he gets wrong is the politics. There is almost infinite political will to keep fixing the Euro, and almost no politically possible way to leave. So for it to collapse requires a large economic crisis that moves so swiftly that the politicians can't dance fast enough to keep it patched up.

Is it a bridge? Is it a ferry? No, it's the Newport Transporter

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Re: Gorgeous structure

Surely the toilet is up there to give humans a chance to revenge themselves on the birds.

I like this stuff too. However was staying with some friends recently and while two of us were up for it, everyone else drew the line at looking at steam-powered victorian sewage pumps in Leicester. I guess the first 3 words of that phrase are considerably more attractive than the final 4...

Autonomy founder Lynch scores extradition decision delay as Home Sec ponders sending him to US

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Re: It's a game of chicken...

Even if he wins the case, I'm not sure that helps with the extradition. Labour under Blair (which was full of lawyers and so should have known better) signed us up to two rubbish extradition treaties. The European Arrest Warrant and the US one. Both don't allow the politicians to stick their oar in. There are almost no grounds for the Home Secretary to get involved and stop it. I suspect even winnning the court case won't be legal grounds to do so, and they'll have to cheat to find a loophole.

Because the Home Secretary is acting in a "quasi-judicial" role when deciding on extradition matters, their decisions are subject to judicial revue. So if they give grounds not to do it that don't meet the law, they can be made to reconsider the decision until they can make up some grounds or other.

Perhaps rinse and repeat taking 6 months per decision and judicial revue, until he's in his 90s then refuse on medical grounds?

Royal Navy will be getting autonomous machines – for donkey work humans can't be bothered with

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Re: Robot killers ?

No. The robots kill the robots. Once everyone's run out of killer robots, then the crews get to fight hand-to-hand as God intended. That's the point when you anoint your body with oil, remove all your clothes and charge towards the enemy stark bollock naked screaming. Preferably to the accompaniment of bagpipes.

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Re: What's the end result of incresingly asymmetric warfare? More terrorism?

Warfare has become increasingly something that militaries inflict on civilians, rather than each other.

I very much doubt that's true, in any historical context or timeframe you can think of. Western forces take incredible amounts of care (and sometimes even increase their own risks) in order to avoid hitting civilians. Including developing all sorts of "smart-weapons" to make them more accurate. One of the advantages of more accuracy is that you can use smaller warheads, which means the area effect of a weapon is also lower - which is another aspect of reducing the casualties you might cause to civilians.

It's nowhere near perfect of course, but in comparision to warfare last century we're capable of being far more accurate. Whereas in World War II of course we resorted to an awful lot of city bombing - because accuracy was so appalling - even at trying to hit factories.

Contrast that with say Russia. They were accused of deliberately using unguided bombs in a campaign of attacks on Syrian hospitals, because then it would be harder to tell if it was them or the much less well-equipped Syrian airforce that had done it. Well a lot of hospitals got hit anyway, and then the Russian ministry of defence put out a video this Summer showing a montage of shots of their planes blowing stuff up, which actually included an attack on a Syrian hospital from 2016 I think.

But actually I think you're mis-understanding what you're quoting. What I think he's talking about is the ability of UK forces to sustain conflict at a low-intensity for long periods. This is aimed at people like Iran, who've been using a mixture of drones, Revolutionary Guards in speedboats placing mines, Revolutionary Guard just kidnapping whole ships (ship-napping?) and sometimes possibly outright missile attacks. We don't want to escalate, which is mostly what we can do at the moment. And it's expensive to increase our navy patrols. So maybe what we need is a few unmanned vehicles so we can hit back at the Revolutionary Guards ourselves - or if not, at least make them worry that we might. But that probably means the abilty to catch them while they're placing the limpet mine on the Israeli bitumen tanker (as they did last month) - when Iran is much less likely to retaliate and escalate if they're caught red-handed. Even the USA don't have the resources to keep 30 ships hanging around the Persian Gulf though. But how about 2 or 3 (as the Royal Navy currently does), each operating 5 or 6 drone speedboats, a helicopter and some aerial surveillance drones? That can be achieved at not much more expense than having the frigate, patrol vessel and minesweepers we already permanently base there.

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Re: "our platforms will be designed as uncrewed"

They aren't looking at having a warship without a crew. Or at least, not one on its own. However the new Type 26 and Type 31 frigates will have mission bays to put on board extra kit. Which might be fast unmanned motor boats with machineguns or small missiles onboard, to fight off Al Qaeda suicide boats or Iranian Revolutionary Guard speedboats planting mines.

The Navy are also planning not to replace the minesweeping fleet. But to have various autonomous minesweeping vehicles. All presumably short range, so will need some sort of mothership. Which could be a cheap merchant ship they lease to take them round the UK coast, doing sea-bottom surveys or an actual warship to defend them while they do their work in hostile areas.

For the moment most of this seems to be similar to the loyal wingman concept that various airforces are looking at. You have drone aircraft/ships as force-multipliers for your existing assets - which you task to do the really dangerous or really easy stuff that you don't want to either risk or waste your crew's time doing.

The US Navy have just successfully tested a drone tanker aircraft. Put a few of those on their carriers and they can use their aircraft more effectively, rather than have some of them fly as tankers for the others. The Royal Navy are looking at similar for our carriers, including possibly fitting small catapults and traps to launch/recover them.

Bepanted shovel-toting farmer wins privacy payout from France TV

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Re: Don't get it

Presumably if they'd pixelated his face, it would have been fine? But I'm not a lawyer, let alone a French one.

Or should they have pixelated his pants?

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RIP Sir Clive Sinclair: British home computer trailblazer dies aged 81

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Re: Literally a legend

1 Print "RIP Sir Clive"

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This is AUKUS for China – US, UK, Australia reveal defence tech-sharing pact

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Re: A hint at the UK's future

Lars,

I was a bit confused by your figures, because they didn't look right. So I checked and in fact what you've quoted there is not a list of exporting countries. But a list of goods exports, excluding services. You've also used a weird year with a global pandemic and countries recovering at different speeds and only halfway through a year - adding even more statistical inconsistencies. For example Lapland might have very heavy exports at Christmas which hasn't happened yet, so you should only use whole year figures.

So your linked site, worldpopulationreview.com have linked to their sources. Well done them. Shame they didn't label their graph properly. But the table below does say that they're exports of merchandise f.o.b. - and puts the UK in 10th. Clicks link to Wikipedia. Checks. Oops. The wiki page they've linked to is actually figures for 2020 - not this year. Gives up and goes to World Bank

World Bank figures of total exports of goods AND services 2020:

1. China - 2.73tn

2. USA - 2.13tn

3. Germany - 1.67tn

4. Japan - 793bn

5. France - 746bn

6 UK - 742bn

I once pointed out to one Brit that Britain is not the world's fifth largest economy anymore.

And you were almost certainly wrong. Britain is the World's fifth biggest economy. World Bank - figures for 2020 again:

1 USA - 20.9tn

2 China - 14.7tn

3. Japan - 5.1tn

4. Germany - 3.8tn

5. UK - 2.7tn

6. India - 2.6tn

I think India overtook France a couple of years ago, and given their population/economic growth, it'll be us pretty soon. The above is at current $ prices. Which is the standard comparison.

but there is also a limit to the superlatives one can use before it gets ridiculous.

I don't believe I used any superlatives. I simply said that running the UK down has been a national sport for ages, and it's bollocks. When India overtake us to be the fifth largest economy that will make no difference either. The point is that we have a large, important global economy which makes and sells lots of stuff. The country is a nice place to live - that's a lot less racist or prejudiced than loads of other places, but a little bit more than a few others. We're good at sport, we're good at research, we're good at engineering and making stuff, we're good at exporting terrible reality TV (sorry). We're great at some things mediocre at others and rubbish at a bunch too. Much like anywhere else really.

Is this need the result of a immense lack of belief.

What need? Why post at all? But I could equally ask, is this need to do down the country a sign of something odd? Who knows? I try to inject a little reality into the discussion. Which you can see I've backed up with facts. To quote from George Orwell:

England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality. In left-wing circles it is always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman and that it is a duty to snigger at every English institution, from horse racing to suet puddings. It is a strange fact, but it is unquestionably true that almost any English intellectual would feel more ashamed of standing to attention during ‘God save the King’ than of stealing from a poor box. All through the critical years many left-wingers were chipping away at English morale, trying to spread an outlook that was sometimes squashily pacifist, sometimes violently pro-Russian, but always anti-British.”

Good on George Orwell to defend the honour of suet pudding! That's what I say...

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Re: WHY do we have to go to them and start trouble?

As the saying goes, if you desire peace, prepare for war.

The nastier regimes aren't going to leave you alone, just because you're unarmed. We had a nice period of relative calm after the Cold War - but that looks to have come to an end.

Which doesn't mean we had to stick our noses into Iraq obviously. That was a choice, and we could have just let the situation ride and hope for the best. Though we did have troops in the Kurdish northern areas and air units enforcing no-fly zones in both North and South to stop Iraq from continuing their genocide against the Marsh Arabs in the South or attacking the Kurds. I also think we made a mistake in the 90s not to intervene to stop the genocide in Rwanda - but obviously you could argue that it was right to let it happen. Particularly as that would have been easy to stop.

On the other hand of course, it's one thing stopping the massacres happening - as we did in Libya. It's another what you do next. So perhaps the attempted nation-building bit afterwards is an over-stretch? Though ignoring problems, as we've done with Syria, doesn't mean they'll leave you alone. There's been quite a lot of refugees and terrorism come of that conflict, even though we've barely got involved.

Equally ignoring a civil war far away in Afghanistan was doing quite well as a policy. Up until September 2001 - when it wasn't. And what was Bin Laden's excuse? Both that we had repelled Sadam Hussein's invasion of Kuwait and so had troops near the Islamic holy sites and that we hadn't got involved in intervening in Bosnia because we hated Muslims. Obviously we could have ignored that attack and not got involved militarily in Afghanistan. Are you going to try and claim you seriously believe that Al Qaeda would have then given up on massive terrorist attacks on the West?

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Re: Love the misdirection in the title.....

Afghanistan attacked our treaty ally and killed over 3,000 people. OK Al Qaeda weren’t the government. But their leader was married to the daughter of the head of the Taliban government, and it was done with a coordinated hit on the leader of the "Northern Alliance" who were fighting the Taliban. Their forces had actually reached quite near to Kabul by that point. It’s not certain the Taliban would have held the country, even without the NATO intervention.

Argentina is rather mote simple. They launched unprovoked, outright aggression against British territory, and Britain’s response was entirely defensive in nature. No attacks happened on Argentinian soil.

The War Office point is purely semantic though. In other countries it would have been called an army ministry. Given that the Admiralty was a separate department. And after WWI, so was the Air Ministry. Churchill made himself minister of defence in 1940, as well as PM. Though the Ministry of Defence wasn’t actually formed until 1947. But Minister of War was actually a subordinate position, and Britain actually had both a minister of defence and a minister of war from WWII to 67. As well as a First Lord of the Admiralty and Minister of the Air.

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Re: The only credible regional threat Australia faces is China

They tried going to war with the emus in the 1930s and lost - see link to wiki. There's no way the Aussies would be stupid enough to take on the spiders.

Do even nukes work on drop bears?

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Re: Upside-down

Didn't you see the Ignobel Prize awards last week? One of them was won for experiments in suspeding rhinos upside down by their legs - and it turns out their lungs work just as well as the right way up. And much better than when they're lying on their sides.

I'm surprised their aren't any rhinos in Australia actually. I guess they're probably not dangerous enough to fit in - even though they operate effectively when upside down. The Aussies were probably holding out for the hippos. [cue: Bonnie Tyler - ed]

Anyway, if rhinos can do it, why not submarines? Sharks can manage.

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Re: change of requirements

Britain spent the 1950s desperately trying to find a new tech for submarines. We kept (and always planned to) some diesel/electric ones for shallow water work and defence of choke-points. But spent lots of money on looking at nuclear and peroxide. The peroxide subs were based on the German Walther cycle engines developed (but not fielded) during the war - but were rejected on the grounds of being a horrible death-trap. The prototype, HMS Explorer (nicknamed by the crew HMS Exploder) took so long to get working that her first captain never even got to sail in her before being promoted. When they finally got it going, starting the engines created so much smoke in the boat that the control room once failed to notice that they were actually on fire - and the Chief Engineer had to the shut-down because they were being overcome by fumes.

So we did a technology deal with the US. Apparently our reactor designs were interestingly different to theirs - but theirs were now developed enough to actually use. So we were given the US designs to play with, in exchange for our data. If I remember rightly we built HMS Dreadnought with a copy of the US Westinghouse reactor, but later subs actually used a Rolls Royce design - which I'm guessed nicked some bits from that, but was actually different. For details see Peter Hennessy's excellent 'The Silent Deep'.

Also as part of that treaty we apparently swapped plutonium, which our nuclear power industry provided lots of, with US enriched uranium that we used to fuel our submarines.

I guess the US didn't need this deal, but having the Royal Navy build a decently sized fleet of excellent quality nuclear submarines was defintely in their interests too. Given the alternatives, I suspect the Rolls Royce reactor would have been finished anyway, just a bit later.

I suspect one thing we also really benefited from was getting to look at the USA's SUBSAFE program. Without having to have a submarine accident ourselves (the loss of USS Thresher) - we were able to learn from the US's mistakes - and they were keen to share their experience. For which I believe we have Admiral Rickover to thank in large part.

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France has sold a nuclear reactor to Iraq before, why wouldn't they sell them to Australia - with their submarines? Or didn't the Aussies want nuclear before?

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Re: A hint at the UK's future

It's interesting that the UK is involved in this, rather than just the US. In general I believe Aussie military kit is interoperable with the US first and any other potential partners next. Because that's the navy they expect to be in their waters. So the Aussies are buying our type 26 ASW frigate design for example, as are a few other allied nations (Canada + can't remember). But they Aussies aren't having the decent air defence system we're fitting - but are going for the US AEGIS system - so they can fully integrate with US ships. Which clearly makes sense for them.

I'm sure they don't need technological help from both the US and UK. But there is an advantage to asking both, because they can then play Rolls Royce off against the US manufacturers for the reactors - which I'm going to guess they won't build domestically. Although on checking I see the US have already got 3 of their own manufacturers, so I'm surprised they're bothering. but I guess it also helps with buying in the sonars and other plant, if they don't have their own from previous subs.

Advancing one of the only industries that the UK still has and is extremely successful. (Weapons)

This is utter balls though. People really do need to get a sense of perspective about their own country. The UK is the world's fifth largest economy. It's the second largest exporter of services in the world and the 9th (last time I checked, let's just say top ten) largest exporter of manufactured goods.

We have a massive and hugely successful pharmaceutical industry. We've also actually got a large (and growing in the last two decades) car industry. Admittedly nationalisation didn't do a lot for the domestic companies, so we're doing manufacturing of other cars. But the reason the UK is top in world motor racing design and manufacture is that we've also got a lot of car research and design going on here - or possibly the big car companies have come here for design because of the motor racing? Or both. Add in aircraft. Weapons, as you mentioned. But also lots of other engineering stuff goes on in Blighty.

Then we come on to services. Where we're a huge exporter of architecture and building design services. I've worked on loads of projects in the Middle East and North Africa where the first question you ask will be, is this being done to US or UK building regulations? ARM, is of course a UK company - again selling design services. Much of global insurance, currency and commodities trading happens in London. Plus we're a rather large exporter of legal services - lots of international contracts get done under UK law or have UK arbitration clauses - thus keeping London full of lawyers and bankers. Ooh, lucky us...

Oh and to mention the bloody pandemic, much of the research on what treatments to use came from the UK. Most of that was what pre-existing drugs to use, but UK pharma has also come up with a few new drugs that also help. Not to mention a certain vaccine that's now been given to a billion or so people with 3 billion doses planned this year. I understand that the UK only had one vaccine factory (other than ones for test doses) before all this kicked off - which was for cat vaccines. Although the government was in the process of building one, to come on stream next year, so they could start taking advantage of the Jenner institute's process, presumably for the malaria vaccine. However we now do have a vaccine industry, because it's not just AZ that set up factories, so that should be another export area. Though I can imagine much of that might end up being paid for by us taxpayers, as the UK has been buying vaccines made in India for various global programs for twenty years - and I guess we might start buying those here.

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Re: Airstrip Two is much bigger than Airstrip One

I hope they welcome their new star-spangled overlords.

There's a huge difference between the US and China (or Russia). Which is that countries actually want US troops to be based there. It's generally a sign of security.

The Iraqi government kicked US troops out ten years ago, and the US left willingly. They were soon desperate to get them back when ISIS attacked - and even though Iraq's government are ideologically much closer to Iran, they still seem to want the security of the US presence. I'm sure the Taliban are glad the US have left Afghanistan, but nobody else is. And those are the the two controversial places.

When Trump talked about removing US troops from Germany - the German government were shocked, and wanted them to stay. Equally the Japanese government are very keen to maintain US troop as part of their defence - despite the fact that in both cases those troops arrived as conquerors 70 years ago.

The Polish government tried to bribe Trump with $2 billion a year to base troops there permanently - and tickle his ego by calling it Camp Trump.

Ukraine wants to join NATO and have US troops there. Of course they've already tried hosting Russian troops in a leased base - and it didn't turn out so well - as they came right out of those bases and ilegally annexed Crimea. Not that they had a choice, Russia had to force them to give a lease on those bases a few years before by shutting off their gas supplies in December.

For all the rude things said about the USA - when it comes to it, people want their help. And complain just as loudly when the US military doesn't get involved. There's no long queue of countries desperate for Chinese or Russian troops.

The story is actually similar with the UK and France - although to a lesser extent. Both have sent a carrier battle group to Asia in the last few months. Both were welcomed with open arms by the countries there, who wanted to train with them and have goodwill visits, in the hope that their navies would stick around and bolster regional stabilty. Both have smaller detachments of troops in trouble spots around the world helping to keep places secure and are asked by governments to help them maintain security.

SpaceX prepares to launch four civilians and a glass dome into space

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Re: Sex in spaaaaace...

re-entry?

SpaceX successfully sends four amateurs into orbit for three-day tour

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Re: That's ruined it

I'm hoping that SpaceX equip their crews and passengers with something better than wellies. Plus, as any fule know, wellies should be green.

China to push RISC-V to global prominence – but maybe into a corner, too, says analyst

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Re: better power consumption performance promise

Q: When will your Risc-V chip be 10% more power efficient than ARM?

A: Q3.

Q: OK. Which year?

A: ...

Apple debuts iPhone 13 with 1TB option, two iPad models, Series 7 Watch

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Re: I use Apple kit but...

But Apple have always been like this. Under Steve Jobs, everything they did was always "revolutionary" and "Amazing" and the best ever. Blah, blah, blah. They've always been a bit cringe-inducing, even at the times when their kit has been genuinely revolutionary and amazing.

Perhaps it's annoying you more now because you're getting older and more cynical? Or just because the stuff is further away from the days when it was all shiny-new - and not just design iteration. I'm a fan of my iPad, I refuse to pay the prices for iPhones though. They're not sufficiently better than a £200 'Droid - the annoying thing is that capabilities stopped really improving 5 years ago - but top-end prices have actually gone up.

Beijing wants its internet to become 'civilized' by always reflecting Marxist values

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Even locally the capitalist tendencies were in the ascendent until recently. Since the 80s the leadership recognised that Marxism wasn't working for them. And so they've modernised their economy and improved the standard of the living in the country hugely.

But it may be that Xi Xingping genuinely believes that Marxism is the way forward. Or he may just want to re-assert state (and Party) control of the economy along with everything else? Or maybe a bit of both.

The Chinese Communist Party has a history of making economic decision so disastrous that they made the Soviet Union look like Warren Buffett in comparison. But that was mostly under Mao. Xi talks like a communist - but is that just a smokescreen to get more control, or does he want to try and run the entire Chinese economy himself?

Although it always pays to remember that China is a big and diverse place, and it's hard for Beijing to tell the provincial governments what to do. Historically the Communist Party has struggled with that as much as the emperors did.

The day has a 'y' in it, so Virgin Galactic has announced another delay

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awavey,

That's a circular argument. At least at the moment. What you are arguing there is that you're lowering your costs to go to space by doing more launches for Starlink - even though Starlink doesn't make any money. Yet. Also you don't make as much profit from re-using your booster, if you are giving price reductions for using second hand boosters. Plus if you are trying to grow the satellite launch market by dramatically lowering the cost - you're trying to move from large profits per launch to pay for expendable hardware into economies of scale from higher production of re-usable hardware.

Thinks: I wonder when we'll reach the stage that there's a discount for being the first to use a rocket - and the insurance companies will push customers to the already proven re-used ones? Or have we already?

But I do agree. If Starlink makes money, which I'm sure it will, then it's a great example of how reducing launch costs brings more customers into the satellite market. Because I'm damned sure it wasn't viable when a launch cost $150m dollars. Owning the rocket company is also a competitive advantage, as you can stick a few starlink birds on other launches too.

When do launch costs get so cheap that a space hotel becomes commercially viable? Is that once Starship is proven?

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SpaceX is not a public company so maximising profit is much less of an issue for it.

James Ashton,

SpaceX has investors. Presumably they are smart enough to know that Musk isn't entirely in it for the money. But I seriously doubt if they'd have invested if he hadn't promised them a certain return on their cash. Depending on what the ownership percentages are, they could even be in a position to out-vote him - if he annoyed them all at once?

Plus, I'm guessing here, Musk probably believes that the only way to a colony on Mars is to have a viable and self-sustaining space industry. Seeing as we can't realistically go straight from struggling with getting to low Earth orbit to regular Mars trips, that means some at least reasonably self-sufficient outposts in Earth orbit, or on the Moon or on asteroids. Mining / satellite repair / space manufacturing / other. Which means profits from more than just satellite launch. Government is currently happy with a bit of astronomy/science, satellites for communications, spying and environmental monitoring and a minimal amount of human spaceflight. So Musk needs to generate more demand for space industry, which he can partly do by making satellites cheaper. But it's going to take the lure of profits from some actually space-based industry to attract the kind of long-term investment into the space industry he wants to see.

So he also needs profits to fulfill his dream. Just ideally not the short-term small extra ones you might get by cutting corners on safety. But big, fat juicy ones you might get from space mining or manufacturing of clever stuff in low-gravity and with limitless solar energy - if that's even possible / worthwhile.

Vaccine dreams: A trip to Oxford to see a biscuit tin, some bed pans and ChAdOx1 nCov-19

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Re: “ the university's vaccine worked safely and would be made available cheaply across the world”

anothercynic,

Oy! I'm not Spartacus! And neither is my wife...

On the global vaccination issue I don't think it's unreasonable that the governments that funded the vaccine development and production got first dibs on them, for their voters. I don't see how a democracy can work any differently. China and Russia could use loads of their vaccines for diplomatic willy-waving, because their leaders don't have to answer to their citizens - although in Russia's case loads may be a misnomer - they weren't able to produce Sputnik in any quantity until recently.

But globally vaccine production has shot up (and is still increasing). I think it was May when the world hit the landmark number of having vaccinated a billion people in a month, and it's still going up. That should have us mostly done this year, not next year or even 2023 as the pessimists have been saying for ages. Of course there are going to be remote places where logistics is an issue - but I think the days of vaccine supply being the problem - rather than logistics or persuading people to take it - are almost behind us. Even with some countries starting to give 3rd doses to the most vulnerable.

As I understand it the Oxford vaccine is quite easy to change and the Pfizer and Moderna ones maybe easier still. So I'm really hoping this huge new vaccine supply chain will stay in being - or at least some of it will - and get repurposed for the new malaria vaccines that are in trials this year - and then we can look at ebola, zikavirus, West Nile virus, Dengue fever. For such a relatively small amount of funding we could make the world a much better place - and I really hope that the world's governments do it. This is an area where the UK government has led the world, in funding CEPI and GAVI for 2 decades - and we upped our annual spending last year with the aim of helping with Coronavirus but also future vaccine work. It only needs a few governments to join in and we could be entering a new era of global medicine. Even if not, the work is happening, it'll just be slower.

Go science!

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Re: “ the university's vaccine worked safely and would be made available cheaply across the world”

It’s coming on amazingly fucking superbly thanks.

New vaccines developed in record time - thanks to good scientific work on speeding up vaccine development, plus work on SARS and MERS. And now we’re dosing about 1.5 billion people per month worldwide and have already saved a few hundred thousand lives. As I said, bloody brilliant.

Even better, lack of funding, paperwork, natural caution and lack of prioritisation meant that these new vaccine techniques were still a few years from frontline use. And would be very expensive to manufacture at scale. Although the UK government was already building a mid-sized vaccine plant to start producing them. And a trial for a malaria vaccine was due to start. The biggest killer disease in the world, and the vaccine trial was successful this year!

We now have the tools, the supply chain and the political impetus to create vaccines for many of the worlds' diseases and save millions of lives a year. Vaccines are cheap, and even governments that can’t afford good healthcare are already extremely effective at delivering them. Global vaccination rates for measles and a few other diseases are now around 90%.

This new vaccine tech will be seen by future historians as one of the great advances in human history, saving millions of lives a year. It’s fucking awesome.

BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence

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Re: I don't care what his name is

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

In front of you are 10 identical small black buttons. Each lightly engraved with tiny indistinguishable icons. In black, naturally. Press the correct one in ten seconds, or receive 50,000 volts through your chair. IF you survive, LEARN about usability!

Not too bright, are you? Your laptop, I mean... Not you

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Re: me too

Wanting more,

I was planning to post the very same thing. Those WiFi switches can be incredibly annoying. Especially as they seem to etch or engrave a tiny WiFi symbol on them - in black naturally... So you get massive ugly Intel / WiFi / graphics card stickers plastered all over the visible front of the laptop, and the invisible underside has important stuff like the serial number in the lightest grey script in 6 point type - and hidden switches with equally hidden hieroglyphics.

It's now the first thing I check for when someone hands me a laptop where the WiFi won't work.

My old HP convertible tablet laptop thingy was great. Had a nice blue lit button next to the touch pad and the WiFi symbol lit up next to the on/off slider. LEDs went red if you switched either off. So you could see that you'd done it. Being able to switch off the touchpad when typing is an absolute Godsend. I admit I do have big, clumsy hands.

Dozy ISS cosmonauts woken by smoke alarm on eve of 5-hour spacewalk

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Re: Routing the internet cables

I got woken up in the middle of the night, last night - went back to sleep OK and went for a walk this morning. And nobody makes any fuss about that! Admittedly I've not plugged in any cables this morning, unless you count charging my phone.

Airline software super-bug: Flight loads miscalculated because women using 'Miss' were treated as children

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On the accident report, it was classified as a Misshap.

But this has since been changed to a near Ms.

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Re: Who was the developer?

JohnG,

I used to know a missionary who was returning from New Guinea in the 90s. I've had dysentery and lost 50 pounds. As I paid for this return ticket when I weighed more, you should let me bring two suitcases back free to make up for it.

I still know several missionaries, and they are all experienced and talented excess baggage blaggers. Including one who got a brand new washing machine from Heathrow to Lagos as well as an extra two suitcases without paying. But flights to Africa always go with loads of unpaid excess baggage - presumably because the airlines can't sell the hold space for air-freight - and know it's easier to put a bit extra on the ticket prices than argue with every single passenger.

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Standard response from a neo, accuse others of racism.

What's a neo? Neo-liberal, neo-nazi, neo-from-the-Matrix, neodymium?

Also, come to think of it, what the fuck does dogwhistle mean? Is it one of those things like gaslighting that you can just sprinkle into your sentences to imply that somebody you disagree with is bad - because you have no actual fucking evidence to back that up if you were to claim it in an actually comprehensible way?

Perhaps we should say what we mean, and assume that others are doing the same. Rather than deliberately obscuring our meanings, while at the same time claiming others are saying things they haven't actually said.

Rant over. Thank you for your patience.

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Re: Weigh in at scanning

Give the passengers an RFID tag that identifies them to the scanner, add the weight, feed the data to the airline to match the ID to the intended flight and total them all up to get total passenger weight.

Good idea. Then the passengers could be electronically stunned - and moved towards their flight on conveyer belts. And loaded in by the baggage handlers, in a much more convenient manner.

UK gov blocks the acquisition of Welsh graphene fiddler Perpetuus Group over national security concerns

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Re: Strong Arm tactics

Nvidia's takeover hasn't been approved. Despite its supposed many lobbyists. It's being studied by the CMA on competition grounds.

Softbank were unlikely to be seen as a national security threat, and certainly weren't a threat to market competition. So no concerns were raised.

This isn't difficult.

Report details how Airbus pilots saved the day when all three flight computers failed on landing

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If drivers tried just a little bit harder, they could get involved in air accidents as well... All they need is rockets and ramps.

Facebook apologises after its AI system branded Black people as primates

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Re: Faceborks

I'd love to see what adverts were then targetted at users identified as primates.

Tired of throwing your own excrement?

Is flinging your poo at passing pedestrians getting you down?

Well fret no more! With Robinson's new Hurl-o-matic!

Automatically distribute your own faeces at speeds of up to 50mph, in any direction you choose!

See this early demonstration model on Youtube.

Italian stuntman flies aeroplane through two motorway tunnels

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Re: Accurate flying

There's a book called 'Chicken Hawk', written by a chopper pilot from 1st Cavalry division about his service in Vietnam. I use the word chopper pilot advisedly. He was once trying to evacuate some troops, who were unable to cut a landing zone for him. So he decided that his rotor blades could do perfectly good service as hedge trimmers. Found a spot with thin tree cover and sort of lopped the tops off several of them, so he had space to get down. Try doing that with a horse...

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Re: Boring Tunnel

The problem of commuting by tunnel boring machine is that if your commute is more than say 20m - then it's going to take several hours. And that's only if the geology is in your favour.

Not to mention that your fuel consumption is lower than your concrete consumption...