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New York Times outlays seven-figure sum for 1,900 lines of JavaScript – yes, we mean Wordle

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Re: In before ...

As like as not when I supply an answer she'll say "I'd thought of that one but I haven't written it in."

That's why I prefer a pen to doing puzzles on a tablet app. You can make notes by the clue, if you're not sure it's right. Plus write out the possible anagram letters in a different format, so you can more easily solve them.

I've not seen an app or online version yet that allowed you to easily make notes alongside the puzzle. Hence I strill prefer paper.

Similarly I prefer a folder full of the datasheets and tables I need for work. Firstly because I can annotate them. But secondly because it's easier to flip between pages while talking on the phone, to finding the right file on the PC.

Admittedly that's possibly because I'm nearly 50 and so paper is what I first learned. But I don't think so, I think it's just that pen and paper is still a better UI for some tasks than anything electronic.

Russia's naval exercise near Ireland unlikely to involve cable-tapping shenanigans

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Re: ... the area is rarely visited by boats with location-transmitting AIS equipment switched on ...

One of the things the Royal Navy discovered in the 70s Cod War with Iceland is how tough some fishing boats are. The Icelandic fishermen were not fucking around, and would regularly deliberately ram UK frigates and destroyers. They didn't do huge damage, but did make holes in the sides of the ships, forcing them to return to port.

Modern warships aren't armoured, they rely on comparmentalisation and rendundency to survive damage. Ocean going trawlers have quite strong pointy ends, to cope with all the Atlantic can throw at them. The only way to reliably stop it happening was to shoot them, which the RN weren't going to do. Now the Russians might be willing to shoot, but that would be illegal, and they'd be doing so while very lonely and right in NATO's backyard. Very close to the French and British navies and airforces - and very far from their own. Plus in Ireland's EEZ, hence the Irish having the exclusive legal right to fish there.

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Re: ... the area is rarely visited by boats with location-transmitting AIS equipment switched on ...

Isn't part of the Brexit fishing dispute with France, that lots of their smaller fishing vessels don't have AIS (or even commercial GPS), and so couldn't prove that they'd been fishing in British waters for years - and should therefore have a right to continue to do so?

So it could be true. Particularly given how the Irish fishermen cut up so rough about this excercise and "forced" the Russian Navy to move parts of it away. Else they were threatening to turn up and fish in the middle of the excercise while the Russians were doing live-firing drills. Which could have gone very wrong.

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Sweden and Finland have worked with varying degrees of closeness to NATO for decades. While maintaining their neutrality, it made sense to have the option to call on NATO help - and also to make it look credible to the Soviet Union that they might still join NATO if pressurised too much.

However it's becoming a serious issue again. I believe that for the first time ever polling in Finland now has opposition to joining NATO dropping below 50%. Equally significantly the same poll also said that if the the Finnish government recommended joining, then that opposition fell away and support for joining hit 50%.

I still don't think it will happen, but then I suppose there is a logic to it. Now they're members of the EU and there's such a large cross-over between EU members and NATO members that the EU is likely to be collateral damage in any serious dispute with Russia. There's also more reason for NATO to want it. It's not like allowing Ukraine in, which faces much more of a threat than it has forces to cover (so you could argue makes NATO net weaker). Sweden and Finland have decently resourced armed forces that are also well trained. Plus they would make defending Norway and the Baltic States a lot easier, and really screw up Russia's ability to operate in the Baltic Sea. Plus that extra power in the arctic circle makes it easier for NATO to act offensively in the Norwegian and White Seas - which means they can spend less time defending Northern Norway and more time screwing with the Russian Northern Fleet, which is where most of its best submarines are, and incidentally also a lot of its sub-launched nuclear deterent.

Putin by sabre-rattling in Ukraine may do the opposite of what he says he wants, to push NATO away from the Russian border. And actually persuade the doubters in NATO that we have to station serious forces in Poland - and maybe also push the neutrals of Sweden, Finland and Ireland closer to us.

Ireland have already asked the RAF to patrol Irish airscpace for them. It's a bit unclear, but possibly after September 11th, when they realised they couldn't shoot down a terrorist controlled airliner? They also don't have primary radar, so when the Russians fly military aircraft around their coastline with their transponders off, it's a serious danger to commercial aviation. So the RAF have agreed to intercept the Russians doing that, as we'd probably being doing anyway - just we can use Irish airspace to make it easier. The big advantage is that the intercepting jets will have their transponders on, so air traffic control are then able to see where the Russians are. I think the last big incident was in 2015, and it turned out the Russian bombers in question were nuclear armed (although it could have been a practise round painted to look like a real one). It seriously disrupted civillian air navigation, but just buying a primary radar would mean they could track the Russians, even if they can't intercept them. I can't see them joining NATO, but they might cooperate further?

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Re: "It is considered deeply unfashionable to talk about Western cable tapping"

We are the good guys. No sarcasm needed.

Sadly we're not even close to being the perfect guys. But if you compare our governments to even relatively enlightened despots (say the Chinese Communist Party before they made Xi President for life) then it really is no contest.

Also the big worry about Russia isn't that they're going to tap undersae cables to spy on us. Although of course they are, everyone who has the capability does try. It's that they might start destroying undersea cables to fuck with our economies.

The USA of course converted an old ballistic missile submarine into a cable-tapping spy sub many years ago. I'm sure I read that that had been decommissioned, due to age - but that doesn't mean they haven't built another one.

Happy birthday, Windows Vista: Troubled teen hits 15

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Re: Vista...

Plest,

I disagree. I think MS had to do Vista. XP had shown them that they couldn't just update it, polish it and re-release it. It was too much of a security nightmare. Vista was what they had to release after re-writing so much of their legacy code, but trying to keep it as backwards compatible as they could manage.

Windows 7 was what Vista could have been if they'd had more time, but was also helped by the fact that hardware had continued to improve in the intervening time.

The lesson they seem to have failed to learn is Windows 8. Fucking with the UI for no purpose (except for the tiny minority running it on tablets) and then refusing to listen to everyone's complaints. They corrected that quite well with Windows 10 - but seem to have fallen off the horse again by needlessly fucking up Windows 11.

At least Windows 8 worked though, even if it was bloody hard to use. You forget how hard until you see a PC before it was updated to Win 8.1 and you were forced to interact with the full horrors of Metro. But for complete craptasticousity it has to be Windows fucking ME.

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Re: 512MB ram minimum memory requirement

I think the other problem was drivers. Despite the fact they had a long alpha and beta program, many manufacturers left it to the last minute - or just took ages over it. I bought a new PC a year after Vista's commercial launch - and so at least 18 months after the public beta, let alone the private stuff shown to Microsoft partners. And yet the drivers for the soundcard weren't released until 3 weeks after I bought it, so it couldn't do 5.1.

Idea of downloading memories far-fetched say experts after Musk claim resurfaces in latest Neuralink development

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Re: That quote!

He should get off the fence, and tell us what he really thinks...

Instant Ump: HP Inc's subscription ink services hiking prices from next month

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Re: Do you have to use HP ink?

If you read the small print on Instant Ink it specifically says the cartridges are bigger. Which of course makes sense given that they're paying the postage.

Of course they also control that cartridge. If you stop paying, your printer stops working, until you put in cartridges that you've bought yourself.

But for all the criticism I've seen on this thread, I think people are being totally unfair. Instant Ink is cheap, and also has decent customer service, the one time I've had to use it. Admittedly it only exists because customers were so obviously pissed off with the massive rip-off that was buying HP ink, and they're clearly to blame for that.

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Re: Do you have to use HP ink?

You can buy other ink cartidges, as normal. I didn't have many problems with fake HP ink - back when I bought cartridges regularly. But to be fair to HP (gags!) Instant Ink is a bloody good deal. And is so even at this new price. I used to buy 3 sets of cartridges a year, where even the fake ones were about £10 each. So that's £90 a year. We're a low-medium use office, so we're on an inkjet, because we want a little more image quality that we got when we had a laser. Now we've been paying £30-£40 a year for all the ink we need, and getting genuine cartridges without having to think about it too much. What's not to like?

I've been expecting them to put the prices up for some time, given we've been on it for 3-4 years and this is the first time they have. I guess the upside for them is regular direct debits and no danger we'll buy fakes.

Also they screwed up when I signed up. We got loads of credits, that were only supposed to last for 3 months. The idea being that you didn't need to worry if you'd gone for too few pages per month, you had near infinite extra credits. But they forgot to time-limit the credits, so I had 20 months of free ink.

OpenShell has been working on a classic replacement for Windows 11's Start menu

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Have MS rehired Sinofsky? Maybe they're planning to go back to Windows 8...

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Re: "If it ain't broke..."

Snake,

While I agree with you that users are resistant to change - this is perfectly understandable. Change adds confusion. Now there are some good reasons for changing things, but what they've done to the start menu and the taskbar have just made them objectively worse. They've not added anything new, you could already make them pretty much do what Win 11 does, in Win 10 - it's just that most people chose not to. And what they've done now is remove choice and make users have to click more buttons in order to do stuff they're obviously going to want to do. Hence I say objectively worse, this isn't a subjective matter of taste. They've not simplified anything, or made anything quicker or even made some parts of the OS that were unused more obvious, they've just stuck sand into the works of everyone's workflow.

Now where I might agree with you is the hatred of the ribbon in Office. Although again, continual tweaks and changes to it are confusing and annoying. But I've a different perspective on this, as I've both cursed it and praised it. I used to be a heavy Excel user, and knew where everything was in the menus. But now I use Excel a lot, but only for very basic stuff. As a basic user, the ribbon is close to perfect. It pretty much shows all the stuff I ever use, in a very easy to reach way - and once I got used to it is quicker and better than hunting through menus. For a person who's not good with computers, that's a godsent, as they're not the type to hunt though menus looking for lilkely options until they find what they want. So for them, the ribbon makes basic use much easier for them. Once you talk to a power user of course, it becomes a crap UI, because they already knew where stuff was - and now have to completely re-learn the UI, and would I'm sure prefer it to stay the same. That's when I've cursed it, the few times I've had to do the more complex stuff, and it's much harder to search for a function through the ribbon's messy mix of icons, than a nicely structured menu system. But I'd argue the ribbon serves a useful purpose, they should just have allowed you to fall back to a menu system if you wanted to - as I can't imagine that would have taken much extra coding. In contrast, the UI changes to 11 are just shit, with no redeeming features as far as I've seen so far.

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Re: Works for me

I've just installed StartAllBack on a colleague's computer, and it's pretty nice. Weirdly it seems to default to making everything look like Windows 8 (but with a Start Menu) - which is odd, as Windows 8 was surely the least popular release. But you can make things look more like Win 10 or Win 7.

Startdock's Start 11 fixes the Start menu, but that's the least annoying of Microsoft's changes. It's the forced grouping of icons on the task bar that's most annoying - so you have to hover the mouse over them to switch windows - so ungrouping them so you have an icon for each window is available in StartAllBack but not Start11. And it's at least 50c cheaper...

I didn't try OpenShell because it wasn't finished, and StartAllBack had already made the user happy. It's also on a month's free trial. Though I imagine OpenShell might end up being the best and certainly the most flexible.

The new settings menu is also terrible, but I've not got Win11 on my computer yet, so haven't looked into something to fix that.

Hopefully I can ride this out until the inevitable Windows 12, where they put things back with only a few changes kept for pride's sake - as with Win 10. Although I think I slightly prefer 10 to 7. Oh and Windows ME was still worse than 8 - but only just...

Behold! The first line of defence for 25% of the US nuclear stockpile: Dolphins

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It would be a bit unfair on the sharks. Unless we arm them with lasers I suppose...

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Re: Day of the Dolphin?

Mum walked into the sitting room when that was on TV sometime in the early 80s to find my brother and I bawling our eyes out at the end of that film. It's the only film I can remember crying at as a kid, even though I remember none of the plot. Who cares about ET going home, or Bambi's mother getting shot. I must have been about 8.

Not seen it since, which I suspect is the correct choice.

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Dolphins Buggering Off Home

I seem to recall that during the first Iraq war in 91 the US Navy released some dolphins to help clear an Iraqi minefield. The dolphins took one look at the odds, and promptly buggered off home. Or at least that was the official story. Perhaps the Iraqis had access to some particularly tasty tuna?

The robots are coming! 12 million jobs lost to automation in Europe by 2040 – analyst

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Re: So what

No. It's shoe shops. But before every shop in the country has been replaced by a shoe shop, we will first reach a kind of Singularity. The Shoe Event Horizon.

So I predict by 2040 that the few remaining survivors of the European population will have evolved into birds, and will shun the ground and never talk of their uncomfortable feet again.

In short, don't buy shares in Nutrimatic drink dispensing machines.

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States already tax robot owners. It's called corporation tax, dividend tax and capital gains tax. i.e. the profits of companies and the profits of their owners.

If the normal companies in the economy get as good at avoiding corporation tax as the mutli-national IT companies like Google, Apple and MS - then we'll have to move more taxation to the shareholders (who find it harder to avoid) or to consumption. So more VAT or taxes on land/property.

Of course it's possible that governments will create robot tax inspectors, who will fight Google/Apple/Microsoft's armies of robot security guards and the winners will rule the scorched remains of the Earth and all its surviving cowering peasants...

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So once robots can make cat food, Werther's Originals and daytime telly there'll be no more need for young people then...

Autonomy's Mike Lynch gets yet another judgment date as US extradition wrangling continues

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Re: That many postponements..

To be fair, all the Terminator films after 'Judgment Day' are rubbish.

Tesla driver charged with vehicular manslaughter after deadly Autopilot crash

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26 seconds?

I'd guess from context that this is in relation to aircraft.

Where of course to regain situational awareness is a lot more complex in terms of working out what the aircraft is doing in 3 dimensions, as well what was wrong with it to cause the autopilot to crap out on you,and posssibly also why all those alarms are sounding.

In a car, if you're not sure about what your pitch and roll rate is then it's too late to do anything...

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I'm amazed there are any Vauxhall Viva's left that haven't rusted to bits...

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Helcat,

Your thing about speed limits doesn't surprise me. As of the last time I heard, the local councils and government don't have an accurate database of the correct speed limits on all their roads, so there's nothing to give to the car manufacturers for any kind of accurate speed control.

Google are more accurate. However they've achieved that by crowd-sourcing the data. Like lots of stuff on Google Maps it asks users if this speed limit is correct, and then once a certain number of people have clicked in a correction, they must update their database. Which is fine as far as it goes, but doesn't seem acceptable to use for a legally mandated safety system. Unless they also used the Google Street View cars to create their database?

Or maybe the government have updated all this, but the car manufacturers are fitting their cars with old data, and not updating. Like in the old days of in-car sat-nav, where it was out of date when the car was new, and only got worse as time went on.

Russia starts playing by the rules: FSB busts 14 REvil ransomware suspects

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Re: "Ceased to exist"

Hence the famous proverb, "Red Square at night, leopard's delight."

Two sides of the digital coin: Ill-gotten gains in cryptocurrencies double, outpaced by legit use – report

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Re: Ponzi-Coin, buy now pay later

Most people have trouble finding their own arses with both hands and a map.

That's because they're doing it wrong. You only use one hand to find your arse. And use the other to hold the map. Makes it much easier.

Probably needs both hands to fold the map first though. In fact, I'm not sure it doesn't take more skill to fold maps than it does to read them...

[note to young people: Paper maps were what we used before the invention of smartphones. Folding the map was what your Grandad used to do in preparation for getting into the car to have an hour long argument with your Grandma.]

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes found guilty of fraud: Blood-testing machines were vapourware after all

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Re: Now, if only ....

Jonathan Richards 1,

Your definition is too simplistic, as is the discussion on lying in politics in general.

It's complex because it covers the intent of the speaker, but also almost philosphical differences of language and usage.

Just did a quick look on that thar internet at the definition of the word lie, and it might include an untrue statement made with the intent to deceive. But then another definition I found was to create a false of misleading impression. Well even those two are different.

So for example to take a case that everyone's banging on about again, did Blair lie about Iraqi chemical weapons? You've just said that a lie is a statement of fact that can be proved to be wrong. But what about if you act on a reasonable belief? We know Iraq had chemical weapons as of about 98, when they finally kicked the UN weapons inspectors out, because the inspectors hadn't destroyed all the stuff they'd found out about, let alone what was supsected to exist. So pretty much everyone assumed Iraq had still got some of it's chemical weapons left.

However, were they in a usable state? As importantly did anyone seriously believe that they were? That was an area that was more debated, and even harder to prove.

But being wrong, is different to being a liar.

Then we add in M'learned friends. Lawyers put a lot of stress on truth in statements, but also exactitude of languauge. And lots of politicians started off as lawyers. So you get the perfectly crafted statement of truth with qualifiers, which if read exactly will be true, but will then often be used in such a way as to deceive the listener - often by implication or association. So precise wording that almost, but doesn't quite, answer the question - or implying that something else is also true.

Some people see this as just as bad as lying, others as a legitimate tool of politics. It's then up to opponents and jouranlists to ask the right questions, and understand what the answers mean.

However if you want politicians to tell "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" every time they answer a question, expect political interviews to go on for several days.

Also remember that we criticise politicans for making gaffs. The usual definition of a political gaff being to tell the truth at an inconvenient moment.

So if we want more truthful politicians, we're going to need a better quality of journalists - and also a bit more honesty from the electorate. For example if we keep telling pollsters that we want more money spent on government services, but that we also want taxes to stay the same, or go down, we've not much right to complain if our politicians are less than honest with us.

Dutch nuclear authority bans anti-5G pendants that could hurt their owners via – you guessed it – radiation

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Re: Total Point Avoider

A joke for the young people there…

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Assange extradition case goes to UK Home Secretary as High Court rules he can be sent to US for trial

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Re: Don't do it Priti

She does have diplomatic immunity.

In the case of diplomatic immunity, the government of the diplomat can wave it. So for example, we let the Libyans ship out their whole embassy staff after a member of their mission murdered a police woman with a sniper rifle from the embassy window. Because they wouldn't wave immunity.

If the US government have finally chosen to in this case, it's probably that a deal has been struck that she can be tried from over there, and if convicted will serve any time in the US. Possibly some sort of deal has even been done on what any sentence might be, although that's a lot harder as it would be a lot more likely to go wrong, judges tending to be an independent lot.

International Monetary Fund warns crypto-related risks could soon become systemic

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But if only it had done what the IMF typically advises. Slashed pensions, tax cuts for billionaires, privatised health, sold all its public services to US corporations and abandoned any anti poverty programs it would have been fine.

People are routinely unfair to the IMF. The World Bank have been far too guilty of pushing privatisation and cuts in government spending in order for countries to get approved for development programs, when those cuts/changes weren't necessary to the program. Not that I'm against privatisation, but with the World Bank it had become ideological, and there should be a large amount of decision left up to the governments in question, even if they're making mistakes - they have a legitimate right to do so.

But the IMF are different. The IMF are mostly brought in when things are fucked up. And in that case countries often have no other source of borrowing. So terms should be stringent. But also, the IMF only have a limited pool of money aviablable. So the point about an IMF program is that it's only supposed to tide a governent over long enough to get through the immediate crisis - until it's able to borrow on the international markets again, and can pay the IMF back.

One of the global controversies about the IMF loan is that it was a massive loan. The biggest the IMF had ever given by far. And given to a rich, developed country. Which means that money from many very poor, developing countries was being risked to bail out Greece in order to protect its government spending on benefits that those much poorer countries couldn't afford to give to their citizens. Had the IMF not been run by a French politician, it's not certain that the loan would have been approved. Christine Lagarde (the IMF managing director) did successfully argue that the risk of the Euro collapsing was systemic and could cause a global depression. And she did have a fair point there. But still, countries like China and Nigeria were pointing out that they were poorer than Greece and all the other countries in the Eurozone are also richer than them, so why couldn't the Eurozone bail Greece out.

Also, on the harshness of the cuts, they were also not totally IMF policy. The harshness was required because IMF rules require that a country have a sustainable deficit, and that an IMF loan is only allowed if this is the case. Given Greece's accelarating deficit this meant making harsher cuts than the IMF would recommend. In fact what happened was that Lagarde overruled the economics department of the IMF in order to allow the first bail-out, as there wasn't enough total money coming from the IMF and the EU to make it sustainable, and so they needed extra cuts in spending to make the numbers add up. But of course that meant the Greek economy would shrink more than predicted, so they had to fudge the forecasts.

The first bail-out of course failed. Cutting Greek government spending by 10% in one year caused the economy to shrink by 13%, instead of the predicted 7% (figures from memory warning). But the important thing was the economic contraction being larger than the government cuts, which meant that more would be needed to make the debt "sustainable" to allow the fiction to continue for the next two bail-outs. Which ended after 3 years with the economy having contracted by 30% (a world record, so congratulations guys!) and government spending having been cut by 25%.

This was against the recommendation of the IMF Economics Department and done basically by the Eurozone in connivance with the French political appointee at the helm of the IMF.

The IMF had an internal report into the failures of the Greek bailout and have at least apologised. The Eurozone, not so much.

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Re: you mean

Chris G,

Greece didn't get into trouble and get nailed to the wall because it didn't use crypto. It got into trouble because its government borrowed money and lied about it. Of course it was made much worse by getting caught during a massive global recession. But the main point was that the Greek government couldn't fulfill its normal spending obligations without borrowing more money. And at this point, nobody would lend to them. So even if they'd been able to default on all their exisiting debt, they'd still have had to make massive cuts and make the recession in Greece much worse, because they weren't able to borrow.

Now admittedly being in the Euro took away all the options to deal with this crisis, and left the Greeks relying on their supposed partners in the Eurozone for any possible solutions to their problems. Because those solutions were basically printing money to stop their banks collapsing and QE. Both of which were the policy tools the UK and US were using at the time, but the European Central Bank were rejecting out of incompetence and stupidity, only to adopt them later anyway after having done massive damage to their own economies and credibilty.

So had Greece been using the Drachma, which they controlled, they wouldn't have suffered the biggest economic collapse in a modern economy in peacetime history (worse than the 1930s Great Depression in any country). But instead they'd joined the Euro, and it turned out their "partners" didn't give a fuck.

But if they've been using Bitcoin as a currency, they wouldn't have been able to print that either, so it would have had a similar, or worse, result. Plus running an economy on Bitcoin is insane anyway, becuase if your money supply doesn't increase with the size of your economy every year you get deflation, which is way worse than inflation for destroying economies.

If they'd been running a sovereign crypto currency then they could have acted to save their economy, but then why bother when you can just run a proper currency.

OK, boomer? Gen-X-ers, elder millennials most likely to name their cars, says DVLA

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Re: Just a couple

In the 90s, when Williams were winning everything in F1 with Renault engines, they had at an Espace and made it into a real rocket ship. They wanged in a slightly detuned F1 engine, so it would last more than 5 minutes, and messed around with it for PR purposes. I believe it did 160mph.

In the end it got turned into a track ambulance. I'm hoping they never did top speed with a patient in the back though.

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So your current car is played by Clint Eastwood?

Lack shame? Fancy some festive Windows knitwear? We've got your back

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's industrial tribunal

I would like to see an HR-training themed Rudolph jumper.

The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, which is a clear example of workplace bullying on account of his disability. Or perhaps his lawyers could call it racism or even speciesism?

They also won't let him join in any of their reindeer games. Which is yet more evidence of bullying, but also suggests a lax attitude to workplace health and safety, as staff shouldn't be playing games on a work site.

To emphasise this lack of good health and safety practise yet more, his line-manager (Santa) asks him to fly in dangerous weather conditions without adequate safety equipment or training. Is Santa even instrument-rated, given none of his other reindeer are capable of flying in adverse weather conditions?

Now all the reindeer loved him (hopefully not literally - adding sexual harrassment or worse to the charge-sheet) and said he'd "go down in history". I fail to see how the defence can claim this as a good thing, about newly created harmony in the team. I suppose it could be a sign of how desperate the company are to meet deadlines, that having abused poor Rudolph, they're now willing to be kind to him as it's now useful. Or we could put a more sinister light on the phrase, "he'll go down" as yet more bullying, disguised as kindness in hoping that he'll die in the attempt.

BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader

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Re: Can I get that in writing?

This is where a good Sir Humphrey attitude is also good. That's a very courageous decision Minister.

One white cat and a volcano short of a Bond villain: Rocket Lab's Peter Beck shows off the 'Hungry Hippo'

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Re: Bond! Bond?

The first Kingsman is great. Shame about the sequel.

I'd also recommend the Man from UNCLE film if you liked Kingsman. More stylish, a bit funnier and without the couple of ill-judged jokes in Kingsman that were a bit wince-inducing.

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Re: Bond! Bond?

The Daniel Craig Bond films are, well, not fun. They are brooding, somewhat morbid, a modern interpretation of a "super hero"

Actually the Craig Bond films, are much more looking back to the books for inspiration. As were the Dalton ones, but much less successfully, because they had low budgets and worse writers.

If you go back and read some of the books (I've only read a couple of the early ones), they're a lot darker and much more connected with the nasty realities of some poor sod on the ground getting shot at than the wise-cracking Bonds of yesteryear. Though it should also be pointed out that the first couple of Connery films also had a couple of nasty moments, because he was capable of playing Bond either way.

There's a lot of wish fulfillment in the early books, such as Bond having breakfast of 8 scrambled eggs with toast, coffee and freshly squeezed orange juice - which make a lot more sense when you realise it was probably being written in a grey 1950s London under rationing.

I also remember being surprised by Bond's internal monologue, which gets pretty damned close to being whiny, as he moans on about M dumping him in the shit and nearly getting him killed, yet again. Not that you'd blame him.

Anyway tastes vary, but I think that Bond needed a refresh after the Brosnan era, so why not have a try at something a bit harder edged? Having done what was as close to a 5 film story-arc as the franchise will allow, perhaps now would be a good time to go back to the 50s and tack towards something a bit more light hearted. But I very much enjoyed the Craig experiment. Then again I'm one of Dalton's few fans, so what do I know?

Bond for me used to be FUN. A total escape, a good frolic of excitement, a bit of sexy attraction, fun deux ex machina toys, vehicular chase sequences, and a "villain" that gets what he/she deserves.

Then what are you complaining about? Craig killed all but one of his baddies - and Blofeld got locked up at the end of the previous one rather than killing him, to keep him handy for this one. All had car chases and silly toys, plus a bit of available nookie. The only problem with your list here is that the baddie in Quantum of Solace was rubbish. The film had good bits but made no sense, but a crappy baddie was what really let it down.

Why your external monitor looks awful on Arm-based Macs, the open source fix – and the guy who wrote it

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Re: Down votes

The first rule of downvote club is not to talk about... Giant marshmallows?

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Re: Apple has already fixed the problem

Was this the monitor that requires the $500 stand as an extra?

China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon

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Do you mean a Minilith?

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Re: If it is a hut

[Geordie accent]

Day one in the Big Brother lunar hut, and all the contestants have died of asphyxiation.

[Geordie accent]

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Ford: "Excuse me. Do you rule the universe?"

Man who rules the universe: "I try not to."

Leaked footage shows British F-35B falling off HMS Queen Elizabeth and pilot's death-defying ejection

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Re: Fake.

Correction the MOD chose a ramp assisted design and F35B initially with the option to go CATOBAR in future with minimal alteratiuons allegedly baked into the design specs

I'm not sure how true this actually is.

I know that early on in the carrier design they were still looking at the option to have both. So they left a big space near the engines in order to have steam generating machinery to run catapults or extra generators to run EMALS. But as it became increasingly clear that F35B was going to work, they may have closed off that bit of the design and gone full VSTOL/STOVL.

Also, for example, they've built that clever fire-suppression system into the flight deck. So it's absolutely full of pipes so they can either have a mist spray over the flight deck for fire-suppression or even inject foam into the water flow and completely cover the deck in foam in about ten seconds. A demo of which I saw on the BBC documentary. That infrastructure would almost certainly get in the way of cats n' traps.

In fact, now I've thought about it for a few seconds, CATOBAR requires an angled flight deck for landings. Which the QE class doesn't have. Once that decision was taken during the build process - I guess it was over until a major refit.

Along with the fact the MoD didn't sue for breach of contract, it does rather suggest that the idea of being able to go CATOBAR had already been dropped by that point. However, the flight deck can be chopped off and re-done if they decide they want to in future. But that's going to require a significant increase in defence budget to cover the extra aircraft we'd need to buy, and probably the extra aircrew we'd need to train. Plus the refit costs for the ships.

So now we're stuck with a ski ramp carrier with only one possible aircraft option

This is true, but almost certainly not a problem. F35 is going to be operating until at least 2040, and it's unlikely that anything's going to come into service before then that's going to be significantly better. F35, and its missiles, will both get upgrades in that time - and so continue improving. There's also the possibility of drones that can augment their capabilities.

Now future drones could be a problem. Because few other nations are going to want STOVL ones - although the Navy are already looking at fitting a small CATOBAR system for lightweight drones on the right side of the ski-jump.

But also we're not the only market. The US Marines are expected to order around 350 F35Bs. Which, incidentally is not much shy of the total orders for Eurofighter Typhoons from all countries over the entire life of the program. Add to that us buying probably around 100, the Italians, Japanese and possibly South Korea. Spain as well I think, to replace their Harriers (Matadors)? Along with the huge numbers of F35 purchases, this is a massive global program that's going to continue to get updates like the F16, because so many different nations use it. Even if the F35B gets less love in terms of physical upgrades because the airframe is so different to the A and C models - the software and weapons are very similar.

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Re: Fake.

Steve Daives 3,

The whole point of the carrier and F35 purchase was to replicate what was seen as the success of the Joint Harrier Force. Thus allowing the Fleet Air Arm to be augmented by RAF squadrons when you needed more planes on the carriers. But that can only safely be done with VSTOL/STOVL aircraft - otherwise you'd have to spend ludicrous amounts of time training the RAF squadrons to do arrested carrier landings - when you might only expect to deploy them once every few years.

This way every squadron can do carrier deployment for a bit, and normal squadron duties the rest of the time. With much less training and practise required. And you have the ability to surge-deploy any of the squadrons out to the carrier at zero notice, without having to give them a few months of landing refresher-training first.

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Replying to myself, as I've just remembered my friend's favourite saying.

Any takeoff you can walk away from, was a bad takeoff.

Even worse if you can swim away from it...

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Any landing you can walk away from is a successful landing. It's a bonus if you can re-use the pilot...

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Re: Fake.

buying aircraft carriers with no catapult so they are forced to buy the expensive version of the VSTOL aircraft

Wrong. They chose to buy the VSTOL aircraft, and designed the carrier round it. They did this for very good, if possibly wrong, reasons.

France, only having one aircraft carrier, are forced to use US carriers to keep their pilots in training for CATOBAR flight operations - when the Charles de Gaulle is off at the repair shop. You only expect a ship to be operationally available for a third of its time. So even with the 2 carriers we bought, we might struggle to keep pilots qualified. Under-practised carrier pilots often end up dead, or swimming.

Second they decided to keep the idea of a joint pool of aircraft between the RAF and Navy. Again this is insanely dangerous with CATOBAR ops, but much easier with VSTOL. So the carriers will normally operate with a couple of squadrons on them, but will be able to deploy with 4 if required for high tempo operations. Meanwhile the RAF can be using the other planes. There's not much cross-over in parts betwen the F35B and the other models, so you're effectively having to run logistics for two different aircraft types if the RAF have A's while the Navy operate B's. Or you have to have more, because you need a full complement of B's for the carriers and another complement of A's for the RAF - and then you can't operate both carriers together unless you've bought way more B's than you normally expect to use.

I suspect they wanted the shiny electronic, sensor and command and control abilities of the F35, which I've read are actually quite impressive. So that meant they've need to buy some, or develop that very expensive tech alone and bolt it to the Typhoon. So the RAF may well use F35s in a mix with other aircraft as force-multipliers. Again this probably wouldn't have been affordable if they'd had to go for a different aircraft type for the carriers - though they could have bought all F35Cs - and just accepted they'd have fewer carrier-capable pilots and no ability to surge both carriers with air wings.

Then discovering they can't land vertically cos they melt the deck and can't take off with the fuel weapons load.

Wrong again. They can land vertically, and do most of the time. They can also take off with a full load. Although that load is less than than non VSTOL spec of the F35 obviously, but it's still way more than Harrier and with roughly twice the range.

However the UK forces have tested a "rolling landing" in order to be able to land with greater payloads. This means being able to carry more weapons on board and not having to expensively dump them into the sea before landing back on the carrier. I've seen it done on the tellybox, on various documentaries, but don't know how often they use it operationally, as I'm not sure what weapons load it requires to make it necessary.

Another brick in the (kitchen) wall: Users report frozen 1st generation Google Home Hubs

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Google Chromecast

I bought one of the early Google Chromecasts. It was cheap, and I just wanted to use it to show American Football games from the NFL app. It was also an interesting experiment into Google and internet-o'-stuff.

For example, Amazon are pretty platform agnostic. But blocked Chromecast for Amazon Prime Video. however there was an extension you could get on desktop versions of Chrome that would allow you to share the screen with a Chromecast anyway, but that meant having the PC on to watch telly.

Then one day it wouldn't work. Turned out that Google had nuked the Chromecast app on my iPad, and I now had to download the Google Home app, so I could also use all their other IoT kit. They didn't bother telling me this, the Chromecast App still apparently worked - it's just you couldn't get anything to launch - but there were no error messages, nor had they bothered to send me an email to say they were killing their app.

It was only researching it on the internet that I discovered they were now using a new app, so once that was downloaded and everything set up again from scratch it worked. Then a year later it just stopped working, I think because it's old and unsupported, but it's hard to find out because again, no error messages. And no reason for it stop working either - given that they could have just kept the old infrastructure going. It's not like Google lack the odd spare server - or are short of software engineers to keep patching legacy kit.

Anyway the lesson I've learned is that Google customer service is shit, their hardware gets pisspoor support, their attitude sucks and they don't give a fuck. Reinforced by reading about what they've done to Nest on here.

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

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I think Despiar.com is like Dilbert.

One isn't actually a fan. So much as somebody who recognises truth - and decides that the only sensible course of action is to laugh.

I guess the alternative is to get the carpet, quicklime and shovel and become the BOfH.

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All very good, hassling your supplier, but it did not seem like Simon got his problems sorted out.

I think you're mistaking Simon for someone that cares.

I'm sure that in a theoretical sense he'd like all his systems to be operating perfectly. So long as that didn't get in the way of trips to the pub, lager, bhaji consumption and foreign holidays.

But sometimes you need to focus on higher things. Sometimes, when a supplier has treated you badly, it's not about getting the system fixed. That may only be a subsidiary system whose failure will only annoy some marketing people, who barely merit their ration of oxygen in the first place... What matters is emotional intelligence. Knowing that a good network manager will be much happier having exracted revenge from the deserving wretches who failed you than they would be with a fully working system to allow the marketing department to catalogue their crayons accurately.

Finally of course, it's all about respect. If you ain't got respect, you ain't got nothin'.

Rolls-Royce set for funding fillip to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor technology

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Re: One million homes - I don't think so

Unfortunately as we all want to cook and heat our homes at about the same times during the day, the grid supply needs to cater for maximum usage not the average. We'll need dozens of these but on the upside quite a few can be built in parallel.

I do this for a living. It's called a diversity calculation. At least it is in the water industry. So you've got to look at both how much water you need per day, as well as being able to cover peak demand. But not panic and oversize everything so much that it becomes inefficient - or in the case of water actively dangerous. Oversized tanks risk becoming stagnant and then breeding grounds for bacteria.

I'm always having this fight with design engineers - because they don't want to be the one that under-sized the system. So everything ends up bigger than it need be.

So, for example, your statement is missing an important factor. Yes we mostly get up and cook in a relatively limited period, which causes higher demand. So let's say that most people get up between 6:30 - 8:00 and most cook between 17:00 - 20:00. As you can see, that's already divided those massive peaks into much smoother and less scary time periods. You've also forgotten industry. During the day factories are using leccy as are offices with their lights and computers. Most of these aren't working at these times of day - so actually the load is much more evenly divided over the day than you might think. There's still the problem of the overnight drop in demand, where most homes and businesses aren't drawing much power. And that's where we eiher need to use smart meters to run dishwashers and charge electric cars or fill-up storage. Or get base load generation that can be more easily switched off.