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I walked into the sitting room yesterday to see the end of an advert on TV. For Ashley Maddison. Co-incidence or conspiracy... It always looked more like the name of a law firm to me, rather than a dating/shagging site.

Angry user demands three site visits to fix email address typos

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Re: Ah Education

My apple and bacon crumble is vegetarian, yes.

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Re: Ah the memories...

A friend of mine turned up to the pub on crutches with his ankle in plaster. He's a strapping lad from the grim frozen North (well Lancashire, it's ooop North to me). Works out, hard-drinking, no-nonsense type of chap.

So how did you get injured?

Turns out he was fleeing in terror from a 4'10" Kiwi nurse with amorous intentions - who'd taken a fancy to him at previous visits to the pub.

I have to admit we may have been less than sympathetic to his plight. I think I'd describe her as scarily determined...

Silicon Valley VCs: We're gonna make California great again – on its own

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Re: Might want to learn a little geology, Doctor Syntax.

Isn't California slowly swapping places with Japan?

And by slowly, I mean slowly in geological terms.

Ireland to fight against billing Apple for back-taxes

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Re: Why was that "rubbing salt in the wound"?

DougS,

Sorry, I misunderstood you then. I've actually covered that point in another post. Cook announced that Apple would repatriate about $40bn, four days after the Commission announcement. A cynic might suggest it was to get the US government onside, and slavering over the huge wodge of tax they'd be losing.

He implied this was unrelated, but it's only six months since he said they had no plans to repatriate any cash.

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Re: Pointless

Europe still gets its pound of flesh though, as this is a past liability.

Also Ireland have half the corporation tax of Germany or France, so for the EU single market, it still makes sense to book all the profits from Europe in Ireland. That is assuming Trump sets the rate at 10% for foreign profits but keeps the domestic one at 35%. If he sets everything at 10%, then they're better off operating entirely from the US.

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Re: Why was that "rubbing salt in the wound"?

DougS,

Well no. Irish Corporation tax is still 12%, compared to the US 35% - so there's still a good reason to shelter the cash abroad. Even the UK's 20% rate is still a lot nicer than 35%.

Also, they can't get out of paying this - it's a past liability - but it makes no difference to their deferred tax liability to the US, as it can be offset.

This problem is entirely of the US government's own making. They allow deferral of corp tax payments on foreign profits, they demand payment on foreign earnings (to be fair with offset against tax paid abroad in most cases), and they have both high corporation tax and high dividend tax - so it costs something like 70% in tax on dividends. They've created a system of eye-wateringly high tax that can be trivially avoided indefinitely - what the hell did they expect.

To make it worse Bush, and I think Clinton, both had foreign profits amnesties, where they could be repatriated at lower tax rates. So there was another incentive for large corporations to sit on the cash and wait. Now Trump's in - they may get a lower rate - assuming he can avoid falling out with the rest of the Republicans.

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Re: Political theatre only

Well a €13 billion windfall isn't such a bad thing to be blamed for...

But as you say, they may feel they've got to be seen to object. And also partly for domestic politics. If they admit they were in the wrong, they're admitting to their taxpayers (after years of huge austerity and a more than 10% drop in the size of the economy), that they could have had €15 billion of extra. And that's serious money in a country with a small population.

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The judgement is against the Irish government. The EU has no jurisdiction on Irish corporation tax, that's a local matter. But they do have jurisdiction on illegal state aid. Which is the case that Ireland lost.

Some people have accused the Commission of cheating or mission creep. Of ruling on an area that's the sole competence of governments - but I don't think that's fair - because they've ruled on a specific deal, where Apple were allowed to create a company to hold profits that on paper had no geographical location, and so paid no corporation tax to anyone.

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Re: Politicos covering their backs...

Apple were paying Irish corporation tax on their Irish profits. But were allowed to book a huge chunk of their global profits to an "Irish" company that didn't have a link to any state - and therefore didn't owe any tax. Weee! Nice wheeze. This was changed last year, and was one of the causes of a startling rise in Irish GNP - along with presumably other companies coming off the deal.

Now Apple would still have paid that tax to the US - had they ever chosen to repatriate profits. Because the US charge tax on global income (though you can usually offset the corp tax you pay abroad against this). But that's why Apple were borrowing money in the US (and so paying interest on it) to pay their dividends, so as not to repatriate any money and pay US corporation tax.

Many other EU countries have been trying to persuade / force Ireland to up it's Corp tax level to more like everyone else's 20% (ish) for years - because they see it as unfair that Ireland poaches corporate HQs off them. But that's how the single market works. What's really annoyed other governments is that not only were Ireland "stealing" their corp tax take - but worse they were then giving it away for free. And that's what the ruling stops.

I can't see Ireland winning on appeal, for two reasons. Firstly because they've already changed their tax system, which sort of admits they knew they were going to lose. Secondly the European Court is unlikely to overrule the Commission on something like this, because it's not a proper independent court - it tends to support the same political aims.

Apple rubbed salt into the wound by announcing they were going to repatriate a bunch of money to the US under a week after the decision. That being just enough cash that the US corporation tax would be offset against the EU bill. If they do win on appeal, who wants to bet they'll suddenly find a reason not to repatriate that $40bn?

The Reg seeks online community manager

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Re: A bridge too far

How very dare you! I'm not a misanthrope. I'm MrAnthrope.

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Re: A bridge too far

True. But then I dislike doing the VAT return. But as I'm paid to do it, and HMRC will come and get all grumpy with us if I don't, it gets done.

I would use Facebook. If you paid me.

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Re: two tribes

Nah. These forums are gentle and fluffy. I wouldn't characterise them as full of monsters at all.

The warning should be more like: Here be grumpies - get off their lawns!

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I don't have a twitter account, I log into Facebook about once a month (my Mum has more "friends" than me). I did once download the Flipboard app, but deleted it a week later. And I hate Linkedin and don't use it - although come to think of it I hate Facebook more, but the family forced me to be on there.

On the plus side, I had a Google+ account for a bit, I have a proven track record of talking bollocks on these here forums, I once drank a lot of El Reg's whisky and stayed both upright and coherent until almost everyone else had left. Finally I can eat crisps at the highest level of competition, from Monster Munch to Kettle Chips, from Paprika to Hedgehog flavours, I've got the lot covered.

By rights, the job should be mine!

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Re: I wouldn't be recruiting today

wolfetone,

I really don't think so. I suspect you'll find Hillary won't be sending any more emails for a while. Snail mail or carrier pigeon only for her from now on. She tried sending emails, but it didn't work out so well...

'Extra-supermoon' to appear next week

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Re: The person who coined 'supermoon'

What about the Super Furry Animals?

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Re: Why the fuss?

We'll all notice when the Moon hears of this, and starts wearing its red pants and blue spandex suit with the big S on the front.

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Re: How about "Hypermoon"

It's only a small step from hypermoon to small explosion on Moonbase Alpha - and look what happened then.

Some people in silver jumpsuits got very lost, but nobody worries about what happens to everyone left on Earth.

European F-35 avionics to be overhauled at Sealand, says UK.gov

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Re: Interesting contract ...

Well, that's £2bn over the lifetime of the contract (22 years from 2018-2040). So even ignoring inflation and crudely dividing it by 20 years - you get £100m per year. Of course in the first few years, with only a few tens, then low hundreds of planes in Europe there'll be much less work. Eventually ramping up to I'd guess a thousand or so, assuming the F35 gets cheaper and starts to replace older F16s that have been in services since the 80s.

It's also not a private company.

Tesco Bank limits online transactions after fraud hits thousands

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Re: Id say...

As all good Tesco executives know, horses don't belong in the stable - door bolted or otherwise. Horses go in the lasagne.

It's horses for courses don't-you-know. Main courses.

World's shortest international flight: now just 21km in 7 minutes

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Re: Island hopping

Couldn't they just get a big catapult?

I believe they're sold by the Acme Corporation, as ably demonstrated by Wyle E Coyote...

Brexit judgment could be hit for six by those crazy Supreme Court judges, says barrister

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Re: Parliament must vote

There's no dispute that Parliament should get a vote. Just that it should get to trigger A50. Negotiating whatever deal is down to government.

The sad thing here, is there's no space for democracy. Once article 50 is triggered, we're on a 2 year deadline, then we leave. Unless all 27 other members, and the European Parliament agree unanimously. Unlikely.

Hence whatever the government negotiate, we're stuck with. Parliament can vote it down, or we can have a referendum on it, but unless the rest of the EU agree - we don't get it. It's a case of competing democracies.

That's the sad thing for the remainers. The very organisation they want to stay in, is what makes it impossible for us to remaing. They don't seem to want to make that possible.

So the only way to avoid leaving, is to avoid triggering Article 50. Which would be a horrendous offence against democracy - and I don't think the public would be forgiving.

It's sad, as there could be a good compromise deal out there. But circumstances make it almost impossible.

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Re: Media and entertainment

Yes, it sets precedent - and it's worth noting here that the precedent would be one which granted the government a lot of power to overrule parliament in the future. A very dangerous precedent, in other words.

I disagree.

It doesn't really set a precedent, because this is a unique situation.

So unique in fact that the High Court are already creating precedent, by trying to invent law where there is none - because the law in question was badly drafted.

Basically Article 50 says we leave automatically in 2 years if no deal is unanimously agreed to extend it (or make it quicker). It also says that it's invoked by the government in question, in accordance with their own rules.

But when this was put into UK law as part of the Lisbon Treaty (European Constitution MkII), I don't think Parliament bothered to specify what those rules are, as they didn't expect to be leaving.

So the court had to make up the law, as there wasn't any. It's clear that government gets to negotiate treaties, and so negotiating our leaving deal is down to royal perogative. Parliament can advise, and be kept informed, but get no say until there's a final deal done, to put into UK law.

But the court asked, is A50 irrevocable? The government said yes. Once triggered we're automatically out of the EU after 2 years. I'm sure it could be fudged, but only if all other 27 members agree - and probably the European Parliament too. That's unlikely, so we'd be out in 2 years.

Well in that case, the court said, Aricle 50 is effectively repealing the European Communities Act because it inevitably leads to that, once we trigger it. Hence Parliament has to have its say first, as that effectively will be repealing legislation and removing rights from citizens, which must be done with Parliament's assent.

On the letter of the law, the judgement is dubious - A50 isn't changing UK law at all. It's a use of an exisiting treaty power, already created by Parliament, involving treaty negotiation which is a perogative power. However once the court asked if it was inevitable they went with the logical ruling, that it's effectively changing the law. After all, Parliament could refuse to repeal the act taking us into the EU, but what's the point of that if triggering A50 means they've kicked us out?

Coding will win you the election, narcissistic techies boasted to Hillary

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Sheesh! These guys are so unhip, it's a wonder their bums don't fall off...

Hell desk thought PC fire report was a first-day-on-the-job prank

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I'd forgotten that. I remember John Lewis had shiny chrome ones, to match the decor. As you say they're supposed to bloody stand out. That's the whole point.

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I believe it's a (really stupid) EU directive, so come Brexit we can have our fire extinguishers back in black, blue, cream and red - as God intended.

Not sure what colour whatever less ozone-unfriendly chemical passes for Halon these days should be tbough.

My area only has some PCs and lots of paper files, so we've got the right stuff. I believe we have to have 3 because we don't have a fire escape on this floor, so we've got to be able to get down the stairs to the one below.

Which incidentally leads into the stockroom of the rather expensive HiFi shop next door. I'm tempted to stage a small fire, and see if I can't liberate me some tasty speakers while "escaping".

I know someone who's a retired skipper for Saudi Aramco. Or one of their more boat-y subsidiaries. Strangely enough when you captain a 200,000 supertanker, you get quite a lot of firefighting training. His rule is that the law can go hang - any extinguisher on his boat will be painted the proper colour - so it can be identified at a glance.

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Re: Tossing water at electric fire

I remember having to point out to someone that CO2 was fine for a small enclosed kitchen, but that Halon was definitely a bad idea.

The estates management people in our current office came around and re-did our extinguishers this year. There are only 2 rooms on the top floor, and I've now got 2 water and a CO2 extinguisher to play with. Which snazzy glow-in-the-dark tops on.

Which would be great if they weren't all now stupidly painted red - so you can't tell them apart without looking closer. If they wanted to do that for visibility, they should have mandated a band of colour at the top - so you could easily tell the type.

Cynical Apple gouges UK with 20 per cent price hike

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Shouldn't the Scots demand them a few quid cheaper then?

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Re: All according to plan

I've got some news for you. There's no such thing as a free lunch. If you save your money with a bank, you are lending it, at risk. The risk being the bank going pop, and you losing your money.

Interest rates on bank loans are lower, because the risk is very low. But there's still a risk there. Had QE not happened, those with savings would have lost everything. So don't complain too much about QE - it did it's job.

BTW QE is not money printing, in the normally accepted meaning of that phrase. The difference is technical, but real. Basically because it's a temporary effect tied to the short-term purchase of an asset from the market, that will later be sold back into the market and the central-bank created money is then destroyed. The job is not to create money but to create liquidity - and stop the economy seizing up. It worked.

The 2nd job of QE is to force interest rates down, so that those holding lower risk assets are forced to either take more risks, or accept small losses.

However complaining about the shocking inflation of 0.5% (expected to rise to 1.5% next year) is pretty bloody laughable.

One of the major causes of the recession was over-saving. Not by UK households, we borrowed too much, but by the world's main exporters (basically OPEC, Russia, East Asia and Germany). They poured cash into the money markets rather than spend it themselves, or let their currencies appreciate sucking in imports - and this caused a huge global imbalance. This was one major cause of the borrowing/banking boom - and subsequent bust. QE was trying to force unproductive assets to be moved into investment in the real economy - to try and force economic growth. This is the bit of QE that hasn't worked as well, it's led to more of an asset boom than an investment boom.

But as QE saved the banking system, and so the economy, and kept deflation away - it was a great idea.

See that red spot on the chart? Sail over it and you'll find a Russian sub

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Re: Target search != target detection

Facebook tracking is great for working out what Russian units are in Ukraine at any given time - it's amazing they don't confiscate their soldiers' phones.

Not so hot on a submarine - unless it's permanently on the surface, or has an antanna up, so the sailors can get an internet connection. Perhaps that's why Facebook are trying to put up their own satellites? Is it time for a new conspiracy theory? It was Russia that took out the last SpaceX launch, and not ULA as everyone had assumed...

EU announces common corporate tax plan

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Re: finally a brexit benefit (for EU)

I think that's a bit unfair on Italy. Clearly totally true about Greece...

The Italians joined the Euro partly in order to try and impose some discipline on themselves - and avoid the inflation and periodic devaluations they've used to run their economy since WWII. And to quite a large extend they did that successfully. Italy has not splurged massive amounts of government spending since the Euro came in, their households hold large assets (admittedly often in Swiss accounts safe from the tax man) and only their corporate sector had a bit of an issue with debt. But not a serious one. The Italian banking system was a damn site better run than the UK, German or French one (actually so was the Greek) - their problems have been caused by the stupidity of the ECB refusing to act as a lender of last resort (the main point of a central bank), and the fact that their economies are so screwed that they've got lots of bad debts, and with low growth and negative inflation the debts actually get bigger, not smaller. Also Italy didn't bail out it's banks, like Germany did in 2008 - when the Eurozone rules allowed sensible bail-ins, and the Eurozone's new banking regs were written by fuckwits - who hadn't worked out that Italian and Spanish customers by junior bank debt as a retail investment product - so bailing in junior debt makes bank recapitalisation politically impossible and economically suicidal.

Basically the Euro is shit, and Italy was in at too high a rate. Made much worse by Germany's treaty-breaking Hartz IV reforms which reduced wages (effectively an internal devaluation) to competitively advangate German exports against the rest of the Eurozone. In a proper economy, exchange rates would take the shock.

Remember two other things. Italy may have had some dodgy official figures (Greece much more so) but they don't control the foreign exchange markets, most of that is in London. So the current account position can be independently calculated - plus the stock of government debt is known. This is why Greece's figures were suspect in the market before it all came out, it's just nobody cared to do anything about it. Secondly Italy grew to be the 6th largest economy in the world by the 1990s - so even with their policy of over-spending, generating inflation and being forced to regularly devalue they were still running their economy OK, or at least growing it.

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Re: Benefit for both?

Well part of the corporation tax problem is the single market. Also the VAT problem. The point of the single market is that a company in one country should be able to trade in another, but using its normal domestic legal regime.

So that encouraged countries to game the tax rates in order to attract more corporate HQs.

In principle, Brexit (assuming we also leave the single market) would fix that problem. However, corporation tax avoidance is also something large corporations, with large profits to pay lawyers and accountants, are always going to do.

I don't think corporation tax stealing works so well for large economies. By lowering the rates to attract a few more HQs in, you lose money from your exisiting companies. But if you're a small market like Ireland, with foreign trade making up a huge proportion of your economy, it's worth doing.

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Re: finally a brexit benefit (for EU)

Must be working through the pile of things uk blocked right now.

I bet you it wasn't just the UK that blocked this one last time. So it still might get blocked.

But there are certainly a bunch of things we didn't want where the EU went ahead without us. The two biggest being Schengen and the Euro. How are they turning out?

Well, Schengen is currently in the process of breaking down - the Commission just had to decide not to sanction a bunch of countries for using "temporary emergency" border controls for over a year so far for example.

And the Euro has turned out to have been one of the greatest fuck-ups in modern economic history. Italy's economy is smaller than it was when the Euro began - their manufacturing sector is now smaller than it was in 1992. Greece has suffered a longer and deeper recession than either Germany or the US did in the Great Depression - and Greek unemployment is predicted by the IMF to finally drop below 10% by 2040! The whole Euro area is flirting with deflation, unable to politically resolve these difficulties, the economy is still smaller than when the recession hit in 2008 and the banking system is in a horrible mess, and there's no political solution in sight.

Perhaps they should have listened to us a bit more...

Getting your tongue around foreign tech-talk is easier than you think

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Re: 'Fintech' makes me think of red staplers

fintech companies are those concerned with the process of creating cybernetic sea creatures. Which is why so many are based in the port cities of London and New York.

At the moment this means upgrading crustacea - hence websites such as prawnhub.

Eventually of course we should attain the final goal of the Selachimorpha with dorsally attached collimated beam apparatus.

That's shark with frikkin laser beam to the rest of us...

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Re: Courriel

On the other hand, le ferry-boat is an abomination.

But there's nothing wrong with le sandwich, le weekend etc.

I was a bit doubtful of cliquez (as in "cliquez ici" for click here) - it's a bit ugly. But then tirez (shoot) isn't much better.

Packaging in Belgium was even more fun, as it was often double-sided French/Flemish, sometimes with extra German, Italian, English. But then you got random yellow bits on the packaging saying "New Improved" or "50% extra" and it was random as to what language they'd pick for that as well.

And their supermarkets often had TVs by each checkout showing techno and europop. Which is just evil.

New MacBook Pro beckons fanbois to become strip pokers

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Re: Strip or screen...

I have a small confession to make. I'd been reading El Reg and the papers on my iPad at home. Finished and picked up a book - and at one point I'd got near the bottom of a page, and rather than move the book up to a more comfortable height, I put my finger on the page and slid it trying to scroll up instead...

D'oh!

Apple grounds AirPods launch with shipping delay

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Well, it's either that, or they're waiting on the delays to production of the iParrot. This is an Apple device that sits on your shoulder, it does verbal commands like Amazon's Echo - while being much cooler of course. After all, who wouldn't want to say, "Aaaar Siri, what be the capital of France?" And Siri comes back with, "Paris be the capital city of France ye salty sea dog. Aaar!"

The iParrot is also a drone, that automatically flies down and catches fallen Apple ear pieces, the 7 or 8 times per journey that they will inevitably fall out.

It costs just $1,000, so will pay for itself after saving just 5 sets of earbuds from being lost. So in about 2 weeks...

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The problem isn't with production at all. They work fine, they've produced plenty of them. It's just that when it comes to packing them, they keep dropping one of each pair down the back of the conveyer belt.

As soon as the caretaker gets round to pulling the production line out of the way, and getting his broom right to the back - they'll have them all back in the boxes, and shipped out, lickety spit.

UK minister promises science budget won't be messed with after Brexit

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This really isn't hard to understand. We contribute something like £18 billion to the EU, and it spends about £9 billion on stuff here. So there's plenty of money.

I'd suggest we stay in the EU science programs, if they want us. That should be an easy agreement, if negotiations don't go wrong. If not, then we repatriate a bunch of EU budget, and add it to the research budget. It's not like UK academia doesn't already do loads of joint research with non EU countries.

The immigration argument is even sillier. Our universities are funded by fee-paying foreign students, it would be insane to stop that flow, although there is a lot of abuse apparently with pretend institutions getting visas for pretend students, and I'm sure the Home Office will manage to stop some real students in cleaning up that mess.

It's a bit like the argument that because people are worried about low skill immigration well automatically choose not to allow any more doctors or nurses to move here. A pure scare-story.

There are serious issues to worry about with Brexit. This one should be dead easy.

LASER RAT FENCE wins €1.7m European Commission funds

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Re: Intelligent?

Or we just get pigeons and rats wearing dark glasses.

Hello Rat Fans! Yes, Roland Rat was actually a documentary.

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Re: Species Stanglers

We could let them all in each year, then never turn the lasers off again.

Bonus, there'll be lots of BBC film crews there to film the ensuing carnage. Who wouldn't want to see Coldplay vs. Starving Teenagers in Cannibal Deathmatch - on Dave at 9pm...

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Re: Could still happen after Brexit

Plus we've got some of the top research universities in the world and so can either remain in the EU research programs (maybe sweetening the deal by upping our budget contribution by a few million) - or if they don't want to play then simply reallocate our share of that budget entirely to our own academics.

As we're a net contributor we can easily replace any EU funded thing ourselves, given we already fund it at the moment. As that's the meaning of net contributor. And there's still money left over that we already pay out to either bribe the EU to agree to continue doing stuff we want (and keep the existing EU budget) - or take back and spend on doing other things.

Brexit would have got get very unfriendly indeed for academic cooperation to stop - I'm sure there are more important things to worry about.

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Re: One small step...

This is what farmers will buy it for.

It'll play a recording of "Gettt orrff my laaaand" - then shoot you with the shotgun they've just replaced the laser with.

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Re: Pulsed agrilaser in the 40W range

Thus, getting a cat will not eliminate or keep other cats away, it will simply cause your property to be time shared.

What about if you get a lion?

I admit you may be introducing an even worse poo problem. Although I believe you can sell it to other people to put in their gardens to keep cats away. There's also the problem of food, they're not cheap to feed, and if you're really unlucky, you may be on the menu yourself.

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Re: Those of us old enough to remember . . .

Either they're testing this near my office, or they should be. A pigeon flew down the chimney next to my desk this morning, and perched on the back of one of our swivel chairs.

The windows don't open very wide, so I was expecting a bit of a struggle to get the bugger out - and a laser would have come in useful for that too. Managed it with the minimum of flapping and shitting - either from pigeon or me.

Seems like a better solution than random slaughter of wildlife though.

Possible reprieve for the venerable A-10 Warthog

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Re: It was not allowed to fly low in Operation Desert Storm….

Well, that's why they want to use more drones in close air support.

But it's not all that easy to shoot planes down with handheld missiles. Otherwise everyone would be doing it... If you're doing close air support you can fly in from behind friendly lines - change angles of approach and the ground troops you're supporting have an incentive to identify MANPADS and deal with them or make them the first target. That's why Forward Air Controllers are so important, partly to avoid dropping bombs on the wrong people, and partly to try and ensure the survival of the aircraft.

So at the moment We have a mix of helicopters, drones and planes. I suspect that mix will change, but all will still be in use in 10 and 20 years time.

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Re: A-10 role

Helicopters are regarded as ground forces, partly because they're so often tightly integrated with ground troops, but also because they fly lower and slower - and so are much more vulnerable.

Helicopters also don't like high altitude or high temperatures (both massively reduce their fuel and weapons payload).

Hence Harrier did lots of close air support for the UK in Afghanistan, until it was ditched - because it's good at going slower than fast jets, and still carries loads of stuff.

I think the brass see drones as the future of close air support. You can make them bigger, and carry more stuff, or just have more of them. You don't mind as much when they crash - and you can also take higher risks with them. Plus you can have them loitering near the enemy gathering intelligence, then drop weapons when required.

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Re: A10 the Meccano airplane

Well anything we've got in service could have easily dealt with Assad's airforce. It was politcal will that was lacking, not hardware.

Harrier, Jaguar and the A10 were designed around the same time to do the same job, close air support on the front lines in Germany - where decent runways were going to be in very short supply, if not actually covered by mushroom clouds. Logistics was also going to be a right old mess. Their job was going to be supporting the forward troops to keep them alive long enough for NATO to mobilise and get troops there before the front lines collapsed totally. The mainly Germany, British and US professionals on the border weren't expected to last many days into WWIII - even if it didn't go nuclear. I don't think there was much hope held out for the close air support either.

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Re: A10 has a unique role doesn't it?

I'd imagine the future of close air support is seen as drones. The close bit of it meaning that you expect higher pilot losses than any other type of mission. Current drones aren't up to it of course, they're great for hours on end of recce and the odd missile strike - but don't compare to what the A10 can do.

For some reason nobody seems to believe that they can knock out a few hundred of a new design all that cheaply anymore. How much that's down to the defence industry, the requirement for things to be every shinier or the fact that nodody can write a decent spec and stop bloody tinkering with it is a matter for the reader to decide...

It's been done with armoured vehicles in Afghanistan and Iraq when the US Hummer and UK Landrover were totally inadequate. So why not planes? One of our light recce vehicles (the Jackal I think) was designed, tested and into first production in 18 months.

The downside of the huge multi-role plane project is that it becomes a monster, as it's expected to do so many jobs.

The downside of having multiple weapons systems is that you need multiple supply chains - which makes logistics and training much more expensive and difficult. Whether 10 years is really enough to replace the A10 with drones seems very doubtful to me though.

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Re: Right tool for the job

Nope. I think you misunderstand the Bigwigs. If the senior officers of the US airforce (or the RAF for that matter) had wanted to spend their time helping squaddies - they'd have joined the army. But they didn't, they joined the airforce, because they like fast planes that are pretty. They like flying them, and they like getting budget so lots of them keep flying. And they like even bigger budgets to buy newer, shinier ones. They only buy ground-attack aircraft when forced to at gunpoint. And even then, they'd much rather spend that cash on a fancy new fighter or strategic bomber, and then do a ground support version later.

To be fair, the B52 makes an absolutely awful strategic bomber nowadays. At least, against anyone with an airforce. But it can carry an awful lot of laser guided bombs, and hang around for an awfully long time, so squaddies with laser designators can have bombs when they need them. So they are willing to compromise.

But sometimes, nothing beats a fucking enormous cannon strapped onto the front of an incredibly ugly aeroplane. Which carries a big bunch of bombs as well, just in case.