* Posts by ian 22

966 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jun 2009

Revealed: HUNGRY frosty Arctic cleft that could eat 2 Grand Canyons

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Headmaster

Re: Winding River Channel????

Dan, as you seem to claim knowledge of geology, perhaps you also know a bit about plate tectonics, and that the canyon in question may have formed many millions of years ago when Greenland was in more tropical latitudes.

Regardless, there is much to learn about this feature, which is less accessible than the surface of the Moon.

Thought the PC market couldn't get any worse? HAH! Think again

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Trollface

Just as I've always said..

Computers and fire are simply fads, and bound to disappear.

US highway agency awards Tesla Model S record safety score

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Re: Tesla model S, safest car

Having spoken with users (not owners) of Chinese-made autos, Geely brand specifically, they have garnered a reputation for fragility. The autos, not the users, although humans are reputed to be rather squishy.

Climate change made sea levels fall in 2010 and 2011

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Yes, but....

You forgot to mention the oceans rose by ~ 25mm the following year.

NASA plots Chelyabinsk plume

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Unhappy

Re: Ominous sounding ending!

Global Warming? Or should that be Globar Warning?

KABOOOM! Space-faring dwarf's galactic pile-up snapped by X-ray boffins

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Thumb Up

@Pascal Monett

But isn't Man the measure of all things (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protagoras)?

Boffins claim Voyager has already left the Solar System

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Re: So Voyager 1 and 2 will constitute the *only* datasets for this problem

Very likely there will be no sharp transition to be found, much like the 'transition' from Earth's atmosphere to outer space. Last I had heard, space begins at 100km altitude, because it is a nice round number, but atmosphere is still detectable beyond that point.

We may simply define interstellar space as beginning at some distance agreed upon, again much like "wogs begin at Calais".

Tech war latest: Today's leather tools 'invented by NEANDERTHALS'

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I recognise those tools!

And they are as new as those we used in the Navy. Better looking, though.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Absurd opinion alert

We know because Bishop Ussher told us so. As does Mrs. Palin, lately Governor of Alaska.

Such authorities should remove all doubt...

Nude swimmers warned of GONAD-GOBBLING FISH ON THE LOOSE

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Re: A few details:

Angle of the dangle = Heat of the meat + Mass of the ass.

Study finds online commentards easily duped, manipulated

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Pint

Re: This is news?

Buy me beer and I'll vote for you.

Moneybags pour shower of gold on new mega-precise GPS system

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Coat

@Anon. cow. 09:35

The correction for light speed in the atmosphere is interesting. Light speed varies with density of the atmosphere, does it not? Given global warming, is the correction updated as the atmosphere warms?

No, mine is 36 centimetres to the northwest.

NASA boffins release Europa mission wish list

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Happy

Re: Europe

Terrain hostile to Americans? Do you mean Europe or Europa, or both?

Xerox copier flaw changes numbers in scanned docs

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Mushroom

Re: Bah!

Stevie this is no laughing matter! As automation becomes the norm, humans will exercise less and less brain power. Not to mention unexpected behavior on the part of the systems in question.

The first automation related disaster I'm aware of was the Mount Erebus Disaster in 1979 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_New_Zealand_Flight_901), and the latest is Asiana flight 214 last month. As automation spreads, I expect more failures.

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Pirate

@Tom 13

Quite right, and also the current scanner/printer copiers (and especially those networked as printers) write everything to internal disc drives, where the documents stay, potentially for years. When the copier/printer is sold on, those documents remain with the device opening a security gap of huge proportions.

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Unhappy

Re: @ Jolyon Smith - 'this is simply unacceptable'

Re "bad design"

Indeed. At a minimum the copier should flash a warning message to users when settings are down to the 'questionable' range. Although even trained and experienced users such as the Asiana pilots of Flight 214 will ignore warnings.

Against stupidity even the Gods contend in vain.

Earn £8,000 a MONTH with bogus apps from Russian malware factories

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Code like a pirate!

Arrr, tovarisch!

For pity's sake: DON'T MOVE to the COUNTRY if you want to live

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Re: 'For pity's sake: DON'T MOVE to the USA if you want to live'

Good god! Where did you live? As you say, there are "bad" neighbourhoods.

Boffins, Tunnel Tigers and Scotland's world-first power mountain

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Re: Been there...

Ah yes, lovely Oban. I spent a fortnight there one day, relieved only by local distillations- excellent Scotch. Wish I'd known about Cruachan.

Boeing batteries back under spotlight as 787 burns at Heathrow

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Flame

The Dreamliner: a burning issue

Unfortunate for Boeing what with the 787's flaming history.

Star Wars missile intercept fails for fifth year running

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Trollface

There's yer problem right there

Yer throwing money at the problem in the form of missiles. What you need to do is throw actual money in the form of dense clouds of dense coin. Several million gold coins blasted from a super shotgun should do it, and not require infeasible technology. Cheaper to boot.

Throwing arms let humans rise above poo-flinging apes to play cricket

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Meh

We rise above beasts

What differentiates us from the beasts is we fling faeces faster further? Fantastic!

Sony unveils latest attempt at an Android SmartWatch

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Happy

Re: Runs Android? - No

It tells time then?

Snowden dodges US agents in Moscow, skips out on flight

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Nothing to hide?

Official: If you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.

Me: I've done nothing wrong!

Official: We will be the judge of that.

Top Norks bone up on Hitler

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Re: I don't have a pair of tongs to hand...

Yes, and the Japanese and Arabs were dubbed 'honorary aryans'. Adolph the Aryan was nothing if not political!

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Re: Mein Kampf is many things...

Any Rand? Horrible writer, and from what I've learned, horrible person

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@murph

Germany entered the war Europe's largest and most industrialized country (Russia was larger, but more backward). It had been preparing for war for years, often covertly and with the assistance of the USSR, while most of Europe was still recovering from the last war. When it attacked, it often had surprise on its side. How could they not have succeeded? Note how quickly Germany surrendered after D-day.

Inefficiency? Devoting rail capacity to Göering and Hitler's looted treasure and transport to concentration camps? Designing and building unreliable and unmaintainable tanks and V weapons? Canceling new weapons projects because "the war will be won before they are ready"? Hitler changing military plans on a whim? Sacrificing whole armies to hold unsustainable positions? Is this efficient? Hardly.

You might read "Double Cross" by Ben Macintyre. The Germans were awarding Iron Crosses to MI5 !

The Allies were far more efficient, if war can be ever be efficient.

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Happy

Re: Had some trouble parsing that sentence...

Be afraid western running dog capitalist scum! We can produce more perjoratives per paragraph (with no snark!) than you.

House bill: 'Hey NASA, that asteroid retrieval plan? Fuggedaboutit'

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Facepalm

Re: Taliban

Sorry Evan, but against stupidity even Allah contends in vain. If only the congress would be content to engage in harmless things, such as the weekly vote to repeal obamacare (37 times at last count).

NASA probe will ease through Saturn's ring to grab Earth snapshot

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Re: El Reg in a Time Warp?

NASA & JPL've been living in the future so long, it's become like the present. That or the space-time continuum has sprung a leak.

Regardless, well done (or should that be 'well to be done').

Fifty, fired and fretful: Three chaps stare down CAREER MORTALITY

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Never understood Bill

I've encountered the Bills, the "shock and anger" types. Surely they knew they were retained at the companie's pleasure. There are no guaranteed positions.

Expect unexpected swift changes!

ROBOT COW teaches Saudi kids where milk comes from

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Re: Bacon sarnie

Bacon and Sarnie^WSaudi Arabia in the same sentence? Shocking.

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Paris Hilton

Need. More. Data.

Is that real milk being squeezed from the faux cow? If so, how is it put in the cow? Does the cow have a refrigeration unit to preserve the milk? Is the milk full fat? Do the kiddies drink the milk? Are Arabs lactose intolerant?

So many questions, so few answers!

Planetary Resources may upgrade crowdfunded satellite into alien-finder

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Re: Gravitational lensing @Robert Helpmann??

The correct answer is.... A! Clearly you are a Lensman.

Thank you for both answers, however. To further not yank your chain, how did you achieve the answer to 'B'?

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Re: Gravitational lensing @Robert Helpmann??

Are you certain of this? Do you have citations?

To my knowledge there are only two methods of locating an exoplanet: the Doppler effect the planet produces by yanking its primary about, and the dimming of the primary due to the planet occulting it.

What did the Lehman Brothers implosion look like to a techie?

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The ant's eye view

Here I was expecting an exposé.

Ah well, the best dirt is kept by the lads at the top, as per usual.

Gourmet chemists sniff out ultimate cheese on toast

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FAIL

Re: Ffordian

*British* Cheese Marketing Board? So no X-Prize for best in show? Bother.

Another underfunded marketing effort...

Albert Einstein brings cheese and clean pyjamas to space station

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Coat

Re: Gah!

Load the crew with Nutella, face them in the appropriate direction and let fly! With true projectile vomiting it should provide a bit of reaction mass. Projectile vomiters will need to be strapped down though.

Mine's the one with the back-of-the-napkin calculations.

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Unhappy

Re: Payload...

So much payload, but no Nutella? Damn.

Fear the Embarrassing Bodies webcam

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You, sir, ...

... owe me a tablet, shirt, and trousers as I have shot red wine (an unassuming Barolo, 2001) out my nose whilst perusing your latest effort. Well done sir.

However, returning to the original question (I am NOT easily distracted, although I am easily amused), clearly God intended high speed Internet for the viewing of pr0n, although no doubt some misguided folk see it as a business opportunity. One example is the outsourcing of niche services, i.e. conversion of large photos (bit maps) to smaller ones with minimal degradation, a service of interest to the constabulary. Many such niches in the Internet ecosystem can be envisioned, leading either to a fragmentation of the Web, or a diversification, depending on your penchant for glasses half full or half empty.

'Syrian Electronic Army' fails to crack Israeli water system

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Meh

De Minibus (sic)

The Syrian Electronic Army seems to have the power to deface hoardings. Chilling!

CRUNCH: 'Drunk' chap cuffed in high-speed car nookie prang rumpus

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Happy

Re: Clearly devout catholics

This rises to a completely new level: the ejection method.

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Thumb Up

Re: What were they actually doing?

+1

Playmobil or it didn't happen!

China's 'human flesh search' hunts down teen vandal

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Unhappy

Re: irony

Your comment applies to Arabia in general. Other than oil, one of the least productive regions on the planet.

Intel's extreme ultraviolet dream still somewhere over the rainbow

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Happy

High energy accelerators?

We are approaching relativistic/quantum level physics, and the two are disconnected. For those who see the LHC as money wasted, it may well connect the very large with the very large, and obsolete all existing game machines

China rumored to rule impending Top500 supers list with 50-plus petaflopper

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Terminator

Another ARMs race?

Reminds me of the World War I rush to build the biggest dreadnoughts. What's next, top IQ machine?

I see SKYNET on the horizon.

US National Intelligence Council boss gets personal email hacked

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Happy

And what is your definition?

Do you use the dictionary definition of "privacy", or the Internet definition?

Clearly "privacy" == "public".

Do you and your monkey have anything to hide?

Brit spooks bugged Edward VIII's phones, records reveal

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Pint

Re: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Another quote not certain I agree with but interesting nonetheless.

"Yer a fool if you drink before yer 50, and a fool if you don't drink after yer 50."

Alleged CIA spook cuffed by Russians: US Gmail 'spycraft' revealed

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Headmaster

Re: "Once you eliminate the impossible, etc."

Diplomats caught spying are only ever expelled (Iran notwithstanding). If this fellow had no diplomatic cover, he could have been in deep, deep trouble.

Mystery Sony big-screen ereader to sport E Ink bender

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But can I wrap fish and chips in it?