* Posts by ian 22

966 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jun 2009

Flagship Chinese chipmaker collapses before it makes a single chip or opens a factory

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Re: More to this than meets the eye

I seem to recall Japan being accused of 'copycatting', and the accusation might have been correct... at one time.

There may be not one but two new air leaks in International Space Station: Russian boss tells us not to panic

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The crew are given a hearty (farty?) dinner of beans prior to launch time.

Europe promises all-out assault on batteries to counter China’s lithium-ion domination

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Flame

Re: The car industry doesn't need more state aid

Catalytic reactions or not, to input 2KwH and getting 1KwH out is not a economically (or energetically) sound investment! Even if the energy inputs are renewable. More like burning money.

We'll explore Titan with a methane submarine, a methane submarine, a methane submarine...

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Re: At -179C

Fuel for propulsion? The craft is surrounded by fuel! All that’s needed is an oxidizer, and voila! All the U-boat will need is a tank of oxygen.

A 1970s magic trick: Take a card, any card, out of the deck and watch the IBM System/370 plunge into a death spiral

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Agreed. I don’t see the logic in simply removing instructions (randomly? Sequentially?) from a program to debug it.

If Load A doesn’t work, let's try Store B! Perhaps a bit of analysis would have been in order.

Japan pours millions into AI-powered dating to get its people making babies again

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Re: It's not just matching

Declining birth rates correlate strongly with education for women, but as correlation isn’t causation...

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In the United States, income growth has stagnated since the 1970s, while productivity has exploded. If income had grown at the same rate as productivity, there would be no pension problem. However, the benefits of increased productivity have gone to the 1%, leaving the enraged 99% to vote for Trump, and he is happy to destroy Social Security.

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Re: It's not dating, it's the society

The last time we came to a collapse was in the Black Death of the 14th(?) century when at least 33% of the population of Europe was carried off. The result was the enrichment of the remaining population. Not the worst possible outcome.

As we approach a global population of 10.000.000.000 it seems we will have a collapse due to overpopulation rather than under population.

SpaceX Starship blows up on landing, Elon Musk says it's the data that matters and that landed just fine

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Re: You can't beat a good 'KA-BOOM!'...

What can they be doing with all the resulting scrap stainless steel?

China compromised F-35 subcontractor and forced expensive software system rewrite, academic tells MPs

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Re: Any landing you can walk away from...

However, keep in mind that any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

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Re: Now I read

Yes, I read the same story. Isaac Asimov? At some point meatware is cheaper than software.

Trump's official campaign website vandalized by hackers who 'had enough of the President's fake news'

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Re: ... another 4 or 8 or ... 12 years

There’s literally nothing to stop the loser of the popular & electoral college votes from refusing to conceed, fight the results in the courts and create such chaos that the election is thrown into the House of Representatives, where each state gets a vote. As there are more Republican states than Democratic ones, Trump would again be President.

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Re: A sign of the times

Hope is not a strategy for success.

FYI: Mind how you go. We're more or less oblivious to 75% of junk in geosynchronous orbits around Earth

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However, urine is not shit. /pedantically

Huawei mobile mast installed next to secret MI5 data centre in London has 7 years to do whatever it is Huawei does

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Re: Redacted

Is yours the one in the Faraday cage?

And it's off! NASA launches nuke-powered, laser-shooting, tank Perseverance to Mars to search for signs of life

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War of the Worlds?

It seems an entire FLEET of spacecraft are sailing towards Mars. Some armed with lasers and nuclear engines. It’s not "Mars Attacks", but Mars Attacked.

Microsoft president exits US govt's digital advisory board as tech leaders quit over Trump

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Oh God...

Dear God, if we should impeach Trump, please send us a sign. Perhaps blot out the sun sometime next week...

BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on

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Re: The power of suggestion

In the (very) early days of the intertubes, one experimental implementation of password management *did* allow backspace as a character. Caused no end of problems.

Texas says 'howdy' to completely driverless robo-cars on its roads

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Governator Abbot?

Now that Abbot has thrown the state wide open for lethal autonomous automotive weapons, will the state legislature mandate painting bulls-eyes on the backs of pedestrians?

The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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¿Y que?

Some of the most obsolete code (40 years old) continues to run- originally written in Cobol. I hate Cobol.

Your 'intimate personal massager' – cough – is spying on you

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Re: Security research. Yeah, that's what it was

Snark! The largest USian supplier of sexy lingerie sends most of its products to Bible Belt states!

Human drives exceed religious regulation.

China's moon rover dies of extreme old age, after two-and-a-half years

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Mixed emotions

Well done PRC! Two years!

On the other hand, damned Chinese batteries. In other news, I noted the large number of Chinese autos on a recent visit to Cuba. On asking a local about them, I was told they had a reputation for being "fragile".

How many zero-day vulns is Uncle Sam sitting on? Not as many as you think, apparently

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"We know nothing (at least very little)."

I'd expect them to say that.

Silicon Valley's contribution to the US Republican Convention: Gayness

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More dangerous than Britebart? Isn't Milo Annopheles associated with Britebart?

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TL;DR

Translation: Troll Long; Didn't Read.

Bomb-disposal robot violently disposes of Dallas cop-killer gunman

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Re: @YetAnotherLocksmith ... It makes sense, but...

Ironic it happened in Dallas? Why ironic? Wasn't Dallas where Kennedy was assassinated? Perhaps Dallas can claim the title "Sniper City".

Scientists want you to know how to have sex with a hyper-long dong

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Re: Hyper-long and quick

And if righty or lefty, does it matter if the beetles are from north of the equator or from south of it?

Mobile phone app replaces Congressional TV as Democrats stage sit-in

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Silence

Congress usually responds to massacres with a moment of silence, or actually, years of silence. This latest might be better.

Cats understand the laws of physics, researchers claim

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Re: Alternative Explanations

Spot on. Anyone dropping a cat in a gravity field has noted their control of that gravity field. They *always* land on their paws! QED.

Unless the cat is dead (or is it alive?) or both. Dammed cats.

SpaceX winning streak meets explosive end

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Re: RUD

For the descriptively challenged, the rockets are Musk's so he has the privilege of defining nomenclature.

Build yer own rocket and name anything ya wants.

Lester Haines: RIP

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Sorry mate, you will be missed.

Chinese space station 'out of control', will do best firework impression

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FAIL

Was the space station retired before or after they lost control?

It's not us, it's you: Boffins ditch supercomputers in lust for new materials

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So many qubits!

Almost as many as in Noah's Ark device. Will we have another deluge soon?

Oh, sorry. Wrong type of device.

Q: Is it wrong to dress as a crusader for an England match?

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Pint

Yes!

Chain mail and cross are acceptable, however swords, maces, daggers, sabers, crossbows, trebuchets, and sundry other mediavel (I'm sure that's misspelled, but I can't be arsed to correct it) weaponry are not.

So have at it lads!

Shakes on a plane: How dangerous is turbulence?

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@Alan Brown

That explains the explanation of the Beaufort Scale atop Mount Victoria. When I was there, it was a calm day and I viewed the display with merely dispassionate interest.

SpaceX: We'll land on Mars in 2018 (cough, with NASA's help)

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Windows

Re: SUV sized capsule you say?

Many homeless folk in the USA live in SUVs for years. What is the problem?

Russia poised to unleash 'Son of Satan' ICBM

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Happy

I was wondering why the Russians were threatening Texas and France. Texas I can understand, but France?

Researcher arrested after reporting pwnage hole in elections site

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Coat

Re: Breaking into computers you don't own..

You gotta unnerstand, this is Florida home of the hanging chad and other Republican defense strategies. No doubt this lad interrupted the Governor's plan for reelection, and now he's going to pay for it.

Mines the one with the extra ballots in the pocket.

Watch it again: SpaceX's boomerang rocket lands on robo-sea-barge

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Re: Wait, what?

Thank you. I understand now. I think....

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Wait, what?

Are you all sure this isn't another NASA moon landing hoax? And if not, why not?

Woman charged with blowing AU$4.6m overdraft on 'a lot of handbags'

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Windows

Heads they win, tails you lose. Banksters can go to hell.

Engineer uses binary on voting bumpf to flag up Cali election flaws

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@BebopWeBop

This didn't work so well for the Athenians! They tended to Ostracise (yes, that term originated that long ago) their best people. Granted, the process was used well before 5 BCE, but same principle.

Auto erotic: Self-driving cars will let occupants bonk on the go

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Paris Hilton

Mobile Bordellos!

Any number of vehicles can be outfitted to suit any taste! The mobile Turkish harem, the mobile B&D dungeon, etc. Charge by the mile/Km rather than 15 minute increment. No need for a pimp or overpriced room (or driver).

£s in!

Galileos 11 and 12 live for your (imminent) navigating pleasure

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Re: Tracking...

You think you have privacy? Of course they would want you to think that....

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Big Brother

Fold your tinfoil hat such in stealth shapes avoiding track.

Another failed merger, Carly? Ted Cruz to bring in ex-HP boss Fiorina as running mate

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Re: What's wrong with getting older?

I've wondered if Trump might not be color blind, and none of his flunkies had the temerity to point out that orange hair isn't a thing.

As a famous member of the Bush II administration said 'we make our own reality'. Yes, and it seems one not congruent with everyone else's. A bit like the emperor's new clothes.

Humans – 1 Robots – 0: Mercedes deautomates production lines

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Re: The fourth international revolution

Ironically, Stalin decided computers were un-Marxist, thus delaying the revolution in the revolution.

Shares down?! But, but, but ... Apple just made $50bn – that's the way the Cookie grumbles

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Re: Must be the end of the world

By real value you must mean 'wisdom', 'love', etc., i.e. nothing tangible or readily fungible. Things corporations have no interest in. AmIright?

NASA eyes stadium-sized orb launch: Part 3

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Wanaka is a lovely place.....

But why Wanaka? Seems a bit out of the way.