* Posts by ian 22

966 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jun 2009

Irate Aussies go after US website

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This does raise several questions...

1. As the government could have blocked the web site yet chose not to, are they in fact accomplices to the crime?

2. As Australia has chosen the Iranian style of internet access, what can we expect to follow? Burkas (of Aussie wool, of course)?

3. Are Aussies such twits that the government must protect them from the likes of us?

Brilliant, just brilliant <shakes head>.

Google '99.9%' certain to pull China search plug

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Coat

o noz!

Will this hinder my access to cheap Chinese-made tat?

No? Then here's yer coat, Google.

Carly Fiorina downs sinister Democrat hot air balloon

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Wearing nothing but a smile?

Did I imagine that?

Playmobil, please!

Police issue lock-up-your-chihuahuas killer owl warning

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Gates Horns

Disappointment

And here I was hoping that this great bloody predator would snaffle a few of these small yapping surly dogs. Moggies now, different story.

This is the closest to a predator icon I could find...

Sarah Palin to testify in email hack trial

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Big Brother

Deplorable

Hacking is crime, and I hope the lad gets whats coming to him - a medal!

Politicos need to know that we are watching....

'Curiosity' nuclear Mars tank passes key tech test

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Alien

At last

My atomic-powered hybrid car is almost here!

Those Martians get all the best kit...

NASA flying car engineer shoots down Reg coverage

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Facs? We don' need no stinkin' facs.

They're not what the intertubes are for. Only pr0n and drivel need apply.

'Negatively strange' antihypermatter made out of gold

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But...

... can we use it as a weapon?

New use found for 'world's most useful tree'

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Shallow comment

It might be useful, but it is definitely ugly.

DARPA to build military App Store, battlefield 3G

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All Your Base Station Are Belong To Us

A base station in an aerostat (blimp) at 10Km altitude would be safe (from the taleban). However, it doesn't appear DARPA are seeking that...

Global warming may be normal at this point in glacial cycle

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Light at the end of the tunnel

So its not global warming then? Merely an new ice age?

That light at the end of the tunnel? Its an oncoming train!

Apple kicks out quack app, keeps boobs/farts

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Freud never sleeps!

I suspect that App store has a clerk with impure thoughts about ducks. Aroused, no doubt, by the voluptuous lust-filled quacking of the app, he rejected it in disgust.

Ah yes, the luurv that dare not quack its name.

DARPA wants military iPhone and Android apps

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Death and destruction?

There is an app for that too.

Large Hadron Collider briefly back on over weekend

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Coincedence? I think not.

LHC : Chile earthquake?

'Promiscuous slapper fruitfly sluts prevent mass extinctions'

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Would it be A Good Thing if...

... selfish MPs were slaughtered by gangs of enraged navvies? Seems to work for the ants.

15 new suspects named in Hamas Dubai assassination

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Israel & the Ayatollahs

Sounds like a Goth group.

Could this have been an al-Quds Force operation? Should send quite a message to Mossad if true. It would mean Iran has penetrated the Israeli govrnment. But why would Iran assasinate one of its own agents?

Clearly not a Palestinian operation- no suicide bombers involved.

Silicon Valley hypegasm for miracle shoebox powerplants

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Bloomin' Bloom Box

Several comments, none related to the reality/unreality of the Bloom box.

1. Ethanol sources: Lewis, surely you are aware that non-crop biomass production of ethanol is coming soon.

2. Electric grid losses are ~40%. If the Bloom box works at all, it need not be very efficient to do better than the grid. Being colocated with the consumer, it automatically has a 40% efficiency advantage, depending on the losses in the gas grid. What ARE the losses in the gas grid?

3. Again if the Bloom box works as advertized, gas need not be its only fuel. Certainly the vast herds of cattle on the Salisbury plain can be harnessed to supply much of it. Erm... Please ignore that last. Bloom claims the box can take in electrons and produce fuel (I'd like to see THAT!), perhaps completely changing the equation.

Otherwise, a good article, with a reasonable dose of scepticism. More power to you, Lewis!

iPad and smartphone rootkits demo'd by boffins

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Jobs Horns

Fanbois beware!

The Taliban are HUGE iPhone fanbois! They are truly doomed if this article is to be believed.

Death comes by remote control.

Council backs down on CRB checking grown-up lecturers

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Middle aged Middle Agers

I would expect this in darkest Kansas <shudder>, not the UK. What are coming to?

Cray swings profit on Q4 revenue dive

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Terminator

Hmmm, petaFlOps!

Fluid dynamics (ship design and weather prediction), and nuclear explosion simulation are large consumers of machine cycles.

The Skynet OS and its associated killbot apps also up in that category.

The myth of Britain's manufacturing decline

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Thumb Up

So this article is ultimately...

Simply Tory puffery?

OTOH, Dark Satanic Mills, Ltd has gone away, which I count as A Good Thing.

Interpol issues arrest warrant for fake passport hit team

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Happy

Solid proof!

The merkins didn't do it, the city is still standing.

Likewise the Israelies didn't do it, the hotel is still standing!

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Not to change the subject b3, but...

Whilst I'm tempted to respond to your one-sided condemnation with a similarly depressing list of atrocities committed by the Arabs, it seems pointless to me. Very much like small children with their "he hit me", "he hit me first" sorts of arguments. In any case, you've revealed your prejudice (or "predudice" as you seem to prefer).

I don't know this affair proves anything, but I do believe jumping to conclusions based on minimal evidence rarely produces good results. It is possible this was staged the way it was specifically to throw blame on Israel. It is such an easy thing to do.

Whoever did the deed should be thanked. The man was a religious bigot and a criminal.

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So many questions, so few answers

The bumped baddie was wandering about without bodyguards. It seems they were left in Syria. Why?

The people in the photos don't look Jewish.

It seems the baddie had many enemies: the Egyptian Gov., the Palestinian Authority, and yes the Israeli Government. So of course everyone points to Mossad. Seems a premature, even prejudiced to me.

The hit squad never called each other- all calls were routed through Vienna, much like the Mumbai attackers did. Is there a relationship here?

The ones who know don't talk, and ones that talk don't know.

Archaeologists nail Bosworth Field

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Miss the centre

From the photo, it doesn't appear that there is anything to be seen, other than the farms in leafy Leicestershire. Even the fatal marsh is gone. Makes a nice ramble, I suppose.

US school comes out fighting over webcam spy claim

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Big Brother

What is the lesson here?

What we have learned is Big Brother is watching. And that learning is a life-long process.

The school's defense is that the camera is only ever used to locate stolen lappies. So had the laptop in question been reported stolen? I suspect not...

Castleford locals storm Tickle Cock bridge

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RE: I Don't Get It

Sadly, you missed Blueball, Pennsilvania (I'm sure I've misspelled that). The dickwads changed it to Bluebell years ago.

Swedish mother-daughter saint skulls are ringers, say boffins

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FAIL

Its a miracle!

Surely a mother and daughter being temporally and genetically disjoint must qualify as a miracle, and will be seen as such by the faithful. True believers will always believe.

Boffins (and the gods) contend with them in vain.

'I'm an IT worker not an assassin'

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Was it Mossad wot done it?

Perhaps it was done up to look like a Mossad hit.

Or was it done up to look like it had been done up to look like a Mossad hit?

At this rate, it might have been suicide. At any rate, good riddance.

Scots unleash world's strongest beer

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Flame

41%

Other than the price, it should replace petrol in my car quite nicely. Does it taste like petrol?

Not to be drunk near an open flame!

Toshiba Regza 55in LED backlit TV

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Flame

Kuro plasma

The Kuro 60-inch plasma is wonderful, however at 700 watts, it damn well should be!

The thing is a blooming room heater, no need for a fire of a winter's evening.

Doctor Who attempted to overthrow Thatcher

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Pardon my startled reaction

Are you telling us that Thatcher was not universally loved by all?

I've always thanked my stars for not making me a coal miner!

MEPs slam Nokia Siemens for aiding Iranian censors

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Flame

@gjw

"Legitimate" == legal.

When discussing governments, the word is meaningless, as governments define themselves as "legitimate". Hitler and Stalin were both legitimate, as Hamas in Gaza is legitimate. If the people have chosen these governments, the people are responsible for the consequences. Certainly that is the position of Hamas vis-a-vis the people of Israel.

Having lit the blue touch-paper, I shall now retire a safe distance.

French poised to seize Port of Dover

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Joke

The Frogs again?!?

So now the wogs will begin at Dover?

What's next? Will we surrender the pound in exchange for the gram? A bad exchange, I'll tell you! Oh, wait....

Carly Fiorina unleashes 'demon sheep'

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Pint

I'm Carly Fiorina, and I approved this mess

AAAAHAHAHAHA !<gasp for breath>

Amateur theatrics! Carly must be so proud, but where is the adult supervision?

LOL!

ROFL!

Thank you El Reg, for scouring the intertubes for us. I'll hoist one to you.

Blighty gets DARPA cash to put sat-phones in satellites

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Terminator

TDRS

At last! Part of the Tracking and Data Relay Satellite system will be put in place! Wait, isn't this a central component of Skynet?

Iran launches rat, two turtles, some worms into space

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Profoundly religious experience...

...to launching a vermin-ridden vehicle?

Greenock pensioners cuffed for Tesco 'sex romp'

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Dead Vulture

Playmobil reconstruction

Please no! They are wrinkeled old pensioners for god's sake.

One foot in the grave, etc..

Italians salute Mussolini on the iPhone

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Coat

What next?

1. Write an app featuring George W Bush's wit and wisdom

2. Wealth!

Mine's the one with the Bush-Cheney '04 campaign button.

Steve Jobs re-invents the portable telly

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WTF?

Re: Hmmm

I had been expecting a true jesu-pad, like the iPhone, only more. That it isn't is a disappointment. Steve seems to expect that we'll be lugging an iPhone AND an iPad. I'll wait before calling FAIL, at least until the 3G-enabled version. Seems only fair.

Apple's iPad - fat iPhone without the phone

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jesuPad, joy of man's desiring?

So no phone. Can we get a VoIP app? I know it will look a bit 1980s to be holding this up to my ear, but that's better than to be shouting at it on my knees.

Apple to end AT&T's iPhone exclusive?

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Thumb Down

Swan song for AppleT&T

Sea-levels aren't rising, it's the island sinking under the weight of all those bloody iPhones!

The direction we are going, of course.

Swan couple in surprise divorce

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Coat

Swans?

No more swanning about then?

Mine's the one with down padding..

Billionaire-funded e-car gets showroom date

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Ahhh!

A car made by slave labour! Nice! I want...

Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod 'bomb detector' firm

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How is this different?

During the Iran-Iraq war, young Iranian lads were issued a plastic key called "the key to heaven", and told to run across minefields. If they found a mine, the key would gain them entrance to paradise.

It seems that other than for cost and name change, this is but the Iranian mine detector at work once again.

Egyptian mobile users warned off Koran-based ringtones

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Phatwa Fail

What penalty for violating this fatwa? Loss of mobile service? Loss of ear/other body part?

Cisco trials 'internet in space'

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Alien

WWW?

To be replaced by the Solar-system Wide Web? Imagine the domain names alone!

Even the Cthulu would want it.

Apple's iPad - the tablet with the data center soul

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Entertainment?

All this speculation is VERY entertaining. And the <whatsit> hasn't even been announced yet!

Israelis develop Nazi-doodlebug sonic deathwave cannon

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Megaphone

A bit much?

Too much of anything can be deadly. I'm awaiting a weapon that plays Mozart at 3000dB.

Just turn the volume up to 1100.

Too much sitting can kill: Official

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RE: That's good advice

So is IM'ing someone down the hall better or worse that phoning? Will my lipid levels detect the difference?