* Posts by Joe 3

143 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2009

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Austrian army cans Benny Hill recruitment ad

Joe 3
FAIL

Production values?

The Austrian army has heard of them!

The ad looks like it was made by schoolkids with a budget of about £1.35 (or €1.55). Were they the hottest women they could find?

China denies role in cyber attacks on Google

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Re: Fairtrade for everything?

I completely agree, couldn't have put it better myself.

The problem is that there are no ethics in Capitalism (with a capital C, because it is a religion to many people).

Quite the opposite, in fact - ethics gets in the way of capitalism, as you described. Just look at Google's share price drop when they announced they might stop filtering results in China!

It's easier to look the other way and pretend you don't know why Primark clothes are so cheap, or why MP3 players are now throw-away items. Is it human nature to be greedy?

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Unhappy

So there are no ethics in Capitalism

As I suspected, it was all just ethical whitewash. Still, it made a few headlines here and there.

Google ices Android launches in China

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Don't be so sure!

Check out Coca Cola's reputation...

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=coca+cola+trade+union

Chinese stamp on Avatar

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Fred is right

You have to look beyond the labels - most "communist" countries are military dictatorships, all the rhetoric is just veneer.

China (among many other countries) is indeed one of the West's dirty little sweatshop secrets. The CCP continues to betray the Chinese people.

Apple lawyer smacks Gawker with Mac tablet hint

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Big Brother

Anonymous Cowards

There seems to be a very high proportion of Anonymous Cowards commenting on this article... are you all Members of the Cult of Steve? Or perhaps undercover Friends of Ballmer?

Google may exit China after 'highly targeted' attack

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Unhappy

In the morning the realism kicks in

You're absolutely right, of course - capitalism is utterly without ethics, and any ethical things that happen are merely a side-effect of a financial decision. I think I was feeling hopeful in my late-night daze! Still, it's keeping China's repressive government in the headlines, so that's a silver lining.

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Ethics? Let's hope so!

Could this be the first example of capitalists acting ethically? Let's hope so! I'll believe it when it happens, though. At least they're bringing this stuff to light!

Hackers pluck 8,300 customer logins from bank server

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WTF?

@ Neal 5

Are you Steve Ballmer?

Apple ejects Dalai Lama from Chinese iTunes

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No ethics in capitalism

IBM sold computers to the Nazis, Ikea had factories in East Germany, 23 South Korean companies have factories in North Korea, and every Western company would sell their own mother to be allowed to do business in China.

It's wrong, but it's the system that's wrong - there's no ethics in capitalism.

It's difficult to live an ethical lifestyle here in the democratic West, but it's possible with some effort and adjustment!

Vatican awards self 'unique copyright' on Pope

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John Lennon

It's a bit like any piece of John Lennon merchandise, where you'll find "John Lennon is a registered trademark of Yoko Ono Lennon" printed on it somewhere...

"The Pope is a registered trademark of the Holy See. Not to be used without divine permission."

RockYou admits security snafu exposed email login details

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FAIL

Same old same old

"Our users' privacy and data security have always been a priority for RockYou and we strive to keep them secure."

This has been proven to be untrue though, hasn't it? If it was true, this wouldn't have happened.

'Friends with Benefits' sex does no psych harm - profs

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Megaphone

Goddammit!

Why didn't you tell me this 15 years ago?

Scammers scrape RAM for bank card data

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Capitalism

What you're forgetting is that the goal in capitalism isn't to make the best possible product - that's a great way to go bankrupt! - but to make a product that does the job cheaply, then requires regular maintenance and upgrades, which of course aren't free.

That way you make money out of the customer for years, rather than just once! If they'd done the job properly in the first place, this wouldn't be possible.

I don't agree with it, but those seem to be the rules!

Windows 7 soars while Mac OS X trips online

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Actually...

That's the spirit, but specifically I had this music in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQxevoJIuTU

Perhaps I'm a bit younger than you!

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Top of the Ops

Is it only me that reads this article with a Top 40-style voice and background music? (In my "mind's ear" that is, not out loud. Mine's from the 80s, but yours may vary due to birth year.)

iPhone anti-malware stuck in state of denial

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Quote

"Mikko Hypponen, chief research officer at F-Secure, criticised Apple for..."

...not allowing his company to make lots of money by scaring iPhone users into buying his products.

California votes in HD TV power pruning law

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@ Dazed and Confused

I expect the legislation affects only new TVs being sold, there'd be no way to enforce it retrospectively.

Microsoft opens Windows 7 to advertisers

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How awfully tacky

I don't mean Dolly Parton, I mean the idea of adverts all over one's OS. What will those Americans think of next?

iPhone worm hacker gets death threats, job offers

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Stop

Be fair to the guy -

he did a favour to jailbroken iPhone users who'd installed SSH, as sooner or later it would have been discovered by malicious hackers. At least the warning's out there, with little damage done.

He could have easily sold the exploit on to real criminals, after all, yet he didn't do that.

Ringback tones outselling ring tones

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"Real Networks"?

As in "Real Player"?

When will these people stop tormenting us?!

'L33T' web defacer blames Durham police for Pakistani conflict

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Joke

Rubbish police webmasters

The security on my site is ONE% - infinitely better!

Sun's Facebook-slapping hits wrong target

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A bystander said...

...that Rupert Murdoch is a "twat." Onlookers commented that he will "say anything for money." A close pal of 'Randy Rupe' revealed that he "knows that he is an awful, awful man."

This is what I overheard on the bus, anyway. Can I work for the Sun now?

China strengthens Great Firewall ahead of anniversary

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But surely...

...denying people of basic freedoms is a small price to pay for cheap electronic goods?

Let's all just look the other way and hope that slave labour never ends, eh?

Student loans company says 'we're not overloaded'

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FAIL

Well they can start by getting a hold facility!

Try dialling the 0845 number they give you - you'll get a message saying everyone's busy, call back later. (An engaged tone wouldn't make them any money, would it?)

Note - you can't get put on hold, and it's always busy (the only option is to keep hitting 'redial' and hope it lets you in). It works out pretty expensive, paying all those connection charges!

There's no good looking for an alternative non-0845 number - there was one, but they've cut it off sometime in the last week.

Asus' Eee keyboard out next month - official

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Apple Keyboard much?

Have they just copied the Apple Keyboard straight off for the look of the thing?!

Apple gives Palm the boot - again

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Takes me back to the 90s...

...when Microsoft fixed Windows so that it would fail to run on anything except MS-DOS, despite there being no technical reason for it.

At least Apple are admitting to it, however!

Mac OS X Snow Leopard First Look

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Alert

"Mail is now 77.5MB."

You know what, I'm still on 10.4 and Mail is only 15MB!

Street View snooptrike stalks Siena

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FAIL

Re: I wish google would just feck off

I wish you Daily Mail-reading credulous nitwits would fuck off, actually.

I think Street View is great! They're creating a record of the world as it is, and in years to come it will be an unparalleled database of the world as it was.

How exactly does Street View help terrorists?

Apple iTablet a (virtual) certainty

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WTF?

The Hot-Air Industry

Apple rumours are an industry in themselves. Surely 'Apple Insider' releases a new Apple tablet PC rumour every time they need to boost ad revenue?

Also, how can anyone claim it to be a flop or the second coming of the messiah when nobody knows what it even is yet?!

Apple nabs 90% of all 'premium PC' dollars

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Poor Sarah Bee

I bet the Moderatrix hates articles like this, for the torrent of guff that will no doubt ensue...

Yahoo! confirms Gmail add-on buy

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@ Sceptical Bastard

Made me laugh, but you went a bit dark at the end there!

New attacks exploit vuln in (fully-patched) Adobe Flash

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@ Mark 149

Well said. It's all about giving the client a good quality end product, and Flash has enabled true web-based applications long before web 2.0. Sure, graphic designers do abuse Flash so they can offer websites to their print clients, but in the hands of a real programmer it's a great tool. The idea that users should run only Firefox without Javascript and Flash is some crazy fantasy, while those of us who make a living from this stuff have to live in the real world!

Samsung N310 netbook

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Alert

Samsung has serious Apple envy...

...they even went for a one-button trackpad! (In appearance, at least.)

Apple's panties in bunch over Microsoft ads

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Stop

As sure as night follows day...

...as continual as the changing of the seasons or the tide of the seas, the eternal computer platform whining continues.

(It helps if you learn to treat it as background noise. A bit like tinnitus, but less pleasant.)

MP asks UK.gov: Why are you still using IE6?

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Go

How many people work in the public sector?

About half of them.

Also, regarding "Firefox stats overrated" - the page at w3schools says exactly that beneath the figures.

Net sleuth calls eBay on carpet over shill bidding

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@ Philip Cohen

Re: OFT, etc.

It's a real shame that the government agencies who are meant to stop this sort of thing take no interest. As far as I can see there's blatant dishonesty and conning happening on eBay, and eBay turn a blind eye at best or are complicit at worst.

Perhaps the answer is for all of us to educate our newbie friends that eBay really is, in every sense, a "tat bazaar".

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So where do complainants go from here?

They've been ignored by eBay, and that's unlikely to change.

Shouldn't Cohen report his findings to the Office of Fair Trading, for example?

Ukraine slaps ban on all porn

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Alien

Re: Every new media

And which aliens are responsible for beaming these thoughts into your head?

Street View projects Woolworths through temporal portal

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Interesting

Amid all the brouhaha surrounding Street View, one point I didn't see mentioned was that Google has created an amazing time capsule of our cities. Imagine if it had been possible 30 years ago? Wouldn't it be cool to be able to browse your town in 1979? No? Well, fine. But I like the idea. Either way, in 2039 Street View will be an amazing resource of how things were.

Manchester council caned over school data breach

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Alert

Where's the standard quote?

"We at [INSERT ORGANISATION NAME HERE] take data protection very seriously ... was protected by a password ... unfortunately was not encrypted ... security is our top priority ... etc. etc. etc. "

Google submits to Beijing porn drive

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Human rights abuses?

1989 Beijing Massacre? Never happened. That'll be 5,000,000 yuan, please.

12 of the best... mice

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Five buttons on a Mac

I've got a five-button Microsoft mouse connected to my Mac and all five buttons work without hassle. I've assigned the extra three buttons to activate Exposé - it's the future!

Also, "Window's users"?

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