* Posts by ElNumbre

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Royston cops' ANPR 'ring of steel' BREAKS LAW, snarls watchdog

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I always wondered...

I always wondered, how does it handle car transporters where both the vehicle being transporter and the transporter itself's numberplate being visible to the evil eye-o-sauron?

Come to think of it, what would happen if you plastered the back of your vehicle with numberplates, whilst still maintaining your 'true' plate in a visible and obvious way. What would the computer do? Can they flag to human operators for further vetting?

Curses! Reddit plan for fat old beardy to 'smell hot pop girl Taylor Swift's hair' FOILED

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Paris Hilton

Meaning

"the chance to be photographed with the dirty blonde, be-fringed one."

I was going to ask how this compares to Paris Hilton, but then realized that it could be taken many ways.

Like Paris Hilton.

Lasers to carry 622 Mbps Earth-Moon link

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RTT Time

Didn't spot it in the article, but according to WolframAlpha, the one way tranmission path is 1.225 seconds. So 2.5 seconds to resend lost packets.

That'll be fun trying to use Skype (or should that be Spacepe)?

Why I'm sick of the new 'digital divide' between SMEs and the big boys

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Fresh out of the Box smell

New Enterprise equipment tends to be priced in the multiple 000's when a lot of it is some fairly standard electronics with a bit of custom software loaded onto it. But generally you're not paying for the tin, you're paying for a large team of developers, sales jocks, middle managers and executive golf days, plus a shiny building in the South East.

If you need something that is 'enterprise' quality, but can't afford the fresh out of the box smell, how about the 'last-generation' version? Depending on what you're buying, you may be able to get several of them in case one breaks and you can't get support on it. The only spanner in that works is where something needs to be continually licensed, and the OEM refuses to issue them. But then, many third parties will still happily sell you support and maintenance packs if its a product they can support.

The other option is off the shelf tin coupled with 'liberally' licenced software. A lot of enterprise products have similar options created by the community but at a lower (or even nil) upfront and ongoing cost. Interestingly, the only thing I've not encountered as a viable alternative is WAN acceleration - the FOSS equivalent to Riverbed et al. These solutions may mean you have to have support people capable of administering a Linux or BSD solution, but this is all about compromises.

US Navy robot stealth fighter in first unmanned carrier landings

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Paris Hilton

Very Nice.

Thats a good trick that.

Now lets see you do it in a storm, with wet decks, and the boat bobbing up and down in a strong swell.

PH, for her penchant for a swell and seamen.

Radar gremlins GROUND FLIGHTS across southern Blighty

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Black Helicopters

Switching to Backup

My first reaction was... why don't they just switch to computer system B? or system C if B is currently under maintenance.

Then I remembered that this was NATS running a safety of life service for one of the busiest airspaces in the world. Oh how I laughed at my own sillyness.

BBC abandons 3D TV, cites 'disappointing' results

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Cinema

"When people go to the cinema they go and are used to doing one thing"

Umm let me see.. Texting, chatting to their mates, having a slap up junk-meal, going on facebook, kicking the chairs in front. Oh yeah, and sometimes they might watch the film.

Schwarzenegger says 'I'll be back' for Terminator 5 reboot

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Mushroom

Reboots...

The Terminator franchise gets more reboots than a PC running Windows ME. I actually quite liked the direction T4 went in (after quite rightly pretending T3 didn't exist) but if both of those storylines are being binned off, then that just seems a waste.

I actually want to see a storyline where we see the future war between the machines and the humans. But maybe the humans end up losing and no Hollywood exec's going to sign that off.

SURPRISE! BT bags more gov broadband cash - this time in Bucks & Herts

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Joke

Monopoly Money...

The competition better get moving quickly or BT will end up with some kind of monopoly on the national infrastructure.

Nissan to enter 300 kmh electric car in Le Mans endurance race

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Facepalm

Knee-Jerking...

Everyone hold up just a minute... Nissan aren't some two bit outfit having a crack at running Le Mans for the fun of it! Through Nimso, they're a pretty serious motorsport manufacturer and designer and have access to lots of technical expertise. I'm sure they realise that Le Mans is an endurance race that can be won or lost on pit stops, and if you're running a car, it needs to go several hundred miles between pit stops.

Le Mans is a prestigious event and to place in the final standings is a massive marketing coup for any manufacturer. Hence why Audi et al pour millions of € into developing racers for the 24hr race. So Im pretty sure if you're spending tens of thousands, if not millions on batteries, you can make a car with enough juice in a package small and light enough to be competitive.

I'm quite excited to see what they bring. I'm guessing the latest and greatest Li-Po cells mounted on sleds that can be swapped out in a minute or two, or maybe even lithium non-rechargeables as there is no requirement to have a power source that can be refreshed over an extended period.

One thing I think we can agree on though, it won't sound as good as a multi-V infernal combustion engine.

Our week with Soylent: Don't chuck out your vintage food quite yet

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Pint

Protein Shake 2.0??

Interesting product, but isn't it basically a better balanced, more "wholesome" protein shake?

I like their plan to make something plain that can be flavored up, but I still can't help thinking that Id be bored of it in a month.

Leaked docs: GCHQ spooks secretly haul in more data than NSA

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Big Brother

Re: You have to ask

When much of the UK traffic routes around the UK on one companies pipes, and that company is still to really shake off its pre-nationalisation history, its probably relatively easy to get your interconnects setup. Especially when you also provide interconnectivity for the MOD too. Even independent providers have peering points in friendly locations, and failing that, would they come and investigate if there was a 'brief' blip in the network link (whilst the tap was inserted).

Its funny, I'd always assumed they were doing this anyway, despite all their protestations to the opposite.

Brits' HSBC bank cards, net access goes TITSUP

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Happy

Re: "We are sorry for ANY impact"

'THE' impact is negative.

'ANY' impact is positive or negative depending if you experienced the fault. If you wern't trying to use the knackered service at any point, then it doesn't affect you and you're less likely to be upset.

Its the subconscious psychological engineering companies like to exercise in communications to try and put a positive uptick . Of course, many people don't fall for it, but those that do hopefully feel a little better.

Anons: We milked Norks dry of missile secrets, now we'll spaff it online

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Happy

Re: Finally

I thought they built their nukes out of digital assets in Adobe After Effects?

Using encryption? That means the US spooks have you on file

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WTF?

So.....

If I use a VPN to connect to a US exit point and send an encrypted email, they WONT put me on the list? Am I reading that right?

FIVE DAY tech job interviews on trial at Oz telco Telstra

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Joke

Slogan

"Our interviews are so in depth, they'll make your hole weak"

Not even Comet crashing into Earth can keep Dixons out of the red

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FUBAR?

Surely being the only major electrical retailer (beyond that of much smaller chains and single site shops) left with a presence on the high street and Out of Town, can they be SO incompetent as to screw up their long term future? Even Tesco's is getting out of electrical goods apparently, so unless you want to buy from the Internet, PCurrys will be the only place to buy from soon. And if they go under, how will you buy a computer to go internet shopping with?

Intel previews future 'Knights Landing' Xeon Phi x86 coprocessor with integrated memory

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Light...

Surprised these ultra-fast systems still use effectively bits of wire to string them together. Can't they do fibre optics all the way to the CPU? Or is switching at the rates we're talking here from electricity to photon's too slow?

Major Brit IT provider denies turning to fellow resellers after burning up lines of credit

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Holmes

Not Sure

Not sure if its their usual incompetence, or not being able to get the product, but two projects that we requested them complete have been delivered EXTREMELY late. Despite being our preferred supplier, they're not MY choice!

Jaguar to open new car-making factory in Blighty (virtually)

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Headmaster

Re: "return car manufacturing to Britain"

Just to correct JimmyPage slightly "are still building a new powertrain factory near Wolverhampton...."

Silicon Valley digiterati to brainstorm at 30,000 ft

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Joke

Great...

I can't think of anything more conducive to good idea's than a pressurised cabin, engine noise, turbulence, expensive refreshments, vacuum flush toilets and upset biorhythms.

YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

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Meh

Thoughts from the Casual Gamer...

I'm an XB360 owner and casual gamer, and watched with interest the XBone launch.

But I think Microsoft (& partners) are putting off customers like me.

80% of my game library is 2nd user; frankly, for the once or twice a quarter I fire up the console to play games, I cannot justify spending £40 on a game I don't know that's any good. £10-£20 is a much more reasonable price point for me, but I can't see game makers allowing this resale at a price point much below RRP, if at all.

I mainly use the XB360 for its DVD player, or TV catchup services from Murdock Corp and Auntie, and even then only occasionally. But if these agreement's aren't in place, then it becomes a very expensive Blu-ray player (I don't own Blu-rays).

Whilst its still early days for known facts about the XBone (and the PS4 for that matter), neither has that 'must have' factor that I had for the previous generation. If they're not appealing to the casual user, and the hardcore gamers are up in arms, this generation could turn into big white (or rather subtle grey and black) elephant.

BT links with Huawei raise national security concerns, say MPs

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As If...

As if GCHQ haven't already poked this stuff with a big digital stick. Its just that the holes they found are useful and they're not about to share them with either friend or foe, lest they get closed.

Three's mobile data goes titsup in mysterious spreading outage

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Up Now

Was down from late last night here in the South Black Country/North Birmingham area, but it looks like service is back up again. Speeds are TERRIBLE (1/10th of usual) but something is better than nothing.

I assume there is a single point of failure that did this, which, for a "network built for data" isn't really very good at all.

Vodafone set to splurge £2.5 MEELLION a DAY building 4G network

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4G Technology or Speed?

If my current experience with Vodafone is anything to go by, I want to see some real world demo's before buying their service. Their current 3G network will happily negotiate upto HSDPA speeds with my devices, but then run at 300-400 kpbs download. And I count myself lucky living and working in area's with 4 bar's of coverage. I certainly note that whenever I travel that coverage off the 2G network is pishpoor to say the least.

Fear the Embarrassing Bodies webcam

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Re: Shocking lack of imagination

I suspect with this telly programme, they're using Skype, which only serves to take a mediocre image and mangle it into some kind of mushy 8 bit representation of a gonad.

They should move to Google Hangouts (pun co-incidental) which seems to do a much better job of actually getting a stable, decent audio and video feed from one place to another. Or Vidyo which from testing works great on the piss-thin DSL links provided by the UK's "favorite" telco.

Sacred islet Rockall repels Brit adventurer's first assault

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Happy

Re: Podule is such a great word.

A man named Nick sailed to Rockall,

and tried to land his life podule.

The winds were quite strong

and the waves they did throng

and alas all he managed was f**kall.

(on the first attempt).

Anonymous 'plonks' names, addresses of far-right EDL types on web

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Stop

Meeja

I'd also like to pile in the traditional media who went ape-shit about Divvy Cameron going on Holiday, instead of staying home and dealing with the "terror threat". Like they'd pictured him as some kind of spandex wearing superhero able to protect and serve at a moments notice?

ODMs and DIYs chomp x86 server racket

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Holmes

Maybe the Motorway is Wide Enough?

After the big move to virtualization in the past few years, maybe enterprises are finding that they can run a lot more on a lot less. Particularly with the ability to move compute loads now on the fly meaning you can run your infrastructure closer to your chosen utilization levels without service impact.

That, and "the cloud" starting to take off with Amazon and Microsoft services, business's only need to replace EoL tin rather than adding new.

Sky News Google Play page defaced

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FAIL

Poor Response

They don't seem to have the processes in place to respond to this sort of thing which is a big failure for such a major news organisation. I'm not sure I trust a marketing droid when they say "nothing to see here, move along" whilst at the same time, the apps have been removed from the store.

I'm suggesting to family and friends that they uninstall the apps anyway, at least until BSB get their house in order. Better safe than sorry, and its not like they're critical feature apps anyway.

Industry execs: Network admins an endangered species

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Error Checking

The reason it might take two weeks to deploy an Exchange server in an organisation is the administrative overhead of getting approvals to do the work, not actually doing the work!

When business process demands that requests get routed through a variety of little Hitlers who can derail the process at any moment, you can end up spending a lot of time crafting a request with an appropriate amount of grease to allow it to slip through unimpeded.

Error checking, quality control and dealing with political fallout are all tools left to human beans, unless we're eliminating them at the same time?

'Catastrophic failure' of 3D-printed gun in Oz Police test

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Holmes

Bullets

I'm not too worried until they can also print 3D bullets. Or have I just not found that aisle in Tesco yet?

As Chris Rock once said, you don't need gun control; you just need bullet control. Make bullets cost £5k each and people will really thing before shooting you!

Virgin Media slides fat 10Gbps pipes into Murdoch's BSkyB

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Re: Is that core IPv6 ready?

The trouble is, most consumer level ISPs don't see the point; a large proportion of their customer base couldn't give a flyer what type of IP they get, as long as it 'just works™'. And if you phone and ask a service droid about IPv6, this is unlikely to be in their vocabulary and return a not found error. And until this lack of address-space starts costing the ISP money (either in support costs, pre-sales leads not joining, or customers walking away) then they're not likely to invest in getting their infrastructure setup for v6.

For the foreseeable future, I think if you want a proper 'traditional' IP address, plus the modern IPv6 address, you're going to have to pay a premium for it. This is why I subscribe to AAISP. Damn its expensive, but its got the technical bells and whistles that I need to get the most out of my internet connection. I suppose its the difference between a standard Ford Focus and a Mercedes S-Class. Both do a similar thing, but one comes with extra toys for those that want it, but you pay a fair bit extra for it.

Android is a mess and needs sprucing up, admits chief

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Don't forget...

Don't forget the network providers who also get phone manufacturers to do custom images with their crapware also installed. Such a shame that unless you use a Nexus device, its pretty difficult to get an unabused image.

Think enterprise software is complex? Check out the licences

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Boffin

Re: Forgot Microsoft?

Don't forget if you want to get clients connecting to servers that you'll need CALs of a particularly appropriate flavour, for both the OS and the application they're connecting to. Add in something like Citrix and you're in a whole world of pain.

I think people who are "licencing experts" are either bullpoopers or wizards trained in the dark arts.

Facebook crashes into networking with open switch

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WTF?

Available in all good shops?

So, is any of this open compute kit available to the general public or even Enterprises at all? I've not found anything available from our usual vendors; maybe I need to find an unusual vendor?

Good news: Debian 7 is rock solid. Bad news: It's called Wheezy

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Go

Re: Debian Flavours

I use the Deb SID (unstable) on my machine without too much issue. The only major problem tends to be with packages from the Debian Multimedia repository and dependent libs confusing the hell out of aptitude. Generally, a manual read of the error message and taking the appropriate action resolves the issue. And this is specific use case; if I didn't use those libraries, I expect there would be no problem.

Twitter turns off Tweetdeck's life support after lengthy coma

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Unhappy

End of the Road

I'm reaching my own end of the road with Tweetdeck with them fazing out the Facebook support. Time to investigate other options. Any suggestions?

Next Xbox won't need always-on internet after all

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Trollface

Re: Just like the Xbox360

Obvious troll is obvious.

And let us say no more on the matter.

Adobe kills Creative Suite – all future features online only

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Holmes

The Hamster Wheel

"Adobe is offering "hundreds" of improvement to its Creative Cloud applications, with more introduced on a weekly basis by the company beginning June 17." And also no doubt in the small print reserve the right to taketh away any of those features, and any others at any point in the permanent "upgrade" cycle.

10-day stubble: Men's 'socio-sexual attributes' at their best

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More Research Required

I'd like to know the results for the 'ZZ Top'

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: NASA rovers scrawl giant willy on Mars

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Huuuuulaaaaa!

No one would have believed that in the early years of the 21st century that martian affairs where being watched from the timeless worlds of space.

No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of ice.

Few martians even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet across the gulf of space minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded Mars with envious eyes;

and slowly and surely they drew their giant penises on our planet.

Microsoft hoists ZTE onto the Android patent bandwagon

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FRAND Licencing?

Whilst Microsoft talk the FRAND talk, I do wonder if its more of a FRAM agreement; Fair and Reasonably Mafiosa. "Give us your money or bad things might happen".

Cloudmeter pulls big data from the network, not the servers

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Netflow meets Application Aware DPI

So, this is Netflow meets Deep Packet Inspection with a bit of application aware filtering built in?

Evolution, not revolution. And you will need sensors at every ingress and egress point., otherwise you won't get the full picture.

Are you being robbed of sleep by badly designed servers?

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Network Connected PDU's

A few years ago, we had a linux box that would occasionally lock tighter than a nuns c....hurch donation safe.

It was in a distant far flung place called London, and rather than someone driving up there to give it a quick kick in the PSU, we bought a PDU with a web-server built in. If the box fell over, one of the support techs could dial in remotely and flick the power off and on. 5 mins later, you could be back in bed, rest assured that your "hour" of billable time would get signed off as a job well done.

Then they bought proper appliances and servers and the problem went away.

Oh the good old days.

Amazon: S3 cloud contains two trillion objects

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Trollface

FBI Bust

So, when will the FBI be seizing the servers used for S3? Its almost certainly being used to store data incompatible with US legal views, and therefore, if that is the approach they take with others, then shirley that is the correct approach to be taken with harbingers of criminality, Amazon.

Gigabyte bats Brix at Intel's tiny NUC PC

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Joke

Gigabyte's Business Proposition

Gigabyte: Such a good idea, all we'll be doing is shitting Brix.

Dell axes IT channel middlemen, installs Windows in the factory

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WTF?

A Wyse Move?

Couldn't Dell already do this with their subsidiary, Wyse?

They've been shipping Embedded Windows for donkey's years?

Netbooks projected to become EXTINCT by 2015

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Alert

Atom, saviour of Intel.

So Chipzilla made a big song and dance about how Atom would be their knight in shining silicone. With netbooks fading and nettops never really gaining much momentum, where next for the Atom other than an occasional NAS box or the odd phone? They don't seem to be taking the fight to ARM in the mobile space, and from what I read, Windows 8 is a bit of a lame duck. Will the high-end x64 stuff keep them afloat until they do think of something new?

Brit cops blow £14m on software - then just flush it down the bogs

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Joke

Monopoly Money

Who cares, its only monopoly money! If we spend it, they'll just print us some more.

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