* Posts by ElNumbre

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id Software Wolfenstein 3D

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Childcatcher

Duke it up...

Yeah, I had the dos version and reinvigorated the game by applying an 'adult' patch which replaced a bunch of the textures with pictures of highly pixellated lady bits. It was great for a 14yr old lad.

Samsung's lovely illegal tablet: Why no one wants to know

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Facepalm

Don't blame Honeycomb...

RE: "Annoyingly, it continues a first-generation flaw: insisting on showing the mobile (typically iPhone-optimised) version of websites."

Don't blame Honeycomb, blame the browser detection scripts that haven't been adjusted to support Android tablets. By default (on the Asus Yorkshire Transformer at least) the browser's default mode is 'tablet', which does give you the crappy mobile version on most websites. However, changing the 'User Agent String' to Desktop via the browser settings makes everything look peachy again. Just a shame that setting is 4 clicks deep so most will assume that the browser is broken and go look elsewhere.

Sky wins TV riot battle

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Go

Best Coverage So Far.

The best 'in the mix' coverage so far has been Sangat TV on Sky (Up in the 800's somewhere). Basically these guys going round Birmingham and filming events and speaking to the communities to understand what's going on.

Not sure how technically they're doing the OB, but it works well and is good. Best bit last night was them giving a copper a lift to chase down a hoodie.

Google points finger at human after robo car accident

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Stop

Who to sue?

If a robodriver crashes the car into someone/something, who will the lawyers sue?*

*after they're all done with the patent litigation cases.

Orange spreads Glasto goofery to t-shirts

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Stop

Glastonbury 2012

Glasto 2012 isn't scheduled to happen, it's their year off. So OrangeEverywhere have two years to develop something that actually works.

YouView mandates Linux, HD content encryption

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Thumb Up

Maybe, maybe.

Hopefully they'll release the GPL sauce without requiring too much encouragement.

And hopefully mfrs will leave serial connections or exploitable holes to gain root so the fun can commence. At worst, I'm sure there'll be JTAG on the board.

BBC engineers see PLT knocking out DAB

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Alert

YMMV?

DAB and FM works alright for me guvnor. In fact, one combined DAB/FM/Interwebz 'radio' is connected via Ethernet/PLT with issues whatso ever.

I'm surprised however no-one has found that PLT causes cancer, all those bouncy radio waves flinging themselves out of the power cables into the air. Think to kill it off, the haters just need to get a piece in the DM saying how PLT is an invention by foreigners giving our hard-working families AIDS or something.

Watchdog backs Top Gear in war with Mexico

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**Breaking News**

"Humour can frequently cause offence. However, Ofcom considers that to restrict humour only to material which does not cause offence would be an unnecessary restriction of freedom of expression."

Ofcom in outbreak of sanity? Who'd of thunked?

However, I think that also means Ofcom didn't find Tramadol Nights funny, but then neither did many people.

Middle England chokes on Nice Baps

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Paris Hilton

TITLE MUST CONTAIN OBLIGATORY CUNNING STUNT JOKE.

Paris because, well, her cunning stunt was filmed for the world to watch.

Asda slashes Samsung tablet price

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Stop

Breathe. In through the nose...

I still don't think this represents good VFM. The 'new' Sammytabs due imminiantly are not going to be much more expensive, but offer the newer tablet Android build and have the bigger screen. IMHO 7" tabs shouldn't be >£200. If this 'old' model dropped to around that price limit, I might be tempted.

iPhone 4 SURVIVES plunge from plane

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Length isn't necessarily everything

1000ft or 10,000ft shouldn't really make a difference - I guess it would reach terminal velocity within a few hundred feet anywayz.

The only thing that might have relevance in the height comparison is air temperature, but I guess the case would limit any risk of rapid temperature changes/thermal shock in an aircraft-ground drop test.

O2 to fling out free Wi-Fi for all

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Big Brother

Would you like eggs with that?

"O2 can see you're looking at email - Our partner Tesco would like to advise you that SPAM can be found in aisle 11".

Hmm. Tempted if you only have to 'sign-in' once and its available in lots of places. Plus, you could just register using a PAYG sim then bin that to avoid text/phonecall based o2 spazming.

Couple crash into church, curse satnav

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Satnav on the Fritz?

Hope the German police officer said "For you, ze driving is over".

Virgin extends 100Mb/s broadband reach

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Stop

It could be worse....

I get the same problem with the the junk mail, but its even worse for me. They're basically taunting me with their fiber optics because they refuse to run a cable down the street to service the 8 or so houses that lie between 20 and 60ft from the nearest DP. So its a "look at what you could have won" every time they spam me.

BT are almost as bad though, with their infinity promotion. They're servicing every exchange around, apart from the one that I'm on. That and their stupidly priced credit card.

The cost of beating Apple's shrewd screws? £2

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Jobs Halo

Apple?

Apple - inventing new and cunning ways to screw up its equipment since 2010.

Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

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Black Helicopters

Terroristic a real word?

Well, a Google search for terroristic has shown plenty of dictionary matches - I thought it was terrorist or terrorism. Or tourism if you've got a certain accent.

Black choppers because well, that Google search will have flagged up on some govt system.

Microsoft powers up 'wallless' data center

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Outside servers

I ran a HP server out in the shed for a while about 2 years ago. It worked fine through the heat of the summer and the cold of the winter, right up to the point mice decided it made a warm cosy place to call home.

So I wonder how they'll address the 'bugs' in the machine?

Who will rid me of these obsolete PCs?

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One of the few advantages.

One of the few advantages of leasing, you can tell the company you're 'renting' the kit off to come collect it when you're on the upgrade cycle.

Skype's mega-FAIL: exec cops to cause

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Copy; Start; Goto 10.

--Any idea where they found the bandwidth/processing for their mega-super-duper-nodes to fix the system?--

Presumably one of those virtual instance resellers, Amazon AWS, Rackspace, Azure et al. At least that's one advantage of virtual machines is you can copy/start almost ad infinitum until either the cloud can hold no more or your bank balance holdeth no more either.

Oracle revs Sun's VirtualBox hypervisor

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Paris Hilton

VirtualBox

I was always impressed with VirtualBox as a zero purchase price product, and am glad that it still carries on.

But when will someone bring out a type 1.5 hypervisor - a baremetal hypervisor with the ability to use and switch between virtual machines on the host machine? VMWare were promising such way back in the start of 2009 and I've get to see any marketing from them about it. I also heard that Citrix were looking at such a thing. But currently I'm stuck with booting a full OS (Linux/Winblows) then booting the virtual machine from that, whereas Id much prefer to boot a lightweight hypervisor (yes, probably Linux) that can render the virtual machines locally.

Anyway, bit of a rant over, and Paris because I've seen her box (virtually).

Microsoft has shifted 1.5 million Windows phones

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Megaphone

I stand corrected...

I stand corrected, seems like Exchange is *more or less, sort of* supported now if you're running Exch2003 SP2, and *pretty much supported" on 2007+. I particularly like the "Why All These Missing Enterprise Features?" section of the technet article which, to paraphrase, says this is a consumer device, but we're trying to build patches to add missing functionality for the enterprise.

And for reference, I'm running a WinMo 6.5 device and an Android device. Zune Pass isn't unique. I use Spotify on both devices for just £1 more per month vs Zune Pass, and I understand Pandora offers similar functionality. I can get anything I want on either phone using its USB connection (ActiveSync on WinMo, USB storage device on both), its removable storage, bluetooth on WinMo and Chrome2Phone on my Droid. So, that's pretty much covered off in getting things too/from the desktop.

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Not a failure?

You can't say it has been failure, nor a success either until you know how many are deployed to end users. The trouble with WinPhone7 is that they're currently expensive AND incompatible with Microsoft Enterprise software, so corporates are sticking with 6.5/Crackberry OR migrating to iDroid. Plus, with the cost cutting deals being done on the Android platform, personal buyers are either going to the gPhones (even with its platform fragmentation which most users don't care about) or buying the 'cool' iProducts.

What is Microsoft's USP for wp7?

Christmas shoppers hit by BT fire

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FAIL

It exists.

It exists (with BT) and its called Secure Plus. Two sets of pipes from different exchanges in geographically diverse locations.

However, you still need to test it, as when BT did a PEW a while back, turned out that our Secure Plus circuits terminated back at the same regional POP.

BBC Online ordered to be more 'distinctive' as cuts kick in

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Megaphone

I don't mind.

Really, I don't mind the BBC Online news website for news updates. I don't really want to be told how to think, so I skim for the published facts and make my own choices from there. Unfortunatly every news source has its own bias and perspective, but the beeb I find is less judgemental, shocked and outraged than many sources, so it'll do for me.

Plus, you can always use the Sky News service which seems to be inversely proportional in its perspective to Auntie Beeb.

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Troll

3 is not the magic number.

Really, I can't see the point in BBC3. Other than Family Guy and Russell Howard's Good News (both which could easily find a home on BBC2), I watch no output on Three. Arn't the youff all outside drinking, smoking drugs and fighting rather than watching the TV anyway?

Three bumps up mobile broadband contract charge

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Stop

Prices can go up as well as down.

These sort of business antics are precisly why at the end of January, I won't be renewing my fixed term contract with my current mobile provider (t-everywhere). It doesn't seem like there are many 18month contracts left (remember when there were 12 month contracts?), and if there are, they're an expensive monthly cost (£30+) & offer either crappy phones bundled in, or offer very little discount vs a sim-free handset.

I don't need 16 gazillion free text messages or 45billion voice minutes every month, I just want a hundred texts, some minutes, and the interwebz, something which isn't catered for under the main network offerings, so I shall likely be looking at the fringe tariff offerings from the likes of tmo (30 day rolling contract) or giffgaff and saving anywhere between £10 and £15 on line rental, which I can plow back into a phone fund.

Network providers are trying to appease their revolting shareholders with increased earnings, but I think many customers are simply getting fedup with this constant wriging to shake out the last few pennies and can't see the point of upgrading to the latest iNexus when their existing phone does pretty much the same thing, only with one less bell and one less whistle.

Minister 'C*nt' promises £50m to get fabtastic fibre for all

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Stop

You'll be waiting a while...

21cn seems to have pretty much been abandoned as a project, to be replaced with FTTC/FTTH and VoIP in the future. So rather than having ADSL2+, you'll have to stick with ADSL(Max) until BT decide to run out a new cable. Just look at the Openreach websites that detail 21cn, they've not really been updated since 2009. I understand the core network has been completed, but the local exchange enablement seems to have died a death.

Plus, FTTx means that BT can claw back some charges because people wanting to use it will need to pay an installation charge, as opposed to them just installing the new equipment at the exchanges and switching the cables over.

White iPhone inbound for spring of 2011

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Stuck in a goto 10 loop.

So, the new must have iPhone out in the spring. So when is the Apple developer conference where they launch new products? Summer 2011? Where presumably they'll launch the iPhone 4GS.

I'm glad i'm merely an observer, and not a participant in Job's perpetual motion machine.

Google Earth steps 'seamlessly' into Street View

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Go

Go back....

In GE6, you can go back to a time before Google in some area's. The History button lets you view 'archive' views. Over area's of Birmingham (UK), you can view photo's from 1945 which is pretty cool.

Apple says no to Android-oriented iPad mag

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Stop

Efficieny Savings at El Reg.

Think El Reg need to develop an "Apple bans x application from the App Store", filled with generic text, and perhaps even an autopopulated comments board.

Apple operate their walled garden and grant/deny apps based upon a complex algorithm of their whims and which way the wind is blowing today. Nothing new, can we all move on from being shocked and outraged?

Plasma space-drive aces efficiency numbers: Set for ISS in 2014

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Thumb Up

Lister to Red Dwarf...

Is it just me, or does the first picture look a bit like the engine used on the Red Dwarf? Only a little less 60w bulb and a little more mains halogen GU10 style?

We'll be SMEEEEGing up the universe before we know it.

Police to get greater web censorship powers

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Big Brother

Can't wait...

I can't wait until they pull google.co.uk, because the domain is being used to support criminal activity.

Others to be investigated:

direct.gov.uk

hsbc.co.uk

tesco.co.uk

and so on and so forth...

The human router

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Pint

Job Descriptions

Long have I pushed for a change to my job description that lists what I am expected to do. I haved asked it to simply be changed to 'IT Guy', because although I don't work for a SME, I still cover a wide base of IT disciplines from coding a web-app through to swapping failed disks in our servers.

Better paid subject 'experts' have come and gone, but my jack of all trades, master of none approach has thus far worked well.

How I used Space Shuttle tech to insulate the living room

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Squidgy

Interesting stuff - I'd always thought after seeing pictures of Aerogels on the Interwebz that they were as soft as cotton wool and not 'dense' enough to be a good insulator. But what a great idea! I have a 1930's terrace without any kind of cavity wall insulation, so have been toying with the idea of having a second internal wall built with insulation sandwiched between.

I too am interested in the condensation issue as mentioned above, look forward to see some updates. Its a shame you've not got before/after temperature stats.

Giffgaff shudders to a halt

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Go

Refreshing...

This is refreshing from a provider that they'll dangle their brass monkeys in the wind when something goes wrong. My ADSL provider does something similar and its nice to be able to see a message saying "we're onto this mufu", even if it takes a while to sort.

Much better than other providers who try (and fail) jedi 'we are not the cause of the fault you are looking for' mind tricks.

Facebook user locked out of account even with ID

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WTF?

My favorite line:-

"Unfortunately, we will not be able to reactivate this account for any reason. This decision is final."

Then they reactivate it.

Easynet blames network collapse on dodgy router update

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Stop

Who?

Who do they think they are, BT?

Good ISPs have self healing networks with routers which can failover automagically, if not seamlessly, then at least within a couple of minutes.

Apple antennagate scapegoat scooped up by Cisco

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Stop

Can't see the balloons?

Cisco not having over-inflated ego's? Perhaps not in their darkened private engineering labs, but the public facing engineers, plus the S&M people (Sales and Marketing) that I've ever met do good impressions of Bobble head characters.

Facebook unveils 'next-gen' messaging system

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Badgers

Say Hello Mr Chips... He's Waving!!!

Sounds like Google Wave with an email address to me.

Co-op cashier's breasts overcharged for fruit and veg

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FAIL

<-------- Non!

Umm, that's Paris, not Britney.

I know one French region is very much like another, but I know which one enjoys the Eiffel tower.

Marvell fires first shot in ARM-x64 server scrap

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Go

If they build it...

...what will it run?

Whilst I've seen arm builds of linux kernels, I have no idea if these are designed for server usage (I've seen builds for PDA's). Are there any cloud ready OSs out there that can exploit this CPU, or will server houses be required to recompile for this new target?

I do hope that this does succeed, but I can't help feeling that they've invented the infernal combustion engine before they've developed a fuel. I'm sure the knowledgeable reg readership will not hesitate to bring me upto speed however.

Google Apps get Android admin tools

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WTF?

No surprises...

To be fair, its not as though its any kind of surprise that big G would roll this out. Its one of the major problems with the Android platform compared to WinMo 6.5/Blackberry and even iOS is that there is no remote kill/lockdown functionality natively available. Google HAVE to put this functionality in to sell to more corporates, and OS native code is a far better argument than an additional piece of software which could be uninstalled from the device locally, leaving the data intact.

I just hope they roll this out to non-corp users.

WTF is... DLNA?

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Thumb Down

Just doesn't work...

As a fairly competant technical bod, I can get most things working after a bit of tinkering, but still can't get it working properly/reliably. I've been looking for a long time to be able to stream from my Linux file server to my Xbox360. TVersity works OK, but you need a decent Windows machine to run it on to do transcoding in real-time for the various devices that only support formats a,b,f and h, but not c,d, or e that your video's are in.

There doesn't appear to be a decent & reliable linux DLNA/UPNP server, unless someone can suggest here. Mediatomb runs OK, but doesn't seem to handle large media playlists well, nor show up on the Xbox. Twonky isn't well documented in Linux, and seems to be unstable, crashing after a short amount of time.

If you can get them to show up, MP3's & WMAs are OK on the 360, but forget ogg/flac et al. XBMC, Boxee & MythTV seem to act as UPNP clients quite well, but if I'm having to have a media-pc by my telly, I'm as well ensuring compatibility by accessing the media files from the local disk, or streaming them from file shares on the network using SAMBA than I am relying on UPNP to do the job. Promises so much, delivers very very little. In fact, I've resorted to sneakernet before now when I've wanted to get a film playing, because its easier to copy it onto a USB stick than it is to trust that UPNP/DLNA will do its job.

Google shuts down GOOG-411 voice data honeypot

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Headmaster

Speaking Merkin.

My Android works ok, provided I use a merkin accent. Specifically a gentle Californian accent. My New Yoik impression is similarly not accepted.

But, this is not just Google. Microsoft & Dragon applications have required similar cunning linguistics to get a decent match.

No takers on digital Olympic radio station

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Badgers

Cunning Alternative.

I hope to receive updates on the Olympics via an invention that all the youfs have been talking about. I think its called an Interwebs and apparently its like some kind of electromonical newspaper that can be updated regularly, rather than relying on print schedules. I understand that by 2012, we should have telephones without wires that can be taken anywhere AND have the interwebs copied onto them. Imagine that?

Google unleashes phone calls from Gmail

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Megaphone

Frogs

Interesting - Ribbit (backed by BT) have started rolling out their very similar service in Beta form in the UK over the last few days. Interesting to see who wins - the GPO or Google. Suspect it may go the same route as the war between hardmail and email.

However, we'll still be needing our expensive bit of wire from BT for a few years to come, unless big G go into fibre/wireless rollouts in the UK as well.

Google aims Goggles at Apple's iPhone

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QED

Isn't that how it works anyway? I certainly notice how long the "recognition" takes in 2G areas vs 3G/Wifi coverage on my Hero and the Desire.

Take the picture locally, beam it to Google's cloud (whilst displaying some mystical blue bar) and let the clusters do the analysis before spitting the result back to the End User. I also believed this was how they did Voice Search?

Your final point though is correct - it needs a lot of improvement. Whilst it can often get the 'topic' of the item, it doesn't seem to be able to recognise the item specifically, not without a barcode anyway.

Booze makes you clever, having none makes you stupid

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Noms

Please, don't feed the troll wine...

Hackers spoof car warning system

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Thumb Up

Key Sentence for me...

The key piece of information is that there is no basic input verification. So if it blindly accepts data, does that mean that it is potentially vulnerable to buffer overflow or code injection style attacks? Interesting, but so far, not the end of the world.

Perseid meteors - brace for endazzlement

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Coat

Insert Schoolboy Humor...

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