* Posts by Andrew Orlowski

1435 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Sep 2006

UltraViolet: Hollywood's giant digital gamble is here

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Thanks for clearing up some stuff

My bet is that DRM will be a non-issue for most ordinary people - who are not represented here - but UV may still fail abjectly because of poor technical implementation.

It may be too hard to use, or they haven't thought about security enough, or some other wrinkle.

Now they need to get rid of the insulting piracy nags.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: In theory, theory is the same as practice, but in practice, it isn't

That's not a useful generalisation, DRM is contingent on the rights granted, these vary in each instance in practice. The proposition in its entirety is what is judged.

I never bought DRM digital music, the convenience of the instant purchase was outweighed by 1) the ecosystem lock-in and lack of portability, and 2) my political disapproval of DRM.

Neither the ecosystem lock-in nor political views stopped lots of people buying DRM music. Once DRM was lifted I bought lots of digital music online.

In UV the ecosystem issue does not apply. A consumer gains more "rights" than they have today. So you are left with the political issue. Which is something most people don't have, and has to be measured against the convenience.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: It's not clear to me

"No playing movies on flights then?"

Download a copy or take the disc with you.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

Yes

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: M'eh. I'm afraid I'm less than whelmed

It's a giant conspiracy!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Not as optimistic as the author

Lots of the usual paranoia and some good points.

- Hollywood doesn't want to kill the nice margins on BluRay discs just as the market is taking off. Bandwidth is nowhere near good enough to make HD home cinema streaming a comparable experience. But it also likes the margins on impulse purchases of streaming and downloads, for people who just want to watch something.

- I can't see how it could kill the secondary market. You can still sell the DVD/BluRay disc on, the redemption code (if redeemed) won't work, but the disc will still play the movie, so long as you haven't scratched it.

Some paranoia is justified, forcing legal customers to sit through two minutes of unskippable FBI piracy warnings is a fantastic reward for us giving them money.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

Tax everyone to pay for Hollywood?

That's a winner!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

Wow

Headmaster freezes schoolkids for Gaia

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Outraged

Light-hearted = freezing to death all day?

You must be a riot at parties.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Missed opportunity

{ titters }

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "Energy balance points to man-made climate change"

Clutch that straw, there aren't many left now.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: hmmm Academy now there a good idea NOT

So only Fairies can synthesize hydrocarbons economically?

Well, sir - it looks like you're going to get a nasty surprise. Or a nice surprise. Depending on what your agenda is. I suspect you're not going to like it.

Malcolm Gladwell, tipping points and Climategate

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Sure you can!

Christianity does not require human sacrifice. The philosophy espoused Mr Schellnburger CBE does, however - and perhaps he has done everyone a service by specifying exactly how much of a sacrifice is needed.

85.8% to be precise.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Cue howling

:-)

The End of Free: Web 2.0 will squeeze punters rotten

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

See above - the investors will make up their minds for them.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Otherwordly

Well, let's say there's $30bn of untapped value lying around from potential subscriptions, direct or indirect (somebody could bundle access with another product or service).

And then there's $5bn more to be squeezed out of data-mining, behavioural shenanigans, etc. Maybe.

Then the incentive is to chase the $30bn. Investors want to maximise their return, they're not charities or unicorn farmers.

Don't buy my new £210 box set - Elvis Costello

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Sceptic?

He can afford to say he doesn't need the money, knowing Japanese collectors, traders, and completists will stump up the £210 anyway.

Climategate: A symptom of driving science off a cliff

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The problem doesn't go away

"When the wise man points at the moon, the idiot looks at the finger"

- Chinese proverb.

Climategate 2.0: Fresh trove of embarrassing emails

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @AO - of course he can explain why the models are wrong.

Using computers models as evidence is a general problem. Failing to model clouds (as Jones says) is a more specific problem. Tuning the models for 20th climate is another, and very naughty.

There's three to crack on with.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: All models are wrong

Nice try. But Jones explains WHY the models are wrong.

Nokia's Great Lost Platform

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Again?

Yep. It's pencilled in for 2019 :-)

Computers are so middle class – Mark E Smith

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Who in this "story" isn't a fuckwit?

You must be great fun at parties.

Cheap gas is a 'crisis' for Greens, but not for us

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Orlowski as energy minister ?

You've changed your name ... AGAIN!

:-)

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: you forgot a measure the oil sector relies on.

Repeating the same thing over and over again doesn't make it true, Frank.

Ask a motorist about "fossil fuel subsidies". Or the one in homes in fuel poverty. They'll bring you up to speed pretty quickly.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Not subsidised?

I think they'll get it back in duties and taxes.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The Market save us all!

You'd be correct, but the supply of these things isn't fixed.

-1 for not understanding that energy is actually a market, and putting your fingers in your ears won't stop it being one.

It's just a reality you've avoided, but have to deal with.

Nokia Lumia 800

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I lost confidence in the review when I read...

Yep.

Before Facebook most person-to-person non-realtime messaging was done over email. Public protocols, mostly.

Now it's done via Facebook - walled garden.

Disussed here:

Facebook: Privatising the internet, one Poke at a time

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/16/facebook_embrace_and_extend_email_hubris/print.html

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Ordinary?

To some techies, "non-techie" is synonymous with "stupid". Not here.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Yes

Obviously. But not Outlook, the Mac Address book, etc.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Thanks for joining the Forum

... just to say that.

Welcome!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

No

That doesn't work on this review unit.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

This could set a record.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

No

It doesn't work on this review model.

Greens threaten to sue over solar power cash slash

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Leigh

I think some Greens are beginning to understand that CO2 emissions aren't cut, but are moved somewhere else instead.

A few are, anyway. Most are in spectacular denial.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

Fossil fuels aren't subsidised. They're heavily taxed.

The rest of your post is just as inaccurate.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Blatantly misleading use of figures

Thanks for joining the Register!

Perhaps you could follow the example set by others and declare your industry interests - I've nothing against PV installers chipping in, it's great that they self-indentify.

"But the move to renewables and reduced consumption has been a major contributor to the progress since the mid-90s."

That's a weird definition of progress, as progress means some combination of ordinary people getting a) better off and b) more free. CO2 emissions are going up here quite sharply. Renewables aren't going to help.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

As Monbiot pointed out, it's a simple wealth redistribution

Poor --> Rich

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Ah. You work for a PV installation firm.

Valuable information - perhaps explaining why your numbers are inaccurate, and why you think it's a good idea.

And no, I'm not surprised :-)

Farewell then, Sony Ericsson

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Their greatest contribution was the one that was never made

Ouch. But still more comfortable than the regular Ericsson's made at the time.

Nokia: The first year of the Elopcalypse

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

Time not budget was the constraint here, I think.

A rapid first hands-on: Nokia’s Windows phones

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Mr Tumble!

+5

This calls for a competition!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Wasting your time

Doesn't that happen for every review? :)

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Bogshed

Fab live.

Nice to see you here, R.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Hallo darkness my old friend

Trouble over Bridgewater?

BT gets 14 days to block Newzbin2

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: All these will come out of your pockets.

£5,000 initial cost.

£1m+ to defend fight Newsbinz and the DEA - both lost.

Two avoidable costs.

Nokia's Brave New World is (almost) Finn-free

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Fantastic Bootnote!

It was definitely a "Where's the nurse?" moment.

Apple shouldn't bother with TV...

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: ElReg's big grain of salt

That was my inspiration for the piece. Link inserted now.

This Dianamania is a slur on Jobs

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Quite right, Eddy

Spot on. It's groupthink.

And politics is tech groupthink times 100.

'Hey, Tories, who knows what a nontrepreneur is?’

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re:

For a full house you need:

"if i build a chair i'd love to keep being paid for it 50 years l8r!"

- and -

"shurely all music is just a ripoff of something else i don't see why we have copyright at all"

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: No of course

We can't have markets because we don't have markets; we don't have markets because we can't have markets.

That's genius.