* Posts by Andrew Orlowski

1435 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Sep 2006

Nature ISN'T fragile nor a bossy mother-in-law - top eco boffin

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: a fragile "Mother Nature" is harmed by anything humans do

James - "Yes, and humans are no exception to that rule"

If that was true we'd have died out a long time ago - we wouldn't be here.

Overcoming natural constraints is what makes humans different.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: dogmatisit on both sides

clean_state Your comment makes a strong argument against your beliefs.

Population rates aren't rising, they're falling. Land isn't becoming scarce - as we live in urban areas, we use less land.

Much more importantly, we make much better use of the land - India doesn't have famines - it exports rice. People don't die of famines any more, starvation is caused by regional conflict. We have enough land to feed everyone.

All this is the result of prosperity - it came about by people ignoring arguments like yours about natural resource constraints - and doing inventing clever and useful ideas.

This is (c) jake.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Is this a real forum, then?

Apparently not!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @ I ain't Spartacus

Szzz

How's your alternative currency doing?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

And if you don't mind me saying.

... that's not a terribly original observation.

Most people can value originality even if some nerds can't. (It's characteristic of autism).

If you're interested about how this idea went in out of fashion, and why, I wrote about it here:

http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php/site/article/5795/

To whet your appetite:

<snip>

... the misanthropy runs even deeper with many digital rights activists. Not content with challenging the economic incentives to creativity, they question the validity of the notion of creativity itself.

‘Substantially all ideas are secondhand, consciously and unconsciously drawn from a million outside sources, and daily used by the garnerer with a pride and satisfaction born of the superstition that he originated them’, wrote Jonathan Latham in an essay widely cited by digital rights activists (4).

Latham’s view owes much to Structuralism, the lit-crit fad that usefully blew away the romantic notion of the author as the sole font of creative expression – but replaced it with one of the author as a dumb conduit, lacking autonomy or even the most basic self-awareness.

‘Since my creative work is non-unique’, wrote one commenter, encapsulating the digital rights philosophy, ‘I can’t expect compensation for it; because anyone could have done that. I just happened to get the idea first.’ (5)

From such a position of absolutism, it must be hard to see that one idea added to an existing body of work can nevertheless create something interesting and new.

</snip>

That's all it takes, usually.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Is this a real forum, then?

(nm)

Cakes'n'Ale

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

US hops over here on the cheap

There are a few UK brewers using US hops to create American-style IPAs. My pick is:

http://www.brewdog.com/product/punk-ipa

Malts: Marris Otter Extra Pale Malt

Hops: Chinook, Simcoe, Ahtanum, Nelson Sauvin

Tesco and Sainsbury's do it, 4 for £5.50. I haven't found anything as good at anything like that price. and it's very good.

Yes, Prime Minister to return after 24 years

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

oops...

You do realise that by calling top civil servants "Our Government" you've done a Reverse Freudian Slip. You've actually got something correct, if only by accident.

Sir. I salute you!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: IT angle...

That's a great idea. I hope Captain Cyborg is in it.

And Ben Hammersley.

Who killed ITV Digital? Rupert Murdoch - but not the way you think

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Heretic!

+5

The proof of guilt may well be out there, but it wasn't in Panorama.

For people who are convinced RM is a diabolical combination of Montgomery Burns and Goldfinger, no proof is necessary, though. He's guilty of anything imaginable - to the gallows!

Cameron's 'Google Review' sparked by killer quote that never was

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: The sentiment is accurate

You're correct, five years funding for a search engine without much of a business plan would not happen here.

but:

"Google seem to have done okay at finding UK engineers and designers (we got some of the best designers in the world with several world renown design universities in several fields), with them employing several thousand people in the UK."

Google doesn't employ several thousand people in the UK - and most of the employees are in sales.

Big Media drags 142,000 through UK's courts in a year

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: What?

@Ben:

No.

Things I'm also not saying: Reindeer can fly; association football was invented by Mormons; you're a careful reader.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Ahhh....bless

A reader who didn't get to the punchline. You can easily spot them.

With GreyWolf, you only ever get as far as the byline, then it's Scanners time.

Rogue IPO bureaucrats feel MPs' red-hot probe

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Hold on...

Ah yes, the famous Gove Review.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Mr

Thank you.

You're very persuasive!

Sad but true: Napster '99 still smokes Spotify 2012

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Damning whom?

"Anonymous Coward"

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

@Brah

You didn't read the article, or read it and didn't understand it.

Go read the 2009 interview with Castle to find out what happened. We could have seen some interesting P2P experiments. The door was open.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Yes it does

I presume he's broken the Spotify DRM crypto, thus making it portable.

Otherwise, it isn't in a portable format.

Charge of the Metro brigade: Did Microsoft execs plan to take a hit?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Why?

A pint for anyone who can correctly identify the source!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Disable Metro UI

Thanks Ken.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Why?

You can turn it off by turning off the machine, correct.

Can I borrow your brain, Tzael? I want to build an idiot.

Lawyers of Mordor menace Hobbit boozer

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Bad feeling...

It's trademark not copyright.

Fixed now.

UK kids' art project is 'biggest copyright blag ever' – photographer

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Thank you Mystic Meg.

One of the portraits could well end up selling millions of items of merchandise - and the creator would see nothing from it.

iPlayer repeat fees threaten BBC earthquake

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Hmm

Indeed.

Perhaps it works because it's voluntary, and they bundle in utilities.

No room for the discussion in my piece, but I see no reason the BBC Media Company could not also offer telephony and broadband, in exchange for a smaller (or no) license fee. It's discrimination not to allow it to do so.

Top Brit authors turn flamethrowers on barmy IPO

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)
FAIL

It's a long time since you lived in the UK

So I can excuse you being out of touch. But if you understood copyright exemptions you would understand what they really mean.

But why not write to Don Foster MP and tell him he's got it all wrong?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Ooookaayyyy

Two wrongs make a right, you say?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Not very much apparently

I love the internets:

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From: Fuck you <Fuckyou@you.com>

Subject: Reg reader comment: Top Brit authors turn flamethrowers on barmy IPO

Date: 8 March 2012 09:30:21 GMT

To: Andrew Orlowski <andrew.orlowski@theregister.com>

A Reg reader has the following comments to make on the story Top Brit authors turn flamethrowers on barmy IPO. The request to send this message came from the IP address 212.---.---.---

Fuck you.

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Jimbo Wales 'to advise Whitehall on transparency'

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Porn King

The past sure is tense ;-)

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

This was probably worth a mention too:

"...the Mantanmoreland account received heavy protection from the site's inner circle, including Wales... " … and an uber-administrator known only as SlimVirgin"

http://t.co/FfurylP

Transparency in action.

SOPA poked an angry bear and set it loose on the net

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: All good points and...

Cheers jb :)

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: All good points and...

As I've said, when enlightened self-interest breaks out, with ISPs capturing the real value of the good stuff that goes over their pipes, then legislation becomes superfluous. Everyone wins.

Until that happens SOPA or something like it will be back every year. And every time you write "MAFIAA" the politicians reach for their biros.

Have a think about an enforcement code that's fair and that you can live with, and you'll never see a SOPA again.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: There really is a simple single answer...

There are some VERY fair points in your post struggling to get out from a shouty anti-capitalist rant :)

One is that people can do a lot by themselves - you can do your own production, distribution, marketing and lawyering from your own bedsit. But it's a real ballsache and time sink. So a creator needs a wide choice of professionals when they go to market. If the market is healthy nobody needs to assign rights in perpetuity.

At the end of the day you need to show how your system will be better, providing more economic incentives for making culture, so a talented person does not have to work in Tescos or a call center. So far nobody really believes it will be - and emotive crap about "owning and suppressing ideas" is a silly red herring.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

All good points and...

People will pay for convenience, which should be written on the wall of every entertainment company, publisher, games house, etc.

But the economic decision remains: save a fiver (or tenner, or thirty quid on that box set) and Torrent it at no risk. And no FBI warning. There's no comeback.

So long as that proposition is on the table you do need some enforcement that's fair and proportionate, that's cheap, and that scales. I wish it wasn't true. But here we all are.

Enforcement alone isn't going to save anyone's media business, but the "aggravating irrelevance corner" is already chock full of people it seems :)

Punters are the real losers in BT, TalkTalk copyright court blow

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The problem

FEAR is more of a factor than GREED. It is hard to describe industries that have shrunk by half greedy - desperation is much more of a factor. That is what results in short-sightedness and fear of making radical market experiments.

I am not sure what you mean by FRAND. A movie studio which has a hit film like Inception or Sherlock 2 is going to want to maximise its income and look after distribution. There's no reason they shouldn't either, because it inconveniences some bloke in a shed somewhere.

The best way to encourage industries to innovate is to reward them with your cash. This is why the Free crowd have made themselves irrelevant to the debate, they have removed their economic vote.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Unicorns exist

I hate to spoil a good conspiracy theory - but most people support stronger copyright enforcement, actually. It's consistently shown in polls.

Even pirates agree.

Metro breakdown! Windows 8 UI is little gain for lots of pain

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Just a thought, but...

Do you think it's a grand publicity stunt?

To make sure everyone hears about Metro. And runs around for a year thinking it's really the future of Windows.

And at the last minute the product team go, "Oh yeah, it's a widget layer like Dashboard after all."

I'd be tempted to do so myself if I was Microsoft, and had a good mobile UI that nobody was interested in.

France: All your books are belong to us

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Proof...

Book publishers are "big media"?

You need to meet a few.

Silicon Valley's assault on Mobile's Gated Kingdom

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Huh?

"The 'traditional' vendors have this thing called making a profit. Something two guys in a garage don't."

Quite!

That's the bit our anonymous newbie doesn't think is important.

That, and not all bits have equal value. People will pay more for bits they really want.

Where an idea is profitable the telco can partner or co-opt the service. More tomorrow on this...

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Re: Data only

"The internet is taking over everything. "

That doesn't mean anything.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Data only

Cable company ARPUs and profits suggest this would be very silly. Do you have a solid reason why they should listen to your advice?

Molesworth and the New Latin

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

That's what I'm wondering....

Maybe it's for the Heritage Industry?

You can go to an industrial museum today, there seem to be hundreds, and see somebody working a Victorian loom. In the future you may be able to look around a Heritage software house, see somebody in a BOFH T-shirt and be told:

"And here C programmers used to chase memory leaks"

Maybe.

Google Goggle glasses ARE WATCHING YOU

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)
IT Angle

I had missed that. Cheers for the link.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I thought this article was going to say

These can be inferred. There's an outfit that infers what you're looking at from where the mouse cursor rests. It's quite successful.

Global warming COULD SHRINK THE HUMAN RACE

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

"like the fact that we're running out of food"

Ooh, I dunno.

Maybe we could... grow some more?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

+1

I tried to get John Brignell in to do staff training about using statistics. His was in particularly poor health and it didn't happen.

I wish I'd tried harder.

RIP: Peak Oil - we won't be running out any time soon

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Excellent point.

That thought struck me when I interviewed Pike a few years ago. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/17/richard_pike_rcs_interview/

Bogus scarcity drives up the short-term profits.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Re: Well, given the rate at which the Chinese are buying new cars . . .

Some startups are using algae+sugar, Venter is using algae+CO2.

You can do a lot to tweak the algae to improve things.

But all are using industrial facilities rather than converting farmland.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Andrew, seriously...

Try reading the PDF, it is implicitly very critical of the industry's practices and capital expenditure strategy.

Obviously, it's easier not to read anything that might disturb one's pre-conceived world view.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The other elephant in the room

Oil will become renewable.

But I'm all for space exploration.