* Posts by Andrew Orlowski

1435 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Sep 2006

Frack me! UK shale gas bonanza 'bigger than North Sea oil'

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: When Journalist become flamers...

So you're not really disputing anything of substance, you just want "a more "wholistic energy policy".

I'm not sure what your idea of "a range of technologies" means, but whatever is in that range has to be cost effective. Presumably it doesn't include hamsters on treadmills.

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Re: Hippies?

"People worried about earthquakes and contaminated drinking water are hippies? Interesting."

Not quite.

"People worried about earthquakes and contaminated drinking water are largely irrational and poorly informed."

Fixed it for you.

OMG: RIM adds VoIP to its stealth social network

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Re: Excellent Naughty by Nature reference

That was the sub, who is far younger and hipper than me.

Scoop! The inside story of the news website that saved the BBC

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Re: bonus tracks (tech speak alert)

Thanks Matt - we should link to this inline.

Nokia Lumia 820 WinPho 8 review

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: both new Lumias are a curate's egg

You're taking an idiom literally :-)

There's good bits and not so good bits. And you heard that from the mouth of my horse.

BlackBerry 10: AWESOME. If the hardware matches it, RIM jobs are safe

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: So, Andrew

I'm living off loans and antiques right now. WinPho for the last month...

This UI and the Lumia 920 would be a nice combo. I'd settle for that.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Split screen

I'm glad it does that. I'm just surprised more UIs don't do it too.

Point is: power users are poorly served by fondleslab and smartphone UIs. And overlaying two apps is considered a "power user" operation.

SECRET 28 'scientific experts' who Greened the BBC - Revealed!

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Re: Impartiality and scientific theories

This was addressed in the Bridcut Report.

Since you're new I'll quote it for you:

"These dissenters (or even sceptics) will still be heard, as they should, because it is not the BBC’s role to close down this debate. They cannot be simply dismissed as "Flat Earthers" or "deniers", who "should not be given a platform" by the BBC. Impartiality always requires a breadth of view: for as long as minority opinions are coherently and honestly expressed, the BBC must give them appropriate space. ‘Bias by elimination’ is even more offensive today than it was in 1926."

Here's the bit that the BBC forgot:

"The BBC has many public purposes of both ambition and merit – but joining campaigns to save the planet is not one of them."

Sounds reasonable to me.

UK's planned copyright landgrab will spark US litigation 'firestorm'

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: This could work, but it wont.

Software can do this now - I've seen demos of exactly what you describe, using PicScout.

1. Type in a search term

2. Loads of pics come up with clear licensing and payment options - from Getty to J.Random.Photographer to Creative Commons

3. Pay for the pic, or use a free one.

Simples. Orphan problem solved.

And we'll have working systems fairly shortly.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Wishful thinking pt94

You've really confused yourself here. While you can quibble over semantics all day Terry (and you probably will), the fact is: international treaties recognise IP as a property right. A pseudo-property right perhaps, but "stuff" with the qualities of property. One of those qualities is exclusive use: "get off my stuff", "stop using my stuff".

If you want your country to opt-out of this international system, you have to take the consequences on the chin. Economic retaliation, litigation etc. And redefining the meaning of words, in international treaties, don't butter no parsnips.

Nokia Lumia 920 Windows Phone 8 handset review

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Re: Some questions for the author

Alex:

These are really good questions, we need to a proper business/pro focussed roundup that gives them answers. It just didn't seem to be a priority for MS getting fixes into WP8.

Flagging an IMAP message isn't even a particularly 'pro' feature, its absence is a killer for me.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Those Photos

Fair enough.

That "division of labour" idea has a lot going for it!

Daily Telegraph punishes expats with paywall

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: As this is in the context of the Telegraph

Arf!

The Big Debate: OK gloomsters, how can the music biz be FIXED?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Agreed

I agree with almost all of that Captain. DRM books

Computers are copying machines, yes indeed. I want my licensed P2P service where I can copy music to others in the club. We very nearly got that in the UK four years ago. I don't expect it to be free, just another paid option.

The removal DRM from music hasn't caused an absolute implosion, but it didn't give it much of an uplift either. Which suggest hardly anyone gives a crap about DRM, no?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I don't agree with Orlowski

" Are we willing to give up our privacy to make content creators happy? I don't think so."

You have no privacy if you can't assert permissions on "your stuff". Your stuff = your photos you post to Flickr, your data trail, your identity. It belongs to you. If you can't assert ownership and permissions, privacy ceases to exist.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Yes but...

You're confusing two copyrights. One has a fifty years term, the other is Life+70.

I have some sympathy with Life+70 being too long for songs - but it's not going to change without upsetting the authors, so it's not going to change.

The problem you describe isn't a problem though. You can hear new music made in the 1950 by buying - it is very cheap.

Study finds file sharers buy more music

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Re: We've seen these people before...

I hadn't seen that, thanks.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Conclusion

Exactly.

VCs snaffle £200m of UK taxpayer gold ... to bet on high-risk biz

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Re: For once not a government handout - orders of magnitude more please.

Everything you propose could be achieved by stimulating the wholesale capital market through (for example) cap gains tax changes, eg, persuading the superrich to have a flutter.

"£1 spent via VC will be rapidly injected into the economy via startup spending"

If the economy was comprised of Shoreditch bars serving mojitos to Nathan Barleys, you well be right. It doesn't, and money doesn't grow on trees. Budget choices must be made.

1) There is no shortage of VC funds for good ideas

2) There always are more bad ideas than capital available to fund them

3) Increasing the amount of capital increases the number of bad ideas that get funded

4) The taxpayer therefore subsidises bad ideas

So please tell me: when social services are being cut, should why should Nathan Barley get a subsidy?

Windows Phone 8 stands a chance as Apple, Android dither

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: challenge accepted

Steam

Skype

Evernote

...

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Counting to 12 on 2 hands?

"Two of Julian Assange's hands"

Nokia tears wraps off new Windows Phone Lumias on steroids

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: So WP7 is the new Kin?

"Totally incompatible"

With what?

Patent flame storm: Reg hack biteback in reader-pack sack attack

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Re: Strawmen

Of course you support weaker IP. Your hobby is cloning someone else's. MRD therefore applies:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MRD%20applies

Special pleading apart, The Economist recommends taking justice away from juries (citizen peer review) and giving it to an elite (judges).

To understand patents you need to spend time outside the software world, and look at what other industries think. You'll get a very different picture.

Why the Apple-Samsung verdict is good for you, your kids and tech

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Re: Re: No innovation without patents? Seriously?

"Against Intellectual Property" is exactly what I had in mind when I referred to the armchair warriors, who've never been in business, never invented anything, and live on tenure.

There's even a chapter called "The Devil In Disney"

I shit you not. It's beyond parody.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Think again

So you say that Dyson needs stronger support for his inventions, but he must be forced to give away his inventions for a fee to anyone who asks.

Removing the ability of a James Dyson to profit for a limited period from his invention would destroy the incentive to invest in innovation and result in fewer James Dysons.

This is fairly typical of the incoherent rhetoric patent debate.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Steve, you're your own worst enemy

SK: As I said in the article above, I think the iOS user interface has gotten unwieldy and is a general PITA to use.

If Apple wants to throw good money around protecting this, ahem "crown jewels" that it thinks it has - then why don't we let it? Rivals are forced to innovate, and Apple gets manacled to a simplistic UI. Both Apple and rivals will be forced to compete elsewhere in the value chain.

It's a win-win.

I think what you're saying (and it's a fair point) is that Apple's rivals haven't got any traction from doing it differently yet. That's certainly true for WP. I'd just one word to that: 'yet'.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

@ John104:

Or perhaps Samsung will clock the message that copying Apple is lame, but coming up with a much better user interface that (say) helps people communicate better, can unlock value and create profits.

A case in point: the current iPhone will probably be my last - and the clunky iOS UI has a lot to do with that decision. It's now years behind the competition in terms of convenience and ease of use. If Apple wants to guard this, then hell, let it.

Patents simply force rivals to innovate. That's the point. The system is working.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Bent but not broken

No, sir.

I can think of 50 things wrong with the patent system - maybe I should write about the first 20 improvements we need to make next. There is a lot that needs to be done - some of it quite urgent.

But the armchair "patent system is broken beyond repair" position doesn't stand up. You have to quantify the damage ("cost to society") and then demonstrate that this is greater than the innovation the IP system produces, and the value it unlocks. Will our kids be better off? How?

I am keen to hear alternatives that fulfill those criteria - but I'm sorry, but all I hear is whining.

Arctic ice panics sparked by half-baked sat data

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Cautious, Seymour?

A cautious scientist would be expected to go through the peer review process. You, by contrast, haven't even published this work yet. It is not available for scrutiny. Nevertheless, you are willing to appear on the national media making dramatic long-term claims, based on *new* data of less than two years observations.

You have been anything but cautious.

Your science may be well turn out be sound, but until it has been independently scrutinized, we just don't know. Your argument boils own to: "Trust me, I'm a scientist."

YouTube escapes Google's piracy site smackdown

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

1. Yes

2. You can cite me.

Greens wage war on clean low-carbon renewable energy

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Re: Lets all cross our fingers....

If you don't like oil then a high oil price (I'm not sure why you need to put scare quotes around "large profits") is the best thing you can wish for.

Because investments are pouring into oil alternatives now. They didn't when oil was cheap.

As a green, you should be praying for large profits every night.

"Sorry people - whatever tech you believe in we will all HAVE to learn to use far less"

That argument was lost a long time ago.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "Britain’s own geothermal investment are pretty puny"

That's using the OLD methods.

MacKay's book is very out of date now.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Water contamination and fracking

" but I understand that in order to get to the deep geothermal sources, you need to drill through the surface and through these pockets of methane?"

The methane in Gaslands is at the surface. So, no.

Methane is produced as part of the shale process, comparable to conventional gas extraction. See Howarth (2011) and Cathles (2012) for differing views on how much this might be.

Hooper's copyright hubs - could be a big British win with BBC backing

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: "significantly derivative"

It's Troll O'Clock

Solar, wind, landfill to make cheapest power by 2030

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Gas?

I thought this was very interesting. From p54:

"Recent and future advances in fracturing technology offer the potential for step change reductions in per-well and therefore – due to the major capital cost of wells – electricity generation costs. Fracturing technologies stand to benefit from the major R&D expenditures in development of vast US and Canadian (and other worldwide) shale gas resources. Improvements in resource exploration and assessment methods will also reduce costs."

So gas will be the cheapest power. But that's the only mention there is. As Simon wrote, factoring in cheap gas wouldn't give the answer the politicians and bureaucrats are looking for. In other words, Aussie energy bureaucrats have done exactly what our energy bureaucrats have done in the UK. If you think your country should cut its carbon emissions, gas is the cheapest way to do it.

I can't help thinking how lucky Aussies are - Western Australia has some of the largest shale resources in the world, you'll be exporting gas, and you've got all that sun. That should be enough to get you through those freezing cold winters.

Why British TV drama is crap – and why this matters to tech firms

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: British TV drama is NOT crap

And the others are period dramas. Apparently we do those very well, but I wouldn't know.

The OP missed the "contemporary" in "contemporary drama".

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: I can't really comment.....

I had Luther in mind when writing that, actually.

I watched it, wished I hadn't bothered.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

One or the other or both

You're right.

Apparently. she comes back to life in the sequel to both, Blackout Duty. Exciting!

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: British TV drama is NOT crap

Red Dwarf?

UK's brazen copyright land grab sneaked into Enterprise Bill

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: And about bl***dy time ...

If the patient has flu, it doesn't necessarily follow that he must be hit over the head with a shovel until he is better.

I believe that better ways of to fixing the orphan works "problem" were covered in the article. They have been covered here before.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Isn't it more serious than just photos?

Yes.

If you can't protect something reasonably, there's little point selling it in the UK.

Lowery: The blue-collar musician at the eye of the copyright storm

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: TLDR

* Adele is still very much with XL Recordings, which is ONE OF the four Beggars Group labels (Matador, 4AD, Rough Trade are the others).

* Beggars helped set up AIM and Impala and derailed the Sony BMG merger. It is fighting the Universal EMI merger.

* Beggars is not a member of the BPI

* CBS doesn't exist except as a brand name for Sony Music, and hasn't existed as a label since 1988.

If you ever visit Beggars HQ or XL you will know what a small indie label looks like. "Big" in indie terms means fifty people in a crowded room, with no office for the CEO. Major labels send five times that to the Brits every year.

Perhaps it's ignorance of the music business on tech sites that explains the politics people choose?

Martin Mills interview: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/04/martin_mills_beggars_group/

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Did he proof read this?

Or maybe you just don't like music :)

The angriest pseudo-masochists, people who whine the loudest about being victims of the GIANT OPPRESSIVE ENTERTAINMENT COMPLEX only have a passing interest, IME.

* http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/10/pseudo_masochism_explained/

Everyone else is out shopping... or not.

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: TLDR

" did Lowery miss the point that pretty much the only route for money to reach these starving musicians is through the greedy megacorps?"

Adele. Independent label.

Maybe you've heard of her :)

YouView: The long march to... er, where exactly?

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Tee hee :-)

I was going to put 'disrupt' in ironic scare quotes but thought that would patronise you. Good catch, though.

UK.gov proposes massive copyright land snatch

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Fibbles - Re: Governments not always very efficient

"I'm less likely to ignore your invoice once you do register it."

UN Human Rights Act - Article 27(2):

"Everyone has the right to the protection of the moral and material interests resulting from any scientific, literary or artistic production of which he is the author."

You ignore invoices at your peril. The court system needs a fast-track for small copyright claims. Hargreaves heard this and ignored it.

All your proposal does is weaken univeral rights, and create the expense of a vast bureaucratic overhead with additional costs.

Technology means everyone is now a creator. Automatic rights make more sense than ever.

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hating democracy - wonder why?

"Democracy doesn't work"

You think? Time for the capes, then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUpbOliTHJY

Democracy is good for at least one thing, though - it obliges people to come out of their garden sheds, and present their most nutty ideas before their fellow citizens. Who can then judge them for rationality, prejudices etc etc.

Euro Parliament kills ACTA treaty before court can look at it

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: [Citation needed]

Here's Article 27:

"endeavour to promote cooperative efforts within the business community to effectively address trademark and copyright or related rights infringement while preserving legitimate competition and, consistent with that Party's law, preserving fundamental principles such as freedom of expression, fair process, and privacy."

"A Party may provide, in accordance with its laws and regulations, its competent authorities with the authority to order an online service provider to disclose expeditiously to a right holder information sufficient to identify a subscriber whose account was allegedly used for infringement, where that right holder has filed a legally sufficient claim of trademark or copyright or related rights infringement, and where such information is being sought for the purpose of protecting or enforcing those rights. These procedures shall be implemented in a manner that avoids the creation of barriers to legitimate activity, including electronic commerce, and, consistent with that Party's law, preserves fundamental principles such as freedom of expression, fair process, and privacy."

Bugger all new there, and no compulsion on a member state to pass new laws on IP address disclosure.

But it's 2012, and angry freetards say the sky is falling each time they see the word copyright - ignoring the other words around it.

You're doing exactly what the numpties did here:

'Don't care if you inspect farmers - STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING'

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/23/freetard_sopa_fail/

Who runs UK? 'Tories, Lib Dems and Google' says Labour

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Boo Hoo Labour

Fucking up successful UK industrial sectors - with real harm to UK exports and revenue and growth - is not "minor collateral damage".

Andrew Orlowski (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Boo Hoo Labour

By setting the ethical standards you accept so low - won't you get the politicians you deserve?