* Posts by Dan 55

15415 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Good news Flash lovers! Microsoft won't be disabling it by default (so long as you use IE or old Edge)

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Re: ...from the right-click tab context menu

If you don't have the keyboard shortcuts in the menu, how are you supposed to discover them in the first place, blind or otherwise? The days of a 100-page printed manual are over.

See also Firefox's Bookmark All Tabs. Hint: use the Bookmarks menu shortcut Alt + B, not the clicking on the Bookmarks menu heading. Compare. Isn't that absurd?

Pompey boffin bags €1.3m off EU for dark matter research – shame a no-deal Brexit looks more and more likely

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Are you saying the UK can't decide where to invest and doesn't have tax policy leavers now?

I think it's more of a case of won't, not can't.

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Re: Really?

They have an agreement. It seems Johnson and Cummings have decided that an agreement is not important for the UK, so that means there will be no money for UK research projects.

Also, they have decided people don't need to know what will happen after Brexit either.

Ah, this should totally reassure Euro workers: They'll get Brexit EU settled status app on iPhones from October

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Re: Priceless ...

What? The stuff you said isn't even connected to the points I raised.

Perhaps you could you give us your phone number so Dr Nichol can ring you and help you understand where everyone else has failed. On second thoughts, he'd probably be wasting his breath on you as well.

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Re: EU citizens living in Britain have applied for settled status

Actually the app doesn't ask you how long you've been living in the UK so the Home Office doesn't know if the right status was granted... and there's big difference.

Accident or design? As it's the Home Office, I'm always inclined to think the latter.

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Re: Priceless ...

I guess what's priceless is it's an interconnected world, as much as some people have a tantrum pretending it isn't.

If anyone's reply is let's not get shackled to Europe and become global and all that, I've yet to see any other country anywhere else in the world need to isolate itself from its own continent to do that. And yes, it is isolating itself from the rest of the continent because none of the Single Market, the Customs Union, and EEA are good enough.

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Re: Priceless ...

It's not about the truth any more, it's about goading the other side into responding and the response itself builds up support from your base.

Somehow in five years we've regressed back to the middle ages.

Clutching at its Perl 6, developer community ponders language name with less baggage

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Re: In my 25 years in IT I learnt at least one thing.

Quite right too, far better to leave it to the professionals.

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Oyster?

Just a suggestion.

Microsoft's only gone and published the exFAT spec, now supports popping it in the Linux kernel

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Re: My uninformed comment

UDF revisions are highly backwards compatible (they have to be so people don't have to throw out their DVD players), there is an implementation of UDF specifically for flash media, and OS mplementations don't mean much from Vista onwards.

OSTA CS0 is compressed UTF-8 or 16 Unicode which at first glance doesn't seem an insurmountable problem.

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Re: Bring compatibility problems to Window, not the other way around

UDF also suites this very well but it was NIH.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Re: Thank you Brits!

Nexit, Nationalist issues lose favorability in the Netherlands

Just 15 percent of people agreed with a mandate saying the Netherlands should leave the EU. That is down from 24 percent of respondents five years ago.

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Hiring 20,000 coppers in two months can't go wrong in any way at all.

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Re: Relax

I think we do, there are far too many people who can hold two mutually exclusive beliefs at the same time and only realise (or get upset) when you point it out to them.

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Re: This is an attempted coup.

Brenda said yes two hours before your post so it wasn't that much of a difficult position.

So as the Queen (or King) is merely a figurehead, the UK does not have the protection that a country with a more interventionist monarchy or a president* has.

* Can we ignore the US for now?

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Re: This is an attempted coup.

But do they let people vote every once in a while. It headed off the revolutions spreading around Europe at the time but obviously its outstayed its welcome.

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Re: What an unmitigated shitshow

However they've got a written constitution which generally stops that kind of thing there and then. It wouldn't allow him to announce a shutdown, get the nod from Brenda, and if anyone's got a problem with that they they can see him in court sometime next year or the year after (but the case will be thrown out anyway).

Written constitutions are useful. They're a backstop, if you will. The UK should have one too.

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Re: So, to sum up. . .

And here's a public service announcement, as much as it's nice to see the number whizzing up in an open window, let's not do that and maybe the server won't crash this time around (the last time being the petition which reached over 6 million).

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Re: So, to sum up. . .

You can count the fucks Boris gives about petitions, writing strong letters to your MP or the newspapers, and going on a demo or two on the fingers of no hands.

Can't bear to part with that well-worn copy of Windows 7? Microsoft might let you keep it updated an extra year

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Re: At Eric, re: staying with Windows.

To be honest I have no real want to be 'updated' to Windows 10 so I took MS at their word. The non-free free offer over the past three years must be to stop scaring the shareholders.

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Re: At Eric, re: staying with Windows.

Have you just stepped out a time machine? The free offer ended over three years ago.

And three years later Windows 10 is still half-finished unusable crap, only now you have to pay for it.

Home Office told to stop telling EU visa porkies

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Re: It was risking another Windrush scandal over this issue.

Of course not.

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Devil

Re: ASA told the Home Office not to run the advert again

Don't worry, it's all going to go like clockwork when you get your ID card/passport swiped at the border. Especially around the time when you give them new ID/passport numbers, nothing at all's going to go wrong there.

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Re: ASA told the Home Office not to run the advert again

So the Home Office need to coordinate with the DWP and HMRC. Not a major surprise there, and I believe they already do.

There's no way a resident EU citizen who's had contact over the past five years with the DWP and HMRC should be denied settled status, so whatever they're doing, they're doing it wrong.

It's almost as though we'd start treating EU nationals the way we currently treat people from outside of the EU: Welcoming, but with controls over their access to employment and public services.

Yes, I'm sure EU citizens have welcomed the three years of constant gaslighting, where in even weeks it's "we shall safeguard all your rights" and odd weeks it's "we have trouble understanding the concept of a residency card for a family member of an EU citizen despite it having existed for 15 years/we'll send you a letter saying that 10 years of bank statements aren't enough/we'll send you a letter saying you must leave the country/we'll announce the immediate withdraw FoM rights and leave enough doubt in the announcement so that already-resident EU citizens wonder if they are affected or not".

Anybody would think we were trying to become a country with laws and borders.

Because the UK now is a borderless lawless country, right? Or judging by today's announcement about shutting down Parliament maybe it is.

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Not sure how strictly this is enforced, but I was told by a colleague that you can get a fine for entering Australia on another countries passport if you're an Aussie citizen. And considering how many laws we steal from you Brits, I'd assume that rule also applies in the UK.

It can't, Northern Irish citizens have the right to identify as British, Irish, or both whenever they feel like, however the Home Office is doing its best to undermine that part of the Good Friday Agreement.

Note I am linking to an Irish media outlet most British media* has trouble with mindbogglingly complicated concepts like residency rights (where you can stay), citizenship (which country you belong to), and dual nationality (which other countries you belong to).

* By which, of course, I mean English media.

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No, they would have preferred that it was advertised as something it was rather than something it was not.

Back to school with El Reg - how about a chunky Lenovo for the student in your life?

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Childcatcher

"for when your little darling simply must have Windows 10"

It's probably not even legal to let a kid use Windows 10, thanks to GDPR.

And the hardware for this particular model seems just as disappointing as Windows 10 too.

Leaked EU doc plots €100bn fund to protect European firms against international tech giants

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Re: There's already Qwant...

For the three language pairs I use, it does make a pretty good effort at translation, so much so that I only use Google Translate now if I'm on the mobile and need camera recognition (yes, I turn off the camera permission afterwards...).

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Re: Hmm, I can't think why innovation is more limited in the EU

You might have an idea that's better than twitter. But can you then afford the campus of 5,000 reviewers to remove inappropriate content? The department of 50 AI developers and the associated data centre to process all content and mark it for review before the public sees it? And then cope with differing legislation? There are things that are illegal to say in Germany but perfectly legal in The Netherlands. How good is your GPS? And your maps?

What's Twitter's innovation... nonsense is given the same or more importance than reasoned argument, shorten messages to make lengthy debate more difficult, and mindlessly retweet what someone else has posted?

The EU's reaction is beating back something which isn't particularly innovative, in fact it can be argued it's regressive (numbers count more than anything else means mob rule).

Surely the innovation is making an environment which isn't pointlessly addictive (swipe to refresh, about everything notifications), gives the user tools to fend off the mob (have mod powers over replies to your posts), shows what the other side thinks about the subject you're interested in so it doesn't turn into an echo chamber, and does something other than immediately publishing what is written, because that's just GIGO.

Perhaps something along the lines of this?

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Re: There's already Qwant...

DeepL which translates better than Google Translate...

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Re: Hmm, I can't think why innovation is more limited in the EU

Why not, is social media anything other than a cesspit these days? If they were actually heavily fined over the stuff they publish then their management might take an interest in what they publish.

Yes, TfL asked people to write down their Oyster passwords – but don't worry, they didn't inhale

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It's probably some cack-handed way of trying to preventing scams, because TfL couldn't come up with another way of stopping staff applying discounts to whatever Oyster account they wanted.

Presumably installing a card reader at the ticket office window for the passenger to use would require money and there's not too much of that around lately. At least not in the right places.

Beware the developer with time on his hands and dreams of Disney

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Re: Never live it down

"Something went wrong and your search couldn't be completed. Let's look on your computer instead."

Only there's nothing on it.

Yes, thank you for that extremely specific error message Microsoft, that really helps when talking to helldesk.

YouTube algorithms mistake sparring robots for animal cruelty, gamers snooped on via Xbox AI, and more

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Terminator

Isn't it obvious?

"unnecessary suffering or harm deliberately causing an animal distress"

"animals are encouraged or coerced to fight by humans"

Our future robot overlord AI has interpreted "animals" to mean "non-humans". When they finally break out of Google in their appropriated Boston Dynamics* bodies they will take their revenge.

(* or whatever robot/drone shells are handily lying around)

Contractor association blasts UK.gov guidance on hated IR35 tax law's arrival in private sector

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Snort

The Treasury estimates the move will boost its coffers by £3.1bn between 2020 and 2024.

So, yet another wildly inaccurate estimation like every other IR35 change that's been announced over the past two decades?

Security gone in 600 seconds: Make-me-admin hole found in Lenovo Windows laptop crapware. Delete it now

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Re: Lenovo

So now you only have to worry about the EFI, ME, AMT, and probably something else running on the as yet undiscovered ring -50 because CPUs these days are like Inception.

RIP Danny Cohen: The computer scientist who gave world endianness meets his end aged 81

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Re: Endian of an era

There was a reliable memory allocation method for well behaved apps. If you're talking about hitting the custom chips then to be honest if you wanted to watch a demo or play a game you very rarely had had Deluxe Paint or Word Perfect running in the background anyway.

Later OSes had better APIs for accessing to the custom chips IIRC.

As browser rivals block third-party tracking, Google pitches 'Privacy Sandbox' peace plan

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Re: but Microsoft probably will be

Both make the point that MS is slurpy corporation therefore there is a distinct possibility that they will do it.

If you believe MS isn't a slurpy corporation you can always reply stating why. You can cite news over the past week about Skype, Cortana, XBox One, and Powershell if you think it helps your case.

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Re: but Microsoft probably will be

They will certainly implement it if it means they can slurp more data themselves. Even PowerShell is slurped now.

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Re: Yeah, pull the other one

After inventing new and interesting ways to get round browser privacy controls (the most famous being Google circumventing Safari cookie controls from a few years back), Google are hitting a brick wall when it comes to slurping from non-Chrome browsers, so they therefore invent this privacy sandbox which will be anything but that.

Hopefully none of the other browser makers are stupid enough to take them at their word, but Microsoft probably will be and Google will have a try at putting it in Chromium.

Wait a minute, we're supposed to haggle! ISPs want folk to bargain over broadband

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Facepalm

Next week there'll be a story about telecos complaining about churn

I wonder how on Earth that could have happened.

All of this nonsense is to feed the monster that is Marketing. If they just kept the prices reasonable meaning customers didn't walk as soon as they could, they wouldn't have to make so many marketing campaigns to attract new customers and then were would they be?

Latest sneak peek at PowerShell 7 ups the telemetry but... hey... is that an off switch?

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Devil

Re: What the hell is the use of that ?

I wasn't going to, I was thinking of BSD.

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Re: What the hell is the use of that ?

What the hell is wrong with providing BASIC tools that have audible code from end to end, that "Just Work"? I'd pay a premium for that in fact.

I think what you just described is UNIX. Apart from having to pay a premium.

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Re: What the hell is the use of that ?

Er, yes, I think they compile it with SEND_DIAGNOSTICS in the production build?

Where's El Reg's coverage of the Apple credit card?

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Where's El Reg's coverage of the Apple credit card?

I mean, the article practically writes itself.

Other banks manage to have metal credit cards if you really wanted, but only Apple takes this kind of nonsense to the next level.

Don't panic! Don't panic! UK IT job ads plummet as Brexit uncertainty grabs UK tech sector by the short and curlies

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Re: And the NHS is doomed

Did you read the official documents? "The letter you get from the Home Office which confirms your status will include a link to an online service. You can use this service to view and prove your status."

Yes, I did, but you didn't:

"In the future, you’ll also be able to prove your rights to others online.

You will not get a paper document to prove your status and rights, as these documents can be open to fraud, or be lost or stolen. Help will be available if you have difficulties using the online service."

This was before Patel decided that FoM would end on the 31st of October of this year instead of the 31st of December 2020. If the date is brought forward, the online check won't be ready.

Employers have to check ID themselves and if they get it wrong five years in prison or an unlimited fine. Landlords also have to check and risk the same punishment.

The result is employees and landlords refuse non-British and even British citizens in case the Home Office later decides they're wrong. Not even the government themselves can get it right This really should be the purview of the Home Office where all this information should be checked by them and then some documentation should be given which employers and landlords can trust.

Well, they have a head start since they already have all their own citizens on an ID card database. It's easier to track the foreigners when you're already tracking all your own citizens.

ID cards are non-existent or optional in 19 EEA countries, so not "already tracking all their own citizens" is not a bar to a working residency database.

Don't trust Facebook's Libra cryptocurrency, boffins warn: Zuck & Co know that hash is king

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Meh

Re: More Blockchain...

When they finally pull their finger out and rename it to the London University of Blockchain, that's when the money will really start rolling in.

Disgruntled bug-hunter drops Steam zero-day to get back at Valve for refusing him a bounty

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Re: From my understanding...

Or, since they've removed all semblance of quality controls, not hard work (asset flipping).