* Posts by Dan 55

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We trained an AI to predict how bad a forest fire will be. It's just as good as a coin flip!

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More training data needed then

Aren't we lucky Brasil has some for us?

You know SAP's doing a great job when a third of German users say they 'have no confidence in it'

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WTF?

Of course they have no confidence in it

They can understand SAP's error messages.

Icon is for the non-German speaking users who get a SAP error message.

Analytics exec nicked as Ecuador tries to rush through privacy laws after massive data leak

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Re: Hmm?

I'm pretty sure if foreign intelligence agencies or some criminal organisation were interested in this data then they would head for the home address. I'm also pretty sure that if there's inside corruption involved then it's probably easier to keep tabs on it at the office (CCTV, checking for employees e.g. bringing memory sticks in, lockers to hold mobile phones).

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Re: Hmm?

Bit of security around computers which have access to or a copy of a population database might be necessary? Network security and physical security.

Congratulations! You finally have the 10Mbps you're legally entitled to. Too bad that's obsolete

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Re: That Reminds Me...

Although this example singles out Johnson, B for criticism he is hardly the first politician to fall into this trap.

Although he does seem to fall in it regularly and often. Seems he's just worked out what the single market is:

Boris Johnson 'surprised' by level of Irish border checks

£1bn UK justice system digitisation scheme in massive delay shocker

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Facepalm

So I've got the Johnson vs the rest of the nation Supreme Court case livestream on in the background

And it turns out they're messing around with different versions of evidence on USB memory sticks with different page numbers so every time a new piece of evidence is introduced they spend a minute or two trying to find it.

And that, apparently, is worth £1bn.

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Anyone would think there's an interest in having an out-of-date justice backoffice which can't cope with the caseload and somehow is impossible to modernise...

I got 99 problems but a switch() ain't one: Java SE 13 lands with various tweaks as per Oracle's less-is-more strategy

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All for nothing

The language will never evolve beyond Java SE 8 Update 202 due to Oracle's licencing shenanigans.

Pushing Verify in Brexit plans more about saving troubled project

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Re: Call me a cynic but....

What on Earth does wrongly harassing, detaining, and deporting British citizens to the Caribbean after half a century of living in the UK have to with EU freedom of movement? You've surpassed yourself this time, and that's quite a high bar.

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Re: Call me a cynic but....

Instead working on the basis that the state exists at the pleasure of the people not the people exist at the pleasure of the state.

Windrush and the Home Office says you're wrong.

They have no way to prove what group they belong to and until a few years ago no need so really that's the maximum expression of what you say, yet that very excuse is used to by the state to say they must leave because they can't prove they're British. 50 years of work and pension apparently don't count.

EU citizens are also being wrongly categorised as pre-settled status instead of settled status, and EU children in care are not being allowed to apply for any status. This will also blow up a few years from now.

We can't run a residency database to save our lives or give people a simple way of knowing and showing that the state recognises their rights. But, hey, we're better than the rest, right?

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Re: Call me a cynic but....

In Spain you can just quote your ID number and they can get the info and give you a half-hearted talking to about not leaving the house without your ID card knowing that everyone at the beach does just that.

As it's the same number which follows you around from 14 (at the latest) till you die everyone can parrot it off, it's not like Germany which does something sane and gives you a new number every time you renew your card. Changing the ID number if you've suffered identity theft is not supported by the system, which is not very clever, but I guess they're still working out how to cope with every business under the sun asking for it even though they strictly shouldn't. Spanish passports used to also just have the ID number too but that changed to a passport number which changed after every renewal.

Right-click opens up terrifying vistas of reality and Windows 95 user's frightful position therein

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Didn't that idea stop working when Disk Optimiser (or whatever it's called) on Windows 7 decided it wanted to empty the recycle bin every month?

Like most of that kind of nonsense, I disabled it after seeing it the first time but many people would have just clicked straight through.

Cloud, internet biz will take a Yellowhammer to the head in 'worst case' no-deal Brexit

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Re: Brexit, the never-ending story

As have you who seem to have confused "project fear" with Yellowhammer and then say people repeating stuff from the document are "repeating lies, lies, lies and lies".

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Re: just a scenario

The talks were chaired by George Mitchell, it was a Clinton administration policy to get an agreement, and the US became known as the guarantor of the GFA. Mitchell also said it couldn't have been done without the EU.

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Re: Brexit, the never-ending story

"What's the worse that can happen? Write it down, then we can prevent it."

If Brexiteers are against pen and paper and writing things down, could they please go forth back to the stone age and leave the rest of us in peace?

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Re: What's in a name?

Page 25 from the House of Commons briefing paper, number 07212, 3 June 2015:

5. Types of referendum

This Bill requires a referendum to be held on the question of the UK’s continued membership of the European Union (EU) before the end of 2017. It does not contain any requirement for the UK Government to implement the results of the referendum, nor set a time limit by which a vote to leave the EU should be implemented. Instead, this is a type of referendum known as pre-legislative or consultative, which enables the electorate to voice an opinion which then influences the Government in its policy decisions. The referendums held in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland in 1997 and 1998 are examples of this type, where opinion was tested before legislation was introduced. The UK does not have constitutional provisions which would require the results of a referendum to be implemented, unlike, for example, the Republic of Ireland, where the circumstances in which a binding referendum should be held are set out in its constitution.

Debates confirming that MPs know it's advisory are to be found in Hansard.

After the referendum, confirmed by the High Court:

Following the 2016 referendum, the High Court confirmed that the result was not legally binding, owing to the constitutional principles of parliamentary sovereignty and representative democracy, and the legislation authorising the referendum did not contain clear words to the contrary.

This means it's the PM's choice to go ahead with Article 50. In the Wilson vs Theresa May case it was found that nothing can be done about Article 50 notification even though irregularities were found in the referendum campaign and the PM knew about them as the court said there was no legal link between the referendum campaign and the PM's decision. Establishment's gonna establish.

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Re: just a scenario

We can now only leave with the EU's permission, and on the EU's terms, which is a disastrous outcome.

Nope, it's pretty much the UK's fault. It tied itself up in red lines, and this is what you get - the red lines are incompatible with upholding the GFA.

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Re: What's in a name?

It would have implemented immediately as there was nothing to implement, it was the status quo, but Nigel Farage said if it were 48-52% the other way it would be unfinished business.

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Re: What's in a name?

I believe the referendum question was clear, the result wasn't a knife edge, and there was an enormous white paper on sale everywhere so people knew what they were voting for.

Nobody published a 500-page Leave plan, they just spent several months saying Brexit would cure every ill the UK had.

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Re: What's in a name?

As everything is tradition, it's probably not a crime. I guess everything, including the sense of shame, will all have to be legally codified.

And to be honest I would have expected Parliament to be unsuspended the next day after the finding in the Scottish court was published and the government then appealing to be able to prorogue it, not them carrying on with Parliament suspended regardless while appealing. But, hey, I'm obviously one of the little people.

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Re: Brexit, the never-ending story

I will reply to the paragraph which lept out at me, since this is about Yellowhammer after all, the rest has been done to death already and who can be arsed repeating the same thing over and over again:

If pro-remain people want to end the idea of project fear it would really help if pro-remain people made the modicum of effort to present a truthful assessment of the situation, rather than providing the distortion of the facts that justifies the concept of project fear.

Yellowhammer is and always has been a government-produced document over post-Brexit outcomes, by definition it can't be "project fear".

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Re: What's in a name?

Jacob Rees-Mogg admitted last week on the radio (LBC) that he doesn't want another referendum as if there were one, Leave would lose, so Parliament is doing its job.

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Re: Yellowhammer's were nice yellow birds

Also, it's an anagram of "Orwell Mayhem".

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Re: facebook

There's no way Demonic Cummings would let that happen, he needs it to influence the electorate and get his sock puppet to spout unaccountable nonsense.

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Re: What's in a name?

It is actually the same apart from the title and random censorship.

So, yet more legal action for misleading parliament on the way.

Facebook: Remember how we promised we weren’t tracking your location? Psych! Can't believe you fell for that

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Re: "...we won’t collect your precise location information when you’re not using the Facebook app.”

Also that means they're going to collecting coarse location information (network cell IDs).

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Re: Skype stays online too

If you must have Skype, Skype Lite only starts up when you open it and stays dead when you kill it.

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Alert

"Facebook’s engineering director for stalking, Paul McDonald"

FTFY.

Wunderlist creator asks Microsoft to sell him back his biz as Redmond updates To Do

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Re: What about "extinguish" do you not understand?

Sorry, what Windows 10 Start Menu is that?

They didn't need to buy out the competition and shut it down just to shamelessly copy features, it's not like they haven't had form just shamelessly copying features anyway. No, MS have to drive people to their own apps by buying up and shutting down other successful apps because up until now MS were worth precisely nothing in the mobile market.

Mozilla Firefox to begin slow rollout of DNS-over-HTTPS by default at the end of the month

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I wonder if that 'on switch' domain will end up in the IWF list?

Meaning you just need to go into about:config and find the other on switch, but anyway.

Mainstream auto makers stuff in more self-driving tech: 8% of new Euro cars have Level 2 smarts

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Re: Level 2 smarts ?

Steering is level 2, you can see the definitions here. That said as it's level 2 you have to be ready to jump in at any time, so if any car manufacturer says that a car has level 2 steering it's probably best to wait for the level 3 version.

Not naming any names *cough* Tesla *cough*.

Now on Amazon Prime: The Amazing Shrinking UK Tax Burden

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Re: Interesting

Here's a thing, there are alternatives to Amazon. Stop your Prime subscription, use Amazon as a directory for 3rd party stores but buy direct from them. You'll find you can do just as well without Bezos' money making machine which seemingly only exists just to take his ego to the stars on the back of money saved by paying the least amount of tax and wages possible.

Apple and Google trade barbs over bugs, digital lothario arrested and Bluekeep gets busy

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Flame

"Google’s post, issued six months after iOS patches were released, creates the false impression of 'mass exploitation' to 'monitor the private activities of entire populations in real time,' stoking fear among all iPhone users that their devices had been compromised. This was never the case," Apple said.

It certainly was if you lived in that area of China. Don't they count?

Tempted to play with that Chinese Zao app for deep-fake frolics? Don't bother if you want to keep your privacy

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Re: Search?

I'm sure The Party already have comprehensive documentation.

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Re: "Robert uploaded a single photo of himself"

From the Twitter thread:

https://www.thispersondoesnotexist.com/

The perfect way to test apps like this, fill in profile photos, etc...

Freebie tier coming to issue-tracking Jira, but you'll have to cough up to unlock the good stuff

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Why should a ticket in the wrong state be such a trauma for Jira? It should be possible to just let some user have admin permission to put it in whatever state it needs to be in, instead what usually happens is someone high-up who doesn't need to be bothered by this ends up cloning the ticket and messing round with it to get it in the right state.

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I just checked now (after logging in again, natch). I want just my tickets in one specific project, the profile page shows every change in reverse date order (so each ticket could appear several times) from all projects and then I have to keep clicking show more.

I'm sure there's a magic query one can write on the issues page, but I can't find it. And as for the output, it doesn't help that Order By dropdown field name search doesn't search by substring and there are 140-odd field names.

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The last time I criticised Jira I was told that it was good for project lifecycle management (I think that means the pretty dashboard for PMs) and Bugzilla wasn't. Oh, and any tickets struck in the wrong status are apparently a site problem, not a Jira problem. So all we need now are excuses for the crappy search, no easy way to get a list of tickets you've contributed to previously, and it continually forgetting the login session.

Business PC sales up as suits flee looming end of support for Windows 7

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Re: Keeping Win7, can pry it out of my cold dead hands...

Visually there's not much difference between these two, but the upgrade is actually a full Win10 reinstall that migrates all applications and user data to the newly installed OS.

So the thing that happened previously once every 3-6 years under careful supervison now happens every six months with no indication as to what's happening to the user who's eventually going to get pissed off and turn the computer off and on again.

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Re: Keeping Win7, can pry it out of my cold dead hands...

The Gigabyte USB 3.0 Driver Injector makes it easy to slipstream USB 3 and SSD drivers onto a Windows 7 install image.

Edit: I didn't see the post by Carl D below until after posting, but the link might be useful.

Blindly accepting network update texts could have pwned your mobe, say researchers

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Re: Slight mix up

I think Checkpoint is referring to Android updates which catch and ignore the fake SIM updates when received.

I guess all it would require is a message app update which would be easy to do through the Play Store or Samsung's Store.

Bus pass or bus ass? Hackers peeved about public transport claim to have reverse engineered ticket app for free rides

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Re: Unghh

They also do Go-Ahead and TfL so those apps will probably be cracked by about this time tomorrow.

Today in tortured tech analogies: Mozilla lets Firefox loose in the hen house, and by hen house, we mean the tracking cookie jar, er...

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Re: Can one remember the present?

https://www.xkcd.com/1013/

Pompey boffin bags €1.3m off EU for dark matter research – shame a no-deal Brexit looks more and more likely

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You might want to look at fellow commentard Martin an gof's follow-up post which goes over the National Grid report.

I'm having trouble finding where to pin the blame on the wind farms and the EU. Note: Hornsey's protection was not configured correctly and has since been adjusted, so this is not a problem with wind farms in general.

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Are you saying the UK can't decide where to invest and doesn't have tax policy leavers now?

I think it's more of a case of won't, not can't.

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Re: Really?

They have an agreement. It seems Johnson and Cummings have decided that an agreement is not important for the UK, so that means there will be no money for UK research projects.

Also, they have decided people don't need to know what will happen after Brexit either.

Good news Flash lovers! Microsoft won't be disabling it by default (so long as you use IE or old Edge)

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Re: ...from the right-click tab context menu

If you don't have the keyboard shortcuts in the menu, how are you supposed to discover them in the first place, blind or otherwise? The days of a 100-page printed manual are over.

See also Firefox's Bookmark All Tabs. Hint: use the Bookmarks menu shortcut Alt + B, not the clicking on the Bookmarks menu heading. Compare. Isn't that absurd?