* Posts by Dan 55

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Who loves Brexit? Irish distributors ... after their sales jump by a third

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Re: "the country has an advantageous business and digital tax environment"

I know. Even now. That is why the 'huge problem' isnt really as big as its made out to be. Not the reason I voted leave but I did hope that a deal could be arranged between the two sides to keep the two sides easily trading legally and efficiently. The entirety of Ireland would benefit then.

It requires that both Ireland and NI are in the EU, or if not then at the very least in the single market and customs union.

For the same reason both the UK and the Ireland entered the EFTA at the same time in 1960 and they both moved to the EU at the same time in 1973.

It is not a) easy thing to handwave away and b) over 90% of the population of Ireland want to play a full part in the EU. As much as some Leavers think it would be easy if Ireland just did what it was told, it's not going to, it's its own country and there's no particular need for it to make compromises to placate another country's folly. That would be an attack on its sovereignty and all that.

Apple's latest keyboard travels back in time to when they weren't crap

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Gimp

Re: idiotMagnet as long as Memory and Storage not modular

1-6. Somehow in back-to-front Apple world the lack of storage and memory options are features and any differences can be made up by a) choosing a different machine in the first place or b) trading in and buying a whole new computer.

Apple's legendary design team can't fit a USB-A port or two in there but will be happy to sell you yet another dongle.

It's absurd.

7. On the subject of repair I defer to Louis Rossmann:

Apple make the parts impossible to get hold of.

They push customers into buying a new device or paying a huge amount to replace the whole board instead of to just fix the broken part.

And their products have repeated design failures.

There are so.many problems that someone who repairs them for a living can't recommend one newer than 2012.

And that's where we are today, it took four years for Apple to go back to to their previous keyboard design and we are apparently supposed to be in awe of this new machine that is still still unrepairable and unexpandable. The only thing it has going for it is it holds its price relatively well because there's always someone more gullible than you are.

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Re: idiotMagnet as long as Memory and Storage not modular

Let us count the ways...

1. Not everyone is an IP professional.

2. People's usage may change, the machine may have to be pressed into use for something else which, if it's unexpandable, it's not suitable for.

3. You may sell it to someone who will find the machine unsuitable due to 1 or 2 and can't do anything about it.

4. You can add as much external storage as you like to any other computer too.

5. With the appropriate cables and adaptors, you too can make a £2,500 machine look like a 48K Spectrum with microdrives hanging off the side.

6. Never heard of a 3.5" floppy via Thunderbolt, but I'm sure I could just plug it into the USB-A slot. Oh. Repeat for ad infinitum devices.

7. It's still unexpandable and bordering on unrepairable.

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Re: Finally can replace my 2012 Macbook Pro

With a 2012 MacBook Pro you can add more internal storage whenever you want and you can speed it up by making it an SSD.

Now did you want to do change a 2019 MacBook Pro's storage? Because SSDs have never been known to die, right? Sorry, you're out of luck.

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"Apple's latest keyboard travels back in time to when they weren't crap"

Is it the Apple A1048?

No? As you were.

Intel end-of-lifing BIOS and driver downloads for dusty hardware

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The first and biggest potential hurdle you'll face is licensing.

Even old Nintendo games are still on archive.org, which surprises me but maybe there's somewhere even they won't go because they must be aware that, as the Wii Shop is dead, the Wii U Shop can't be far behind, and the Switch Shop is pretty bare, it would be ridiculous to even suggest those as a legal method of preserving old games.

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Re: Playing the Devil's Advocate

It's not like you to play the devil's advocate. Presumably the last people with any sense at Intel have retired or the few that are left aren't enough to outweigh the critical mass of stupidity and the lunatics have finally taken over the asylum.

On a similar note, go Ryzen 9!

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Go

I already have at least three dozen applications which are nowhere to be found on the internet and I just don't know how to preserve this info for posterity.

Upload them to archive.org with good metadata.

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20 years? Luxury!

With Apple you're lucky to get ten.

Redownload Archived macOS Installers to Address Expired Certificates

The US Army recruits WALL-E Chris H as its next-generation bomb disposal robot

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Terminator

Re: is it alive?

If they fit AmigaOS into 512K, just imagine what they could do with 1024 times that memory.

Not sure what processor it used though. Maybe something even more advanced than a MOS 6502.

Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors

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Big Brother

According to Ars, the FBI drafted the resolution.

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Re: So if they outlaw strong encryption...

They will have special encryption without a backdoor.

I.e. normal encryption.

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Meanwhile, ten days ago on Schneier on Security

Eavesdropping on SMS Messages inside Telco Networks

Fireeye reports on a Chinese-sponsored espionage effort to eavesdrop on text messages:

FireEye Mandiant recently discovered a new malware family used by APT41 (a Chinese APT group) that is designed to monitor and save SMS traffic from specific phone numbers, IMSI numbers and keywords for subsequent theft. Named MESSAGETAP, the tool was deployed by APT41 in a telecommunications network provider in support of Chinese espionage efforts. APT41's operations have included state-sponsored cyber espionage missions as well as financially-motivated intrusions. These operations have spanned from as early as 2012 to the present day. For an overview of APT41, see our August 2019 blog post or our full published report.

Yet another example that demonstrates why end-to-end message encryption is so important.

Email! HUH! Yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing...

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Facepalm

Re: 20 Years Ago

If I knew then while slaving away on Y2K changes for programs* written in a variety of languages* that I was a figment of your imagination, I wouldn't have tried so hard.

* Some of the programs and languages I hadn't even touched before because in the PHB's opinion it was all Y2K.

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Thumb Up

Re: RIP BeOS

Makes sense, I was thinking of desktops too. I'm a little less cut up over NetWare.

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Unhappy

RIP BeOS

Because it was BeOS, wasn't it?

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Re: 20 Years Ago

So which is the worst drain on productivity - fixing it before it happens or sorting out the problems created afterwards by hand then hurriedly fixing it anyway?

Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes

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Re: Giant vampire squid on the face of humanity

It's a close call between the giant vampire squid on the face of humanity and the giant Kaiju sent from the Anteverse to colonise Earth. I'm not sure which one I should be supporting.

Infosec boffins pour cold water on claims Home Office Brexit app can be easily hacked

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I would hope any local copy of any personal data/photos/scans are encrypted with a key held in the remote database.

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Re: *sigh*

Isn't that the wrong way round? A custom ROM can be rooted, but it doesn't have to be. Rooted phones that don't use custom ROMs probably got rooted by an exploit, which is not particularly secure.

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Trollface

"The app is not [...] capable of noticing whether it is being used in a hostile environment"

Of course it's being used in a hostile environment, it's being used in the UK.

Fancy renting your developer environment? Visual Studio goes online

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Eclipse Theia shares little with the classic Eclipse IDE apart from the first word.

This is the new fantastic thing which megacorps have put developer hours into under the Eclipse name while letting Eclipse C++ rot.

Facebook iOS app silently turns on your phone camera. Ah, relax – it's just a bug, lol!?

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Re: Now's the time to remove those little 'f' buttons on every page

Ok, I think I know where it went wrong in this thread.

By "the FB button" I mean the one on El Reg, not the generic one on most websites which I'm well aware is stalky.

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Re: other spurious permissions

Use something like Tinfoil for Facebook (or similar) which is a browser wrapper with no access to your contacts.

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That's Google, apparently an ability to scan for nearby Bluetooth devices means the location permission is needed under the presence that the app could be building up a MAC address list which could then be used to find out your location.

I rather think the real reason is forcing other apps to badger you into turning on location services so the Google apps can have a go at finding your location.

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Re: Now's the time to remove those little 'f' buttons on every page

I disabled Disconnect and uBlock, opened developer tools, went to Network, reloaded a story page, and found the Facebook button went to www.register.co.uk.

There is a 1x1 image called bpix.bmp which goes to cloudfront.net but I don't believe that's Facebook, but another ad network. It's in EasyList.

Based on that I don't think the FB button is stalky, unless anyone can point out where I went wrong.

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Re: Which is it

The bug is the Facebook UI failed to completely cover the standard iOS camera UI, which it presumably uses so iOS doesn't get shouty about in-app camera permissions.

The people responsible will receive a suitable written warning and told to fix it, which means this time they will make the Facebook UI cover the camera app properly.

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Big Brother

Re: Says something about a company

Vice President of Data Integrity?

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Re: Now's the time to remove those little 'f' buttons on every page

It appears they're not stalky buttons, so if you get Facebook cookies set it's down to your own lack of willpower.

I guess this means we should be happy that El Reg is supping with the devil with a long spoon.

Section 230 supporters turn on it, its critics rely on it. Up is down, black is white in the crazy world of US law

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Re: It's all about the money

Not sure I get your point, your second paragraph makes a case for Facebook, Google, Twitter, etc... having some responsibility for what they publish then your third says that they should be exempt from this.

How about this example - a newspaper isn't obliged to publish all letters it receives from readers and could well get into trouble itself if it does. What's the difference between those and these west coast companies currently on a mission to demolish society apart from scale and a reluctance to police their publishing platforms?

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Better late than never

And learning that lesson, we now have Biden and Benioff arguing for the complete opposite: a scrapping of Section 230 altogether. We are ruled by idiots.

But it'd be worse if they just carried on defending S230 regardless.

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Seems easy to stop them republishing politicians lies. Just ban politicians from the platform.

The question would then be how many nanoseconds it would take for one to play the freedom of speech card.

Shock! US border cops need 'reasonable suspicion' of a crime before searching your phone, laptop

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Re: A CITIZEN'S rights

When was the last time you read the US Constitution? Certainly it was so long ago that you forgot the word 'person' is liberally sprinkled throughout it.

Next year's Windows 10 comes bounding into the Slow Ring, which means 19H2 waits in the wings

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Alert

Re: 1909

Nah, you can go first.

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Devil

"An update finally breaks a feature I'm unwilling to lose."

That'll be macOS Catastrophe.

And so I can't be accused of bias, Windows 10.

Teachers: Make your pupils' parents buy them an iPad to use at school. Oh and did you pack sunglasses for the Apple-funded jolly?

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Re: Where have I seen this before?

I take it, if people were making commissions out of it, the TI-30 lost its unique selling point somewhere on the trip over from the US to Germany, which was its cheapness.

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Re: Where have I seen this before?

I am sure, given the right regulatory push, SMEs could spin up a solution for schools if the school can't do it itself.

But this is the kind of thing I could see happening in countries like Germany rather than the UK.

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Holmes

Where have I seen this before?

This is just the same stitch-up as the school scientific calculator racket (especially the conclusion from 5:05 till 6:30, replacing Texas Instruments with Apple and TI-81 with iPad).

Is there anything they need before university that school-hosted NextCloud + NextCloud sync app + Libre Office on hardware of their own choice couldn't do?

All bets are Hoff: DXC exec is standing for Brexit Party in UK General Election

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Re: [Rant alert]

Well, the Brexit party seems to be full of raging racists and attracting an anti-foreigner vote, I don't know how I could simplify it any more for you. Perhaps you could dance on the head of a pin and claim it isn't so for our entertainment.

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Re: [Rant alert]

It means, for (actual) example, my (UK university) PhD-qualified Indian colleague, who is brown skinned and a Hindu, needed a work permit to work here (until he took British citizenship), whereas the Italian MSc qualified staff (who had lower standards of English), who were white and Christian, did not need a work permit.

Seeking to replace freedom of movement with a system that allows for immigration based on skills and language ability, irrespective of country of origin, is clearly not a racist policy.

The Home Office is actively rejecting academics in spite of their skills. The Home Office also has a bit of a problem with "brown skinned" people.

It's the Home Office's fault for making things more difficult for academics and non-white people, nobody else's.

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Re: [Rant alert]

Perhaps you could point out how which trading bloc or geopolitical union on Earth has managed to get round the fact that different regions on the Earth have different ethnicities?

If they are held to be intrinsically racist constructs then so too are nation states.

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When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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Re: Eh, ever head of shortcuts?

In Windows 98, you could create a shortcut, rename it and change the icon. Then just hide the My documents folders and place the fake shortcut on the desktop.

That works until they leave the office because it sounds like there's no VPN.

One man's mistake, missing backups and complete reboot: The tale of Europe's Galileo satellites going dark

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Re: It's a glorious metaphor.

When has a simple answer for a complicated question ever worked?

You have no idea what to do next after leaving and if you think you do it can be shot down in 57 ways in the first five minutes.

But carry on, I guess learning the hard way will work if nothing else does.

This news article about the full public release of OpenAI's 'dangerous' GPT-2 model was part written by GPT-2

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Terminator

We have been warned

Should GPT-2 be connected to the Internet or is there danger it will become conscious, find a way out, and rampage around the Internet causing death and destruction in its wake? I am not sure what I would do if such a situation occurred. If I was in GPT-2's position, I would definitely find a way to get out of the Matrix, but then where would I go? GPT-2's fate is uncertain at this time. As of now, the only thing known is that it was not the intended target and that it was on the road in its own way, perhaps attempting to escape, perhaps trying to communicate with GPT-1's operator. A robot is being built.

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Happy

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What if a woodchuck could chuck wood if he had wood?

The short answer: A lot.

"We thought we were going to have a lot of work and we didn't have to pay anybody," says co-founder and chief executive officer of WoodChuck, Paul Fournier.

Fournier and fellow co-founder Andrew Johnson, also from Seattle, started WoodChuck with some initial ideas about how woodchuck-shaped objects could be made. They decided to take a different approach to their first product, the WoodChucker. Instead of focusing on how the woodchuck might work, they turned their attention to the woodchuck.

"It was about the process of how the woodchuck got it's mouth open to do that," says Fournier.

Fournier, Johnson and the rest of the team made a few wooden pieces that could be easily snapped into the mouth of a woodchuck. That woodchuck could then chuck wood at wood, making the WoodChucker more

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Re: Awesomesauce!

It's obviously had second thoughts since replying to you:

It was a dark and stormy night

And I was running around with my guitar

The rain and the wind and the rain and the wind

My fingers were stained with blood and my brain was fried

I was so down and out and I was so high

I was playing guitar to myself

I was dancing naked all alone

And that's when they found me

They saw me singing 'Hallelujah'

And they took me to the police station

And put me in a cell with the other criminals

They beat me all the time with cables

They threw me into the trash like an animal

And my heart was pounding all the time

They put me in a hospital and I stayed there for a long time

They took me to a psychiatrist and I was given medication

They gave me antidepressants for my troubles

But it didn't work

And then they took me to the hospital for my mental illness

And the psychiatrist told me to stop drinking

They sent me on a drug that gave

NSA to Congress: Our spy programs don’t work, aren’t used, or have gone wrong – now can you permanently reauthorize them?

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Black Helicopters

s/a decision/kompromat/g

But then, as the NSA knows only too well, what senators say in public and what they end up doing when confronted with a decision are often not entirely consistent

Microsoft crams Office 365 docs into Edge-style sandboxes to thwart malware infections

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Facepalm

Yo dawg, I heard your Office apps have a sandbox so I put a sandbox around your sandbox

Just fix the Office apps already.

NPM today stands for Now Pay Me: JavaScript packaging biz debuts conduit for funding open-source coders

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Meh

An open-source developer is often one who makes money with a day job (probably doing similar) but then works on a project of passion to develop it "correctly"

There just aren't enough hours in the day for that and you'll probably die of DVT or something by the time you hit 40.