* Posts by Dan 55

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Theranos vampire lives on: Owner of failed blood-testing biz's patents sues maker of actual COVID-19-testing kit

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

You have a good 7-14 days before lockdown takes effect, so you shouldn't wait until the curve takes off before doing it. In fact you don't even know when the curve will take off because you're not testing asymptomatic and systematic people (some will have had flu, some will have this, if you don't test you will never know). You're just waiting for the dead bodies to pile up before deciding to do something to bring it back down to the level that you should have started mass testing and monitoring in the first place.

I restate that if there's no testing, no lockdown, and no monitoring of people's contacts and where they've been then it's not science-driven, it's just handwavey political bullshit.

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Joke

Re: CoVID 19 Witch hunts

I could care less.

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

Yes, people criticise lockdowns because they think it's not obvious how to stop the lockdown but once you have got the numbers under control with a lockdown you move to the South Korean model of constant testing and monitoring.

The question is how is the UK's unique laissez faire solution any better? It basically amounts to letting people die and not having to do much as if that were something commendable because then you don't have to think about what to do next.

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

It was not necessary for the UK to wait for this report which was released yesterday before taking action. Action could have been taken before following the Asian countries' lead (and it's hardly unknown ground given the previous pandemics) and refined with the release of this report.

But it's nice to see that the UK has finally decided that more testing is worthwhile. Shame they're still not testing NHS workers as a pretty basic requirement for fighting this virus is that staff are disease free and do not spread it amongst themselves, patients who are in hospital for other reasons, or visitors.

The UK's 'business friendly' approach is cod-science bullshit. Nobody still really knows if the virus mutates or not, this year's immunity might mean nothing next year. People need to be cured and the spread of the virus needs to be stopped, now.

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Re: Pitch forks unnecessary, Karma is good enough

Especially testing and isolating, but the UK still has its head in a bucket or has decided that it can write off people's lives because it's cheaper.

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Re: CoVID 19 Witch hunts

Patent override, job done... if it weren't for the fact that governments aren't in hock to lobbyists.

Apple updates iPad Pro with a trackpad, faster processor. Is it a real computer now?

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Re: Trackpad is a misunderstanding

The idea is you put it on a plinth and marvel at its wonderful design language. Anything else like running software detracts from that.

The show Musk go on: Tesla defies Silicon Valley coronavirus lockdown order, keeps Fremont factory open

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Could be worse

We all know Musk is a slave driver but people have to be there to make cars. What's Charter's excuse for banning working from home?

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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Re: You mean?

If you have to use Teams on your mobile in a crisis then you won't be using it for long. You'd have hard time finding an app which hammers the battery as much as Teams.

America: We'll send citizens cash checks amid coronavirus financial hardship. UK: We'll offer £330bn in biz loans

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Re: Germany

The thing is, the UK is not closing things down by law, just saying things like "it'd be best if you don't go to the pub or restaurants or cinemas".

People don't go to them, insurance companies say there's no law forcing businesses to close down, businesses go to the wall.

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Taxachussetts

Who's smug about their tax rate now?

The rest can scrabble around for scraps off Trump's table.

Apple reopens stores in China as Middle Kingdom regains control of COVID-19 – after closing all its outlets in Italy

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Re: Well

For the record, ballcocks.

Britain's bars and restaurants are doomed – unless the government acts now

I am a food and drink journalist, but last night I felt more like a grief counsellor. After Boris Johnson’s announcement that the public should avoid pubs and restaurants, their owners were bewildered, stricken, livid.

“In our industry that’s the worst thing he could have done,” said one “blindsided” bar owner who had expected a total shutdown – an involuntary closure that would have potentially allowed venues to trigger their business interruption insurance.

Instead, restaurateurs were left hanging. No insurance. No rescue package. No customers. With the added PR disaster that, as one put it: “If you stay open you’re seen as someone who doesn’t care about your community or staff.” Hospitality is not alone. Theatres, cinemas, clubs and music venues are in the same bind. As one friend who works across several of those fields messaged: “Fucking hell!"

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The contrast between the French government’s response – €300bn of state-guaranteed bank loans with the promise: “No business will fail’’ – and that of our own government could not be more stark. The piecemeal efforts in last week’s budget to protect hospitality and the arts were pathetic. Business rate holidays for smaller operators and statutory sick-pay refunds for businesses that employ less than 250 was a fraction of the action needed. To survive this, such businesses need immediate permission to waive-not-defer (any deferral is simply accruing debt), rent and business loan repayments, utility bills, all tax and NI obligations. Instead, they are left at the mercy of an imploding market. One operator I spoke to, who had contacted HMRC to spread his corporation tax payments, was simply told this was not possible.

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Re: Well

Only one country's experts are saying the British government's approach is right. And they're from the UK and usually found either side of Boris Johnson.

I don't think viruses recognise English exceptionalism.

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Re: Well

Coupled with this 'plan', it means that the most oldest and most vulnerable in society who can't fight off this disease will get infected and die. And also the not so old and vulnerable... an Italian patient who went to hospital just over three weeks ago is under 40 only just got out the ICU.

So, yeah, I've got a chip on my shoulder about that. Is that a problem for you?

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Re: reasons not to close schools...

Getting people to just act sensibly over a long period is much easier than a lockdown, and although the overall number of people who catch it will be about the same the peak will be spread out, to levels where the NHS can cope.

If you want to stop a virus spreading, you have to stop people spreading it. Doing absolutely nothing apart from suggesting people wash their hands a bit more (or for some people, suggesting that they wash their hands) doesn't really cut it.

Remember, it's a virus. You can't "cure" it. Sooner or later we all need to catch it, or be vaccinated against it, those are the only ways to stop the spread. It takes 6-9 months minimum to develop a vaccine, so it needs to be managed at a low level until then. Lockdown won't work, as France and Italy will discover.

How come Asian countries which locked down are now getting on top of it then?

'Do not let this fire burn': WHO warns Europe over coronavirus

Tedros stressed that countries should take a comprehensive approach. “Not testing alone,” he said. “Not contact tracing alone. Not quarantine alone. Not social distancing alone. Do it all. Find, isolate, test and treat every case, to break the chains of transmission … Do not just let this fire burn.”

The British government's response - actively choosing to stop community testing, deciding not to even bother trying to trace people who might have come into someone diagnosed with Covid-19, allowing people to behave as usual, is wrong-headed, irresponsible, and a complete contradiction of WHO guidelines and the opposite of what Asian countries have done.

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Re: Well

Well be a sport and post a link to an article which a favourable comparison, then, in either English or French, because I can't find one in the English-speaking press.

By the way: "The idea that countries should shift from containment to mitigation is wrong and dangerous.” - WHO.

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Re: Well

Sorry, are you actually comparing the UK's lack of action favourably against France's?

The Tories might be more prepared to prop businesses up (I don't know, I haven't found an article comparing the two), but actual steps taken to stop people becoming infected look particularly weak compared to other countries.

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Re: Well

I think it goes like this:

- Experts say what's needed.

- Johnson says "no, you've got no money and no lockdown and we're barely prepared to lift a finger, what can you do with that?"

- Experts say what they can do with that on TV.

- Johnson says "say goodbye to your loved ones".

"Herd immunity" sounds very Dominic Cummings, don't you think?

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They basically didn't mess about and decided that it was better to get the economic hit over and done with. Places like South Korea, Singapore, and Taiwan had plans ready to go.

Singapore was ready for COVID-19—other countries, take note

Note: Democratic countries can also have plans ready to go. It is not necessary to dismantle the pandemic response department (US) or call muddling through it a plan (UK).

India crowdsources COVID-19 response – startups told to make YouTube vids to win

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Re: A little Graph Theory can be dangerous ...

Compare the John Hopkins University map with European countries' measures in a table half-way down this article.

The UK is indeed dawdling, other countries have taken harsher measures with fewer infections, but it's nice to see Johnson's finally done an about turn on the cod-science 'herd immunity' bullshit where herd immunity is gained by real-life infection instead of vaccination. Such nonsense is unsustainable even for Johnson.

Facebook does the right thing for once: Joins Google, LinkedIn, Microsoft, Reddit, Twitter, YouTube to clean out dodgy COVID-19 info

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Flame

Nice to see they draw the line at plain wrong health information, shame they didn't draw the line at plain wrong political stuff which put populist idiots in charge in the first place who are now unable to respond and do stupid stuff like wind down the pandemic office or say they want to "wait until it's the right time" as an excuse for doing nothing (hint: anyone with half a brain could see what was happening, if you want to see two weeks into the future, look at Italy and one week into the future, look at Spain).

Microsoft's GitHub absorbs NPM into its code-hosting empire: JavaScript library vault used by 12 million devs now under Redmond's roof

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Big Brother

Google Analytics

MS now has its own version for tracking web use.

Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

Zoom goes boom, Teams tears at seams: Technology stumbles at the first hurdle for this homeworking malarkey

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Facepalm

Hangouts seems to have held up the best

They'll be why they're killing it at the end of the year.

Microsoft Teams gets off to a wobbly start as the world and its cat starts working from home

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Teams is a kind of Electron-driven strings-and-yoghurt pots thing holding Active Directory, Sharepoint, and God knows what else together.

Then every so often Electron decides to run garbage collection and as there's a whole lot of garbage to collect the whole computer grinds to a halt.

Downloading it now to put on another computer and I'd say if it went any slower the browser would time out.

Supply, demand and a scary mountain of debt: The challenges facing IT as COVID-19 grips the global economy

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Stop

Planned obsolescence

It's going to end.

Maybe the wheels will even fall off subscription software too.

The economy won't be able to support such nonsense in the future.

Apple fans may think they can't get viruses but Cupertino disagrees: WWDC 2020 dev summit goes online-only

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Re: Conferences and summits need to get with the program

Or be connected to be a ventilator, if one can be found for you.

Don't worry, Johnson says he's going to find some more for everyone literally at a time of peak worldwide demand.

Open-source bug bonanza: Vulnerabilities up almost 50 per cent thanks to people actually looking for them

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Re: Forking NVD

You know what it's like as soon as any software can be classified as 'government' or 'enterprise', it suddenly becomes set in stone and never changes for decades.

Avast pulls plug on insecure JavaScript engine in its security software suite

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WTF?

A JavaScript engine running as root

What could possibly go wrong?

And why did Avast's finest minds not just laugh hysterically and then say "no" when the person who thought of it first shared their idea?

White House turns to Big Tech to fix coronavirus blunders while classifying previous conversations

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WTF?

Well that was a televisual shitfest for the eyes

Americans, you have until 00:00:00 or 23:59:59 on Friday in one of your three timezones to get out of Giliad and into sanctuary in Canada.

I also made the mistake of looking at Trump's Twitter feed to clarify the time thing perhaps expecting a link to more details and bumped into a 50-50 mix between nonsensical bot army and real people also lobotomised down to their level. That's the real pandemic that will wipe out the human race, perhaps Twitter could be socially isolated before it's too late.

The Reg produces exhibit A1: A UK court IT system running Windows XP

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Re: Upgrading an OS isn't a magical solution

ActiveX was the only solution to have the browser communicate with a software installed on the machine of the user

There was Java too. So, between a rock and a hard place.

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Re: Upgrading an OS isn't a magical solution

Er, if you say that to your boss they'll just laugh in your face and call you a pompous idiot? And probably approve something else technically stupid just to get under your skin even more.

Hello, support? What do I click if I want some cash?

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Like a Virgin, hacked for the very first time... UK broadband ISP spills 900,000 punters' records into wrong hands from insecure database

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Re: How to be vigilant...

Do beardy old men count as suspicious?

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Re: I've had marketing disabled since 2017, had the email

I guess Virgin are about to find out the hard way (hopefully) that adding a gdpr_consent column to the table but keeping the same information anyway is not the right thing to do.

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Re: I've had marketing disabled since 2017, had the email

You didn't give them consent to do anything with it, but they're still hoarding it like Gollum hoards his precious.

You'll get your money – when this bank has upgraded Windows 7... or bought extended support

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Bank of Matress.

'Unfixable' boot ROM security flaw in millions of Intel chips could spell 'utter chaos' for DRM, file encryption, etc

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Re: And none of this is important

Remotely via the ME which nobody particularly wanted in their computers anyway? Which malicious actor put that there?

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Black Helicopters

That's what they want you to think

Like a digital janitor, the CSME works behind the scenes, below the operating system, hypervisor, and firmware, performing lots of crucial low-level tasks, such as bringing up the computer, controlling power levels, starting the main processor chips, verifying and booting the motherboard firmware, and providing cryptographic functions.

Google found they could delete most of the ME and UEFI. Maybe it'll be possible to wipe practically everything with this exploit.

Sadly, the web has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase 'nothing is true; everything is permitted'

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Holmes

Re: "...could I borrow $60 (US) via PayPal..."

Actually his friend is locked out because he didn't use 2FA and now this scammer has got hold of his email account to scam the author. You can tell it's a scam because the scammer is taking care to mention these two things and say the complete opposite.

Also, the scammer is probably sending the e-mail from a part of the world where hotels supplying computers is still relatively common.

Brit MPs, US senators ramp up pressure on UK.gov to switch off that green-light for Huawei 5G gear

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We seem to have a political class obsessed with re-living the glories of WW2 who were all born after WW2. All you need to be able pontificate on about it is consuming a load of post-war films, comics, and books in your formative years where plucky little England faced the enemy alone and won against all the odds and, for extra points, a private education where the clock is set about 50 years behind.

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Meh

Re: I remember...

What happens when political dogshit peddlers get involved in tech?

Download this update from mybrowser.microsoft.com. Oh, sorry, that was malware on a hijacked sub-domain. Oops

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Re: Pedant

Funny how MS are all for blurring the lines between desktop and Internet except when it suits them not to.

It is 50 years since Blighty began a homegrown and all-too-brief foray into space

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Black Prince

There was also the proposed Black Prince rocket (aka Blue Streak Satellite Launch Vehicle) which was canned at the same time.

It seems, after trying and failing to get other countries to pay for it, the parts of the projects which could be used for ballistic missiles were dropped in favour of US weaponry and the parts of the projects which could be used for space were canned.

In other words the UK's usual aversion to spending money on anything in spite of having the ideas.

Broadband providers can now flog Openreach's new IP voice network in bid to ditch UK's copper phone lines by 2025

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I've used a fibre modem-router which claimed to be able to drive the POTS wiring in the house by plugging it into a phone socket and the rest of the phones are connected as normal to their phone sockets. In practice the current supplied by the router was too feeble to drive more than one phone.

Fancy that: Hacking airliner systems doesn't make them magically fall out of the sky

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Re: TL;DR

Ask a MAX pilot for the answer to that.

Maersk prepares to lay off the Maidenhead staffers who rescued it from NotPetya super-pwnage

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Re: Disappointing

This is what someone very important in Maersk said less than two years ago:

Snabe plans to ensure Maersk learns from the "very significant wake-up call" that was the attack and turn its experience into a security stance that represents competitive advantage.

He also called for all businesses to stop being naïve about security, saying organisations of any size - even the mightiest - will experience disruptions if they don't take security seriously.

So much for that, then.

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The notion that only Brussels stands in the way of a barrage of deregulation betrays not just a misunderstanding of the way the EU operates but also a deep and irrational pessimism on the left, a belief that the Conservatives will be in power for ever no matter what they do.

How did Lexit work out for Corbyn, or is he still playing the long game?

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Facepalm

Re: Consultation is shot to pieces then

Seems they outsourced the recruitment as well if they managed a fail like that.

UK.gov lays out COVID-19 guidance as the tech supply chain considers its own

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Re: Government Guidance

Presumably it will be along the lines of 'Protect and Survive' - putting a Paper Bag over your head and then lying down ?

First you have to propose a commission about whether or not bathrooms need to be stocked with soap.

It's only a game: Lara Croft won't save enterprise tech – but Jet Set Willy could

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Re: ZX Spectrum != Legacy corporate IT

Imagine a mid-80s DOS machine running something, both DOS and the software came with lifetime licences (as was done then), why would they need any more patches?

Now put this esoteric software on an emulator or a VM on a Windows 10 machine. Now you do have a problem with updates and licences and the possibility that the emulator or VM won't replicate everything 100%.

The last person in the company who understands it has 18 months to write and rewrite a document until the PFY can follow the instructions. That's not an insurmountable problem.