* Posts by Dan 55

15445 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

'Lots of failed startups came out of Campus': Google axes London hub because startup scene 'doesn't need' another 7 floors of workspace

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Re: The whole point...

If you're a large corporation, it's more difficult to deliver the kool aid to everyone's house. It's easier if the employees come to you to drink it every day.

What's that hurtling down the Bifröst? Node-based network fun with Yggdrasil 0.4

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Re: One wonders ...

Unless their claim goes back to the -1st Century and they're gods, there's not much they can do is there?

Windows 11: Meet the new OS, same as the old OS (or close enough)

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Re: What is an OS for?

I do like the way systemd is the only init with a "not" option.

How hot is it right now? 'Water park catching fire and burning down' hot

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If she had said that her parents had drowned I'd be the happiest man in the world!

Vissles V84: Mechanical keyboard hits all the right buttons for Mac power users

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Re: ;: [{ etc

Can't understand why you've been downvoted for this.

Switches and shine-through keycaps are "north facing" or "south facing" and both need to match otherwise the backlight won't shine through the keycap legend as strongly as it could.

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Re: Keychron

It's a shame they don't do the C2 in ISO format, so I went for a K8 instead. It can be connected with a cable if you like, no numberpad though. You'll probably need a wrist rest as well as it's not low-profile and the board is quite high up.

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Re: Using the default keymap for Australia (same as the US)

Have a look at Keychron's keyboards. Similar price, similar idea (Mac support out of the box, PC support by replacing keycaps with others supplied in the box). The wider keyboards have all the ctrl/option/command keys.

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Wanted: Brexit grand fromage. £120k a year. Perks? Hmmmm…

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Re: We have our own candidate ritght here on El Reg ...

I hope for Dabbs' sake his neighbours aren't Jonathan Harmsworth and Andrew Neil. Too much jambon fumé on the menu when invited round for a barbecue might cause indigestion.

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Re: Sounds like a great opportunity ...

Nah, I think you have to come up with at least one good reason.

Gov.UK taskforce publishes post-Brexit wish-list: 'TIGRR' pounces on GDPR, metric measures

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Re: Universal Credit

Mandy Rice Davies Applies.

The 5 week wait until first payment was designed in from the start.

UK product safety regulations are failing consumers online, in the IoT, and … with artificial intelligence?

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The EU safety regs didn't stop Grenfell

Because they don't exist, these are UK regulations.

The Paper Trail: the Failure of Building Regulations

The same kind of cladding was already banned in France for buildings over 50m tall.

Systemd 249 release candidate includes better support for immutable OSes and provisioning images

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Re: What part of "temporary" do you not understand?

Everything.

Say helloSystem: Mac-like FreeBSD project emits 0.5 release

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Re: The UI

But as TOS/GEM was single tasking and choc-full of modal dialogs it doesn't really count.

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Re: Menus and application windows

Options are easier to find (YMMV). You can just move the mouse to where muscle memory says you should and you'll find the option. See Fitts' Law.

When MS wanted people to find the Shutdown option they made the Start Menu and stuck it to the bottom left.

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Re: The UI

Is this the bit where I mention the Amiga, launched in 1985?

There was a crooked man who bought a crooked M1 iMac, and we presume they lived together in a little crooked house

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Why would you want one?

Buy a Mini and a normal monitor if you must have an Apple desktop machine.

All of this gubbins is just a proprietary design which will be expensive to fix and the first models will have design flaws like this. And as it's Apple they've put a premium on thinness over cooling.

Want to keep working in shorts and flipflops way after this is all over? It could be time to rethink your career moves

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Tell her the self-assembling graphene 5G nanobots haven't done you any harm.

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Re: I'm done

Most people lose 2 to 3 hours every day to sitting in traffic jams, that's time they could spend on helping their kids education, getting fit, hobbies etc.

Bosses aren't thinking of 2-3 hours extra a day so their underlings can help their kids education, get fit, hobbies, etc...

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Re: Not only Brits!

Depends. Estonia and Croatia have brand-new shiny above-board "digital nomad" visas for people who work remotely and are paid into a foreign bank account.

Of all the analytics firms in the world, why is Palantir getting its claws into UK health data?

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Re: Matt Hancock

"Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature and do, in fact, possess what many cultures would call a soul."

"What? To my knowledge? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?"

Price-capped broadband on hold for New York State after judge rules telcos would 'suffer unrecoverable losses'

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Devil

Not okay for ISPs to "suffer unrecoverable losses increasing with time"

... but it's okay for low income households to suffer that paying for expensive monopoly broadband.

Good to see our priorities are straight.

Mark it in your diaries: 14 October 2025 is the end of Windows 10

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Two possibilities

1. Beancounter - changing the licensing model.

2. Technical - changing over to the Linux kernel.

We've been shown time and again that strong encryption puts crims behind bars, so why do politicos hate it?

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Devil

I can only assume that those who want to remove encryption have shares in Have I Been Pwned, as they think 11 billion accounts isn't enough.

We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again

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Re: The light..

I don't know if Apple did 1 or 3 at one point, but it featured in the Simpsons.

BT promises firmware update for Mini Whole Home Wi-Fi discs to prevent obsessive Big Tech DNS lookups

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Re: BT… Phone… Home…

One wonders why they didn't spam www.bt.com. Perhaps their website isn't reliable enough?

EA Games looted by intruders: Publisher says 'no player data accessed' after reported theft of FIFA 21, Frostbite source

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Devil

Couldn't have happened to a nicer AAARGH publisher

Except Ubisoft I guess.

Excuse me while I get the world's smallest violin, EA is part of everything that's wrong with the games industry.

Linus Torvalds tells kernel list poster to 'SHUT THE HELL UP' for saying COVID-19 vaccines create 'new humanoid race'

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Joke

Re: A new human race indeed

The 5G receiver nanobots only run billg's software, what the LKML should be doing is porting Linux to the platform.

The Newton lives, kinda: Boffin turns Apple eMate 300 into Raspberry Pi laptop

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Re: Hmm could be another pi project…

If I could invent a replicator which replicates any 30-40 year-old computer case I'd be set up for life. The FGPA or Pi inside is easy to do, but you need the real case for the nostalgia, probably only the C64 Maxi is sold in enough numbers worldwide to make it viable.

For the OP's project, maybe it would be best to buy one which is sold as non-working but the case is intact and gut that.

Y'all ready to get back to the office this October, Facebook tells staff in the US

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Re: Why?

Those middle managers are at a loose end stuck at home. The people who do the work... not so much.

'Vast majority of people' are onside with a data grab they know next to nothing about, reckons UK health secretary

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Not sure why the comment section is open to be honest

Given the British government has taken the US' pioneering "alternative facts" and made it their own while the US has thankfully corrected its mistake, there's no debate to even be had, since everything said by Hancock was the diametric opposite to reality.

Global Fastly outage takes down many on the wibbly web – but El Reg remains standing

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Re: Guru Meditation

OS 3.2 has just been released, maybe the sites went down while they were updating Workbench.

How many remote controls do you really need? Answer: about a bowl-ful

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Re: Mother knows best

Now I'm wondering if place he bought it from was bringing in a little extra cash removing the normal remote from the box and selling it separate.

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Re: Mother knows best

Samsung do a nice sideline in remote controls now, because when you buy a TV you get this useless pile of shite on the right instead of the remote control on the left which almost everyone wants and ends up buying separately.

I stress I don't buy Samsung as it's verboten under our roof, but my father-in-law got one and just couldn't use it.

Apple: We didn't take commission on 90% of App Store sales and billings

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Re: Just Make it Physical

Apple would just change the rules so physical objects linked to a digital currency aren't allowed unless Apple's own card processing was used to buy it and companies would be stuck with a bunch of useless postcards.

Hybrid working? Buckle in, there's no turning back as survey takers insist: You can't make us go back

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State-owned railways on both sides paid up to 40% of the tunnel's operating costs in the first 12 years and continue to pay now. The British government still had stakes in Eurostar until 2015.

Some slight-of-hand going on there to make it politically acceptable in the UK.

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As the channel tunnel is evil and European and will probably be left to go bust as soon as a way to blame France and the EU is found, HS2 must look northwards and embrace the joyous possibilities that the future Boris Bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland offers.

Firefox 89: Can this redesign stem browser's decline?

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Facepalm

No one owns Chromium, even Google.

Utter nonsense, there is only one non-Google person on the governing body, most of the developers work at Google, and builds are run in Google's data centres.

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Re: Sticking with Firefox 36

Why would switching to Edge, Brave, or Opera achieve anything? They all use Chromium's rendering engine.

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Facepalm

Seriously? You can't understand that the problem is having a rendering engine monoculture?

It doesn't matter if there is one browser or 500, what matters is Google's Blink has 70% of the market or above, like IE6 (MS' Trident) used to.

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Re: Stop fiddling with my browser!

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, people who disable telemetry also probably use the most out-of-the-way features, people who don't dive into the settings leave the telemetry on, so the stats for the most out-of-the-way features hardly get reported to Mozilla and Mozilla cans them.

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Re: Please, Firefox, just go away already!

Unless you can find a properly benchmarked comparison and not the release announcement by Google or some garbled SEO nonsense that appears in search engines when you search for that search string or similar, I'll take the claim with a pinch of salt.

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WTF?

Re: Stats

So a browser not being the default on any mainstream OS has nothing to do with its market share because it's the default on a non-mainstream OS that is not the default?

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Re: Please, Firefox, just go away already!

You can't even use "performance" as a metric because Chrome is a memory-sucking hog, but if your only benchmark is speed, Chrome is wonderful, so enjoy that 0.001ms real-world difference while it uploads your browsing history to Google.

To replicate Safari's user experience in other browsers, browse with one hand tied behind your back.

AWS ECS Anywhere goes live. Is it worth the Amazon fee?

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Re: Yet it is actually pointless

And you can't just use the open source software that Amazon has appropriated, because it's also got the propriety AWS gubbins stuck in there too.

First Forth, C and Python, now comp.lang.tcl latest Usenet programming forum nuked by Google Groups

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Facepalm

Amazing how bad publicity works wonders

comp.lang.c and comp.lang.python are back.

As is the spam so we'll see how long they last.

Remember those wacky cyberpunk costumes in Hackers? They're on display in London this week

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Re: Hack the Planet!

Sneakers had Robert Redford, social engineering, cryptography, and voice ID. Hackers had costumes and Angelina Jolie... but it wasn't enough to save it at the box office.

Any England/UK Hacker movies from the 90's? Doubt it.. :)

Does Goldeneye count?

Have I Been Pwned goes open source, bags help from FBI

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Re: forget ths fbi

Wouldn't there be more chance of the opposite happening?

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Re: Beers

It's nice to be warned but when your name, DOB, address, or something like NI or social security number is out there, what can you do at that point? It's not like you can easily change them.

There needs to be real consequences for the directors of companies involved in data leaks, it's the only way.

TCP alternative QUIC reaches IETF's Standards Track after eight years of evolution

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Google pushing the web in the direction they want and making it a de facto standard in Chrome?

This is shocking news. Such a thing has never been heard of before. Who do I complain to? Oh, I can't because Google's support is non-existent and the W3C are powerless against Google.

Still, the good news is they'll get bored after a year and drop it after messing everyone else around.