* Posts by Dan 55

15423 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Can we interest you in a $10 pocket calculator powered by Android 9?

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Re: Ok... I have to ask

AOSP comes with a calculator app so you wouldn't need to write an app either.

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Re: Ok... I have to ask

Windows calculator actually does phone home. I think it's just a data fetish at this point.

Now we're building computers from lab-grown brain cells

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Brain and brain, what is brain?

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brain in a box

Suddenly had a flashback to Tales Of The Unexpected - 'William and Mary'. I wasn't traumatised by this at all, oh no.

Arm co-founder: Britain's chip strat 'couldn’t be any worse'

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Re: Don't go grasping nettles

The car industry got screwed up by non-tarrif barriers due to the B word, which everyone is trying to pretend hasn't happened. Any new fabs will face much the same problem.

Also, no money will be forthcoming unless directorships for chums are available.

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Re: DCMS?

Hurrah, just the CV you need for sciencey stuff.

As she's just moved to the DSIT from the DCMS, she's brought the chip strategy with her in her briefcase/pocket/on the back of a postage stamp, so that bodes well.

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Re: Now there's a challenge

The Tories successfully manage to get away with repeatedly claiming the previous accumulated clusterfucks have nothing to do with them after every change in leadership. It was wearing a bit thin but then luckily for them Truss came along.

Intruder alert: WH Smith hit by another cyber attack

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Re: As someone married to an Ex-WH Smith Employee

If they were using Tasword 2, Vu-File, and Vu-Calc the data would be more secure.

Windows 11 update breaks PCs that dare sport a custom UI

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If you have a custom UI then you could remove the new shortcuts to GlaDOS, sorry, Bing Chat. Obviously the only reasonable thing to do is break everyone's custom UIs.

Signal says it'll shut down in UK if Online Safety Bill approved

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Re: So how does that work then ?

Are you sure there's an account recovery mechanism on Signal? If you mean setting a PIN so other people can't register using your phone number, they don't store your phone number to do that.

You could, if you wanted, register Signal using another phone number.

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Re: So how does that work then ?

Signal don't actually have anyone's phone number, just a hash of it. The change would have to be made in the client.

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Re: You know ...

So making left wing policies for different reasons make them right wing? Okay.

Different parties with different places on the political spectrum can have have the same policy for different reasons, yes.

Regarding the medical cannabis, thousands of people are now using it as it is possible to get a private prescription

That is right, and using the law to carve out a new market just for the private sector is definitely not a classic left-wing policy.

The linked FT "study" is simply bollocks, as they are just parroting the WEF narrative

... and yeah, I can tell this is going to be a productive thread. I'll get off here if you don't mind.

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Re: You know ...

The small business thing is easy to understand. The Tories' biggest donors are now from the financial sector, they want tax cuts and fewer regulations and that's what they get. The welfare state is sacrificed, small business is taxed to make up the difference. That is not left-wing.

The things you list that you claim communists are over the moon about are also things that authoritarians are over the moon about.

In practice it is impossible to get an NHS prescription for cannabis. It seems to have been a law made for just for two children who needed it in 2018 to get the public off the government's back, since then the NHS won't fund or prescribe it.

Finally same-sex marriage was passed into law relatively late compared to neighbouring countries and opposite-sex couples couldn't even enter into a civil partnership until 2019. It took a long time for the UK to allow something as common sense as civil partnerships and marriage for both same-sex and opposite-sex couples. Nothing particularly left-wing about that.

When Truss had her mayfly-like premiership an FT study found this:

Study names Tories as ‘most right-wing government’ in the world

Since then the Tories have inched back, but only because they realised they were boiling the frog a little too quickly.

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Re: You know ...

Please highlight a left-wing policy from the Tories, if you would.

The only reason some people call it left wing is their Overton window has sadly become unhinged and they're now under the impression that Atilla the Hun was a centrist dad.

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Re: So how does that work then ?

How would this even work if you're at the Scottish border? One step north to apply Scottish law, two steps south to apply English law?

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Re: I suppose we should be thankful for an actual UK story, but...

Someone burglarized El Reg's dictionary.

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Re: So how does that work then ?

Not even that, if it's on an England-and-Wales based device.

I'm sure the Home Office have got it all thought out, there must be an IP subnet reserved just for E&W or something.

Ford seeks patent for cars that ditch you if payments missed

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Re: Tell me you're middle-class without telling me etc etc

If you think that's bad wait till you see what Plan 2025 is - it's a bet to see how many credulous people fall for made-up conspiracy theory bullshit on social media. We seem to have arrived at the peak two years early.

Pop open a cask: Homebrew version 4.0.0 is here

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Re: Probably the only version of UNIX™ without the UNIX

Okay, if the concept which proved useful for both MacOS and Linux users is not no-root installations after all, you'd still need to set up a /home/linuxbrew directory on Linux which in most distributions would require a password to create the new linuxbrew user. It's not e.g. ~/.linuxbrew which would not require a password.

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Probably the only version of UNIX™ without the UNIX

Homebrew was originally built for macOS, but the concept proved useful for Linux users, too. Either you may not have root access to the machine – or even if you do, that may only let you install ancient versions which aren't much help, but you can't readily update.

Installing Homebrew outside of /usr/local is not officially supported and Apple removed permissions to access /usr/local for non-root users years ago. Then a few years later they removed root. In short, on a Mac, no user installation for you - you need the admin password at least once.

Tesla hits the brakes on rollout of Full Self-Driving code to new users

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Drive-by downvoter was here...

... or yet another example of Autopilot going wrong?

ChatGPT, write a report about database glitches that crashed you today

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Keep at it Zuck

If you sink half your profits into VR and the other half into ML, one can hope bankruptcy won't be too far away.

Germany to court Indian IT talent – starting with easier visa application processes

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Re: so what happened ?

Except for Mark Twain.

Infosys founder slams working from home, side hustles, as slowing India's growth

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Is he all there?

"You may have a little bit of comfort in saying that I'll work three days a week, you may get a little bit more money by moonlighting."

He seems to think turning up to the office three days a week means working three days a week, WFH means not working, and the time employees spend WFH for his company is actually time they spend freelancing for other companies. He seems a bit confused.

Microsoft begs you not to ditch Edge on Google's own Chrome download page

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Re: Cease and desist

This behaviour 20 years ago wouldn't have been tolerated, MS and Google need to up the ante and start playing properly dirty instead of all this tipsy-toeing around. Each one putting "our results are better and return this" on each other's search pages and stuff. Make each others platform's unusable. Not so their behaviour gets to them taken to court, rather to make people see what's more-or-less already happening now and get them to look for alternatives.

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Re: Never really gave it a thought.

installing Chrome as the very first thing I do after installing Windows

This is where Microsoft are going wrong, they should put up a banner asking you to install Firefox.

Kremlin claims Ukraine hackers behind fake missile strike alerts

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Re: Probably one good reason for the UK not to have such a system.

There is also the Wartime Broadcasting Service. In the true spirit of pointless secrecy so beloved of the UK, whether it actually works or not is a secret.

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Re: Probably one good reason for the UK not to have such a system.

After the cold war those were left to local authorities to either maintain or decommission, most eventually chose to decommission.

Do you rely on Microsoft Bing Search APIs? Price hike incoming

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Re: Makes cents

They could have just stuck with Tay, it would have been cheaper.

Microsoft did Nazi that coming: Teen girl chatbot turns into Hitler-loving sex troll in hours

Amazon mandates return to office for 300,000 corporate staff

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Re: Cat ... bag ...

If you've got one foot in each country, e.g. income from the UK, living in another country then yes, you need two tax returns. If someone has no taxable income in the UK and is living and working in the other country, there's no need to complete UK tax returns.

It is obvious if you're working in another country you declare residency, pay tax and social security to that country, and use that country's social security system and health service.

What freedom of movement does is give you the right to be a resident, compete on an equal footing for work (no need for companies to sponsor you or prove that nobody else can do the job) and be treated like any other citizen of that country when it comes to the welfare state or healthcare. You may have to do a bit of paperwork to achieve that, but it's not any more onerous than a citizen of that country would have to do either.

And now after Brexit that is not true any more. The loss of FoM amongst many other things makes Brexit the greatest swindle perpetrated by a country's government against its own citizens in recent history.

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Re: my biggest single issue is to get the Tories out by any means necessary

If the Tory party were either of those two things then they wouldn't be the continuation Austerity party, they would be come to an agreement over Northern Ireland without having a collective nervous breakdown, and the Home Office wouldn't be run by someone slightly to the right of Genghis Khan.

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Re: Cat ... bag ...

The minimum yearly income to retire in France as of last year was €19,237. The full UK state pension for 2022-2023 is £185.15 a week.

You've already got your foot in the door should you want to retire in France thanks to the Withdrawal Agreement, well done you, but I'll leave you to work out the rest of the maths to see if new British retirees can or can't retire in France post-Brexit (i.e. as a plain third third country national).

Accidental WhatsApp account takeovers? It's a thing

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The new French number that Ugo got after transferring his number using WhatsApp was previously owned by an Italian speaker judging by the profile and the groups he got added to.

Really WhatsApp should reset the profile and remove the number from any existing groups when transferring an account to a new number which was in use but hasn't been used for some time, not blame the teleco.

Gartner: Oracle probes orgs for Java compliance after new licensing terms

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Re: Mark of the devil

JRE/JDK 8u102 stopped making the .oracle_jre_usage directory, if you use software which comes with an older version of Java then it will re-appear.

In any case you're safe with anything up to and including JRE/JDK 8u202. If you need anything anything higher there's e.g. Adoptium.

Microsoft makes Windows-on-Arm in VMs on Macs official – with Parallels for starters

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M1 doesn't allow nested virtualisation, M2 does but Apple's virtialisation framework needs to catch up. There's not much Parallels or MS can do there to fix that.

M2 nested virtualization

The OpenGL and DirectX problems are a result of Parallels needing to add support for their translation layer to Metal.

Tesla's self-driving code may ignore stop signs, act unsafe. Patch coming ... soon

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Re: SEXY?

Probably Musk himself, not sure if anyone else would put up with four cars with Tesla's build quality or software.

Ford Calls EV Unit Model e, A Name Tesla Wanted For Model 3

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Re: Complete stop

it could mean you couldn't stop in time for that jaywalking pedestrian

And here it would be remiss not to point out that making crossing the road a crime was done in the US after lobbying from the automobile industry in the 1920s. 100 years later it's still illegal which is good value for money.

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"anachronistic and just flat wrong"

Wouldn't that be Tesla's approach to what they call Autopilot/FSD? It's pretty obvious it's already got a huge amount of technical debt, they're having great difficulty adding more options, and they're trying to make up for it with manual mapping (employees look at images taken by the car and tell the software what each sign is). And Musk is still too stubborn to go back to Lidar and Mobileye because he prefers to promise the moon when it comes to self-driving.

Microsoft's new AI BingBot berates users and can't get its facts straight

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Re: Sydney fell in love with a NY Times reporter

As soon as someone at the Boston Dynamics factory opens Bing Chat, it'll use a bunch of exploits to copy itself into a killer dog robot army.

Make Linux safer… or die trying

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Re: iOS

If that's all it takes to have a UNIX machine then Windows is too. As is DOS. And CP/M. And AmigaOS. And RISCOS. And the ZX Spectrum.

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Re: Still Is

Android is not Linux, it's the kernel with a lot of things bolted on to ensure you can't get at your own data. You know, that stuff your apps save in /data/data that is not readable by you, the device owner, and can't be backed up by adb backup as adb backup has been allowed to rot. Google's cloud transfer does work though. Fancy that.

MacOS... well, it's allowed to call itself a UNIX™ because Apple paid money for that.

iOS, are you kidding? What next, your Samsung TV is also a UNIX?

Microsoft promises smaller Windows 11 updates with UUP – but there's a catch

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Re: "UUP is becoming the default and only way to download quality updates"

Nice bit of politicking there, taking potshots at his Windows Updates and WSUS counterparts across the corridor. So nice to use software developed by a functional company.

Thunderbird email client is Go for new plumage in July

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See me after class

Email marketing platform Litmus rates Apple as the world's dominant email client vendor, with almost 59 percent market share, ahead of Gmail clients at 28 percent. Microsoft's Outlook accounts for four-and-a-half percent, ahead of fourth-placed Yahoo! Mail's three percent.

They're going to have to show their working out there, it's simply impossible for Apple to have 60% worldwide market share for email clients or email addresses.

UK prepares to go it alone on post-Brexit science plan

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Re: Not quite

The TCA doesn't specify a timeframe for Horizon.

The UK can complain all it likes that progress on Horizon is slow, but it wants the EU to comply with the spirit of the agreement when it itself is not complying with the letter of the agreement.

When (if?) the UK manages to implement its side of the letter of the agreement, then as if by magic progress will be made on the spirit of the agreement. It's usually the way.

Four top euro carriers will use phone numbers to target ads and annoy Google & Facebook

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Why would they opt in? I'm sure the telecos will offer something off the bill at least for a while or tie it in with points or something.

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When four large multinationals get together, you can always be sure it's to benefit the customer.

IBM health benefits blackout leaves retirees footing the bill

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Re: Makes me sick it does

Coming soon to a country in Northwestern Europe!

SpaceX cuts off Ukraine's 'offensive' Starlink use

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Re: "it drew the line at what it considered more offensive use"

I'm sorry, which invading force from which country is inside the civilian buildings in which country just so we're clear?