* Posts by Dan 55

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Labour scores review of Snoopers' Charter's bulk powers from UK.gov

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Meh

I'm sure this report will do what one review and three parliamentary committees couldn't and make May change her mind over, say, most of it.

Citrix bakes up Raspberry Pi client boxes

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Re: Internal Power Supply?

Presumably it's a power supply which solves the sudden power off problem, which would be nice. After all, would you like to reformat, rewrite, and swap 1000 SD cards?

Pepper robot acts like real teenager, gets job at Pizza Hut

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Rise of the Machines

El Reg is slipping, why is this important story not being reported as a strike by human freedom fighters against evil robot oppressors?

Icon would be a Reg gravestone but I can't be bothered to find out how to furtle the POST.

90 days of Android sales almost beat 9 months' worth for all flavours of Win 10

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Re: Symbian

Symbian wasn't supposed to offer an common app store or a common UI, that was up to the manufacturer - Nokia, Ericsson, Motorola, or whoever.

Nokia took great pains to share their app store profits with the operator.

With Apple, the whole lot went to the manufacturer and none to the operator.

Until Android came along, there was no such thing as a common app store where the profits went to the OS developer and left both the manufacturer and the operator out.

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Re: Symbian

The replacement for Symbian was due to be MeeGo, but Elop drowned it in a bath. The N9 sold very well in the few countries it was released, and people in Germany went across the border to find them. It picked up numerous awards and outsold the Lumia.

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Re: They are not comparable.

Yes you can compare them, they're comparing phone OSes. Windows 10 Mobile (or whatever it's called this week) is nowhere to be seen.

US 5th graders have a pop at paper plane record

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Re: Optional

Maybe French Guiana have got a fast streamlined burocracy?

I'm sure at the very least they won't want you to open an explosives containment facility.

Google to kill passwords on Android, replace 'em with 'trust scores'

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Meh

Re: Sooo...

Then you (or anyone) can swipe down and turn off wifi/bluetooth/location and get a password prompt.

Oh dear, you (or anyone) forgot the password. Now it's asking what is your favourite colour is.

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Re: Sooo...

Would this need Google to come round and fit some plumbing at the bank's end?

Luckily this nonsense won't affect my banking apps because I don't use 'em either. Mobile website using browser is more secure, mainly because banking apps don't know how to check TLS certificates.

Atlassian cuts Bamboo from the cloud, lays pipelines into Bitbucket

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Devil

FTFY

"Do you want to work all night just to stay alive?" he asked. "Well now with our mobile apps you're going to whether you want to or not. If you're not reassigning Jira issues at midnight, you're not trying hard enough."

It seems to be called AtlasCamp, which brings to mind developers being crushed under a huge ball of open issues.

Gillian Anderson: The next James Jane Bond?

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Re: No no no no no no and no

Imagine a Scottish ginger. It's outlandish.

Safety, pah! Digital Dukes of Hazzard have robot cars powersliding

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Re: Wrong solution

If you get rid of public transport then you can have pod cars, but not everybody can have their pod car.

One will appear when you want it and take you where you want to go then disappear somewhere else to take someone else where they want to go.

If you want to solve transport and overcrowding problems then not everybody can have their personal pod car parked near where they are ready to leap into action. There just isn't enough room.

Watchdog snaps: Privatise the Land Registry? What a terrible idea!

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Joke

Re: UK is really going to the dogs.

Bat shit is the only shit that has a specific term for it.

Bullshit.

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Dogma

There's nothing wrong with the government enabling competition to happen.

If they sell the LR they'd just turn it into a private monopoly. Then we might have stupid ideas like having competing registries to restore competition. Finally there would need to be some government body to regulate multiple competing registries. Then we're back where we started, only without the profit for the taxpayer.

US government publishes drone best practices

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Re: The media exceiption

Right, so that's the paperwork for LOHAN sorted out. When's the launch?

Bold stance: Microsoft says terrorism is bad

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Big Brother

ownCloud

So does that mean ownCloud is for terrorists?

Another thing which can be used to beat Apple with as iCloud doesn't magically find them?

Anyone who buys external hard drives is obviously up to no good?

Hacked in a public space? Thanks, HTTPS

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Somewhat ironically I think it's never been safer to rely on HTTPS. Browsers don't let any old thing pass any more.

Favicons only appear in browser tabs now. If I saw a padlock in my browser tab or HTTP for a HTTPS site like gmail, I would close the tab.

If you want to check the certificate authority you just click on the HTTPS and you get the certificate authority. If it's Turktrust or something strange then something's obviously wrong.

Having a fake MITM on a company laptop is mitigated with Firefox which doesn't use the OS's certificate store.

BBC's Britflix likely dead before the ink has even dried on the news

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Re: OTT TV

"And it sees the US as the only viable place to charge for an OTT subscription, because everyone else there is doing it."

Do other networks carry BBC content in the US apart from BBC America? If not, that's the reason why. The BBC live in fear of not offending local networks in case they decide not to buy any more BBC content, even if all they do with it is butcher it with dubbing, show it years later, and put it on at some silly time of night.

And in the case of Wonders of the Solar System, Spanish state TV managed to buy some cheap international version of it without Brian Cox in it.

The Sons of Kahn and the Witch of Wookey

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Happy

Re: And lo...

I believe 4, 5, and 6 are there due to the copy-pasta coding that comes with point 2...

You wanted innovation? We gave you Clippy the Paperclip in your IM client

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Re: Artifical Intelligence..

"I'll believe a machine is intelligent when it starts to treat me like a c**t and refuses to do anything I ask of it because it's got better things to do with its time."

So that's any version of Windows, then. Especially ones running GWX.

I spy a secret High Court: We're no 'star chamber', it says in 4-year report

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That flow chart

It reminds me of one of those joke ones which no matter which route you take, it always leads to a square labeled "fuck you".

Mads Torgersen and Dustin Campbell on the future of C#

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Re: Null pointers

Ah. A C++ reference. Well why didn't they say?

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Null pointers

Maybe it's my C/C++ background but I'm not seeing this one. It's just yet another incorrect value, if you dereference it and expect to find an object or a function and there isn't one then things will explode. You could replace NULL with 0xFFFFFFFF or something and still have the same problem.

World goes SIM-free, leaving Sony and HTC trailing behind

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Stop

"Some Chinese vendors like Xiaomi are banking on issuing frequent, monthly or fortnightly updates"

Fortnightly? Agile madness.

Electric Babel Fish swims into crowdfunding

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Given that STT, machine translation, and TTS are all very easy to do badly individually, let alone together, the chances are that this will be more of a red herring than a babel fish.

Inside Project Loon – Google's megaplan to build a global internet

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That was a pretty uncritical piece

The parachute didn't really work here.

Google asks the public to name the forthcoming Android N operating system

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They depend on adverts, I'm sure they've thought of that one. There'll be a minimum.

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Windows

Neapolitans?

What's holding up Canada's internet?

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Re: What?

"Increasing regulation is actively discouraging competition."

That's a funny one. Do you think if it's decreased they'll suddenly have the freedom to stop copying tariffs?

I don't know how it's set up is in Canada, but separating network from provider is the usual way to encourage competition. That way they can't play with the wholesale price.

CIA says it 'accidentally' nuked torture report hard drive

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Yes, we accidentally wiped it 35 times

Then it dropped on the floor and somebody accidentally stood on it. Repeatedly.

Catz: Google's Android hurt Oracle's Java business

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Samsung gave them $40m for J2ME!?

I wouldn't have given them 40p.

How Nokia is (and isn't) back in the phone business today

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Re: Easy to guess the strategy

Replace HMD Global Oy with Microsoft and Nokia with HMD Global Oy and you'd be right.

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Happy

Well it ain't going to be Windows Phone.

GM crops are good for you and the planet, reckon boffins

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Re: When electricity was first introduced....

Yet gastrointestinal problems have never been higher. So excuse me if I don't jump headfirst into a brave new bath of GM wheat with a spoon, there might be long term effects of tinkering with plant and animal genomes that we don't understand. Well, there will be, because it's a new science - we only started selling GM plants for food in the mid 90s and GM animals last year.

Android Pay debuts in UK

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The argument that one party has a piece of data therefore it doesn't matter if all parties have it is still, thankfully, flawed.

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Re: Just activated here in the UK...

... and then you realise you didn't sit down and register all your cards on your phone so that's useless too.

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More information is available on Android's web-page for the service

Unfortunately that information looks extremely... American.

Queen's Speech: Ministers, release the spaceplanes!*

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Devil

"At the same time, we continue to reject any suggestions of sweeping, authoritarian measures"

Yes, well, they thought they'd have to go into a coalition with the Lib Dems again. That manifesto promise is not necessary now.

No, they weren't promising that to the electorate.

Want a Brexit? Promise you'll sort out UK universities' £1bn research cash loss

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Re: The answer is...

£1bn is apparently three weeks' EU funding so it wouldn't be too hard, but in light of the BBC and the NHS, I don't believe the Eton mafia will actually fund it though.

Microsoft shifts Windows 7 and 8.1 fixes to 'rollup' bundles

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Re: I... Er... Um... Words fail me!

If they were at all interested in doing something useful for everyone and save bandwidth they would put out Win 7 SP2 after the GWX nonsense has finished without GWX (because it's over) and without telemetry (because it's optional, supposedly).

What they're doing here sounds like every bundle will contain everything and be marked as recommended. Like GWX adverts being crowbarred into IE11 security updates.

Got $130,000 down the back of the sofa? Great. Grab an HP 3D printer

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Re: And, of course, this being HP...

I wonder how many Gb the printer drivers will be.

Microsoft and Hewlett Packard Enterprise salute EU flag, blast Brexiteers

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Disingenuous cnut

Andy Isherwood, UK overlord at HPE, said it had “examined” the economic analysis of the “consequences of leaving the EU”, and concluded continued membership “brings a range of positive benefits to our business our customers, our employees and to the UK economy as a whole”.

Their customers don't have people on site because they've been fired, their employees have been fired, and the benefits to the British economy have been safely offshored with the magic of accountancy and they have a policy of offshoring every job post they legally can. I fail to see how an apocalyptic Brexit scenario could be any worse.

US schoolkids deploy Earth-watching CubeSat

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Re: A medal blessed by the Pope?

For some reason I was reminded of the holy sellotape dispenser on Father Ted...

"You have launched three CubeSats, God bless you."

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Mushroom

Re: Well done those kids...

Learning soul-crushing grammar rules by rote that hardly any adult needs or even knows exist IIRC.

5% of drivers want Nigel Farage to be their in-car robo butler

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But what about BBC Food recipes?

I want to know why it is wrong to like them.

Malicious Android apps slip into Google Play, top third party charts

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Facepalm

Re: If you are running an up to date android

And libstagefright?

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Re: If you are running an up to date android

It's not really a very good way of updating at all. They all use libstagefright, it should be possible to check if it's unmodified or if it's been customised and if it's unmodified (and I'm sure it will be) then that can be updated from Google. It shouldn't be necessary to have to wait for the manufacturer or the operator to do it (if they ever do).

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Re: Disapproving the approvals

Also access to files != access to all files.

"Gimme internal storage/SD card access or I fail to work" might as well be all files, because they're all the files that matter... I hope CryptoLocker doesn't turn up on Android phones.

Hewlett Packard Enterprise hiring temps to cover for redundancies - sources

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They're your statutory rights, you can't waiver them. They can throw money at you and make you sign something in the hope you don't use them, which is something different.

Nokia offers up 10 Gbps HFC demo

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Trollface

Re: "Symmetrical"

tell me the use case for even 1 gigabit service at home

Running a pirate torrent site.