* Posts by Dan 55

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Google doesn’t care who makes Android phones. Or who it pisses off

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Don't blame the OEMs

Google, with its perpetual attention deficit disorder, never sat down and thought properly about an update mechanism for Android.

Android Wear devices are also bitrotting. It's not as if they didn't know there was an update problem before designing AW.

Once is carelessness, twice is on purpose? It seems obvious that Google doesn't care about OEMs, they just want the advertising. Cheapy Chinese manufacturers don't care about Google, they just want an OS to stick on it. It's not a future anyone particularly wants.

Silver's cancelled, and the conclusion is that Google has won? I hope not. Perhaps western OEMs will switch over to Tizen or something. It'd be in their own best interest.

If Google ever rock up in court complaining about Dalvik runtimes it'd be funny.

No 10's online EU vote signup crash 'inevitable' – GDS overseer

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Re: Still don't understand how this happens

I think between all government websites - national, regional, county, and local - it could be done. Almost all have their deadlines and all have their quiet periods.

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Re: Still don't understand how this happens

This stuff shouldn't go out to AWS or any other commercial cloud provider. G-Cloud should be able to offer the same. And if it doesn't, why not?

Crafty plan to give FBI warrantless access to browser histories axed

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The article's wrong as giving that as the reason. The FBI would have needed a warrant to get into your house to search e-mail on your computer anyway.

FFS, Twitter. It's not that hard

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I don't see how you could open the API and make sure ads are shown on the screen, everybody hates advertising. The first thing that will be done is a client which doesn't show it.

Berners-Lee: WWW is spy net

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HTTP isn't really very distributed

It identifies a file on a server, not the data itself.

A better protocol would be one which identifies data that you own (e.g. some kind of Facebook-like feed, photo album, piece of music you composed, whatever). You publish that data and it is automatically encrypted and replicated to servers around the world. Anyone with the right URL (and credentials if necessary) would be able to view it. Or you could withdraw publication and it would be deleted from servers. If a server went down it wouldn't affect you as the data could be retrieved from elsewhere.

That's my great idea, all I need to do is code the daemon, get everyone with a backbone server to run it, get them to cough up for storage too, probably change DNS a bit as well, then become a billionaire.

Government regulation will clip coders' wings, says Bruce Schneier

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We’ve allowed programmers to have this special place in society to code the world as they see fit

Well personally I'd rather do things properly. Businesses decide who does what when and they're not particularly interested in fostering a culture where things take longer than the bare minimum to get done.

Brexit threatens Cornish pasty's racial purity

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Re: Just when I think I've firmly decided on Remain

I think it was a veiled threat. For a not so veil threat see the German finance minister.

He is only the German finance minister after all... There are 26 others. I'm sure they all have an equal say. Just ask anyone living in one of the PIGS.

(Which almost brings us back round to the meat in pasties, only it's not pork.)

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Re: Sarcasm

Perhaps any Bulgarian Cornish pasties could be turned away at the border?

If the UK had enough customs officers of course. I suppose it's a sector that will be on the rise if there is a Brexit.

Eds off their meds: Does this headline REALLY need to be so astronomically long it can be measured in parsecs?

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Indeed. I prefer it over the DevOps articles which on the go on for longer and don't have as much to say.

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Meh

Re: This person clicked on the link. What happened next will shock you to the core.

pageViews++;

Latest Windows 10 build loves up cloud, banishes 'strange grey bar'

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Happy

Re: Penguinistas

Slowaris? I expect it is for life, yes.

Firefox 48 beta brings 'largest change ever' thanks to 'Electrolysis'

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Re: Electrolysis

You're saying they should have done per-process tabs on, what was the average computer of the day, a Pentium of some-kind with 1MB of RAM running XP?

That's your answer as to why they went with one process and an event loop.

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FAIL

Fail for me. The Play DRM Content setting isn't on Macs but it is on Windows and I use both but forgot about that detail.

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Re: Did anybody tell them about threads?

A crash in one thread can affect other threads in the same process, which is why they've used different processes.

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They have also added Widevine DRM, maybe some content on YouTube is protected with that.

They've got rid of the Play DRM Content option in settings. Funny that that should happen when they add Google's Widevine (tinfoil hat).

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Coat

Re: "We have all the knobs"

They're the user interface designers.

Not-so Secret Rulers of the World gather to talk cybersecurity, AI and, er, TalkTalk?

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Joke

TalkTalk will be providing the communications and connectivity

Total lockdown, no press releases afterwards.

Apple to kill off Mac OS X?

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Re: Apple have a mountain to climb

It Apple's profits are a millstone, I'll have one of those.

Lexus cars suffer Purple Screen of Death – code bug turns the air blue

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Re: Complimentary system reset

What's wrong with letting the drivers do a system reset, is a little paperclip hole somewhere near the screen too expensive?

Modi hints at H-1B unease

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Re: I don't really understand

And that their education system is incapable of supplying what business needs/business is incapable of growing and taking them on.

Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image. Repeat. Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image

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Re: Just another good example...

How are they going to close FreeBSD up if the licence is more permissive than GPL?

If you're comparing this to Android, MS don't have a binary blob which is important enough to make people want to use their version of FreeBSD instead of the open version.

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Re: Hmm...

Opens a socket to an MS server which can't be overridden by hosts, ignores TCP back-off, sends data from other devices like keyboard, mouse, microphone, and screen automatically and pulls down updates. Just like Windows 10.

Surveillance forestalls more 'draconian' police powers – William Hague

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Western nations don't want to outlaw end-to-end encryption/PFS without logging the key explicitly, it's somewhat... uncouth. But I expect they'll get round to it eventually.

Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

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Does swiping just one of your cards card magically empty all your bank accounts wherever they are in the US? All your accounts within that state? All your accounts at the bank who gave you that card? Or just that account for that card?

Probably best not to carry all your cards with you in Oook-lahoma.

Get ready for Google's proprietary Android. It's coming – analyst

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"The mobile industry’s failure to build an alternative stack to Google’s services"

Their failure to following the moving target that is Play Services? They might as well write their own OS, it'd be easier.

Amazon managed it, or at least some of it, but nobody likes their app store. You can't have an alternative to Play Services but keep the Play Store.

Of course, if Oracle gets their way, it'll be moot. There'll be no building an alternative to anything.

EU referendum frenzy bazookas online voter registration. It's another #GovtDigiShambles

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If it was pairing, I think someone other than the leader of the opposition could have been found.

In theory an MP's vote and a party leader's vote are worth the same, but a party leader also has to show leadership on bills such as this.

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He's for it but...

He can't vote no because that would mean his party would have to too and that would mean with the Tories' slim majority it's in danger of not passing.

He can't vote yes because it looks bad.

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Why weren't they using G-Cloud already?

Or, worse still, maybe they were.

Microsoft clones Trello, smuggles it into Office

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I'd have thought MS would have bought Trello

They buy anything these days and Joel used to work at MS.

Do you have a 'co-working mindset' and 'ephemerally involve others' in work?

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Re: Ah yes

You mean you don't find Access funny?

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Meh

I'll add it onto the to-do list

E-mail, Lync, Sharepoint, Yammer, and now two others.

I think I'll mark an hour or so in my calendar to actually do work.

FBI tries again to get warrantless access to your browser history

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Re: Access to your browser history

Are US ISPs are obliged to log domains that clients connect to? I don't think so, they'd have kicked up the same fuss that UK ISPs have over the Snooper's Charter.

They can write all the NSLs to ISPs that they want, if the ISPs don't log it this info isn't available.

So. Why don't people talk to invisible robots in public?

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I guess you won't be replacing your TV any time soon then...

Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick... Hang on. They're back

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Re: Game of Thrones methodology?

- A girl is not ready to become agile, but she's ready to try another development methodology...

- A girl must wait.

... later...

- A girl does not use waterfall any more. A girl uses no development methodology.

- A girl is finally ready to become agile. A girl must drink the kool aid. If a girl really believes, there is nothing to fear.

... later...

- A project was a failure.

- A girl had doubts. A girl was not agile.

England just not windy enough for wind farms, admits renewables boss

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Abengoa

Spain went from showering renewable energy companies in subsidies to stopping subsidies completely to scaring off customers with high taxes, bureaucracy, and fines for daring to use renewables after lobbying by the big three electrical companies.

Unsurprisingly it all but wiped out the entire renewable sector in Spain. How that could happen in a country as sunny as that is testament to dysfunctional politics more than the market.

DNS security can be improved with cookies, suggest IETF boffins

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Paris Hilton

Client's IP address

What about when the client has no idea nor any way to find out what the outside-facing IP address is? Am I missing something?

Wi-Fi hack disables Mitsubishi Outlander's theft alarm – white hats

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Re: WTF kind of idea is this anyway?

Not all of us, just PMs.

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Re: Why is having it restricted to local Wifi a huge disadvantage?

But what's the point? You have to be in WiFi range to flash the lights to find your car in a crowded car park... so you might as well be pressing the button on the key fob* anyway.

* which is another security nightmare.

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Coffee/keyboard

'Cos HP's printer and scanner software is amazing...

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Re: Yay, Yet Another Vehicle Hijacking By Maker Lazyness

I think with the Teslas you have to have to touch the steering wheel every so often or it stops... although what happens if you have a heart attack and slump over the wheel is anyone's guess.

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Facepalm

WTF kind of idea is this anyway?

Built to tick the marketing departments' tickboxes by a team with no idea of security and of no practical use whatsoever. Send them up on the B Ark.

Brexit: UK gov would probably lay out tax plans in post-'leave' vote emergency budget

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Major had to U-turn on the Eurozone and stay out of Schengen only because his party wouldn't let him go along with it after Black Wednesday. If it weren't for that the UK would be in both.

If you don't agree with BoJo the Clown and Gove's points there are those from David Davis or Paul Mason which make infinite more sense. Certainly more than Cameron saying he's Turkey's strongest advocate and now saying they won't join the EU because of a veto that he holds, or calling the new mayor of London an extremist then sharing a platform with him a week later, or etc...

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Well, perhaps we should take anything Major says about the EU with a pinch of salt given what happened on his watch.

Microsoft thinks it's fixed Windows Server mess its last fix 'fixed'

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Re: "let us know if the issues are indeed solved"

Seems to be fairly contagious problem. OS X is going to pot too. Apple have made Disk Utility something which you run on disks if you want to wipe data. El Capitan must be the buggiest release yet.

What is it? Universities churning out Java coders without teaching the underlying theory and managing projects with Agile is my bet.

Why Oracle will win its Java copyright case – and why you'll be glad when it does

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Re: Well said!

For small values of disagree.

Farewell, Fadell: Nest CEO Tony quits IoT biz

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Culture clash?

But the real clash came when Nest inexplicable decided to end support for a smart home control product it has bought, Revolv. That decision effectively bricked the hardware leaving customers fuming and causing a culture clash with its stablemate Google.

... who have never been known to drop products/services/APIs or leave Android hardware to rot without updates...

Capitalize 'Internet'? AP says no – Vint Cerf says yes

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Re: Very simple

I've come to the conclusion that you have to actually actively fail an English language exam to get into journalism today.

Today? The Grauniad has been known as such since time immoral... or at least since sometime after Private Eye was launched.

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Re: French?

Languages with language bodies can huff and puff all they want, but in the end dictionary publishers who want to remain relevant have to publish non-approved common usage (perhaps marked with something like "not official") and eventually the language body will get dragged kicking and screaming to common usage anyway.

Windows 10 market share jumps two per cent

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Re: It's the leap before the deadline

Presumably this means that users of Windows with assistive technologies by necessity know more than most in stopping the nagger, as the permanent revolution that is Windows 10 still doesn't work well with them.