* Posts by Dan 55

15436 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

What's losing steam at Apple? Pretty much everything

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Re: Hmmm.....

Cracking cheese, Gromit!

Did the Russians really hack the DNC or is this another Sony Pictures moment? You decide

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Re: Trump Was Right the Whole Time

If he gets in you'll get to see how you can really rig a system.

Osram's Lightify smart bulbs blow a security fuse – isn't anything code audited anymore?

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Re: "what kind of security review the products go through"

There needs to be something like MISRA for IoT and it needs to be now.

Not that that would stop cheap Chinese imports, but look, hey, here's a reason to buy our expensive Internet-of-Tat lightbulb... it won't look through network drives or proxy your entire LAN traffic to the dark web if someone sneezes at it.

BlackBerry's new best pals: Microsoft, Google, Samsung

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Headmaster

Blackberry not got enough spare change to proofread these days?

"Is the median number of days that an attacker stay dormant in a network before detection"

And yes, MS buying Blackberry would be strange. Even Chen must have worked out what MS did to Nokia's mobile division was not a good thing.

Washed out summer? Fear ye not: DVDs for DevOps droogs

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Wot no Mr. Robot

Don't we get to read about him going off the rails while the world has a financial meltdown?

I was looking for something to brighten my day.

BlackBerry's licensing strategy looks smart – and a lot like Nokia's

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Re: 2016 Nokias

It's all over Google News, just search for something like "new nokia phones".

Microsoft offers admins free Win 10 upgrade lube

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Re: The more I think this over...

Well people bought a Win 7 or Win 8 computer and looked how that turned out for them.

BBC will ‘retain your viewing history’

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Re: Why is there no...

What, El Reg suggesting that there are some people who might be getting some value out of the TV Licence?

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Happily there are disposable e-mail addresses and Mailinator.

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Re: What if...?

However if you look a the FAQ, as soon as you charge your phone or tablet somewhere outside your own household while watching iPlayer it magically changes from legal reception to illegal reception.

BBC iPlayer and the TV Licence

Will I be covered to use BBC iPlayer when I’m on the go or abroad?

If you already have a TV Licence for your address, you will be covered to download or watch iPlayer when you’re on the go, provided the device you’re using to watch or download programmes isn’t plugged into the electricity mains at a separate address. If the device is plugged in at a separate address, you will need to be covered by a licence at that address.

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Re: Arrgh Beeb

How will they tie your IP address to your physical address?

I think they mean your household will be covered and won't get an inspector coming round.

Is digital fraud big in UK? British abacus-botherers finally have some answers

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Re: Rethink time

I would respectfully disagree that it's just a user problem, when it comes to certificate management, browsers and OSes are currently at Windows Paint's level.

You should be able to use certificates to designate certain devices as yours, denying logins from other devices as they don't have them, and it should happen automagically.

No, the VCR is not about to die. It died years ago. Now it's VHS/DVD combo boxes' turn

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Re: Ah...

Knock yourselves out...

PDC (Programme Delivery Control) Explained

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Headmaster

Re: Ah...

VideoPlus numbers, eh? Jumpers for goalposts...

What's Brexit? How Tech UK tore up its plans after June 23

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Re: This is the nub of it . .

Stuff I've read this weekend makes me think the EU will offer the 7-year emergency break that they offered before the referendum and in return the UK will move to the EEA, pay a similar amount each year, and not get a voice at the table because it was very naughty and rocked the boat.

The UK may use that emergency break time to negotiate trade deals before leaving the EEA or it may try to carry on just like that (probably politically unsustainable).

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Re: Bull!

Bureaucracy, taxes from day one, high labour costs, no investment culture, inflexible job market (perhaps a little less so now but old habits carry on), local market not willing to pay much for software, difficult to get paid on time when you do get a product out the door.

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Re: Bull!

At Itcher, Daniel Rovira employs two Britons, one New Zealander and four non-UK Europeans including himself... He hopes for a Norwegian-style deal that retains freedom of movement and is waiting to see what happens. But although he has lived in London for 13 years and sees the UK as a good place for entrepreneurs, if immigration was curtailed he would consider Barcelona as an alternative. “Certainly it’s much easier to recruit someone than in London, where there is fierce competition, especially for developers,” he says.

That's in Barcelona, where there's 50% youth unemployment. Sounds like a similar reason to the one you picked out.

Difficult to get start-up funding in Spain unless you're a construction company though.

I don't like Mondays, Pokemon, Twitter or Facebook – Sir Bob Geldof

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WTF?

That's noted security guru Bob Geldof

Next up at the RSA conference, Musical Youth.

Nintendo to investors: Pokémon Go won't make money come

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Re: This clearly goes to show you...

There's no chance to look at Nintendo and Pokemon and what their plan is, you see it's going up so you have to buy and you see it's going down so you have to sell.

If we fill stock exchanges worldwide with herds of rampaging wildebeest they'd probably make more rational decisions.

Yay the market.

MS warns of ..WSF file worm

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Re: Not sure how this changes anything

Never underestimate the user.

Cyanogen Inc 'axes 20%' staff

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Re: Well shit - teacup?

No, that's Cyanogen MOD which means there are special hooks in CyanogenOS which allow apps on their app store to be more integrated into the OS than the usual app. It's got nothing to do with CyanogenMod... really, they couldn't have thought up of a more confusing name for it.

AC: Are you saying Cyanogen, Inc didn't contribute bugfixes back to CyanogenMod or that some CyanogenOS developers weren't hired because of their work on CyanogenMod?

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Re: sad but predictable

Presumably the suits had to negotiate deals with manufacturers to get their OS on phones, but they didn't seem very good at it.

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Re: The music stopped when Microsoft bought them

I don't think they even got the MS apps onto the phones. Certainly not the Wileyfox ones.

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Well shit

That's CyanogenMod mortally wounded.

And as for my next phone, I can't quite bring myself to buy a Nexus. No SD to get people to put everything in the cloud and plain AOSP is just a little too crappy for my taste.

Maybe Nokia will do something with Android.

Free Windows 10 upgrade: Time is running out – should you do it?

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I tried to shoot myself in the foot but the safety catch was on. So I disabled it but I found there weren't any bullets in the barrel. Looks like I'm going to have to go to the gun shop this weekend and buy some more bullets.

(GWX Control Panel fixes your download problem.)

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The free version of Windows 10 is locked to the PC. You probably won't mind if you have an OEM version of Windows 7 or 8 but you might if you have a retail version.

Your MS account is just used so it's easier for MS to stalk you at user level instead of device level.

Scality CEO says French startup scene is booming

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Re: "The French startup ecosystem is booming"

how can advising people to move their companies to Silicon Valley, which is already stuffed to the gills with startups, be consistent with recognizing that the French startup situation is roaring ahead ?

I thought he said why he had to move... go where the money is, and the ideas. But most of all the money. And after you get the money you can get bought up by Google or Facebook or someone.

This is probably why tech in Europe is not as strong as elsewhere, it fails because it doesn't work out if it doesn't burn money at the start or gets bought up by someone bigger or goes to the US to get bought up.

I'm still in mourning for ARM which was supposedly the UK's 600lb tech gorilla. The CPU that reaches the parts that Intel doesn't reach and is in practically every bloody device that isn't a PC and we let it go because we have a civil service and a government full of politicians who studied PPE and history of art.

Microsoft delays Azure updates so you can catch up with the cloud

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Re: COM, CORBA, .Net, WPF, Silverlight, UWP...

It's proves that they change technologies every few years, so why would Azure APIs be any different? In three years time we'll be talking about Incompatible API 3.0.

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COM, CORBA, .Net, WPF, Silverlight, UWP...

... anyone really think it would be any different in the MS cloud?

Microsoft to rip up P2P Skype, killing native Mac, Linux apps

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Re: Another Nokia?

I think it turns out the article's inaccurate, the only things I can find are the minimum requirements for OS X are being changed from 10.6 to 10.9 and no mention of dropping Linux.

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Re: Another Nokia?

It takes a really special kind of management to release an alpha of a new Linux desktop client and a month later put Mac and Linux desktop clients on notice.

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I don't know what the last few paragraphs are about

Skype isn't P2P any more, everything's been going through MS' supernodes for a few years, and messages can blocked (e.g. you type a link to a phishing website that's on their list) so they know the contents of messages too. They're not going to change that with the move to web clients.

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Wire (wire.com) has Windows, Mac, Android, iOS, and web clients. It doesn't have Windows Phone but Windows Phone is deader than Skype. Microsoft can fragment Skype until it only works with Windows Desktop and Windows Phone and then they'll be utterly surprised to find that nobody is using it.

There's also appear.in which is web only, but it has the advantage of not having a crappy broken UI, unlike Skype.

Tesla's Model S autonomous mode may have saved a life

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Trollface

As the man said in his email...

He was too busy playing "I spy... a siren" instead of paying attention to the road.

HMRC research finds 'resistance' to proposals to shift contractor tax compliance burden

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Re: Whatever happened to the promise that...

I was supplying the citation that the AC asked for, although it seems odd that we're talking about this in 2016 instead of 2011.

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Meh

Re: Whatever happened to the promise that...

2000: IR35 came into force.

2007: Philip Hammond as Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury said Tories will abolish IR35. link

2011: Recommendation by Office of Tax Simplification to suspend IR35 or compel HM Revenue & Customs to make changes to its implementation. link

2016: Now. Philip Hammond in charge of Treasury.

UK councils refuse to push data into the cloud

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Wasn't that what GDS and G-Cloud were for?

BT customers hit by broadband outage ... again

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Black Helicopters

Re: UPS failure

Listen, don't mention the UPSs. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

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Black Helicopters

Re: GCHQ?

One more time and people are going to start to wonder why UPSs everywhere have suddenly gone on strike.

But two power outages in two successive days in different providers is nothing to bother about. Perfectly normal, that.

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"Major Service Interruption"

Ah, that will be something which inconveniences a small number of customers then.

Alleged skipper of pirate site KickAss Torrents keel-hauled in Poland

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WTF?

Re: Big content: 3

Yeah. So if stupid stop buying movie tickets and so on, where's the content to pirate?

Reg readers head to pub to hear about the digital home

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"You don’t get the Q&A"

So nice for people outside of London.

Perhaps you could do live Q&As online.

Web meltdown: BT feels heat from angry punters

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Trollface

El Reg is okay though.

WhatsApp gets another Brazilian whack as magistrate blocks it again

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Re: I love how

It's both, probably a little more 2) than 1). She's not particularly interested in how it works or why they can't give her the messages, she just wants them and she'll block WhatsApp till she gets them.

"This is what happens in several investigations. Operators comply. Google complies. Why can't WhatsApp comply? Brazilian criminals see a shield in WhatsApp, a safe haven to commit crimes and plans executions." link

So she'd like them to remove E2E encryption and store messages.

UK South East Coast Ambulance slammed for creaking emergency dispatch IT

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Oh FFS

As it's not happening in the rest of the regions (or we would have heard about it by now), buy in the software from another region. It should be as cheap as chips since the heavy lifting has already been done.

Where's my consultancy fee?

Top IT bod Sally Howes leaves the UK's National Audit Office

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Re: So, apparently a competent person leaves

Don't worry, there'll soon be someone along with a degree in Latin to put that back the way it should be.

Governments Googling Google about you more than ever says Google

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Re: So...

Yes, as will the hackers who break Yahoo Mail's "security".

UK's climate change dept abolished, but 'smart meters and all our policies strong as ever'

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Re: smart meter

I don't think it's an EU directive, it just is more technically unreliable to make a washing machine mix 50-60ºC water from a combi boiler with cold water to get a 30-40ºC wash, plus you run the risk of ending up with shrunken doll's clothes. Many hot fill washing machines never take hot water in for the colder washes anyway, they heat up cold water.