* Posts by Dan 55

15424 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

UK IT consultant subject to insane sex ban order mounts legal challenge

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Re: Victimless noncrime

Obviously ferrets are more acceptable than S&M in North Yorkshire.

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ECHR is not an EU thing, that's the ECJ. Leaving the EU might make it easier to leave the ECHR afterwards though as the EU set a condition that new member states must recognise the ECHR.

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Mushroom

I think he should go to the police station and name Theresa May... every day

I mean, plans could change at any time, but the police must inform her anyway.

If they decide that he can't name her every day, then why not go round everyone in the establishment, starting with the head of North Yorks Police and the judge.

My headset is reading my mind and talking behind my back

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Re: Yellow 'sunglasses'

If you wear yellow sunglasses, do you have to go the full seventies and dress up like Starsky & Hutch?

If this headline was a security warning, 90% of you would ignore it

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Re: MS haven't taken this advice onboard for Windows 10, it needs more babysitting than ever

It definitely said that I had to fix it.

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Trollface

"One weird update is available, you wouldn't believe what it does! Click 'yes' to learn more."

Maybe that'll be more successful.

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MS haven't taken this advice onboard for Windows 10, it needs more babysitting than ever

"You need to fix your Microsoft Account for apps on your other devices to be able to launch apps and continue experiences on this device."

Carry on with this notification and the computer will get what it's asking for, I'll neuter it with a blunt knife.

Uber and Volvo take on Ford in race to launch self-driving vehicles

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Re: Got fed up of being flashed.

Not supposed to be able to bypass them on new models released since 2011 in the EU, although northern European countries have had a similar law for donkeys years anyway.

Daytime Running Lights (DRL)

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Re: So...

Perhaps they will race each other down dual carriageways, both speed limited to 60.

Volvo's quite far along with autonomous trucks, by the way.

Apple beats off banks' bid for access to iPhones' NFC chips

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Coat

"Australia's regulators and courts are well-regarded worldwide"

Indeed, but what do Australians think?

Microsoft promises free terrible coffee every month you use Edge

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We don't know if it's Outlook from Office, Outlook 365, Outlook.com, Outlook Express... there's probably more.

Microsoft has open-sourced PowerShell for Linux, Macs. Repeat, Microsoft has open-sourced PowerShell

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They're taking over Linux!

Imagine a Ubuntu install with systemd, the Windows 7 theme, PowerShell, and Mono.

Run for the BSDs!

Scared of mobile banking

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The real problem is why it's only 36%

It should be far higher.

I have used mobile banking on occasion but I didn't inhale... Firefox Android, in private mode, and didn't save passwords. But you won't get me to install some all-singing all-dancing banking app that has access to NFC, storage, camera, microphone, etc... and can be hacked by malware.

New UK trade deals would not compensate for loss of single market membership

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Re: Er...

It's by virtue of GATT, the UK entered GATT in 1948 and GATT members got an upgrade to WTO status in 1995. The EU is also a member of the WTO but that doesn't take away each individual member state's membership. link

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Re: We've heard enough from experts

I do think that unless a well-crafted Brexit plan executed by competent people is put into action soon then the news might not be so good.

Unfortunately the well-crafted Brexit plan was someone else's fault and we're still looking for competent people.

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Re: Really ....

Le Pen would love Brexit to go well for Britain, so she could follow afterwards.

Google hopes to sniff out OS X badware

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Meh

Sooo... they've reinvented XProtect?

Happy Anniversary: What’s new, what’s missing in Microsoft’s giant mobile update

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Re: Ahh makes sense now

How to win over people to your mobile platform... Potentially screw up their morning. They'll thank you for it.

Say what you like about Balmer but the QA was never this bad.

£11bn later: Smart meters project delayed again for Crapita tests

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Facepalm

A month ago, our anonymous tipster still thought they were going live today...

Link

So nice to know that everything's going so well and running to plan.

Watt the USB-C logo?

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Meh

At least SCART only had one connector. USB has loads, and now with USB-C loads of different things going (or not going) down the wires.

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Re: USB-C logo

Don't worry, that'll be next to it along with the USB 3.1 logo.

Why does the USB standards body have this uncanny knack of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory every time?

Web pests pour two exploit kits into one cup

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Re: "which execute if users allow malicious Javascript"

You can't get rid of JavaScript, where would we get our active responsive reactive 250MB web pages from otherwise?

US extradition of Silk Road suspect OK'd by Irish judge

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Re: Really irritating... Aspergers/Depression cannot constitute a defence.

I thought Aspes as a rule were supposed to be more honest than average. Yet it seems to be a becoming a go-to defence.

LinkedIn sues 100 information scrapers after technical safeguard fail

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Re: Unique IP's were used for every fake user or no IP checks...?

It says in the article... Cloudy VMs.

Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'

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WTF?

Should have stayed away from the water wheel...

If the couple has had sex in the water wheel, it can fall under the heading of sexual molestation – if people become annoyed by it."

Who would they be molesting, each other, other people in the vicinity who happen to be annoyed, the waterwheel?

New Google vid-call app

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Re: Why is this better than Skype?

Wire, unfortunately no Linux client but it can be used in a browser too.

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Re: Why is this better than Skype?

What seems to be happening with the Skype client is removal of support for older versions of desktop/mobile OSes, but it will carry on working on the newer versions.

If you don't want to update your OS then you've got to stay with an older Skype client. When that stops working on your older OS in 2017 due to network changes, you either update your OS and use the latest Skype client or stop using Skype.

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Have they solved the Chatroulette problem?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Don't look or you'll go blind.

How Brussels works: if you can’t beat them, join rewrite an EU directive

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Alert

How is OTT going to be defined?

Whatsapp or similar linked to phone numbers?

Skype or similar with its own ID?

Just on mobile or on desktop too?

Would IRC and UNIX talk be safe, if so, why?

Etc... etc...

Some Windows 10 Anniversary Update: SSD freeze

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Re: MS may no longer have a QA department

The calibre upgrade was a temporary stop-gap that could happily be brought forward for the Anniversary Update as the hand-held bazooka upgrade is running a little behind schedule, that's now pencilled in for 2017.

Nokia taps former Rovio man Rantala to market relaunch

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Dumbphones labelled 'Nokia' are with MS at the moment but are going back to Nokia. They'll be made under licence by HMD Global, like their smartphones.

Tim Cook's answer to crashing iPhone sales: More iPhones

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Re: Their control freakery drives you mad

As soon as you have contact data that is more than name-number, SIM storage is pretty crap.

London cops waste £2.1m on thought crime unit – and they want volunteer informers

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Re: Proposed new crime

Using social media with intent?

How do you securely exchange encrypted-decrypted-recrypted data? Ask Microsoft

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Re: Another oxymoron...

The "Secure" in MS' "Secure Cloud" must be the same "Secure" as the "Secure" in MS' "Secure Boot".

'I found the intern curled up on the data centre floor moaning'

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Re: Laura

Of course. I'd whatever it was has happened at 9am then they'd be happy enough to wait till 5pm for a solution or some kind of ackmowledgement. But since it's 3am they want a solution now, not an acknowledgement and certainly not at 11am. Unfortunately 3am is a very bad time to take decisions.

Bungling Microsoft singlehandedly proves that golden backdoor keys are a terrible idea

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Re: Securer boot

What's surprising is that so many people think that Windows 8 secure boot rules still apply to Windows 10. MS are just one just one notch away from boiling the frog.

Italian MP threatens parents forcing veggie diets on kids with jail

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Let your children make their own decisions based on their own beliefs and feelings. Otherwise you become what you hate.

Chips every day it is, then.

Breaking 350 million: What's next for Windows 10?

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Re: Price?

Oficially you can't on Home and Pro. I refuse to be part of MS's whack-a-mole as they push updates to stop people who have found ways around it.

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Re: Price?

Both Home and Pro are worth nothing. If I'm buying an OS I don't want it to spam me with ads and apps on the lock screen and start menu and upload telemetry. The only versions worth anything are Enterprise and Education.

UK tops European charts ... for carder fraud

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Australia by contrast is one of the world's toughest places to commit fraud thanks to its widespread adoption of the most modern and secure payment methods available such as Android and Apple Pay and contactless card payments.

From an El Reg article (and comments) from about two weeks ago, it seems they're in the stone age.

Brit network O2 hands out free Windows virus with USB pens

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You think being attached to Telefonica improves it?

Video surveillance recorders riddled with zero-days

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Re: The joy of The Internet of Things

Cars are still unsafe at speeds above 0mph, and always will be.

I suppose the person who downvoted you for that has already forgotten about Anton Yelchin's accident a month and a half ago.

Windows 10 Anniversary Update is borking boxen everywhere

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Forced updates combined with crappy testing brought about by Nutella disbanding the Trustworthy Computing team.

What's Windows 10 going to be other than a crock of shit?

BlackBerry: Forget phones, Lawsuits In Motion is back – and it's firing off patent claims

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Re: Hmmm ...

A Galaxy S6/7 with the QWERTY keyboard cover?

Render crashing PCs back to their component silicon: They deserve it

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Re: Windows getting its own back on you?

Uninstall Krapersky. Really, all most antivirii seem to do is install some crashy kernel module and set up a local proxy which allows SSL connections to be easily compromised.

BBC detector vans are back to spy on your home Wi-Fi – if you can believe it

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"an inappropriate invasion of privacy"

I like the way a login to use a service would be an inappropiate invasion of privacy but inspectors which try to caution you and pretend they can enter the property without the right to do so and scary hocus pocus that, if it ever worked, stopped working with the advent of LED TVs, is not.

Users of secure chat app Telegram popped after possible nation-state attack

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"secure chat app Telegram"

Telegram themselves have supplied some info about their security and it was shown to be insecure from the info they gave.

No independent third party has ever audited it and shown it was secure.

Windows 10 Anniversary Update: This design needs a dictator

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Re: why the constant fixation on start menu, settings, icons etc?

I'm glad you find that a UI using hard to interpret elements or three different designs for the same concept understandable. Others don't precisely because it doesn't help them find things when they need to or get their work done.

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Re: Finally

Pity those with Windows 10 who hate MS all day every day.

OS X file guard tool in alpha

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Re: @DougS

I expect you know this, but use an admin user just to install (okay, copy) software to the /Applications directory and a standard user to run them.

If a standard user copies software to their own ~/Applications then it can get completely owned, just like documents in their home directory. There's not much you can do about that apart from using a monitoring programs like this which hopefully doesn't make daily use too terrible.