* Posts by Dan 55

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'We already do that, we’re just OG* enough to not call it DevOps'

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It’s an Augean Stables’ worth of offal!

While there’s no end of success stories when it comes to DevOps, rather than sending an email full of links that’ll never be read, arrange actual meetings between your doubters and outsiders who’ve been successful with DevOps.

An all expenses-paid trip to a meeting in Cancun might convince the commentariat. Does this mean El Reg is paying?

Amazon pops up more shops

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Meh

It's Argos 2.0

I think I'll give it a miss.

HP doorsteps Apple shoppers at the altar of dreams

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Hey, we still innovate!

Look at us copy Apple! Why aren't you taking us seriously?

Delete Google Maps? Go ahead, says Google, we'll still track you

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Re: "We've reached out to Google to ask "

Thank you for running that up the flagpole. I, for one, saluted.

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Re: Turning Everything of still works... kinda

Of course multibillion dollar Google don't use your data. They just have huge money printing machines in their buildings.

Phones exploding in kids' hands, shares tanking – but it's not all good news at Samsung

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Re: Six year old ..? ..HIS smartphone?

His mother is quoted as saying it's a Galaxy Core. If that's true, Samsung's bulging batteries have come back to bite them, it might mean they have a problem in the manufacturing process that affects batteries for more than one model.

I could write headlines for El Reg.

Brexit makes life harder for an Internet of Things startup

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Re: Another "oh think of the children" BS story.

That's easy. He was expecting a Remain majority.

It would have given certainty to the result, whichever way it went, and not have triggered a constitutional crisis. There are still court cases running over whether the referendum gives a mandate to pull the UK out of the EU or not.

But he doesn't really care, he forbid civil servants from making a contingency plan for Brexit, took a chance on the referendum and screwed it up, walked out on the 24th despite promising to stay on leading the negotiation, and has left his job as MP today despite promising to stay on as a backbencher. I hope whoever is fool enough to have employed him regrets it.

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Re: Another "oh think of the children" BS story.

It's a democratic decision, but it's a non-binding referendum which is just used to guide government policy and doesn't actually give the government the mandate to go ahead and to leave the EU. If you want a true democratic process then there has to be another referendum later on when government policy has been formed, this time binding.

Why was it non-binding? Why was there no supermajority? Who knows, ask Cameron. Perhaps he couldn't quite make the link between one nation Toryism and not setting a referendum up to provoke a constitutional crisis because he's a bit dim.

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Are we seeing a problem where there is none?

Look at the array of logos found on the boxes of many pieces of electronic equipment. Some of them read like the Star Wars opening crawl (FCC, CE, TUV Rhineland, BS1234, Chinese and Japanese symbols), yet as they're all there they logically can't conflict.

(CE is pretty useless anyway, if the manufacturer promises that they follow the guidelines then they can stamp the CE logo onto it.)

HP Ink buys Samsung's printer business for a BILLION dollars

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Once upon a time HP could do this all on its own...

HP expects its acquisition of Samsung's tech will help it replace copiers with "superior" multifunction printer (MFP) technology.

Drones and alt energy tech star at Spanish start-up fiesta

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Re: Univiersites as feeders

I have had the pleasure of attending a Spanish masters course. It consisted of the lecturer reading a book out to the lecture theatre (it probably doesn't really matter if the students are there or not), occasionally adding an observation or two but not straying very far at all from the text, and when there was a couple of minutes to go till the end ask if there were any questions. Obviously as time was up it was time to go.

I gave it up, I couldn't really hack it as I need visual representation and a bit of structure to understand things, if I wanted an audiobook I'd've bought one at a fraction of the price.

However students are good at getting together and putting together the knowledge that they each individually have to come up with something approximating what they're supposed to be taught by the lecturer, but I suppose they'd have to be.

That was about ten years ago though, maybe things have radically changed since then.

EU court: Linking to pirated stuff doesn't breach copyright... except when it does

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Re: Barking up the wrong tree?

Yet they offer a paid-for service to US residents so they do have a DMCA takedown procedure.

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Barking up the wrong tree?

Perhaps what should have happened is 1) a DMCA request to FileFactory and then later via the courts 2) a request for the user details of whoever uploaded the content to go after them.

Of course, FileFactory couldn't give a toss and the uploader's account is probably full of fake profile data anyway.

The ECJ ruling is trying to balance three things:

1) As mentioned above, links themselves don't infringe copyright any more than bookmarks or the address bar do.

2) It's usually easier to go after the website with the link than the website with the content.

3) Websites with pages after pages of link to copyright content stored off-site in lockers who are obviously taking the piss.

Airbag bug forces GM to recall 4.3m vehicles – but eh, how about those self-driving cars, huh?

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Devil

"certain driving conditions may cause the airbag SDM software to activate a diagnostic test"

Oh, that'll be driving straight ahead at the exact speed used in the EPA tests then.

But, hey, at least it improves fuel economy while you crash.

Google's AI finds its voice ... and it's surprisingly human

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Meh

Not that impressive

The CereProc apps (follow for examples, try the Jess voice) have got a load of different languages and accents and still sound more natural despite Google throwing stupid money and big data at the problem (as usual).

WhatsApp, Apple and a hidden source code F-bomb: THE TRUTH

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Yes, you don't log passwords in the same way as you don't log "FUCK APPLE". Both are not good ways of logging. I think most people would agree with that.

Now back to debugging, I bet you work at RBS if you compile a release build with debug symbols set and think having a live system or a thread in it grind to a halt while you step through it is in any way acceptable.

You might claim you can get all possible errors all sorted out by the QA stage. When this doesn't happen because you can't set everything up to perfectly match the live system (e.g. scale), logging helps.

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If there isn't logging your code up to a user-configurable level, you're probably in high school anyway.

If a live system is going wrong there's no other way to do it apart from logs. No, you can't attach a debugger, it's a live system.

Sony wins case over pre-installed Windows software

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Re: So what about Windows browser choice?

It wasn't about Sony, it was about all OEMs.

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Re: So what does this do for Italy?

So an OEM says, "supplied with Windows 10", you are given the choice of accepting or rejecting Windows 10's EULA, but your rejection is worthless because the OEM was accurately describing what comes in the box.

You think it's a good ruling, I think it's a pretty stupid ruling.

It's a step backwards and doesn't aid consumer choice.

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Re: How many consumers want a pc with no OS?

Perhaps they don't want Spy OS 10 and would like to put an alternative on it. Well now MS can't be economically penalised for Spy OS 10 which is the only language they understand.

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So what does this do for Italy?

Their high court found that consumers could get a refund for the MS tax.

The Windows tax fight is finally over: Buyers can get a refund on their Microsoft OS in Italy

Two directly contradictory rulings, one at European level and one at national level.

Come in HTTP, your time is up: Google Chrome to shame leaky non-HTTPS sites from January

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Re: Not to mention multi-hosting

Yes it is not strictly kosher, if you've travelled back in time to 2005.

World eats its 10 millionth Raspberry Pi

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Oh no, they've gone all Apple

Look at the photo.

No, not the first one, the second one. The first one would be going all Microsoft.

Star Trek film theory: 50 years, 13 films, odds good, evens bad? Horta puckey!

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Re: Evens good, odds bad only applies to the first six

Voyager had a two-parter, The Year of Hell, which went back over the lost, no resources, no backup, crew rivalries thing and is what the series could have been. And then at the end of the two episodes everything was shiney and new again.

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No sir, don't like it

They way Kirk went in Generations was pretty bobbins. Also the TNG films slowly turned into space opera but the crew were getting on a bit and weren't really able to charge about.

Now that problem's solved with the new crew in the reboot, it's all space opera all the time to get the money in. Next year's series will have to work a miracle if it wants to keep the Trekkies on side.

Excel abuse hits new heights as dev uses VBA to code spreadsheet messaging app

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"Messages are delivered within 40 seconds"

So it's giving Lync a run for its money.

Apple killed OS X today and binned its $10,000 BlingWatch too

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Trollface

Re: Jet black scratches

You don't have to hide it away, you just put it on a plinth.

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Devil

"nasty WiFi messes at your place of work"

Fucking up the WiFi drivers on every major OS X release is a feature, not a bug.

Pains us to run an Apple article without the words 'fined', 'guilty' or 'on fire' in it, but here we are

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I didn't know Matt Berry read El Reg.

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Re: Apple's history of bravery

Apple has changed from the customers paying a premium because they like the complete package and it (mostly) just works to customers being price gauged because fashion.

Devices you can't repair and are designed so you can't.so you have to go to an official Apple centre. Non-upgradable devices so you have to buy the more expensive model from Apple at the start instead of upgrading as you go. Ports being removed to you have to shell out for an array of cables and dongles hanging off the side which looks like a Spectrum with an Interface 1 and a set of daisy-chained Microdrives.

Macs left to rot and obviously no ideas either when it comes to iDevices except charging more for less.

And it happened from 2012 onwards so I lay the blame squarely on Tim Nice-but-Dim.

End of rant.

Star Trek's Enterprise turns 50 and still no sign of a warp drive. Sigh

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Headmaster

EmDrive is NASA's?

And here's me thinking it was invented by a Brit, Roger Shawyer.

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

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Why?

I'm sure it was jag-wire.

Whatever it was it was rather silly, the diktat came down from on high, and they'll never back out to save face.

UK will be 'cut off' from 'full intelligence picture' after Brexit – Europol strategy man

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Paris Hilton

Okay, riddle me this

1. The more effective Interpol shares data outside EU countries, no problem. Is this too difficult for Europol?

2. From Whackypedia: The Director of Europol is able to enter into agreements for Europol with both countries and internal organizations. Europol cooperates on an operational basis with: Albania, Australia, Canada, Colombia, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Republic of Macedonia, Monaco, Montenegro, Norway, Serbia, Switzerland, the United States and Interpol.[15]

It has strategic agreements with: Bosnia and Herzegovina, Moldova, Russia, Turkey, Ukraine, United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime and the World Customs Organization.[15]

So where's the cutting off, apart from his nose to spite his face?

Linus Torvalds won't apply 'sh*t-for-brains stupid patch'

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Stop

Re: Firmware - Driver relation

Firmware updates rarely add new features. There could be no driver changes but a bug fix in the firmware which fixes a bug which leads to data loss under some conditions.

1) I hope everyone's up to date with their kernel. Cutting edge, all the time.

2) It makes the data loss bug look like it's the kernel's fault, when it's nothing to do with the kernel.

3) Things like this can happen.

If the driver really doesn't like the firmware version, it always has the option of not mounting the device and letting you know with an error so that you can run the firmware update software.

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Re: He's right. Again.

He's right, again? Perhaps only because he's stopped Linux drivers getting a little bit worse than they already are. But by making a version of a device's firmware get compiled in with the device driver in the kernel you're linking firmware version to the kernel version. Not too clever.

He's got to make an effort to make Linux drivers more modular and bring driver and associated firmware out of the kernel. Linus said once he wanted to kill all ARM engineers or something similar, I suppose the feeling is mutual with the huge ever-growing list of compiled-in kernel drivers that Linux has.

Regulators, take note: Tencent is now Asia's biggest company

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You what?

If the EU had kicked out Google for looking at it funny like China did I expect a local version would have flourished too. It's not quite what democratic countries do though.

Meet Deliveroo's ‘bold and impactful’ new logo. No, really

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Strategy boutique were on Deliveroo's zero hours lower-than-minumum-wage contracts

No other explanation.

Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good

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Alert

So, heart attack or prostrate cancer? (See related stories.)

Which one do you prefer?

Adobe reverses decision to kill NPAPI Flash plugin for Linux

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Re: Hello BBC

1) Isn't it your job to ask BT or change ISP?

2a) get_iplayer.

2b) YouTube suggestions don't work either. So what?

3) None of these could in any way be described as good reasons to not pay the licence fee.

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Re: Bad

And the web site builders who insist on perpetrating this crap can take a hike.

There's a special place in hell reserved for those who put a useless Flash intro on the main page of their site and then put a skip intro link, but as part of the Flash intro.

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Re: But ... why?

You can accuse the BBC of many things but being bothered about Linux is not one of them.

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Trollface

Re: The Grinch

Punishment for systemd.

Second 'dimmer switch' star spotted

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Alien

I don't see why you're keeping things from us. This goes far deeper than you've hinted at. Admit it, you're thinking the two stars are connected by a wormhole.

O2: Float or flog. What's it going to be, Telefonica?

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Re: Brexit opportunity...

3 could buy a minority stake in O2 then later the whole lot once Brexit is done, but there are so many uncertainties that it wouldn't be a good idea to base a business plan around Brexit.

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

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Re: Any limitation to the freedom of movement...

In my particular case, I don't know what's more funny, the inept political class in the UK, the inept political class in Spain (currently seem to be heading for a 3rd set of general elections on Christmas Day but it's possible even they may realise this is unacceptable), or the inept political class in Brussels.

Anyway, this article is out of date as it seems there will now not be a points based system, but something even better, if that's possible. I can't wait to find out what that is.

HSBC: How will we verify business banking customers? Selfies!

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Re: metrics rather than opinions

Yay, bank security specified by the Jeremy Kyle audience. What could possibly go wrong?

It give sone the same peace of mind as Barclays' voice recognition and contactless payments. Presumably the banks have worked out they can shift responsibility onto other people and in the worst case get bailouts.

Japan's Brexit warning casts shadow over Softbank ARM promises

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SoftBank vs. Brexit

Negotiations took the first two weeks of July. So if they were to later turn round and say how bad Brexit is and they couldn't keep their promises, that would be a little... cheeky.

Microsoft thought of the children and decided to ban some browsers

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Re: Lawsuit Time Again

They don't tamper with or overwrite user settings, they just bypass the parental controls by, er, connecting to a server on port 80.

Any parental controls that can't cope with a browser doing that aren't up to spec. Blocking the competition is disingenuous.

YouTube breaks Sony Bravias

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Re: Obviously the haven't even heard of defensive programming

Not that I'm one to shirk blaming Google for making stupid changes that break hardware all the time, but I'm sure people paid extra for a Bravia so they could have it run at its limit with HTTP YouTube videos.