* Posts by Dan 55

15424 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Microsoft keeps schtum as more battery woes hit Surface sufferers

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Re: Just a thought...

My I direct you to... Why the 2012 non-Retina MacBook Pro still sells. It's the one fixable, upgradable machine not held together by glue that they're still selling. Everything else got glued up, Cook doesn't know how to take little Jony's glue gun off him.

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Re: Just a thought...

I couldn't do that on my Mac.

HomeKit is where the dearth is – no one wants Apple's IoT tech

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Stop

Sirs, I'm cancelling my subscription

"Right now, you can go buy products that work and are cheap and don't need HomeKit."

And the security is non-existent.

"But that concern is being rapidly addressed by the market."

No it's not, that's why sites are being hosed off the Internet with 1Tb DDoSes. If Apple make security a feature of their HomeKit marketing, people will go for it. The vast majority of Internet o' Tat sold today would still take part in the next DDoS.

NFL is No Fondleslab League: Top coach says he'd rather use pen and paper than Surface tab

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Mushroom

I'd do it too

I mean, the thing doesn't know if it's asleep or not, it doesn't charge, and the battery constantly drains.

Mozilla strangling SHA-1

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Re: untrusted click through

And how do you expect Firefox to tell the difference between a MITM attack and your VPN connection to a smart PDU running old SSL? If we're supposed to accommodate ancient devices then we'd still be using MD5 certs.

Spain's iPhone killer actually a rebranded Xiaomi – new claim

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Re: Not illegal

What's the difference? One's white label, one's a Xiomi mobile with a sticker over the Xiomi one in the battery compartment, a new back case from Aliexpress, and a new boot logo hacked on? I know there's little difference, but if Wileyfox did it, what do you think that'd do for their reputation?

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Facepalm

It's working at the moment, it's got a blog entry saying everybody's wrong. Apparently they "share electronic components with manufacturers in China".

I also checked the previous blog entry which is a firmware update image for one of the phones they sell with a link to, I am shitting you not, Mega.

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Damn, you peeled off the sticker

And I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you pesky kids.

They apparently managed to get all manner of local and regional subsidies for the business. Wonder what the chances are of them being returned.

LG’s V20 may be the phone of the year. So why the fsck can’t you buy it?

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Doesn't have a pen

However LG seem to bang out lots of phones called Stylo and Stylus. They seem a bit cheap compared to the Note 7 though, if that kind of thing counts against it.

Basic income after automation? That’s not how capitalism works

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Re: Make robots pay tax

If robots pay NI does that mean they get free repairs, pensions at end of life, legal personality, and the right to vote?

I'd also add most of the shoes are made by manual labour in Asia, not robots.

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Automation hasn't happened so quickly as now and not everyone's cut out to be a rocket scientist

Something's got to give, in this case it will have to be the state.

The article seems to talk about who deserves their salaries, who doesn't, and massively reorganising pay so that it reflects that. That stage could only come after mass poverty and civil unrest which would only be brought about if there's no basic income.

Bits of Google's dead Project Ara modular mobe live on in Linux 4.9

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Re: What other phones are modular and would need Greybus?

Do you actually know anything about kernel modules ?

S/he knows that the ABI is not stable, rendering them pretty useless. Windows, Mac, Solaris, and FreeBSD (within major revisions) manage to keep stability, why is Linux such a special snowflake?

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WTF?

What other phones are modular and would need Greybus?

I mean, you can't even take the effin battery out of most of them.

SHA3-256 is quantum-proof, should last billions of years

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"The calculation still seems to be in the order of 10^29 years"

You see why that Utah data centre's needed? Although by then it might have grown to fill the Orion spiral arm of the Milky Way.

Mysterious algorithms, black-box AI recruiters are binning our résumés

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Re: Could be worse - you could be jailed

It's not AI, it's a search and sort algorithm.

The first thing we need to do is stop calling it AI. That would help us be in less awe of tech.

RRS Sir David Attenborough construction goes full-steam ahead

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Re: and after the sea

Don't forget the accountant sea.

Netflix reminds password re-users to run a reset

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Re: Passwords

I just can't get my head round the number of people in IT who, when asked to do something, come up with the exact opposite.

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They can try the password given in the breach list. At least one would hope that's what they're doing.

Google has unleashed Factivism to smite the untruthy

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Well at least Clinton's team didn't use Boot and Nuke

The other side would have had a field day.

What's worse, the meticulous and constant rebuttal of arguments, like Usenet of old with nested quotes or just letting made-up shit go uncontested?

Both stem from the same problem, that nobody is able to articulate a coherent vision for the future based on how things are at the moment, explain why this is for the greater good, and say how to get there from here. If that could be set out first, then it might be possible to have a somewhat decent debate which isn't just finger pointing and name calling.

New UK National silicone database will help avoid boobs

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Coat

That would make contactless payments and getting through Tube barriers interesting.

Galaxy Note 7 flameout: 2 in 5 Samsung fans say they'll never buy from the Korean giant again

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Mushroom

They'll be shipping back crates of Note 7s.

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Joke

At least you're not still feeling burned by the Galaxy Note 7...

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Re: iPhone instead?

If Apple want to capitalise on this they'll bundle the iPhone 7+ with an Apple Pen which so far has been reserved for the iPad Pro.

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Re: I'd still like one

Well their S4 batteries could start bulging after six months. What makes you think that a Note 7's battery wouldn't go kablooey after six months?

And you're not getting on a plane with one of those... Ever.

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Re: already doing that

Vizio's got the same problem...

Continuous Lifecycle 2017: Meet the committee...

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Unhappy

Already?

I thought there was a good couple of months left yet before El Reg started selling the snakeoil...

BART barfs, racers crash, and other classic BSODs

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Happy

In Soviet Russia...

Windows has computer.

HPE UK overlord lines up sales generals, gives ra ra speech

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Alert

"To beat the competition and have fun while we win."

AKA the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi you, you're fired: Apple sacks staff secretly snapping shoppers

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Mac apps are self-contained, they don't usually have shared resources.

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Facepalm

1. Macs have very separate user directories and happily boot off external devices.

2. Is that really necessary if it's a hardware problem?

Punter: Computer turns on but no display. Symptoms concur with notice buried^Wposted on Apple website which says that the video card is fried. Your website has tested my Mac's serial number and said it could be in an affected batch.

Insufferable genius: I will deign to say that you, the customer, may (but only may) be right in this case. Please fill this form in on my shiny iPad.

Insufferable genius' tablet: User password please.

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I don't know about iPhones, but if you hand in a Mac for repair the form you fill in on a tablet they give you asks you to give them your user password.

Open Sorcerers: Can you rid us of Emperor Zuck?

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Not even if they give it away for free...

To a Teleco, everything is cost, not added value. Some don't do anything but email and some don't even do that any more, they grudgingly cough up some money so Yahoo can earn a bit more CCing everything to as many alphabet agencies as will pay while not spending a penny on security.

Apple’s macOS Sierra update really puts the fan into 'fanboi'

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Re: Try safari clean start

Force Quit Safari. Then remove it from the dock and/or desktop. Then put Firefox in its place.

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Re: Ouch

Happily I have practically everything iCloudy disabled which I'm sure helps with fans and battery life but I still struggle to get four hours out of my MacBook since Sierra. It's turned into a Windows PC!

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Megaphone

Oh for the love of gaaahd. Who are these helpful souls who go around the forums insisting that every Mac issue ever encountered can be solved by restarting the computer with your fingers held down on keys at opposite ends of the keyboard like a double-jointed cellist? You may as well hold another finger in the wind and thrust one up your arse for all the good it’ll do.

And those who insist that the fucking Apple start-up chime clanging through the house at midnight waking up offspring because that's the time you've got free to do something is working as designed and is a good thing and under no accounts should you attempt to shut the fucking thing up.

Programs that mute the chime are the work of the devil and that is why every major version of OS X does something to stop them working. All problems ever can be fixed by the SMC reset, NVRAM reset, and listening for the chime wake everyone up in the house.

HP Inc to blast more humans from employment cannon

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"high cost geography"

Well good luck selling printers in your "high cost geography" when everyone there's working in McDonalds. They certainly won't fetch the same price in India or China. And as for R&D for future models, that looks a bit grim too.

Hypernormalisation: Adam Curtis on chatbots, AI and Colonel Gaddafi

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Re: Should be on the box

Odd considering his previous stuff has been on BBC2, yet this time he doesn't even get a BBC4 slot. I suppose they want to make more iPlayer-only stuff and figured out that his audience will follow him wherever he goes.

But, hey, nice to see all the nice words in the article for the BBC ponying up the cash to make it. What? Oh. Well, I'm sure Sky would have done it too...

Chat app Telegram's meltdown today was literal – its data center cooling failed

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Mushroom

I'm cancelling my subscription!

This story without a still or a link to this is terrible journalism.

And Telegram is not secure.

British jobs for British people: UK tech rejects PM May’s nativist hiring agenda

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WTF?

Govt should have this data already

Don't EU citizens in Britain show their passport/ID card when applying for a NIN? I know the Spanish government knows my nationality. I've been made to go round to the town council to prove I'm still resident here or lose my EU treaty rights.

Getting employers to do Cruella De Vil's dirty work and using the party conference to turn the nastiness up to 11 only encourages more xenophobia by idiots.

Email security: We CAN fix the tech, but what about the humans?

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Look at Qubes OS... you can have an untrusted (red-windowed) mail programming launching the office file with an untrusted (red-windowed) Office. Those untrusted pieces of software and attachment would not have rights to mess around with files on the computer or the server. You could be running a trusted (green-windowed) version of Office editing another file and they would be separate. Any malware in the attachment would not affect it.

Pound falling, Marmite off the shelves – what the UK needs right now is ... an AI ethics board

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Terminator

I for one welcome our AI overloards

May they occupy 10 Downing Street ASAP.

Hey, you know what Samsung is also burning after the Galaxy Note 7 fiasco? $2.3bn

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Re: What are they going to do about people who want to keep them?

Every operator can use their IMEI blacklist (usually used for stolen phones) to stop the service to Note 7s. Samsung already has the list, it just needs to get it to the operators.

Of course you'll get someone who keeps it inside their house to use as a posh tablet on WiFi.

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Re: Couriers

I like the way it's put inside two boxes which act as fuel inside the ceramic bag.

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Re: Has been the root cause already identified?

They go up in smoke without being on charge. Pretty likely to be the battery.

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Dysfunctional corporate culture

It's not as if Samsung is a stranger to battery problems. When it happened to the S4 (bulging batteries) they had a global replacement programme. They went ahead and made the batteries non-replacible on the Note 7 in spite of this, then had problems in Korea in August after the local launch yet they still went ahead with the global launch.

How do you turn such management pig-headedness around?

A robot kitchen? Whatever. Are you stupid enough to fall for this?

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£100 a week for a year with Tesco's delivery service comes in at about £26,000 cheaper

Ah, but where's the Marmite?

Mercedes answers autonomous car moral dilemma: Yeah, we'll just run over pedestrians

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Trollface

Nothing a Merc driver wouldn't do anyway...

He's just saying it out loud.

WD gives My Passport spinning rust drives a lick of paint

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Meh

I preferred the way they looked before.

Rather annoying because the a new one will stick out like a sore thumb.

Queen Lizzie awarded good behaviour medal

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Belgium and Spain seem to have survived.

There are some really crap budget phones out there. Vodafone's Smart Ultra 7 isn't

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Re: WileyFox

Yes, but AOSP doesn't have any privacy features.

Finding a ROM for your phone written by someone who knows what they're doing and doesn't have ADD so you're assured of future updates is often a challenge.