* Posts by Dan 55

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Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Don't worry

He's got the smartest people. The smartest... link

Computer glitches force US election poll stations to stay open for longer

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Re: Paper and Pencil

When it comes to voting nothing beyond the understanding of a lobotomized tape worm should be accepted.

Unfortunately given the way things are going it seems that includes the electorate.

It's been nice knowing y'all.

The big day is here and it's time to decide: Patch Flash, Windows, Office or Android first?

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Re: Time to decide?

It's difficult for an exploit to get persistent root if your Android's running SELinux, which all Androids on or above 4.4 do.

Retiring IETF veteran warns: Stop adding so many damn protocols

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Posting obligatory xkcd is a form of bloat.

Perhaps we could come up with a new lightweight caching protocol to fix that, like xkcd://927 ?

Tesco Bank limits online transactions after fraud hits thousands

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Re: They're on top of it

Ye gods. Incredible.

Wouldn't be a laugh if their forum got owned. Obviously impossible, of course.

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Re: Big data angle?

I notice people are talking about state actors now instead of barn-door security that lets any minimally competent hacking group waltz in and take what they want.

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Tesco Bank also held passwords in plaintext and e-mailed them back to you. Security's improved since 2014 but obviously not enough.

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Re: Fail

Time for Tesco Bank customers to test offline contactless transaction functionality, just to see if they're accepted by the bank or not.

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Re: In the interests of balance

Most of those headers are still applicable for HTTPS though.

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Re: In the interests of balance

Odd how Nationwide's main website seems to do nearly everything properly yet the online banking part doesn't.

McDonald's sues Italian city for $20m after being burger-blocked

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Re: TTIP

Doesn't matter, when CETA gets in there are going to be so many Canadian subsidiaries suing the shit out of everything that so much dares to think about stopping the invisible hand.

Brexflation: Lenovo, HPE and Walkers crisps all set for double-digit hike

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He's probably campaigning for a points-based judicial system to take back control of our laws.

Just don't ask him what that actually means, he might turn out to be spouting a load of emotive made-up bollocks.

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Re: Whilst I don't disagree with the thrust of the article...

You have to shift all that money abroad. That's getting more expensive now.

Synopsys buys Cigital in secure DevOps push

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WTF?

Security and DevOps

May I be the first to say: Is somebody having a laugh?

Add it to the tab: ICO fines another spammer as unpaid bills mount

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Re: The ICO is toothless

You're talking about setting them up with an enforcement unit with police-like powers to forcibly enter people's homes. As a society we are fairly strict about who we grant those sorts of powers, for very good and obvious reasons.

Yep, that sort of stuff is for piracy rings (where ring >= 2).

We're going to have to start making changes or the adults will do it for us

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I really would love to have sentences as variables instead of the x, y, and z in uncommented 25-year-old code that I'm maintaining now.

Can't we all just leave our egos at the door and get along together? (And re-educate the people who use spaces, they know not what they do.)

Apple drops dongle prices to make USB-C upgrade affordable

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Should have called it an Air

At least everyone would know where they stood then. Air has no ports and the Pro line has come to a dead end.

Apple, Mozilla kill API to deplete W3C battery-snitching standard

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Meh

Revolutionary low-power friendly website ideas

Thumbnail images which aren't full-screen images pulled down through 3G and then resized by the browser.

Stop running jquery bollocks in the background all the time.

Can I patent them?

Any questions? No, not you again at the back, please God no

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Re: Why Safari?

Dave Hyatt left Netscape and joined Apple so probably decided that the compass could be used since it was only an easter egg in Netscape.

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Apple paying their providers a pittence? I'm shocked.

I remember it for the ridiculous Parisian five-star hotel hosting the event, which served no food on day one and, on day two, a curiously strict diet in Spartan quantities comprising three types of soggy vol-au-vent at each meal, including breakfast.

Hopefully the chambermaids weren't throwing themselves off the balconies.

Software licencing gets easier in the cloud? Not if your name is Microsoft

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"How do I get what I'm getting today and pay the same?"

You don't. You get less and pay more as with every time MS change their licencing.

Why Apple's adaptive Touch Bar will flop

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Re: Been there, done that, didn't work.

If your app is not touch bar aware the OS will give it a standard set of esc + function keys on the touch bar, or so I am lead to believe.

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Re: It's not JUST the toolbar

HDMI had to go because Intel dropped it from Skylake. The rest could have stayed.

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They haven't snuffed out the Air line

They've snuffed out the Pro line and renamed Air to Pro .

However Lenovo's problem was that nothing would have used the touch bar apart from Lenovo's bloatware. Apple's already made changes to the OS and their apps to make them use the touch bar and the API is in Xcode for everyone else to use.

Accessories to crime: Facial recog defeated by wacky paper glasses

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Facepalm

Look at the differences between the photos

Our dystopian future is Brazil (the film).

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Re: Plausibillity

Hopefully it won't be necessary to dress like Dame Enda Everage as well.

(Edit: Someone beat me to it below.)

Brexit judgment could be hit for six by those crazy Supreme Court judges, says barrister

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Re: Media and entertainment

And what insight has a media lawyer into constitutional law?

Perry Mason reruns?

Five-a-day energy drink habit turned chap's eyes yellow, urine dark, caused anorexia

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Re: WTF do you mean "EVEN 5 a day"?!

Five pieces of fruit a day?

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Re: What's wrong with coffee

Well, there's always the possibility that you're so knackered because your liver's finally decided to go on strike as it's not a coffee filter with the consequential rise in toxins floating round your bloodstream and you're relying on yet more coffee to keep you going.

Enjoy your cuppa.

Brexit may not mean Brexit at all: UK.gov loses Article 50 lawsuit

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Re: There's one bit of good news though

Here's the link to recover your British nationality for the downvoter. That's if you renounced it with the Home Office renunciation form which is the only recognised way of renouncing it, e.g. a country taking your British passport off you is not good enough.

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Re: There's one bit of good news though

But the UK allows you to renounce your citizenship and recover it within two or three years... once.

Germany might not recognise it, but that's Germany's problem.

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It was an advisory referendum which is used to steer government policy, not a legally binding referendum. So the government can draw up a Brexit bill according to the referendum result and parliament can reject it. It's not difficult to understand or particularly non-democratic. It'd probably end up bringing the government down if parliament rejected it though.

The UK is however stuck in this position of the EU saying "no negotiation until Article 50 and then you're gone in two years" and parliament having something to vote on. By the time there's a bill, it'll too late to turn back should the rest of the EU so decide.

Facebook chokes off car insurance slurp because – get this – it has privacy concerns

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Re: Dreadful idea anyway...

Or...

Oh no!

A world where every inconsequential slip up years ago is recorded forever and made available for public viewing and comes back to haunt us in the present day instead of being put behind us and forgotten.

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Re: Dreadful idea anyway...

So, Nosedive, then.

Charlie Brooker can tick another one off the list.

Mobile beats desktop traffic

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Meh

From an open web to little apps each with their own walled data garden

Apparently that's progress.

Windows 10 market share stalls after free upgrade offer ends

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Re: Genuine curiosity...

Er, I am saying there aren't many things in W7 and they can be turned off, unlike W10 where there are too many to keep track of and slurping can be reduced but not turned off.

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Re: Genuine curiosity...

You can turn off NCSI, Devices and Printers images, CEIP, and Windows Update if you must. Job done.

Now what's the equivalent for W10? There isn't one, even with everything set to off it still surps.

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Not because it's free

When it's pushed with a huge dialog, then disguised as a security update, then you're given the options of updating now or updating tonight, then then close button programs the update, it's going to get installed on loads of machines. Then when all that stops hardly anyone installs it, which is what would have happened if they hadn't pushed it.

Hm, is that a minefield? Let me just throw my magic bomb-sniffing spinach over there

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Re: Borg spinach?

Isn't it just great when a bunch of neurons started remember the title tune and then you can't get the damn thing out of your head without brain surgery?

MacBook headphone hell

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Why are you giving them ideas?

Apple would remove the keyboard if they thought they could get away with it.

More movie and TV binge-streaming sites join UK banned list

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Re: Thank goodness for that!

Or change to a non-big five ISP...

Tell us your DevOps, Agile, CD and Container stories

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Why do some developers at strong companies like Google consider agile development to be nonsense?

Goes some way to setting out how crappy agile/scrum is. Micromanagement, technical debt, and reducing everybody's job level to junior keybasher.

To which the reply is always... "Oh, you didn't implement it right because reasons".

Linux 4.9rc3 is upon us

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Re: Today in Linux

Customers would be better off with an installable driver they can use on any version of Linux and updates straight from the manufacturer instead of having to update the kernel to get a better version of a driver.

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Today in Linux

We have merged slight changes to code for 100,000 drivers that you have never heard of into the kernel. No other changes.

We don't do kernel modules with consistent ABIs over a reasonable period of time for drivers because obviously our way is the best way and other OSes have got it all wrong. If it worked for me on my 386 25 years ago then obviously it scales up to today's use.

Trick not treat: 123 Reg down on Halloween, DNS borked by DDoS

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Meh

It's Monday

123reg must be down.

Google man drags Emacs into the 1990s

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Re: Would this work over a simple telnet/ssh connection?

The way it's always been done, start painting the changes to the terminal window when the window contents are not being drawn on the monitor (i.e. the beam is just under the window contents). However most window managers are compositing these days.

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Re: Would this work over a simple telnet/ssh connection?

This still seems back to front to me even a couple of hours after first reading about it. It should be up to the terminal software on the client computer to double buffer and/or repaint on vsync, that way it'd work for any connection type instead of one with X11 forwarding. All he's done is patch X Windows repainting so it looks less dreadful, which says more about X Windows than Emacs.

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Re: zx80

Sinclair understood that a) he had to be first and b) the price point made or broke a piece of hardware. The devices he released were usually just good enough and probably did more than most to bring a new device type to the mass market.

Obey Google, web-masters, or it will say you can't be trusted

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WordPress daddy Matt Mullenweg says Wix.com 'explicitly contravenes the GPL'

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"Yes, we do use open source here"

Usually equates to "we haven't paid for anything, grab the toolchain, an IDE, some bug tracker, and auto build thing off the Internet would you? When you've got time while you're not firefighting other things."

No code contributed.