* Posts by Dan 55

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Scotland's Skyscanner sold to Chinese rival Ctrip in £1.4bn deal

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Re: Politicians, eh?

ARM and its jobs are indeed safe in the UK. Until a PHB in Softbank decides otherwise.

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Politicians, eh?

Yesterday Hammond in the Autumn statement said there was a "longstanding problem of our fastest growing technology firms being snapped up by bigger companies, rather than growing to scale".

However five months ago he said "Britain is open for business" as he did when the ARM takeover was announced.

What's it going to be today? Who can tell.

Continuous Lifecycle 2017: Ten days to tell us how DevOps really works

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Trollface

It only takes about a week to go from nothing to a fully integrated pipeline on cloud technologies, the rest is just adding iterative value in future release cycles.

Bingo!

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"we'd hate to miss out on your take on DevOps, Containerization, etc... etc..."

I believe the commentariat have described their experience with DevOps, Agile and all that. At length. Lots of times, whenever a DevOps article comes along, which is about twice a day.

Were the answers not suitable?

Big Music goes mad for chat bots and AI

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Headmaster

Are you saying today's music is not yet AI-generated twaddle?

Could have fooled me.

No super-kinky web smut please, we're British

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No, furries will be banned. You'll just get government IT fail.

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Facepalm

So how does this magic work?

1. Transparent proxies at all UK ISPs for the naughty list (it's going to take a long time to make that list).

2. Pronsite charges CC so they know punter is over 18.

3. Free pronsites disappear.

4. Scam pronsites appear like mushrooms in shit.

5. Profit!

Twitter to crack down on spies wielding its APIs

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That'll have Syria quaking in its boots

After all, what's worse than a change to the EULA?

Visa cries foul over Euro regulator's stronger authentication demands

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Re: Wonderful

While we're at it, can they sort out contactless payments as well? Some banks don't give you the option of having a normal card, some don't even need a PIN for the first contactless payment to enable it (fraud opportunities with offline contactless payments when they send you your card via post?). ING Direct I'm looking at you. I cut into my cards to disable them and I shouldn't have to do that.

@Ledswinger: Progress means making it easier for other people to take your money? VbV is bollocks precisely because it's a box-ticking exercise.

Comcast is the honey badger of ISPs – injects pop-ups into browsers, doesn't give a fsck

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Ok, not easy to get a message quickly to the account holder before the limit is reached...

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Who uses their ISP email?

If someone rang me claiming to be from my ISP I'd tell them to phish someone else. See TalkTalk.

Not defending Comcast, but it's not easy to get in touch with customers.

Deliver-oops! Takeaway pusher's customers burger-ed by hijackers

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There's not much Deliveroo can do about it - but they're not even trying

Deliveroo can monitor for compromised data, if they find it wipe CC information, send an e-mail explaining why, and force a password reset.

And why are they allowing deliveries to new addresses without making people re-enter their CC info?

Reg man 0: Japanese electronic toilet 1

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WTF?

Re: Come on...

I can tell you've not used Google Translate before.

Icon is the user's response after the translation.

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Alert

"I began pressing all the other buttons - except for the one with a graphic of a human face."

It's easy to confuse the hair on that graphic with the hands from Munch's The Scream.

Gov's industrial strategy: 'Look, we've changed the words above our door'

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Alien

I thought she was a lizard overlord.

FYI: The FBI is being awfully evasive about its fresh cyber-spy powers

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That "think of the children" quote justifying it

Was it not the self-same FBI that was running kiddie porn servers?

Yes, yes it was.

Their moral compass needs changing, the one they've got at the moment doesn't work.

Samsung fires $70m at quantum televisions

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Quantum Samsung smart TV already exists

Information here where the TV is (viewing habits, sound) has an effect elsewhere (servers in South Korea).

Telegram API ransomware wrecked three weeks after launch

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But not using the Telegram API though. Amazing how everyone is convinced it's secure when even cursury reading shows it's not.

Google DeepMind inks 5-year agreement with NHS for 'Streams' app

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WTF?

Did I read the article right?

Not only are the Royal Free hospitals giving Google patent data, they're paying them to take it too. Does their management think it's some kind of burden or something? Google PR dept must be wetting themselves laughing every time they release a press release about this.

Apple unplugs its home LAN biz, allegedly

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Re: What's Going On?

Both Google and Airport routers are sold at a premium.

As Tim is a beancounter he'd also think it's a perfectly valid argument but it fails to address the fact that an ecosystem is worth more than the sum of its parts. E.g. Airport Express uses AirPlay and only Apple products do AirPlay reliably.

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Re: Worth watching, regarding the iFixit teardown / Recyclability (shockingly bad).

The iFixit guy said it was impossible for any recycling plant to recycle the Touch ID MacBook Pro. He said he knows which plant Apple uses and they can't do it either.

The Touch ID MacBook Pro is about as fixable and maintainable as an iPad, i.e. it's not. If the motherboard dies you lose access to your data.

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Re: What's Going On?

Apple make money with hardware, a router is hardware. Apple make money selling security and privacy, Airport routers get updates. Apple make money selling ease of use, Apple's routers are easy to use. Still not getting it.

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Does this mean Time Capsule gets the chop too?

That was pretty useful and if they wanted to they could have made it a kind of "Just Works" home myCloud, but I guess they're not visionary any more and just want to push people onto iCloud.

There's also Airport Express which pipes music to speakers which definitely will be for the chop as it's an Airport product.

They've already knocked their displays on the head.

Why are they busy dismantling the Apple ecosystem? When they turn into yet another bunch of dreary smartphone pushers and the bottom falls out of that market they'll be fucked.

Emulating x86: Microsoft builds granny flat into Windows 10

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Well they'd better hurry up

If they don't, it'll be x86 Win32 and Windows itself getting emulated on ARM, not just x86 Win32.

This is something that should have appeared with Windows 8's launch.

UK PM Theresa May's £2bn in R&D still a drop in the ocean

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Re: Confederation of British Hypocrites

They were always lobbying for an immediate skilled workforce via immigration, but since that's not possible any more they want R&D funding. They don't care where it comes from, they just want it.

They still want lower taxes. They don't where they come from, they just want them. And now that they just need to insinuate that they'll leave because Brexit, they're going to get them.

Which means that the Tories of all parties could be bringing in Scandi-style taxes (low business, high personal). Who would have thought? Shame that there won't be a Scandi-style safety net or services.

Kids' Hour of Code turns into a giant corporate infomercial for kids

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Re: Minecraft as a way to force Win 10 in education

Minecraft for the Pi has been retired.

Not sure if it was Minecraft Educational Edition or just plain Minecraft either.

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"drain the swamp"

Minecraft (desktop versions) has a scripting language so I'm willing to believe that it could be used to hit the sweet spot between coding and getting a fairly-immediate non-boring output which can get children interested or at the very least can be used to teach logic, much like the Pi.

And the fact that an education "czar" has resorted to that phrase indicates to me that he's one to add to the ever-increasing list of twatdanglers politicising education.

Did we have politicians stomping on Logo and Granny's Garden in the early 80's? No. Did this bunch of odd stuff go on to build an industry in the UK? Yes. If Minecraft works, use it. If it doesn't, don't. That's for the teachers to decide, not a politician wading in and dismissing it out of hand.

New UK copyright amendment used by Big Furniture to stifle competition

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FAIL

New UK copyright amendment used by Big Furniture to stifle competition

Swiss company lobbied the EU to get the UK law changed meaning UK furniture manufacturers have to decamp to Ireland where the law isn't so stupid. How would this affect IT? Could Apple argue successfully they've copyrighted tablet designs?

Perhaps Andrew could investigate? :)

Consumers caught out as EU furnishes the UK with crippling copyright laws

Amazon's Netflix-gnasher to hit top gear In December

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Re: The question is...

It's not the first time I've read about that... By which I mean Amazon's marketing emails. Is finding Amazon's marketing preference page and turning everything off really that difficult?

Yes, Amazon's recommendations are shit as ever. I bought one mobile phone recharger and now it thinks I want to fill the house with them.

Linux 4.9 has 'issues that just shouldn't be issues'. Or might not

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Re: Linus Lite

That comes five minutes after the release when they find the first bug.

Why I just bought a MacBook Air instead of the new Pro

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Re: Bye Bye Apple

No technical innovation is going to come from Ive, he just packages up stuff. If he did insist only on USB-C ports and nothing else on the MacBook Pro because it looked nice he would have been slapped down by Jobs or someone in Mac Hardware. Only the head of hardware for computers now is the same head of hardware for phones, who is trying to get rid of as many ports as possible and fit everything onto just one board. The head of software for computers is the same head of software for phones, who is trying to get rid of as many features as possible to make the interface easy to use by pointing and drooling and has spent the past five major versions of OS X just turning it into another version of iOS.

Jobs knew how to bang their heads together and tell them to get real. Cook doesn't. I don't think Apple's going to change any time soon.

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Re: A fair response.

Apple also invented Bonjour to do auto discovery over the LAN. Devices could have used that to find each other and sync.

It seems everyone was intent on copying Google instead.

Microsoft's cmd.exe deposed by PowerShell in Windows 10 preview

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Re: ksh or nothing, thank heavens for cygwin

Batch rename has been around forever. It's one of the few things that the old cmd was good at. Easier than faffing round with a for and sed on Unix.

Three to appear in court over TalkTalk hack

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Re: Poor show

One where there's no penalty for failure and security is only seen as a cost.

Facebook Fake News won it for Trump? That's a Zombie theory

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Does democracy work if people based their vote on lies^Wpost-facts?

There was a post-fact presidential candidate who changed his mind on anything and everything depending on which day it was (sometimes even which part of the speech he was) and post-fact sources supported him. Well, I guess we're going to find out.

Meanwhile, 4-chan is flagellating itself. Not so funny now, eh, 4-chan?

Back in Rightpondia, a week or so ago, one politician (I forget the name, forgive me) said that they were bothered because the three High Court judges that blocked the referendum result, as if it wasn't beholden to politicians to follow the law when making referendum promises or indeed have a plan which backs up a referendum promise. The judges didn't even block it, they just said that in Rightpondia, the Rightpondian Parliament must vote on matters which affect domestic law.

The next day, the dying mainstream media filled their front pages with bile which had nothing to do with the legal argument and everything to do with monkeys flinging shit at something they don't like.

Post-fact and post-logic never struck me as good ways to run things.

The encryption conundrum: Should tech compromise or double down?

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Re: Predictable sequence...

Did the US lose the crypto wars? They sabotaged new crypto standards and built up a spy infrastructure for a decade and a half and it took until Snowden for it to become mainstream.

Customer data security is our highest priori- ha ha ha whatever, suckers

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Shadow IT

Our company has solved the problem of Shadow IT by making anything newer than vim and FTP "out-of-policy" and denied by default.

Shall I try my luck and ask for them to start NFS on the server again for the third time in a month and a half? Just to see if the excuse changes, the "no" doesn't.

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FAIL

He immediately phoned his bank, which told him that because he was aware of the data breach before they were, any loss from that moment onwards would be his own fault, not theirs.

Which bank came up with something as nonsensical as that? Was it Tesco?

The Pew 'gig economy' study is here, and it's grim

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Re: Never fails to surprise me

One access number per country going to one single call centre is the stuff of every after-sales helpline everywhere.

But that's beside the point. The point is safety regs aren't being enforced because Government doesn't like to interfere in stuff it doesn't understand and you can see it doesn't understand anything about the Internet in almost every committee or debate about this and by extension they don't understand anything which uses obviously uses the Internet, even though behind the scenes practically everything does.

They can't see startups like this are just straight breaking the law and they can't see this is leading to the general impoverishment of the population. They think they look better if they say they're dynamic and disruptive and market forces.

Any improvement with anything which involves apps, the Internet, people's data, or IoT will have to be framed as a tax or cost argument, which they do understand.

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Never fails to surprise me

Do something similar to what's done before but stick a website or an app in there and you can get away with anything.

If Uber worked by calling a phone line they'd have been shut down ages ago.

User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again

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Re: Can you hold down the power button

If power button/switch is to be considered jargon, we might as well give up, turn the lights off, and go home. That's if we can find the light switch.

US Director of National Intelligence legs it

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All the Trump voters are going to be so disappointed when he drains the swamp and then builds some giant nepotistic garish Trump building there instead. Who will they vote for next?

Apple admits the iPhone 6 Plus has 'Touch Disease'

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"after being dropped multiple times on a hard surface"

Bollocks.

Apple's repairs (in and out of guarantee) are just another money spinner.

TfL to track Tube users in stations by their MAC addresses

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Re: Determine routes of users of old Android versions

But for previous versions of Android, unless you go to Settings > Google > Location, change to device only, choose Menu > Scanning and turn off WiFi Scanning, you'll probably leak your WiFi MAC address anyway.

These settings seem to move around with each version. Wonder why.

British banks chuck smartphone apps out of Windows

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Facepalm

Another one that's been to the Trump school of quotes.

"And while I'm not saying what type of device, I think we'll see devices there, Windows devices, that use ARM chips. I think we'll see devices that have cellular connectivity".

Experts to Congress: You must act on IoT security. Congress: Encourage industry to develop best practices, you say?

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So that'll be Mossack Fonseca et al.

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Facepalm

"I don't think I want my refrigerator talking to some food police."

Oh God, it's an unstoppable force... it's the rise of the stupid.

PoisonTap fools your PC into thinking the whole internet lives in an rPi

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Re: At last, the great vision of the IT crowd can be realised

Just fill an SD card with cat videos and fake biased news stories and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

KCL staff offered emotional support, clergy chat to help get over data loss

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Devil

Get the IT head's head on a stick.

That would offer more 'closure', I think the word is.

'Post-truth' beats 'chatbot' to Word of the Year Crown

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Re: feeling quite hygge

It is not something one feels but a situation which one enjoys.

Right, so it means 'fun', then. Not a whole easygoing Viking hipster lifestyle with lumberjack shirts which is what it appears to be sold as in the UK.