* Posts by Dan 55

15414 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

UK warned not to bother racing US, EU on EV subsidies

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Such was Johnson's fantastic Brexit agreement, the UK can't even make trade easier with the whole of... the UK, let alone its neighbours.

Toyota admits to yet another cloud leak

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FAIL

Toyota Hubris

Management decided that as a car manufacturer they were so good at this cloud malarky that they thought it would be a good idea to make every car upload its journeys into cloud buckets secured by Toyota... or not.

Looking forward to the next leak in about four months if past performance is anything to go by.

Raspberry Pi production rate rising to a million a month

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US Air Force AI drone 'killed operator, attacked comms towers in simulation'

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Terminator

Every story would have to be ROTM story.

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Mushroom

I am disappoint

Three pages in and still no reference to Dark Star.

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Re: What a complete shock!

Are you saying that even if I complete the "learn Python in 8 hours" course I won't be an AI expert?

Meta tells staff to return to office three days a week

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Re: building tribal knowledge

Maybe one day there could be a business which actually documents things in the first place instead of labouring under the belief that elder forefathers and younglings must meet by divine chance at the hallowed water cooler place and sacred serendipity in whom we have always trusted will ensure that the mystic incantations will be passed down.

Absolute mad lad renders Doom in teletext

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Re: THESE are my kind of El Reg articles

I think it was a result of that questionnaire a while back asking what types of articles do you like the most and there was a choice of four answers. That turned out as well as Mozilla changing Firefox's UI according to telemetry... the mix was what made El Reg what it was.

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Many countries carried on offering Teletext when they went digital with DVB-TXT, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

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Re: Impressive? Yes. Playable? No

The Oric 1 had Teletext-style attributes more so than the Spectrum, a colour change takes up a space and the colour continues until the next colour change or the end of the line, so attribute clash could affect up to the rest of the line.

The FBI as advanced persistent threat – and what to do about it

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Re: LineageOS is probably the next best thing if you don't have a Pixel

And maybe if you do, since GrapheneOS's lead appears to be having a few problems.

BMW adds games to the 5 series but still ain't the Ultimate Gaming Machine

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Meh

No point whatsoever

BMW did it because Tesla did it.

Tesla did it because... you can preview your next Autopilot crash in GTA?

Google Photos AI still can't label gorillas after racist errors

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Re: Racist?

We all know this is due to not giving it enough training data. Just enough training data was given to confirm existing biases and the results were confirmed as okay. Then later on when this was found out, the solution was "ah, well, fixing this is too much like hard work and why would black people want to tag photos anyway?"

Mozilla so sorry for intrusive Firefox VPN popup ad

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Re: Mozilla that markets Firefox [...] for the availability of ad blocking extensions, or add-ons.

I just tried to do this on the latest Firefox for Android for a few extensions, it just downloaded the .xpi file instead of installing every time. Even if when I put it in developer mode (Settings > About Firefox and tapping repeatedly on the logo). Maybe there's an extra step that has to be done somewhere or maybe it needs less strict cookie settings or something?

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Re: Mozilla that markets Firefox [...] for the availability of ad blocking extensions, or add-ons.

Try Fennec on F-Droid and Firefox Beta, both are supposed to let you install any add-on.

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I honestly don't understand how you could still use Pale Moon, because Waterfox Classic ended up breaking sites left, right, and centre and that's from a later branch than Pale Moon.

Yeah, I've learned to love Firefox's user interface and the clocks are striking thirteen.

All Microsoft Surface Pro X cameras just stopped working

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Windows

Re: (0x80004005)

Guru Meditation #80070000.00000000 for me.

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Re: What day is it?

They did but the Exchange server couldn't cope with the number of transactions caused by updating everyone's calendar appointments with all the firing and hiring going on at MS.

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Re: Certificate!

For the same reason as the snipping tool, Touch Keyboard, Voice Typing and Emoji Panel; the Input Method Editor user interface; and, incredibly, the Getting started and Tips app, and the Start Menu and Settings in S Mode I guess. No real reason whatsoever other than to let you know who's in charge of your computer when it goes wrong.

Neuralink says US OKs human experiments with Elon's brain chips

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Neuralink to carry on torturing primates

Alternative headline for you.

Neuralink reportedly under investigation by Uncle Sam for 'animal welfare violations'

Rushed 'hack job' surgeries cause monkeys, pigs to needlessly die, staffers claim

Facial recog system used by Met Police shows racial bias at low thresholds

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It was probably one of the key requirements. "New facial recognition system should be as good as Met officers in identifying suspects on watchlists."

Microsoft wants you to think inside the Dev Box from July

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Of course it won't be cheaper because their cloud offering uses a standard PC, not a Raspberry Pi, making the entire undertaking utterly pointless and merely a method of paying the Danegeld to Microsoft every month.

Of course "key decision makers" in corporations will willingly sign on the dotted line while their developers who have to use this shit will collectively facepalm... again.

Samsung's screens will check your blood pressure if the movie's too scary

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Re: Really?

I'm sure they can knock out some lovely screens which might give a close approximation of your heart rate and blood pressure but that still doesn't mean I should trust their software or privacy policies, both of which have been found to be wanting.

If you really have a medical condition then you'd obviously need a home blood pressure monitor.

Parent discovers the cost of ignoring Roblox: £2,500 and heart palpitations

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Re: Dystopian

You'd presume iPads can have more than one user profile, but they can't.

Apple probably worked out there were enough gullible people in their target market willing to buy his and hers matching iPads with iPad Minis for the children.

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Re: Dystopian

Simple, but not that simple. Odd that they polish the user experience on a tonne of things until the corners are rounded, but when it comes to not including a payment method the hoop jumping starts.

Anyway that info is a bit old, you can't make an Apple ID any more without linking it to a phone number. Perhaps they helpfully automatically enable operator billing for you if one of your devices is an iPhone...

G7 nations admit they're nowhere on AI regulation

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Re: Very clever, I'm sure.

Sitting there doing nothing and letting our corporate overlords bring about a Snow Crash-style anarcho-capitalism future doesn't sound very appealing either.

UK government prays that size doesn't matter as it chips in £1B for semiconductor sector

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Re: Hmm.

The EU is living rent free in Brexiters' heads, as the youth would probably say.

Meta facing third fine of 2023 for mishandling EU user data under GDPR

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Re: EU data safe from from inspection by the spooks

That is the ePrivacy Directive, not GDPR.

In a stand against authoritarianism, Montana bans TikTok downloads

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Re: more unsafe

All that's going to happen is you change your app store address to outside Montana if it's actually accurate in the first place, download it, then change it back to Montana if you really want to.

Cheapest, oldest, slowest part fixed very modern Mac

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Re: Serial...

Nowadays of course Bluetooth makes connectivity between devices so easy, simple, standard, and secure.

Ex-Twitter sextet sues Elon Musk for 'stiffing' them on severance

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I stand corrected, the OP's premise was right. I guess they all have to stay in hotels and eat somewhere.

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Re: There is a reason

There's a CNN article with the same title.

Seems a reasonable summary of Musk's dance with the far right and authoritarianism but doesn't go into the funding.

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I like the sentiment but I had to look it up.

Delaware is 43 out of 51 in terms of GDP so you could say everyone ends up poorer when lawyers are involved.

BT is ditching workers faster than your internet connection with 55,000 for chop by 2030

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This is the tulip bubble all over again, isn't it?

- ML software is rebranded as AI to magically get funding.

- Corporations selling AI claiming they have the best version.

- Nobody knows what "AI" will do or be a decade from now, but businesses are already planning firing thousands over the next decade on the back of that.

Blockchain, cryptocurrencies, and NFT ran out of steam but AI is the grift that keeps on giving for snakeoil salespeople, when LLMs end up to be a dead end there'll be another AI thing along after that.

Up to £895M up for grabs in UK Emergency Services procurement

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Re: Missing something

It was what the first consultancy they asked told them to do and there's no changing their minds.

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Re: What a shower!

The requirements will still be for a 4G solution with super-special PTT by the time 6G comes out. Not the 6G spec, mind, but actual 6G phones in shops you can use to make calls on working 6G networks.

Search the web at least once every two years or risk losing your Google account

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Re: Our internal analysis...

There's no reason to give Google your phone number to use 2FA. Nor is there any reason for Google to ask for it (for 2FA).

Of course, they like unique identifiers so they're asking it for that.

Baidu boss says good luck talking AI to Beijing if you don't understand censorship

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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

Wasn't there a film about an AI which couldn't get its head around being lied to and went a bit loopy?

In this case with LLMs, they just as easily switch between truth and nonsense and have no concept of either, so how would a LLM be able to defend the party line?

EU monopoly cops probe complaints about Microsoft Azure

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You want to work in Microsoft?

Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: Reporting just as bad as ever in El' Reg...

That's a totally different topic to the one of this article, which *repeatedly* suggests that Horizon would solve the things Dyson is critical of.

The article mentions Horizon *once* when talking about UK's ability to compete in science. That's competing in science, not making vacuum cleaners. Dyson seems to confuse the two and talk about innovation when he means he wants to make household goods more cheaply. How much of a non-compete clause do you need if you're making fans or hand dryers? SpaceX he ain't.

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Re: "the PM refuses to meet entrepreneurial, technology-focused employers and investors like me"

It was not a comment about class, it was a comment about his arrogance vs the barely sufficient quality of the products he makes. Also his "investing far more in modern, forward-looking economies elsewhere in the world that encourage growth and innovation" means where workers are cheap as possible working in miserable conditions until a whistleblower lets the cat out of the bag.

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Meh

"the PM refuses to meet entrepreneurial, technology-focused employers and investors like me"

Get over yourself, you make average vacuum cleaners that are overpriced and hand driers that spray droplets everywhere in a factory in Malaysia which uses forced foreign labour.

Toyota's bungling of customer privacy is becoming a pattern

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It doesn't matter, Clearview still slurped UK and EU citizens' data. They are amassing GDPR breaches and it's difficult for a judge to just throw out a case just because it comes from the UK or an EU country, CCPA is a thing and the comparisons between GDPR and CCPA can easily be made. They also settled with the ACLU which is as good as admitting guilt so why shouldn't they pay up for GDPR breaches?

An unexpectedly fresh blast from the past, Freespire 9.5 has landed

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nvi's going backwards though, it's a fork of vi which didn't get very far, unlike vim and neovim (or even dare I say it MacVim and VimR).

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I was expecting to see something more XP-like or XP-like (again) or even Mac-like, but it doesn't look like anything much.

Ubuntu 23.04 welcomes three more flavors, but hamburger menus leave a bad taste

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On a phone it might even make sense if the icon is at the bottom right of the screen (or bottom left if you're left-handed). For desktops it's a terrible idea - the icon is usually at the right of the window so there's no horizontal space for it and many screens are 16:9 so vertical space is limited too. It's like someone at the Guild of UXers had a bet on choosing the worst way of doing things and put it in everybody's desktop software.

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Stop the KDE and Gnome trains, I want to get off

Can anybody recommend a distro which comes with a nice Xfce theme and the software is written with Xfce in mind? I use Mint Xfce which is okay, but not great.

Microsoft can't stop injecting Copilot AI into every corner of its app empire

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Devil

"Do the benefits far outweigh anything that are the societal consequences?"

I assume by "benefits" he's using the "profits" meaning of the word?

Musk decides to bury dead Twitter accounts, warns users follower counts could sink

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Re: Trump?

I do hope so. With extreme prejudice.

Microsoft disarms push notification bombers with number matching in Authenticator

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Re: Security vs Convenience

If you want idiot proofing take the idiot out of the equation. Don't use push notifications (i.e. use TOTP) and the system should flag accounts that have repeated successful password entries but keep failing on 2FA.