* Posts by Dan 55

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El Reg drills into chatbot hype: The AIs that want to be your web butlers

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Re: On a tangential topic...

Put them in government, it seems.

Why Theresa May’s hard Brexit might be softer than you think

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Re: As usual, Ms May is right in there with the misinformation from the start

They've also decided it gives them the mandate to "take the opportunity of this great moment of national change to step back and ask ourselves what kind of country we want to be."

Leavers have been lied to on an industrial scale and Labour aren't up to the job of hold the Tories to account, which is why the Tories have gone for the suicide option.

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So it's the Turkish customs union for the UK then

Which means non-agricultural goods, no services, no finance, follow EU standards, and follow the EU's trade policy (including trade deals).

That's not good enough and the EU just won't hand over the single market because Cruela De Vil says so.

The tabloid press will get on the case and UKIP will get enough of a vote to panic the Tories, no matter how much the Tory party tries to appease both UKIP and their own right wing as well that section of the population where deporting everyone with funny last names is barely good enough. Cue attempts to set up a tax haven on a scale never attempted before. The first thing that will have to be sacrificed is the NHS because tax havens can't really do welfare state on that scale.

What a fucking glorious future for the UK.

CBI: Brexit Britain needs a 'sensible and flexible' immigration programme

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Re: Employers have called for a "sensible" immigration programme

"A little over six months ago, the British people voted for change. [...] And it is the job of this Government to deliver it. That means more than negotiating our new relationship with the EU. It means taking the opportunity of this great moment of national change to step back and ask ourselves what kind of country we want to be."

Did anybody vote for that? I don't remember "[X] Give a blank cheque to the Conservative Party" on the ballot paper.

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Re: dual nationality

I'm struggling to think of a downside to a backup eu nationality. I meet the criteria for Irish citizenshipt.

If the country you are in requires you to give up your British nationality to get the other one (not Ireland, and in any case you could probably decamp there without the need to get Irish nationality because of the CTA and similar arrangements), and you do it officially by renouncing your nationality using the Home Office form to do that, you are at the whim of the Home Office if you want to get your British nationality back after renouncing it.

You are generally allowed to get it back once after renouncing it, but these are interesting times. where EU citizens are being told to pack their bags even though they still have every right to have permanent residence in the UK or apply for British citizenship.

Phoney McPhoneface: The thrilling tale of ZTE's crowdsourced mobe

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Very disappointed

The perfect opportunity to mention Homer Simpson's car (episode titled Oh Brother Where Art Thou?) was passed over.

Microsoft Germany says Windows 7 already unfit for business users

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Anything you do say will be taken down and used in evidence against you

Not good for the OS maker to say security isn't up to scratch if they've promised support till July 2017 and major security updates till January 2020.

They should only start dropping hints it's not as secure after July or people might think they're not trying and not getting what they paid for.

Amazon asks for spectrum to try out IoT networking gear

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It means 5 minutes per hour per day per week per month per year per decade per century per millennium per myriaannum per decamyriaannum per megennium per decamegennium per centamegennium per gigennium.

Windows 10 Anniversary Update crushed exploits without need of patches

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Re: Why is font rendering in the kernel in the first place?

MS decided that with the release for Windows NT 4.0 faster graphics on a server OS would be a great thing, so they stuck the GDI in the kernel and ever since then we've had the blue screens we know and love.

It's 20 years later and I doubt they know how to unpick it and take the GDI back out into userspace.

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I´d like to see the same test done on Windows 7, to see how much protection with EMET is a hangover from the previous regime and how much is actually new.

BT installs phone 'spam filter', says it'll strain out mass cold-callers

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Re: Interesting development

Given BT's success at keeping records, it's entirely possible the left hand don't know what the right hand is doing.

Nielsen, eat your heart out: TiVo woos admen with prediction engine

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Is that why TiVo boxes are so slow?

So when the time comes to flick the switch and spam you with with adverts, you aren't dismissing them for a good 10 seconds.

McDonald's forget hash, browns off security experts

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And the chances of getting any change tested, signed off, and sent to production in Christmas week are null.

Promising compsci student sold key-logger, infects 16,000 machines, pleads guilty, faces jail

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Re: Why IT schools need ethics badly courses

Why? Because you just stated MS puts key loggers in every Windows Update, and it is provable that MS does not. Plus you worded it as a fact, not as a personal opinion.

Windows 10's default privacy options are none whatsoever (AKA full), and that includes "Send Microsoft info about how I write to help us improve typing and writing in the future" - i.e. a keylogger. It'll be buried in the famous 45 page privacy policy. I'd include the text I could actually be bothered I'd search it, but you can do that too.

Windows 7 and 8 also got telemetry updates pushed out to them.

So yes, MS do run keyloggers.

EE brings 1,000 call centre jobs to UK and Ireland

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Can't help being suspicious

Are they talking about 1000 people or 1000 positions? One person could support both EE and BT so some of those 1000 people could already be included in what BT have already announced.

Opera scolds stale browsers with shocking Neon experiment

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Re: Miserable old gits

It's yet more pointless UI masturbation. I'd like to see my bookmark list represented as (4)99 red balloons.

Customer: BT admitted it had 'mis-sold' me fibre broadband

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Re: (Re-worded with Rose tinted glasses removed)

I'd also add how are they going to roll out G.Fast if they're using aluminium instead of copper where they can? It's barely acceptable for broadband, it's going to blow up in their faces if G.Fast takes off because they're going to have to replace aluminium cables with copper.

It's not as if BT is short of a bob or two. They're just kicking the (aluminium) can down the road again.

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Trollface

What are customers moaning about?

They say up to 80Mbps and that's what they give you.

Boffins turn timid mice into psycho killers – by firing lasers into brains

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Black Helicopters

Is there really no application? The first thing that comes to mind is a new special military headset with a HUD that also shines lasers into eyes.

Yes, I've seen Black Mirror.

It's not just your browser: Your machine can be fingerprinted easily

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Re: Mine doesn't give that data.

Your best bet for anonymity is to do (or set things up so it claims to do even though it doesn't) what the average machine does, because if you turn everything off, that itself makes you stick out like a sore thumb.

Brexit contributes to backup appliance sales fall

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Sterling devaluation triggered a move to cloud backup?

Why, did the cloud have to be reassuringly expensive before people would move to the it?

Article does not compute, sterling devaluation has affected both appliances and cloud.

Lloyds Bank customers still flogging the online dead horse

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Nationwide seems to be relatively free of these intermittent issues affecting a very small number of customers.

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Devil

Later this week at an important PHB meeting

- It went wrong. How can we fix this?

- Moar outsourcing! Outsource it all!

Oi, Mint 18.1! KEEP UP! Ubuntu LTS love breeds a laggard

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Re: Linux Noob question

People are saying nice things about Fedora 25. I don't know, but that's what they're saying.

BBC surrenders 'linear' exclusivity to compete with binge-watch Netflix

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Now look at Netflix's board.

Of course, it's the BBC which is profligate...

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WTF?

How is the BBC going to drive them to torrents and YouTube if they've not broadcasted it yet? Pirates don't have time tellies.

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Re: Content is king

For every The Crown on Netflix there are loads of things which are worse that the now supposedly uniformly terrible BBC. And if it matters to you, children's TV on Netflix is just a wasteland too.

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Why?

UK channels broadcast as well as stream, so they will probably never have as many catch-up/on demand users in the UK as a streaming-only service.

People are still creatures of habit and have to fit TV around other things, most are probably not going to binge an entire series in a weekend as they probably won't have the time.

Things like news or soaps that run all year like East-bloody-Enders can't be dumped onto iPlayer.

Does this include Christmas specials? Will we be watching them in October?

If you dump everything onto iPlayer, when do you take it off? Or is this a way of turning the BBC into a subscription service?

Can I think of any more questions?

Maps and alarm clocks best thing about mobes, say normies

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Windows

Maps and alarm clocks best thing about mobes, say normies

Well they were. Remember the days when you could turn off* your phone and you could rely on them starting up and notifying you for alarms and calendar appointments? Nowadays it's pot-luck if it notifies you at the right time after daylight savings time changes. That's progress.

* We all know it was never off, but anyway.

The top doc, the FBI, the Geek Squad informant – and the child porn pic that technically wasn't

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Re: "To be clear, our agents unintentionally find child pornography"

If it's just one still it's more likely to be a deleted file from the browser cache.

Google/Bing Images claims another victim?

How Apple exploded Europe's crony capitalism

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Re: It's all about the data stupid

Micro and Nano SIMs were pushed through as a standard by Apple.

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Mobile money

Not that I particularly like any corporation using my electronic wallet as an interest free loan or a way for them to make money from commissions from the payment services chain, but I'd like Apple and Google using it the least.

And m-pesa works, it's not just a card wallet for buying frapuchinos.

New Windows 10 privacy controls: Just a little snooping – or the max

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Re: Rule Number 1 if you're using Windows 10...

The only winning move is not to play.

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Re: Let me guess...

What do you think?

Yes, it's full.

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It's getting a bit warm in this water

So Basic is the old Enhanced, Enhanced is gone, and control of privacy settings is taken out of the OS and put into MS's cloud which appears to have access to everything but if you flip a few switches will promise it won't look.

It's good that those who updated last year knew what they were getting in to. I'm sure it's buried somewhere in the 45 page privacy policy.

No more will I tailor Swift: Code lang project lead leaving Apple

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Facepalm

Oh good

Anyone left who can program at Apple or do they just want to push out new themes every couple of years?

Anti-smut law dubs PCs, phones 'pornographic vendor machines', demands internet filters

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Re: Move along, there's nothing to see.....

If there's a crackpot at the top, it has a very good chance of passing.

Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death dead in latest Windows 10 preview

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Shia LaBeouf's response to the "Get Windows 10" dialog (it was ignored and he got Windows 10 installed anyway).

Shia LaBeouf Live... just because.

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Re: Alternative OS? Tried the Live USB of Fedora 25

We all know Windows exists too, but look, here we are.

Always good to know which Linux distros currently offer the best user experience and as well as which Windows versions (7).

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Re: Microsoft creators a Bloater Edition?

Just wondering, how can MS drop support for hardware if they're pushing the continual upgrade treadmill that is the last ever version of Windows?

"Your Windows 10 computer is now not secure, please buy a new Windows 10 computer" would go down like a lead balloon.

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There are a lot more developer-specific tweaks in the new build and it's clear Microsoft is preparing for something major with the Creators Edition. Let's hope it causes fewer crashes than the Anniversary Update.

I am so glad I am not part of this continual beta test for the Enterprise edition.

EU tosses Europe's cookies... popups

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Re: woo hoo

Jobserve was one of those who did manage to do it right. You get no cookies at all and can't log in until you OK a banner.

The ICO didn't do it right.

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Re: woo hoo

It does require consent to be given for nonessential cookies, supposedly before they are set, so that's either a popup or a banner.

Snapchat chooses London for international headquarters

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Is this a U-turn on the Silicon Roundabout?

The move has been seen as a further vote of confidence in London’s tech and media sector, "despite" the UK’s decision to leave the European Union

I can't say I ever read much, if any, cheerleading for the Silicon Roundabout from Andrew before Brexit. What event has occurred to make it worthy of pompoms and confetti?

Renault goes open source with next-gen electric buggy you might generously call 'a car'

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Alert

French cars + electrics

What could possibly go wrong?

Too much landfill, too little purpose: CES 2017

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"Clearing away the trash"

A Wall-E future awaits us.

You have the right to be informed: Write to UK.gov, save El Reg

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Devil

Mosley and Meritocracy

Mutually exclusive I'd have thought.

What are his qualifications apart from snorting [redacted] off of a [redacted] [redacted]?

Censored because the media is probably liable for comments too.

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Re: Question

Articles two weeks before, one week before, and the day before and pinning them near the top of the front page would have been better.

As it is this was published on the last working day. It's a big ask.

Fake History Alert: Sorry BBC, but Apple really did invent the iPhone

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Re: Optional

I can only find one instance of "Google" which is in the quoted letter.