* Posts by Dan 55

15423 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

How Lexmark's patent fight to crush an ink reseller will affect us all

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Re: "patent exhaustion doesn't apply when patented goods are sold outside the US"

Maybe out of the frying pan and into the fire... China's said that they're willing to pick up the reins where the US left off so an agreement which was supposed to exclude China could now make the Pacific countries very China centric.

Oh, the things Vim could teach Silicon Valley's code slingers

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Headmaster

As a long-time Vim user (since 2005 or so)

Get off my lawn you young whippersnapper, etc... etc...

Shocked, I tell you. BT to write off £530m over 'improper' Italian accounts practices

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Re: No prosecutions then?

Yes and no...

http://www.snopes.com/business/names/powergen.asp

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Re: No prosecutions then?

They'll probably walk into jobs at Telecom Italia.

Make America, wait, what again? US Army may need foreign weapons to keep up

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Re: Military-industrial 101

The encryption that makes eCommerce possible was pioneered by us during WWII when we cracked the German enigma cipher.

Sorry to break it to you but U-571 was not historically accurate.

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O'Rly?

It's not because someone who's willing to throw absurd amounts of money at the military has just got the job? I'd have thought they'd have just said, "no thanks, we're good after 60 years of military industrial complex, spend it on people who need it like the unemployed".

GDS chap: UK.gov is better off on public cloud than its own purpose-built network

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Facepalm

Yeah, just slap it all on Azure

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Samsung Galaxy S8 will be a no-show at MWC, exec says

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Devil

Couldn't have happened to a nicer company

In other news, Nokia will be unveiling something at MWC.

Samsung set a fire under battery-makers to make the Galaxy Note 7 flaming brilliant

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Re: Amazing that somehow only Samsung was affected

Of course they're saving face, just spend 10 minutes throwing a few keywords at Google to read up on Samsung's internal culture. Communication with external suppliers and non-Korean workers is in one direction only.

Stupid specs that two battery manufacturers couldn't produce, non-existent QA, dysfunctional management. Everyone seems to have forgotten about the S4's bulging batteries that they fixed by constantly replacing them. Then some bright spark had the idea of making their phones like iPhones at any cost, if the battery weren't shut in it would have popped the back lid open a week or two before going up in smoke.

UK.gov still drowning in legacy tech because no one's boarding Blighty's £700m data centre Ark

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Devil

What's worse

a) The fact there's no super IT dept that can go round and boss the others around so there's no coherent IT strategy

or

b) the fact that the other departments in all probability looked at this Ark thing which wasn't cheap to set up and whose board was just an old boy's network and in all probability found it wanting?

Rap for crap WhatsApp trap flap: Yack yack app claptrap slapped

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Re: "Signal is not an option for many people" Why is that?

If you're going to move to a different IM network, it'd be better to move to Signal (which you've discounted), Wire, or Wickr, not Telegram which seems to have a reputation for privacy and security even though anyone who's looked at it in any detail says it's some badly implemented half-arsed roll-your-own solution.

Welcome to the Wipe House: President Trump shreds climate change, privacy, LGBT policies on WhiteHouse.gov

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Re: I'd offer the world an apology for the garbage that is "American First"

Raygun, Bush, and Shrub (as well as the Democrat presidents) could find something nice to say along the lines of now the campaign's over people can come together and they'll going to govern for everyone. But not Trump... He's too special for that. Why couldn't he manage it?

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Re: I'd offer the world an apology for the garbage that is "American First"

That inauguration speech in full:

America, Fuck Yeah!

Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah

America, Fuck Yeah!

Freedom is the only way, Yeah

Terrorists, your game is through

'cause now you have ta answer to

America, Fuck yeah!

So lick my butt and suck on my balls

Seven pet h8s: Verity is sorely vexed

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Re: Unicode Strings...

For a supposedly Unicode native language, it ain't half difficult to use Unicode in Go.

In that example, the thing that works is at the thing at the end, where you're faffing about with strings like just as in C. Unless I can address and compare Unicode glyphs in strings as easily as addressing and comparing simple ASCII elements, it's... suboptimal.

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Stuck-in-time Overflow

Google something site:stackoverflow.com and the top link will take you to an answer with a thousand upvotes from 2009 before the New Testament (C++11) arrived. Everything's moved on since then, unless the question is about makefiles.

Upvotes should disappear after a year and eventually old answers will sink and bright shiny new code will appear to take its place. Perhaps a special exemption can be made for Delphi.

Apple, Amazon smash audiobook cabal after European pressure

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Re: It's all irrellevant now

No books or audiobooks. Donald will set fire to your books and your Chinese headphones.

My hole is a private thing – see for yourself

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That's Something for the WEEKEND, Sir?

So we're going to recommend articles from years ago with WEEKEND in the title including that egg, which until now I'd mercifully forgotten about.

Mozillans call for new moz://a logo to actually work in browsers

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The request is stupid

So watch Firefox's UX team swing into action and spend three months development time implementing a row of dancing monkeys in HTML5 when you go to that URL.

Google loses Android friends with Pixel exclusivity

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Re: Go Google !

CyanogenOS phones aren't pre-rooted.

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Re: Doesn't make sense

And Play Store/Services gets pushed down to practically everything anyway, to the point where it slows old hardware to a crawl.

Chrome dev explains how modern browsers make secure UI just about impossible

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Re: Symbian's "Trusted UI" capability was intended to remedy this

Symbian, still solving today's problems 10 years ago. Either Symbian was ahead of its time or today's mobile OSes are still way behind.

Uncle Sam sues Oracle for 'screwing over Asian, black and women staff'

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Re: ..not to mention..

... OpenOffice, Grid Engine, Solaris...

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Devil

However they're not being sued for screwing over customers

They're anticompetitive and as lock-in as you like, but at least they've hit all their diversity targets.

Linux is part of the IoT security problem, dev tells Linux conference

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Rolling your own vs. getting Linux

It's always easier and cheaper to stick Linux on an IoT thing, just like it's always easier and cheaper to slap Android on a mobile. That will only change when someone comes up with another IoT OS that's easier to develop for than Linux... and makes it free, of course.

Why Theresa May’s hard Brexit might be softer than you think

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Re: North isn't as smart as he thinks he is

If the government/Whitehall were smart they would use the EFTA as a vehicle for a two-speed Europe they've so often said they've wanted.

They're not smart.

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Re: As usual, Ms May is right in there with the misinformation from the start

They've also decided it gives them the mandate to "take the opportunity of this great moment of national change to step back and ask ourselves what kind of country we want to be."

Leavers have been lied to on an industrial scale and Labour aren't up to the job of hold the Tories to account, which is why the Tories have gone for the suicide option.

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So it's the Turkish customs union for the UK then

Which means non-agricultural goods, no services, no finance, follow EU standards, and follow the EU's trade policy (including trade deals).

That's not good enough and the EU just won't hand over the single market because Cruela De Vil says so.

The tabloid press will get on the case and UKIP will get enough of a vote to panic the Tories, no matter how much the Tory party tries to appease both UKIP and their own right wing as well that section of the population where deporting everyone with funny last names is barely good enough. Cue attempts to set up a tax haven on a scale never attempted before. The first thing that will have to be sacrificed is the NHS because tax havens can't really do welfare state on that scale.

What a fucking glorious future for the UK.

'Ancient' Mac backdoor discovered that targets medical research firms

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Re: A backdoor in what exactly?

It's a userland shell script which runs on MacOS and Linux and does different things depending on which OS it's running on to autorun on login and capture the screen.

There is no backdoor.

El Reg drills into chatbot hype: The AIs that want to be your web butlers

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Re: Metrics

How was this determined? It came out before Cortana, Alexa, and Google [whatever the name of it this week is].

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Re: On a tangential topic...

Put them in government, it seems.

CBI: Brexit Britain needs a 'sensible and flexible' immigration programme

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Re: Employers have called for a "sensible" immigration programme

"A little over six months ago, the British people voted for change. [...] And it is the job of this Government to deliver it. That means more than negotiating our new relationship with the EU. It means taking the opportunity of this great moment of national change to step back and ask ourselves what kind of country we want to be."

Did anybody vote for that? I don't remember "[X] Give a blank cheque to the Conservative Party" on the ballot paper.

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Re: dual nationality

I'm struggling to think of a downside to a backup eu nationality. I meet the criteria for Irish citizenshipt.

If the country you are in requires you to give up your British nationality to get the other one (not Ireland, and in any case you could probably decamp there without the need to get Irish nationality because of the CTA and similar arrangements), and you do it officially by renouncing your nationality using the Home Office form to do that, you are at the whim of the Home Office if you want to get your British nationality back after renouncing it.

You are generally allowed to get it back once after renouncing it, but these are interesting times. where EU citizens are being told to pack their bags even though they still have every right to have permanent residence in the UK or apply for British citizenship.

Phoney McPhoneface: The thrilling tale of ZTE's crowdsourced mobe

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Very disappointed

The perfect opportunity to mention Homer Simpson's car (episode titled Oh Brother Where Art Thou?) was passed over.

Microsoft Germany says Windows 7 already unfit for business users

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Anything you do say will be taken down and used in evidence against you

Not good for the OS maker to say security isn't up to scratch if they've promised support till July 2017 and major security updates till January 2020.

They should only start dropping hints it's not as secure after July or people might think they're not trying and not getting what they paid for.

Amazon asks for spectrum to try out IoT networking gear

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It means 5 minutes per hour per day per week per month per year per decade per century per millennium per myriaannum per decamyriaannum per megennium per decamegennium per centamegennium per gigennium.

Windows 10 Anniversary Update crushed exploits without need of patches

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Re: Why is font rendering in the kernel in the first place?

MS decided that with the release for Windows NT 4.0 faster graphics on a server OS would be a great thing, so they stuck the GDI in the kernel and ever since then we've had the blue screens we know and love.

It's 20 years later and I doubt they know how to unpick it and take the GDI back out into userspace.

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I´d like to see the same test done on Windows 7, to see how much protection with EMET is a hangover from the previous regime and how much is actually new.

BT installs phone 'spam filter', says it'll strain out mass cold-callers

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Re: Interesting development

Given BT's success at keeping records, it's entirely possible the left hand don't know what the right hand is doing.

Nielsen, eat your heart out: TiVo woos admen with prediction engine

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Is that why TiVo boxes are so slow?

So when the time comes to flick the switch and spam you with with adverts, you aren't dismissing them for a good 10 seconds.

McDonald's forget hash, browns off security experts

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And the chances of getting any change tested, signed off, and sent to production in Christmas week are null.

Promising compsci student sold key-logger, infects 16,000 machines, pleads guilty, faces jail

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Re: Why IT schools need ethics badly courses

Why? Because you just stated MS puts key loggers in every Windows Update, and it is provable that MS does not. Plus you worded it as a fact, not as a personal opinion.

Windows 10's default privacy options are none whatsoever (AKA full), and that includes "Send Microsoft info about how I write to help us improve typing and writing in the future" - i.e. a keylogger. It'll be buried in the famous 45 page privacy policy. I'd include the text I could actually be bothered I'd search it, but you can do that too.

Windows 7 and 8 also got telemetry updates pushed out to them.

So yes, MS do run keyloggers.

EE brings 1,000 call centre jobs to UK and Ireland

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Can't help being suspicious

Are they talking about 1000 people or 1000 positions? One person could support both EE and BT so some of those 1000 people could already be included in what BT have already announced.

Opera scolds stale browsers with shocking Neon experiment

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Re: Miserable old gits

It's yet more pointless UI masturbation. I'd like to see my bookmark list represented as (4)99 red balloons.

Customer: BT admitted it had 'mis-sold' me fibre broadband

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Re: (Re-worded with Rose tinted glasses removed)

I'd also add how are they going to roll out G.Fast if they're using aluminium instead of copper where they can? It's barely acceptable for broadband, it's going to blow up in their faces if G.Fast takes off because they're going to have to replace aluminium cables with copper.

It's not as if BT is short of a bob or two. They're just kicking the (aluminium) can down the road again.

Boffins turn timid mice into psycho killers – by firing lasers into brains

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Black Helicopters

Is there really no application? The first thing that comes to mind is a new special military headset with a HUD that also shines lasers into eyes.

Yes, I've seen Black Mirror.

It's not just your browser: Your machine can be fingerprinted easily

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Re: Mine doesn't give that data.

Your best bet for anonymity is to do (or set things up so it claims to do even though it doesn't) what the average machine does, because if you turn everything off, that itself makes you stick out like a sore thumb.

Brexit contributes to backup appliance sales fall

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Sterling devaluation triggered a move to cloud backup?

Why, did the cloud have to be reassuringly expensive before people would move to the it?

Article does not compute, sterling devaluation has affected both appliances and cloud.

Lloyds Bank customers still flogging the online dead horse

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Nationwide seems to be relatively free of these intermittent issues affecting a very small number of customers.