* Posts by Dan 55

15445 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

The Register's guide to protecting your data when visiting the US

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Re: Urgent push towards fingerprints as login of choice now explained

There really does need to be password & fingerprint lock.

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Re: 2FA with the remote device *well* away ?

You think you've outsmarted them, they've taken a copy from Dropbox anyway.

The Mail vs Wikipedia: They're more alike than they'd ever admit

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Re: Click-bait

Angry commentards want to stop you finding out how one tabloid rag and one crowdsourced encyclopedia are the same. Click here now before they delete it!

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That should have read eyebrow. One, without any gap above the nose. Can't get the proofreaders these days.

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They are both the same in that they've got words.

Would anyone wipe their arse with the Daily Mail, having cheaper more comfortable alternatives available for cheaper in the supermarket?

I wouldn't wipe my arse with The Register either. Too sharp, might get an electrical shock.

Does an encyclopaedia do daily news or try to use it to change the political landscape of a country? Yeah, by change I mean poison. If you disagree with me you're an enemy of the people. Get the pitchforks ready, we're going after one of the branches of government.

Deafening silence as Smart Hosting support tickets keep piling up

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"The company has turned off phone comms after merging VoIP systems with the other firm"

Their customers' VoIP services went tits up without notice but their own support helpline was deliberately and carefully turned off.

ISIS videos, adtech, and the 'smartest guys in the room' (Google)

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Re: 101

Thing is, making it easy for people get radicalised and then (possibly) nabbing them doesn't seem to be working, does it?

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My flabber is agast

Google put forward a challenge to the advertising and marketing executives to help populate YouTube with more content that combats ISIS propaganda. [...] "We don't believe that censoring the existence of ISIS on Google, YouTube or social media will dampen their impact really," Google's David Drummond told the same audience.

So the bedroom jihadist is going to watch a beheading, an targeted ad will pop up which reads "PSA: Why beheading people is a bad, mmmkay", and he's going to click through to another YouTube video which explains why all the people he's just watched have a part in killing someone are naughty?

This is better than removing snuff videos? Stop the world, I want to get off.

Oracle refuses to let Java copyright battle die – another appeal filed in war against Google

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And to be fair to Oracle (let's suspend opinion for one moment) they're saying that the appeal is not a straight re-run.

They've made more shit up, then?

If APIs turn out to be copyrightable then the IT industry will spontaneously implode in a puff of lawyers because the history of computing is based on taking what's already there and improving upon it slightly.

Brexit could further harm woeful rural payments system

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Re: Food imports which may see a 20% import duty after Brexit

Worry not, DEFRA estimates that global commodities will cost 11% more when imported to the UK and that will translate into a rise for consumers of 2.9%.

Apparently there's a lot of margin on those lettuces which food producers will be only too happy to soak up for us.

Planned Espionage Act could jail journos and whistleblowers as spies

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It's odd because May doesn't seem the imaginative type. I suppose the army of civil servents and three letter agency people behind her are.

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Re: Handy timing that

Only they're not exempt, their data will be hoovered up anyway but not shown when searched for later, because it's extremely difficult to record everything everyone does inside .uk except for 650-odd people.

As this data is held by the ISP, they need something big to threaten then them with.

All of Blighty's attack submarines are out of action – report

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Ok, what's the Trident money really been spent on?

Because all this money seems to have given us missiles going off the wrong way and submarines which all break down at the same time, which is difficult to achieve with the billions thrown at it every year.

Grumpy Trump trumped, now he's got the hump: Muslim ban beaten back by appeals court

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Not liking this regeneration of the President, maybe he'll be the War President that future Presidents forget about afterwards, as if they had amnesia. That would explain the off-by-one error.

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The new.man who called Trump's attacks on the judiciary 'demoralising' and 'disheartening' and is known to be a constitutionalist is supposedly going to turn this ban around?

Nope. Not going to happen. No way.

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Re: "SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!"

Just were do you think you can find even 'half-way neutral' reporting?

Perhaps they are neutrally reporting that this is a clusterfuck?

Neutral means publishing articles based on the complete range of facts available, not bending the article's text to be neutral even though the facts don't back this up.

Explained: Apple iCloud kept 'deleted' browser histories for over a year

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Translation from legalese

"Apple does not retain deleted content once it is cleared from Apple's servers."

means

"Apple does not retain deleted information once it is deleted from Apple's servers."

which means

"" (nothing)

Prepare your popcorn: Wikipedia deems the Daily Mail unreliable

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Re: time for a new Masthead on the Daily Flail?

No, it was Mosley in 1933 and Hitler in 1938.

I think I prefer Wikipedia.

That's cute. AI and IoT need 'ethics regulation', mumbles Lib Dem baron

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Re: Nooo

I can see I should have set the joke alert icon instead.

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Nooo

We can't regulate ethics. Never been done before. Never in professions and never between people.

Luckily Baroness Buscombe managed avoid another Digital Economy Bill by deciding they weren't going to have anything to do with technology.

Brought to you by UK.gov: 'Most ambitious programme of change of any government anywhere in the world'

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Re: 2027 Headline prediction

I wonder how letting some HMRC tax return program automatically calculate everybody's tax and raid everybody's bank accounts will work out. What could possibly go wrong?

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Devil

Bizarrely, Gummer also described GDS head Kevin Cunnington as a "modern-day Che Guevara of digital".

I expect May's government would be rather partial to a racist totalitarian who executed people without proof of guilt.

Poorly defined projects with limited funds never work out well.

More tech companies join anti-Trump battle, but why did some pay for his inauguration?

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Everyone from (7 predominantly Muslim countries) except religious minorities. Are you really unable to work out what that means?

If you are, congratulations, you're qualified to vote for Trump!

Euro bloc blocks streaming vid geoblocks

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Re: Move along

Well, maybe there will be for three months where the BBC will set up glorious 60p streaming on iPlayer for the rest of the EU.

Big blues: IBM's remote-worker crackdown is company-wide, including its engineers

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Re: Obviously downsizing - everything else is flannel.

Be interesting if we could find out how many managers suddenly got moved across to the other side of the country before this was announced.

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Re: First they came for...

Nonsense, there's plenty of years left in flogging the same old snake oil. Cut R&D to the bone!

Biggest Kodi sweep: Brit cops nab five, bag some dodgy sticks

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Re: This concerns me....

However selling a machine with kodi + plugins + hardware becomes illegal... why?

Aiding and abetting.

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Re: Too late.

Hilarious. Search for it on Google and you get a bullet point list of how to install in the search results.

Will Google get their wrists slapped?

Vivaldi and me: Just browsing? Nah, I'm sold

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Re: "Microsoft’s Edge browser keeps stealing the default browser setting"

Perhaps you need to unset the Google options in Tools > Settings > Privacy?

(Or just type Google in the settings page search box to get all the Google options, which is nice.)

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Re: Still need more

One thing that's surprisingly missing in Vivaldi (or I haven't found it) is the web page language settings. Not even Firefox has knocked that on the head yet... touch wood.

Why is all software sabotaged by its devs? Perhaps there's no handing down to new programmers of 'things we rejected because we found out they were crap'. Then 20 years later we get Windows 10.

Who's behind the Kodi TV streaming stick crackdown?

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The point is, if this ends up happening, you'll have a new intermederiary for streaming services who will end up just as hated as the traditional ones.

However I doubt this will happen as it's easy enough to sign up to as many streaming services as you like, or just sign up to watch Stranger Things (perhaps the first month is free) then stop.

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Re: Said it before, will say it again

Well I don't know where you are, but where I am songs suddenly turn grey in my Spotify playlists (only happens if you set it that way in settings, otherwise they just disappear and you probably wouldn't notice), entire albums disappear, and there are region lockouts too.

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Sky and Virgin both do on demand.

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Re: I'm worried they'll outlaw Kodi in some unenforceable way...

What's going to happen next is the stick will be sold with a bare version of Kodi on it and the shop will give an address that you stick into Kodi which downloads everything else.

That'll be when they decide just go for TV sticks loaded with Kodi.

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Re: Said it before, will say it again

Amazon, Netflix, Google Play, iTunes, Hulu, and HBO Now are some that immediately spring to mind. Have you had your blinkers on for the past few years?

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If they could come up with one shared service, with all the content, and they received their money by content watched (like royalties to different artists/labels with music on spotify) it would be a much better solution.

Ah, like a cable or satellite provider like Virgin or Sky you mean. Hang on...

IBM's Marissa Mayer moment: Staff ordered to work in one of 6 main offices – or face the axe

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Re: The beatings will continue until morale improves...

So good being shoved into a shoebox and unable to work because all the ESFPs in there love the sound of their own voice. Really helps you follow your train of thought.

Streetmap loses appeal against Google Maps dominance judgement

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Re: The bitter taste-

You are definitely doing something wrong. Probably some add-on.

Link and link, both from December. Firefox uses less memory than Chrome.

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Re: The bitter taste-

How do you think Chrome got where it is today?

Yes, by being pushed by the search engine.

Android's February fix-fest flings 58 patches

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Re: Blackberry

I wonder what Nokia's going to do with patching. Hopefully something to make the stand out from the likes of Samsung.

China announces it wants more immigrants, better diplomats and science-led industry

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Re: okay, but...

At least you can usually count on one per town. You don't even get that in some countries.

Cut off: Big government IT wallets snap shut on BT's fingers

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Mayhem

Perhaps the entire government has fallen victim of May's "do everything and something more with no money" budgeting methodology that she pioneered at the Home Office.

Google gets smooth early Android releases. OEMs are struggling

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Thanks, I wondered why K9 battery usage had shot up.

Now I need to disable battery optimisations for just for K9 to bring it back down.

Welcome to Google, where this even makes sense.

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Devil

Pixel is the reference phone, code works for Google, OEMs sort out the mess on their hardware

I can't see a conflict of interest there at all.

Trump's cybersecurity strategy kinda makes sense, so why delay?

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"two regulations are torn up for every new rule introduced"

Which ones? Pollution, electrical interference, workers' rights, drug testing, medical standards, building standards, vehicle construction standards, aeroplane construction standards, food standards, education standards, equality, animal welfare, telecoms regulation, etc... etc...

You can't just travel back in time to 1970 by ripping stuff up, the world is more complicated 50 years later.

People who should know better are saying it's a good idea. It sounds good for five seconds until you think about it.

Police drones, robo surgeons and chatbot civil servants. What could go wrong?

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Re: It's too late...

They probably all watched Elysium and thought it was cool. UK.gov is never knowingly one to shy away from a dystopian future so the consultancy were only telling them what they wanted to hear.

Update or shut up: Microsoft's choice for desktop Skypers

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Re: Skype as a free alternative to H323

"I'll call you on Skype."

"Is that Lync or Skype?"

"Lync."

This conversation happened more than once while using IM on Lync. Pure genius at MS' marketing.

BBC and Snap. But, why?

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Snapchat

After rocking up in London, they did actually declare they were worried about doing business in post-Brexit Britain. Incredible as it may seem, they've got more attention deficit than Google.

US government agency pops 16 years of solar weather data online

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Re: Space weather

Indeed. The sun flares when Our Lord and Savour Jesus Christ is angry with us because We Have Sinned.

This ungodly data will be struck from the website by Executive Order.

Javapocalypse soon! Oracle warns devs to bin plugins, fast

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"IE gave up ages ago"

Did it? You can still use Java with Intranet Explorer 11.