* Posts by Dan 55

15423 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

'No deal better than bad deal' approach to Brexit 'unsubstantiated'

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Re: @ Dan 55

It works elsewhere, but you are talking about taking an interconnected market without tariffs and applying tariffs to it. Products made in the UK from raw materials and parts from the EU or raw materials or parts from the UK used in products made in the EU suddenly get more expensive. What's going to happen is that products are going to be made in the EU with raw materials or parts from the EU.

Secondly if there's a disorderly exit there will be no procedures in place to export from the EU to the UK and the other way round and business could be breaking the law if they import or export to/from the UK.

Just think about it for a while (well the time to do that was before the referendum, but anyway).

I could see the UK moving to the EEA as a positive thing if it's done right, but I don't believe Brexit as the Tory party currently envision it for one minute will turn out to be good for the UK.

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FAIL

How can you have a bad deal worse than no deal? No deal is the absolutely worst thing that can happen, no access to the single market, no agreement on customs (lorries backed up to Scotland), standard WTO tariffs, people possibly losing residency rights, and so on. A deal, even though it is bad, can only improve on that.

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It was Dracula that really kicked things off, oddly enough timed with the welfare cuts.

Today the Easter Bunny is going to divert our attention from Mayhem's selling arms again.

Verizon utters solemn Oath: Yahoo! will remain Yahoo!

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Re: How?

Yahoo still needs to be a thing as otherwise they've spent 4 billion dollars on a bunch of e-mail accounts, mostly spam traps and inactive.

Indian Business Machines? One-third of Big Blue staff based there and Bangladesh

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Mushroom

Re: "Isn't open sourcing DB2 the equivalent of fly tipping?"

The errors are obtuse, the tools are primitive, and the SQL syntax is non-standard with missing functions taken for granted on other platforms and pointless casts everywhere if you dared to define your own datatype. Also it seems to attract a cult-like following where every problem is down to not doing something The DB2 Way. Let's just say it was hate at first sight.

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Re: @John, err. yes...

Isn't open sourcing DB2 the equivalent of fly tipping?

Alabama man gets electrocuted after sleeping with iPhone

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Re: and things like chargers tend to have plastic prongs with metal tops.

Here's some catching up for you...

British Plugs Are Better Than All Other Plugs, And Here's Why

Ford slurps 400 BlackBerry devs in smart car software push

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Re: How Many?

They're not new to the job if they came from Blackberry which supplies QNX in-car systems.

Or supplied... what have Blackberry got left?

Microsoft's in-store Android looks desperate but can Google stop it?

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Re: Android is less than desperate

And then just to add insult to injury, Samsung add TouchWiz.

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It's dead, Jim

Its own platform is still around: but notably in Windows 10 briefings for journalists this week, the Creators Update mobile edition due wasn't mentioned – nor was Continuum.

Can Windows Mobile 7/Windows Phone 8/Windows 10 Mobile be used as a case study in universities to show how to piss away the best part of a decade and billions of dollars and have absolutely nothing to show for it?

Hundreds of millions 'wasted' on UK court digitisation scheme

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Megaphone

Please pin this article in the third row on the right for a week

After all, it's only fair.

Mediaeval Yorkshirefolk mutilated, burned t'dead to prevent reanimation

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Re: "...how different the Mediaeval view of the world was from our own"

Go to one of the tabloid websites and look at the comments. We're already there.

Banking group denied access to iPhones' NFC chips for alt.Apple.Pay

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They wouldn't need to stop selling the iPhone, they'd just cancel ApplePay in Oz.

Boeing and Airbus fly new planes for first time

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Re: Yes, they look beautiful

You could say the same about any form of transport except perhaps the Tardis.

Reg now behind invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall

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Re: Making money

El Reg decided not to run it on mobile phones as the results of the Note 7 closed beta test were suboptimal.

PC survived lightning strike thanks to a good kicking

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Re: Interfering mice

Unfortunately some computers and devices get into a state where they completely ignore Bluetooth if something goes wrong booting, but if you use a USB wireless adaptor it will be seen as a standard USB keyboard or mouse which works unless something is seriously screwed.

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Re: "But at the time it seemed so bad"

All those asterisks displayed on the screen while booting up. Ban this sick filth.

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Was the keyboard being operated by my project manager?

a ghost keyboard that a user complained would produce “spurious letters, random apps opening or closing” and other “strange stuff.”

Is your iOS app piling on weight? Blame Xcode 8.3: We shed light on Apple's bloat riddle

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Hmm, I'm highly suspicious about this. Bit code would not inflate the size of the binary to anything like that extent, if at all.

The article suggests the final binary shouldn't be inflated but the extra bitcode means you might come up against your upload limit when trying to get it on the store if you compile with Xcode 8.3 whereas before you didn't with Xcode 8.2.

Financial fraud losses in the UK last year topped £20m a day – report

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Re: I'm sure how much contactless fraud is

Sorry. I was actually a bit busy, things got so bad I had to cut down my El Reg browsing time.

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I'm not sure how much contactless fraud is

But it's completely avoidable, contactless without a PIN shouldn't exist anyway.

WONTFIX: No patch for Windows Server 2003 IIS critical bug – Microsoft

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Server 2003 + PHP? Are you in charge of Trump's website security or something?

Creators Update gives Windows 10 a bit of an Edge, but some old annoyances remain

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Re: Calculator App Win 10

Not when it starts off maximised.

Try and resize a Win32 executable's maximised window. You need to restore it to normal size first before you can drag the sides/corners. I wouldn't even try to resize it before restoring it because that's the way it's worked since Windows 3.1 or before.

TIFKAM does not offer expected behaviour.

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Re: Calculator App Win 10

How discoverable, and just to save face.

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So does that mean that if you don't use OneDrive then you won't see them?

No. One more reason not to use it.

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If you uncheck sync provider notifications then you will also not know when your cloud storage is full or similar problems.

Essentially they stuck adverts on OneDrive desguised as info or warning messages.

Europe to push new laws to access encrypted apps data

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Re: So wrong

It depends on the kind of legislation. Parliament can propose changes or may be limited to just accepting or rejecting.

There are other kinds of legislation which do not involve Parliament, i.e. Commission only or Commission + Council.

Parliament doesn't have initiative, i.e. it can't propose laws, the Commission has that.

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Banning delete after forward

How's this going to work? Will deleting e-mail or moving it to local storage become illegal in a poorly drafted law because they thought about IMs only?

If e-mail is not included, what's to stop an IM app using e-mail as the back end?

IT contractors behind IR35 calculator to leave HMRC... because of IR35

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Re: changing opinion

- There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

- Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt?

- Tell me, what do you do with witches?

- Burn them!

- And what do you burn, apart from witches?

- More witches! - Wood!

- So why do witches burn?

- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!

- How do we tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her.

- But can you not also make bridges out of stone?

- Oh, yeah.

- Does wood sink in water?

- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!

- What also floats in water?

- Bread. - Apples.

- Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.

- Cherries. Mud. - Churches.

- Lead. - A duck!

- Exactly.

- So, logically--

- If she weighs the same as a duck...

- she's made of wood.

- And therefore?

- A witch!

- A duck! A duck! - Here's a duck.

- We shaIl use my largest scales.

- Burn the witch !

- Remove the supports!

- A witch!

- It's a fair cop.

- Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

- I am Arthur, king of the Britons.

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Megaphone

"Departments have been told to arbitrarily rule that far more are inside IR35."

Has there been just one too many Old Etonians and PPE graduates getting jobs in government meaning a tipping point has been reached, and now it's just an shower of incompetence everywhere you look?

IBM: Those 2 redundancy schemes? We need to 'improve margins' and right quick

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The logical solution: Make IBM a frontend for Amazon Mechanical Turk

Can I collect my consultancy bonus now?

Windows 10 Creators Update: Clearing the mines with livestock (that's you by the way)

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Meh

What MS giveth MS taketh away

Anyone who's topped up their mobile data bundle on the go only to find the data swallowed up by background sync processes in minutes – as happened to your reporter recently – will be glad to find that OneDrive is now more aware that it's on a metered connection.

OneDrive stops wasting pennies but updates that MS considers sooo important now get pushed down metered connections. Not sure if this is an improvement, at least it was your data before.

Home Office accused of blocking UK public's scrutiny of Snoopers' Charter

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Dans l'arbre, avec le singe.

Alabama joins anti-web-smut crusade with mandatory opt-out filters

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WTF?

Re: Just spotted more idiocy.

"COMPUTER. [...] The term includes: Any online service, Internet service, or local bulletin board; any electronic storage device, including a floppy disk or other magnetic storage device;""

None of those are computers. WTF does this random collection of words mean?

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Re: Who wants to bet...

Therefore the sexual practice forbidden in his name by religion - is actually coitus interruptus.

All those Catholics are going to burn in hell.

Pirate of the Caribbean to play Hacker of the Caribbean

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Robert Downey Jr.

Who else is as good at playing narcissists as him?

Microsoft wants screaming Windows fans, not just users

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Windows makes me scream too

But not in a good way.

US Customs sued for information about border phone searches

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Re: Possible plan

1. I wouldn't be so sure that data on a factory reset phone couldn't be read, unless it were encrypted (in which case the key is thrown away when you factory reset effectively making the data unreadable).

2. An obviously non-new phone with a new shiny out-of-the-box software experience might be grounds for further questioning, with rubber gloves.

Nuns left in limbo after phone line transfer hell

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Firefox Quantum: BIG browser project, huh? I share your concern

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Re: Multiprocess

It could be an incompatible add-on. Use about:support to find out if it's disabled and the Add-on Compatibility Reporter extension to check which add-ons are incompatible.

EE scrap connection fee... to hike broadband and telly packages

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Re: They're all getting away with it

And didn't the competitors increase their prices because BT put them up previously?

What a virtuous circle.

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Meh

Re: I'm just waiting for the line

Well, they do buy content in from abroad.

Miss Misery on hacking Mr Robot and the Missing Sense of Fun

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Sophos generally like it, Naked Security, Mr. Robot.

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Re: Halt and catch fire

I couldn't unsee the off power lights on the C64s in HCF. They started working towards the end of the third series, just before the Internet was about to explode with that observation.

Also, who in their right mind would learn C on a C64?

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Re: Seen some of the first season.

The point was the data centre was so super secure that it had no outside remote access of any kind.

As of today, iThings are even harder for police to probe

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Re: Once glaring omission

Useful for Macs (APFS coming soon) and external/network drives formatted for use for Time Machine backups though.

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Once glaring omission

No data checksumming, unlike ZFS.

Maybe they think in the shiny new era of flash it's not necessary, unlike spinning rust.

Brit telcos will waive early termination fees for military personnel

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Go

Quick, call them and get out!

"TalkTalk was the first ISP to recognise how tricky this can be and offer free disconnections for service personnel moving overseas, and we're delighted that the rest of the industry has followed suit," chimed in chief exec Dido Harding.

Samsung plans Galaxy Note 7 fire sale

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Meh

Environmentally friendly disposal

Which country, untainted by the publicity of phones going nuclear, is going to get them... Kazakhstan?

Ex-military and security firms oppose Home Sec in WhatsApp crypto row

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Either they got his ICR which shows new connections to WhatsApp's servers at that time or they did as the Daily Mail did and added his number to someone else's contact list and got his last online time or both.

I imagine the later arrests were made based on phone calls and standard text messages from his phone, not WhatsApp.

Is his WhatsApp meta data or contact list available? Possibly not since end-to-end encryption rolling out. If the contact list is available then it's something WhatsApp (the company) can provide.

Do they have his phone? I'd like to think that the answer is they don't because if they do then they have everything they need but those deaths are being using as an excuse to go after e2e encryption anyway.