* Posts by Dan 55

15415 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Zuckerberg: Escape from the real world into my goofy make-believe science-fiction fantasy

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AR on Facebook Live

For when the blood splatters aren't real enough.

Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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There is no one true browser

How many versions of WebKit and Blink are there out there?

It shouldn't be a problem to develop for Gecko too if you stick to standards, it's not as if Firefox is like IE where you need to design a page again for it.

Chap 'fixes' Microsoft's Windows 7 and 8 update block on new CPUs

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Meh

Re: And here is why windows is trash

So much for code signing.

Samsung's Shixby: Reviewers unimpressed with S8 digital assistant

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Re: Please, just stop it Samsung, you're embarrassing yourself.

There was a Google Play Edition of the S4, sold only in the US.

Presumably some kind of deal with Google helped Samsung management change their minds, but when the deal finished they went back to their default belief that throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks works.

Stop asking people for their passwords, rights warriors yell at US Homeland Security

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Re: So I asked Corporate Security

In other words, a factory reset, which is probably grounds for the marigolds.

No, Microsoft is not 'killing Windows 10 Mobile'

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'It's just a flesh wound!

Some MS hipster geek boss will come out and supply a mobile phone VM running on Windows 10 for Insiders connected to Skype for voice and Azure cloud for Continuum to prove it's not dead.

Meanwhile in the real world, it's dead.

Naked Androids to rampage across Russia

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Re: Potential Google response

How could Google force OEMs not to sell Android phones in Russia? AOSP is open source and every internationally recognised court which deals with trade disputes would find against Google.

Half-baked security: Hackers can hijack your smart Aga oven 'with a text message'

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Re: But will it...

Presumably the housemaid takes care of everything.

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Business which knows nothing about what it's getting into except it wants to do a shiny app thing goes to 3rd party who proceeds to sell them snake oil.

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Presumably there's no way to fix this other than a recall...

... as a software update by concatenating text messages in base64 is a rather expensive option.

ZX Spectrum reboot project's Great Ormond Street charity cash questions

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So that's the Recreated Spectrum, the Vega, and the Vega+

All of those have ended up with non-payments to licensees and manufacturers getting rid of stock directly to recover money.

What's the moral? If you want a Spectrum emulator connected to the TV use a Pi, if you want a handheld one run a homebrew emulator on a Nintendo DS.

Maybe the Spectrum Next will manage where everyone else has failed.

Canonical sharpens post-Unity axe for 80-plus Ubuntu spinners

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Re: so this was the real reason

I think the VCs (all hail the VCs) decided that Canonical could be another RedHat, which is okay I suppose but hardly cutting edge. It's doubtful they understood the potential of Unity if it were executed properly.

Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in ceiling, connected to the state's network and did cybershenanigans

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Re: VLC?

Link

Only I got it a bit wrong, it isn't DeCSS, it's libdvdcss.

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Re: VLC?

I think VLC is technically illegal in the US because it plays DVDs with DeCSS.

When VLC is outlawed then only outlaws will have VLC?

VideoLan could safely make a no DVD version since that's another thing that's been dropped in the endless quest to make laptops paper thin (and cut costs).

Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run

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Stop

“From that moment on Roger treated me like I could fix anything, and came to me with all problems.”

No, that's not a situation you want to be in... Trying to do your work and then you get other things piled on top from the hard of thinking.

Hasta la Windows Vista, baby! It's now officially dead – good riddance

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Haters gonna hate

The final version of Vista (with the platform update and so on) is more or less Windows 7, but was mercifully spared the GWX malware.

The main problems were drivers and hardware power, both of which solved themselves. And, with the benefit of hindsight, it's not that bad compared to Windows 8 and 10, is it?

WileyFox disentangles itself from Cyanogen

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Re: Stock android

Anything that doesn't have Play Store isn't shiny. A manufacturer can't just have Play Store, it must all the gapps and follow Google's conditions.

A manufacturer can set up its own app store but good luck attracting developers.

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Re: What about us Storm owners?

nVidia do control their own chipset, unlike others which are left to the mercy of Qualcomm and MediaTek who decide they're not going to produce updated drivers for older chipsets.

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Re: TrueCaller not a new feature

Is another company slurping my contacts and call history a selling point? I disabled it. If someone calls me selling stuff I say I'm not interested, hang up, then add them onto the blacklist.

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Re: Stock android

As of yet I have not been offered an update on Storm.

But if I am I probably won't accept it. Where's Privacy Guard? It's cold outside the Cyanogen house, wondering the blasted windswept hills of Android where highwaymen roam free with impunity and rob travellers of their data. And do I want another highwayman (Yandex) suddenly appearing on it? Probably not.

Lineage has builds for Wileyfox phones, at the cost of having to wipe everything and restoring from backup. I may do that when they've got a stable build and I've got a weekend (should this really be necessary for a modern phone?).

Who really gives a toss if it's agile or not?

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FAIL

Re: Limits of pragmatism

That's GSM 2G where you can fake any base station and the phone happily connects to it, Amadeus where you just type in a PAX and get all their data, WWW which was invented by a Brit, and the EU which is made up of 28 countries, two and a half of which are francophone.

Your point, if there ever was one, is lost on me. There are bad projects everywhere.

Customer satisfaction is our highest priority… OK, maybe second-highest… or third...

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I don't know about up to date but the traffic data is available from the menu you get when you tap the bottom-righr button.

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Re: Programmers should code for failures

Cold, poisonous gravel for food? Luxury. When I were a lad we dreamt of cold poisonous gravel for Christmas dinner. Etc.... Etc...

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Alternatively use Here Maps (now unfortunately called Here We Go) and download the whole continent if you like.

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Re: "coffee please"

"Regular Americano, hold the milk and half the water, in a small cup."

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Let's hear it for Lync/Skype for Business (again)

What does "<person> is not active on an IM device" mean? How can they be there but not there?

Of course it means "<person> is currently in a call and has not been using the keyboard or mouse for a while so may not be paying attention to the screen to see your message".

Only took five minutes Googling to find out. How much productivity is lost in man years with other people doing the same?

Microsoft, getting error messages wrong since DOS 1.0.

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Re: Public wifi?

Might I respectfully suggest, that if security is in any way a concern, that you DO NOT USE PUBLIC WIFI!!1!

Indeed. public WiFi + shit café app with sieve-like security + l33t h4xx0r who sets up their own AP with same name as shit public WiFi = arse handed to you on a plate.

Staff, projects shed as Ubuntu maker Canonical tries to lure investors

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any OS modelled on Unix is a portable and properly layered system

That was true until systemd came along...

Reversible head transplants coming back to Windows Server 2016

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Trollface

Those who do not understand Unix...

They should just stick the Windows 10 bash shell on there before starting the real job of replacing the kernel.

Aviation regulator flies in face of UK.gov ban, says electronics should be stowed in cabin. Duh

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Yay for security theatre

How does this work, do planes stop at Sealand so that people can pack their shinies in their hold luggage before continuing on to the UK?

It's the only way to be safe.

Huawei mystery memo (and phone strategy) confirmed

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Last two paragraphs lost in translation?

For the premium phones, the P series and the Mate, Huawei offers a three-year warranty and gives the buyer three months to return the phone “if you have problems,” said Mr Ji.

“If it’s broken you can’t. But this is significantly appreciated by the consumer who might have worries. You have no worries. This demonstrates our confidence that consumers will like the high quality.”

If it's broken I can't what? Return it? I'd bloody hope I could. Statutory consumer rights and all that.

Perhaps it was Scarlett Johansson's fault.

Put down your coffee and admire the sheer amount of data Windows 10 Creators Update will slurp from your PC

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Re: Soft target?

The fact that you think it's okay for what you type on an Android phone to end up with SwiftKey or Google doesn't mean everyone else thinks its okay.

We bash MS more because a few years back they said that they produce privacy-friendly OSes and they put out adverts saying so and attacking Google, then SatNad came and turned it into the slurp you see before you.

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All that data

And Windows 10 is still a dog's breakfast.

Also, just click the link in the article listing what they slurp in basic mode, and then scroll down... and down... and down... keep scrolling... bit more... nearly there...

If basic is that much, full-fat telemetry must be a hard disk and memory dump.

Half a million 'de-identified' patients records to be shared in Bradford

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Trollface

Not even they can read the data without paying the Cryptolocker ransom.

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Devil

You can tell where the cuts are hitting hardest

It'll be where hospitals and trusts roll out "innovative data solutions" first.

Schneider Electric still shipping passwords in firmware

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Re: Yay, industrial control

I guess you work in IC, because you talked about the hardware but didn't think about the software.

There really needs to be some thought about security in IC and IC companies should change their culture when it comes to software design. We shouldn't be hearing about hardcoded passwords and the commands being misinterpreted giving you the keys to the kingdom.

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Yay, industrial control

Where a ZX81 is considered high technology.

Apple fans, Android world scramble to patch Broadcom's nasty drive-by Wi-Fi security hole

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Megaphone

This is a reason for Broadcomm to make their drivers open source, but they never do. Either they think someone might steal some amazing proprietary industrial secret that gives them a competitive edge (like how to bitbang a chip in C, which has never been done before) or they're just plain embarrassed.

WWW daddy Sir Tim Berners-Lee stands up for end-to-end crypto

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Re: Now I get it!

Given the money behind it, it's going to happen anyway. You might as well have a standard way of doing it which works across all devices instead of exploit magnets like Flash or Silverlight.

'No deal better than bad deal' approach to Brexit 'unsubstantiated'

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Re: the real world

Why on earth would leaving the economics club of EU mean that the police in UK cant cooperate and share information the police in EU?

Ask Mayhem, she seems to have made something out of that.

just as they claim it will be impossible to let a foriegn doctor in after exit.

Oh, we can let them in. Whether they will want to come in is another matter.

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Re: How can you have a bad deal worse than no deal?

We could be stuck in the customs union - which would stop us making our own trade arrangements.

If you're outside the customs union, trade with our biggest partner is buried in an avalanche of bureaucracy and we'd be starting out with no agreements with anyone else. What are we going to live on in the meantime while we spend years negotiating agreements with everyone?

We could be stuck in the common market - which would stop us creating our own standards or adopting those from outside the EU.

The UK has given up the right to set those standards but if our biggest trading partner is the EU, we basically have to follow their standards or not trade with them. And are we going to change the standards we've already got, meaning we'd have to phase out an old standard and roll out a new standard, just to be different?

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Re: @ Dan 55

It works elsewhere, but you are talking about taking an interconnected market without tariffs and applying tariffs to it. Products made in the UK from raw materials and parts from the EU or raw materials or parts from the UK used in products made in the EU suddenly get more expensive. What's going to happen is that products are going to be made in the EU with raw materials or parts from the EU.

Secondly if there's a disorderly exit there will be no procedures in place to export from the EU to the UK and the other way round and business could be breaking the law if they import or export to/from the UK.

Just think about it for a while (well the time to do that was before the referendum, but anyway).

I could see the UK moving to the EEA as a positive thing if it's done right, but I don't believe Brexit as the Tory party currently envision it for one minute will turn out to be good for the UK.

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FAIL

How can you have a bad deal worse than no deal? No deal is the absolutely worst thing that can happen, no access to the single market, no agreement on customs (lorries backed up to Scotland), standard WTO tariffs, people possibly losing residency rights, and so on. A deal, even though it is bad, can only improve on that.

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It was Dracula that really kicked things off, oddly enough timed with the welfare cuts.

Today the Easter Bunny is going to divert our attention from Mayhem's selling arms again.

Verizon utters solemn Oath: Yahoo! will remain Yahoo!

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Re: How?

Yahoo still needs to be a thing as otherwise they've spent 4 billion dollars on a bunch of e-mail accounts, mostly spam traps and inactive.

Indian Business Machines? One-third of Big Blue staff based there and Bangladesh

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Mushroom

Re: "Isn't open sourcing DB2 the equivalent of fly tipping?"

The errors are obtuse, the tools are primitive, and the SQL syntax is non-standard with missing functions taken for granted on other platforms and pointless casts everywhere if you dared to define your own datatype. Also it seems to attract a cult-like following where every problem is down to not doing something The DB2 Way. Let's just say it was hate at first sight.

Alabama man gets electrocuted after sleeping with iPhone

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Re: and things like chargers tend to have plastic prongs with metal tops.

Here's some catching up for you...

British Plugs Are Better Than All Other Plugs, And Here's Why

Ford slurps 400 BlackBerry devs in smart car software push

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Re: How Many?

They're not new to the job if they came from Blackberry which supplies QNX in-car systems.

Or supplied... what have Blackberry got left?

Microsoft's in-store Android looks desperate but can Google stop it?

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Re: Android is less than desperate

And then just to add insult to injury, Samsung add TouchWiz.