* Posts by Dan 55

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The internet may well be the root cause of today's problems… but not in the way you think

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That and grammar schools. If you wanted to completely segregate society, that's the way you'd go about it.

And what's the reason, just because certain religious organisations have got the funding to build new schools that the state is unwilling to build.

Every time Apple said 'machine learning', we had a drink andsgd oh*][

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Machine learning is better

When the alternative is artificial intelligence which not a few companies would be peppering their presentations with.

Microsoft totters from time machine clutching Windows 10 Workstation

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Re: And...

If there is method in their naming madness, it should include telemetry like Windows 10 Pro.

If there isn't then it won't and it'll be on a parity with Enterprise.

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Re: History correction

IIRC MS back ported long filenames to 3.11, you had to install a patch.

They also back ported much of the Win32 API, again with another patch.

Them were the days they didn't take customers for granted, they at least had to do a little bit of work to push customers further down the treadmill.

EU wins approval to waste €120m on pitiful public Wi-Fi

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Sorry, but Telefonica's been opposing them for years and they've got the regulator in their pocket.

At the moment the WiFi must be in public areas, not strong enough to be usable in nearby private buildings, run at less than 256Kbps. The town council must be registered as a teleco and pay taxes.

UK PM May's response to London terror attack: Time to 'regulate' internet companies

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Re: Book stores.

And what level of Police funding would prevent all terrorist attacks? How much more funding would have prevented this one. What wouldn't you be able to do because you'd spent all the budget on what is actually a relatively minor risk to life?

I imagine funding for 20,000 more police, which is what her cutbacks translated into in real life, would have come in useful. Also see this.

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Re: Book stores.

She sounds bloody stupid, but the alternative is admitting an underfunded police can't join the dots or it can but can't keep track of everyone at once and she underfunded them. It seems the attackers for both Manchester and London were reported to the police.

I hope Labour use this line of attack (defence) instead of standing there and taking it because it's too soon after the attack, when she inevitably parrots the usual vacuous insults given to her by Crosby.

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Re: V For Vendetta

Children of Men?

Elon to dump Trump over climate bump

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Re: Coal stocks fell today

And here was me thinking they closed because they weren't economically viable any more.

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Re: Coal stocks fell today

Yet you wouldn't say the same about MS sysadmins finding themselves out of work thanks to UNIX and the cloud...

BA IT systems failure: Uninterruptible Power Supply was interrupted

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The EU standardised on 230V +/- a percentage which covered all countries, which meant absolutely nothing changed.

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Re: Nothing leaked to El Reg

The same CEO ran a tight ship at Vueling as well. There was a 4-day melt down last summer and nobody said anything apart from the blindingly obvious.

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Re: If it got interrupted...

Who said he shouldn't have had access to the buttons? He's the electrician.

I bet he was called in and told to pull the plug as a consequence of the system grinding slowly to a halt yet not switching over to secondary. It can't be a coincidence.

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Re: If it got interrupted...

First we know everything was slowing down. Maybe they decided they couldn't fix it live and wanted to force a failover.

The Times suggests a big red button was pressed in the data centre by a contractor and the power went down. That might be when BA claimed there was a power failure.

That would be the point when the failover failed. Perhaps that is why the CEO said something about there being millions of messages, although he seems to have stopped saying that now, maybe because it suggests there's something wrong with their IT.

Then I guess they tried to bring the data centre back up, and it looked like the bridge of the Enterprise, shaking about, staff falling to the floor, and smoke everywhere. That would be the power surge.

I wonder how long it was since power and switching to secondary or backup data centres were tested.

The nuclear launch button won't be pressed by a finger but by a bot

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The trouble is IT security expects have the reputation of fast cars, wild parties and fast, wild women.

Whose fault is that?

Crapness of WannaCrypt coding offers hope for ransomware victims

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Re: Hope of what ... ?

If I didn't know better I'd say the programmer worked at my place.

If I see another problem due to void * I'll probably go postal.

German court says 'Nein' on Facebook profile access request

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Re: @ Dan 55

You're asking for something different. According to the quote, they wanted a message:

"British security sources last month revealed Masood sent a WhatsApp message but it could not be accessed because it was encrypted by the popular messaging service"

WhatsApp deletes messages once received by the client. The police would need to look at to the sender or the receiver's phone because WhatsApp don't keep a message history.

I don't know how WhatsApp holds contact lists or logs IP addresses/geo-location so I didn't comment on that.

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Re: Misreading on whatsapp

WhatsApp couldn't help them not because of encryption, but because they don't even have the message any more, encrypted or otherwise.

The only thing the police had got is the ICR which says the phone connected to WhatsApp's servers. The same problem would have happened if the message were in plain text.

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It doesn't matter if it's Facebook or a shoebox full of letters. They may decide they want to read them, they may decide not to, but they (should) have the right to decide.

Again, in the UK.

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If there is no will I'd expect the administrators of the estate to have the right to get access to her account and parents the right to inherit it (which I guess means download all data) anyway.

In the UK. German law may be completely different.

Giffgaff 'roam like at home' package means £1/min calls in Jersey

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Or set the operator manually around borders.

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Except it's not always timely and if you're jumping from one provider to another and back again it may not even get sent.

Speaking in Tech: Cloud Native is quite the needy boyfriend

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Bad poll

The options should be:

Off

On - Airplane mode

On - Silent

On

I use Airplane mode because setting an alarm, turning the phone off, and expecting the alarm to work is too complicated for Android.

At the feet of the Great Monad, or, How the functional programming craze plays out

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Re: Highly amusing to the cognosenti but utterly baffling to the rest of us.

The closest I've got to functional programming is SQL and that has often made me fear for my sanity.

Perhaps functional programmers have travelled through a black hole and out the other side into hell and end up as some unnatural human-functional code merged construct, like in the Disney film of the same name*. They don't make them like that any more.

* The Black Hole, not that whole sentence.

Android apps punched out by Judy malware

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So much for the Bouncer

While the ads are downloaded, the code to open a hidden browser window, download a web page and render it, then show it over everything else is inside the original app. Very few apps legitimately need to do things like that and the page can be set to do anything in the future.

Why are we putting our faith in what is probably a giant regex string at Google's end?

WannaCrypt: Pwnage is a fact of life but cleanup could and should be way easier

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Meh

Shame on you... above all for not doing what Microsoft told you to do when you were told to do it.

So how did IE6/ActiveX/COM stuff wedded to XP happen, by people not listening to MS?

And if people listened to MS, the next greatest thing to replace that was .Net, and the next greatest thing after that was Silverlight, and the next greatest thing UWP which now turns out to be at death's door because Windows 10 Mobile has been forked from Windows 10 desktop and therefore not universal any more as it's a fork and the hardware side is practically dead.

The problem is listening to MS. Once you've got on the treadmill you can't jump off without falling down and smacking yourself in the face.

IBM marketeers rub out chopper after visit from CEO Ginni

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Re: All Hands to the "Share" Buttons

Indeed. Looks like the memo hasn't reached PR yet...

Link

I wonder how long this will last.

BA CEO blames messaging and networks for grounding

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Don't get in a flap about it.

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I don't know who you're trying to convince, but it's not me. Neither Clickair nor Vueling have or had stellar reputations, Sabre's had its outages, and the less said about US airports the better.

Azure Portal rejects Firefox after certificate revocation SNAFU

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Re: Firefox doesn't use the OS certificate store

And what's that got to do with the price of fish? You can configure Firefox 49 or above to use Windows' certificate store if you must.

Firefox seems to be rejecting a malformed certificate, the rest don't seem to be. That's a point in Firefox's favour.

EU axes geo-blocking: Upsets studios, delights consumers

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Re: So that's why

So what content does Sky itself produce that's any good?

I don't think they've got anything to fear.

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Re: Axed Geoblocking

I can see a flourishing local industry in VPN and SmartDNS services for the UK so expats can get at Doctor Who. *

Which will be paid for in a strong and stable currency, which may or may not be the GBP.

And will be monitored in realtime, of course.

* Unfortunately due to a data centre power failure, repeats of programs where the Doctor says, "Don't you think she looks tired?" will not be aired.

Microsoft Master File Table bug exploited to BSOD Windows 7, 8.1

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Re: Cross origin?

I ran the blog link through Google Translate (use Russian as source language, not auto detect, otherwise something goes wrong) and nobody's talking about a browser at all, just how Windows/NTFS works.

The earliest story I can find about this is Ars Technica's and I think this time they got it wrong. Everyone else is linking back to FAKE NEWS!

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Re: Applications are vulnerable?

WAS was the old version. It's now called the Operating System Holistic Integrity Technology.

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Cross origin?

Wouldn't that stop a http:// page loading a file://, erm, file anyway?

Sainsbury's IT glitch spoils bank holiday food orders

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Re: There is a simple solution

I really do hate the Twitterisation of customer care. First because I don't have a Twitter account, second because a company should attend the needs of all their customers properly, not just those who can exaggerate the most on Twitter. Can't it just burn through its money and die?

US laptops-on-planes ban may extend to flights from ALL nations

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Re: People are still going to the US?

It's not even been half a year yet. Give Tango Man a full year and I'm sure he'll have managed it by then.

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Re: Thought process?

The problem is you're thinking this through. You're not supposed to.

BA's 'global IT system failure' was due to 'power surge'

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Holmes

This might have been attempt to try and mash some of them together.

'Major incident' at Capita data centre: Multiple services still knackered

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Who here didn't know Capita is indeed a single point of failure?

What happened when 300 DevOps experts took over the QE II?

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Re: What happened when 300 DevOps experts took over the QE II?

They didn't get that far, half set about continually repainting it in different colours it while the other half ripped up the boards on the gangplank and replaced them every two weeks.

Init freedom declared as systemd-free Devuan hits stable 1.0.0 status

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Re: Consider this: (was: No - systemd doesn't offend me)

It started with Red Hat and Gnome from there it's claimed Arch, Debian, Fedora, SUSE, Ubuntu, and practically every distribution based on those and KDE. That's a pretty big chokehold.

Life is... pushing all the right buttons on the wrong remote control

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Re: Not Just Us Then

Allo Allo was the funniest thing ever written. But I don't want to watch it now in case nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

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HDMI-CEC

Job done. *

* Helpfully called something completely different by each TV manufacturer, but job done anyway **.

** You may need to enable it from the settings though as these useful things often default to off. ***

*** Unless you really don't have it and have to buy a new TV and/or DVD (well, now BluRay player ****) because one or the other or both don't have HDMI-CEC.

**** And if it's a BluRay player it'll probably need to connect to the Internet to update or something. *****

***** Oh bollocks, they get you every time.

US citizens complain their names were used for FCC robo-comments

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Re: Sue?

Comcast didn't steal their identities, this is what (probably, possibly, hypothetically, allegedly) happened: now they can do anything they like with customer data they sold some of it to some two-bit marketing outfit and paid for a campaign to spam the FCC with comments against net neutrality.

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This is the kind of innovative service...

... that can only be offered when you cut out the dead hand of bureaucracy and give Americans, and their ISPs, freedom and choice.

RightNow founder turned politician gets assault charge after 'bodyslamming' reporter

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Re: I'm sorry

He got in.

Early voting isn't a very good idea.

Apple has finally found someone to support HomeKit

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Doesn't it show that Apple's getting desperate by allowing HomeBridge?

The system will be secure only up to the bridge, after the bridge there's the badlands of Wemo.

EU pegs quota for 'homegrown' content on Netflix at 30 per cent

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Another unintended consequence

In spite of the language barrier, many European countries' TV is full of wall-to-wall American TV films and NCIS shite to fill up airtime. Netflix would be held to a higher quality standard than local TV, meaning it might help them gain more subscribers and making things more difficult for European streaming services to gain a foothold.

NHS Digital stopped short of advising against paying off WannaCrypt

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Re: we can't mandate what organisations do

Something's wrong with a government if it can mandate backdoors in all large messaging services giving itself the right to snoop on practically everybody, but can't mandate best practice in IT for the NHS.