* Posts by Dan 55

15436 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Aspiration to deploy new UK nuclear reactor every year a 'wish', not a plan

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Re: Technical marvel, but it's the economics, stupid

Sellers are merely charging what the market will bear, which has little to do with the wholesale price.

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Re: Technical marvel, but it's the economics, stupid

At the moment the Western European day ahead prices are pretty equal (change to Europe mode at the top then click show averaged countries at the bottom right). Northern European day ahead prices are low as usual. Do you have another source?

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Summary of the UK's future climate/energy strategy

1. Carry on as now with cars and fossil fuels, it's completely compatible with the 2030 and 2050 deadlines.

2. Sell 100 oil/gas certificates saying it's for energy independence, but energy companies will only be able to start drilling 20 years from now, 10 years from the 2050 deadline.

3. Write a letter to Santa Claus every year between now and 2050 asking for a nuclear power station.

4. While we're at it, 40 new hospitals and a Brexit unicorn for everyone.

5. Starmer will look at each of these proposals carefully before concluding that he has to carry them out as it would be fiscally irresponsible not to.

Anything I missed off?

China bans export of drones some countries have already banned anyway

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Re: Never mind DJI

Nah, they've just decided that only Russia's going to get a licence and they don't want other countries buying stock that could go there.

Arc: A radical fresh take on the web browser

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Thumb Up

They haven't known what they were doing with that since they suddenly had the bright idea of changing the green button to maximize an app into a new space, previously it maximized an app to use as much of the desktop as it needed and no more.

So now I have to remember to shift-click the green button. Progress indeed.

Biden urged to completely cripple AI chips to China

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Re: But I *Liked* the Z80! ...

You can do real multitasking on Z80s... SymbOS, Fusix

Perhaps Biden better send them 6502s. ;)

Thames Water to datacenters: Cut water use or we will

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Ofwat, that sets maximum permissible leakage rates and sewerage discharge volumes for the various water companies

About that regulator, here he is defending the water companies:

Ofwat chief defends water companies over lack of new reservoirs

The head of the water regulator for England and Wales has defended water companies against criticism over not building new reservoirs despite high levels of executive bonuses and shareholder dividends.

David Black, the chief executive of Ofwat, also said old pipes were not to blame for leaks and that most companies were meeting their leakage targets.

Water companies are meeting their leakage targets, but...

Water regulator giving companies a ‘licence to leak’, say MPs and charities

Ofwat, the water regulator, is not using its full powers to clamp down on sewage pollution and leaks, ministers, MPs and charities have said.

The regulator has been criticised for giving water companies a “licence to leak” for years and not curbing massive bonuses for CEOs who preside over a system of pollution and chaos.

Hold onto your hats, but there appears to be a revolving door between Ofwat and the water industry:

Calls for inquiry into appointments of Ofwat chairs past and present

The appointments of the current and previous chairs of the water regulator Ofwat should be investigated, campaigners have said, as the Liberal Democrats called for the watchdog to be abolished.

Jonson Cox, a former chair of the regulator, had multimillion-pound links with the privatised water industry before taking up the role. The current chair, Iain Coucher, remains a senior adviser to a global private equity firm that has interests in the water industry in the US.

Google's next big idea for browser security looks like another freedom grab to some

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Re: Too late!

Just use this.

Too many bytes and not enough bricks for datacenters

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I've got an idea

Hear me out... what would happen if we processed the data locally on the device instead of having all these devices dedicated to drawing spinning almost-circle shapes while they wait for the answer to be served from them from a bitbarn.

Want to live dangerously? Try running Windows XP in 2023

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Re: My takeaway from this article...

That sounds like it's a problem with the linker.

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Holmes

Re: My takeaway from this article...

The question is why...

Maybe something has gone terribly wrong with our compilers?

Maybe each individual library or level of abstraction has bloated so it all adds up (or even multiplies)?

Maybe we are perching more levels of abstraction one on top of another?

Maybe we're even writing software wrong now? (Casey Muratori is not a fan of OOP.)

Maybe the hardware is working against us and forcing more work to be done in software?

There seems to be no definitive answer so how can we know where to begin to cut back on bloat in modern software? Apart from throwing out everything built on Electron, of course.

Google fails to get AI engineer lawsuit claiming wrongful termination thrown out

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Re: Nothing that can't get patched up with laugh track.

Sort of like this?

Nothing, Forever

Maybe not...

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Re: Why

It's obviously evil, so it must be given an British accent.

I quite like the name Bizney as a name for a corporate family-friendly content-producing conglomerate.

(Here's the real AI episode.)

Meta can call Llama 2 open source as much as it likes, but that doesn't mean it is

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Happy

Did Midjourney get clearence from Jeff Minter

Before it generated the article graphic?

Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

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Re: Committed to end twitter

Also, Zuckerborg showed Musk how to do it:

The old front end - Instagram (Twitter).

The new front end - Threads (X).

Call the new front end "X, brought to you by Twitter" or vice-versa in the same way as Instagram/Threads.

The same account info is shared between the two websites and a few more DB tables and columns added for the new front end. That means you start off with n million users.

If he's such a rocket scientist he should have thought of that first, but he didn't. But when he saw it happen, he should have realised that was the way to do it, slammed the brakes on renaming everything to X, and done the same thing. But he didn't, because he's just a dim boy from a rich family with an ego that comes from being from a rich family and he's stuck in a loop of making something called X because he thinks its a cool name.

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Re: Press

F to pay respects.

Always on the Horizon, UK must wait for megabucks EU science deal

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FAIL

Re: And the haemorrhaging continues

11 Jul 2014

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"Well we've waited two years"

"Now let's make them wait two years. Ha, that'll learn 'em"

Tesla to license Full Self-Driving stack to other automakers, says Musk

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Meh

Re: "plans to license its as-yet Full Self-Driving stack to other automakers"

Certainly not any car maker who's just spent years R&Ding Level 3 self-driving and is about to release it or has already done it and in either case beats Tesla which is stuck on Level 2 and just not improving.

Perhaps he can sell it to Lego or make it available in an Arduino kit for schoolchildren.

Social media is too much for most of us to handle

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Alert

"We're all stewing in that pot, and it's doing us more harm than good"

If you wanted empirical evidence of that, we're using that pot to train LLMs, which then go on to simulate nervous breakdowns.

Linux has nearly half of the desktop OS Linux market

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AmigaOS is an example of an Exokernel before MIT came up with the idea so it can't be that bad a design.

As for fixing AmigaOS, it needed more money than Commodore were prepared to invest in R&D. By 2.04 and definitely 3.0, documentation should have been updated and library calls which needed shared memory should have been complaining "you set the wrong memory allocation flags" if the programmer had done that.

With limited space for tourist attractions, Singapore bets on augmented reality

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Mushroom

File under pointless planet-burning nonsense

Seems like the temperature's got to go up a few more degrees to concentrate minds.

Someone just blew over $190k on a 4GB first-gen iPhone

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Re: I don’t think they understand

You can make a machine like a C64 or a Spectrum out of all-modern hardware, you need to order different parts from different suppliers but it's possible. FPGA systems like the MiSTer will reproduce an ST or an Amiga about as accurately as can be done. On original or modern hardware, these computers still work.

An iPhone will never work, the online services it connects to just don't work any more and 2G is decommissioned in many countries and will soon be decommissioned in the rest. If you could somehow fix either of these problems then it wouldn't be an iPhone either.

Whereas you can actually use older hardware and derive some value from it that way, you can't use newer hardware as it has to connect to online services which manufacturers have no interest in maintaining using protocols which are out of date. An second-hand iPhone has no real value now, it's just tulip mania.

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Nobody's going to open it because they run the risk of discovering the screen and/or back's been pushed out due to the swollen battery and it'll end up being worth about a tenner.

All that's going to happen, as you say, is the sealed box is going to get sold on to the next mug.

Euro monopoly cops to probe Microsoft for slipping Teams into Office

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Re: Behavior that deprives customers?

So this is MS' nth iteration of shady bundling practices proven to lead to downfall of a competitor, but this time it won't happen and this time the competitor is indulging in misrepresentation in their complaint?

Google tightens Play Store dev rules while becoming more blockchain tolerant

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I guess they haven't learnt anything from the "allow backup" flag, i.e. if it's not included then the user can't backup their app data.

Twitter ad revenue has halved since Elon Musk took over

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Re: As someone who does not and will not ever have either a twatter or a zuck imitation account

Nitter.net and Squawker (Android app) appear to have found workarounds to the latest API changes.

LG to offer subscriptions for appliances and televisions

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Re: Hell no

Must be a Channel 4 programme.

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Re: Hell no

They won't be happy until you're watching Aw My Balls and paying to see the adverts.

'There has never been a realistic plan' for UK's £11B Emergency Services Network

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Big Brother

Re: Perhaps we should

So, you're saying Yvette Cooper?

It will be interesting to see how long the Home Office take to reprogram her when (if) Labour get in.

We will find you and we will sue you, Twitter tells 4 mystery alleged data-scrapers

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Re: Profits?

Well, what else can you do when you turn a open platform into a simp club?

Producers allegedly sought rights to replicate extras using AI, forever, for just $200

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Re: Technically...

A dice wouldn't work unless it's loaded to greenlight sequels.

Another challenger to OpenAI? OK, we'll allow it

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Re: Elon needs a bigger plate

Only two of those have been successful, SpaceX because they don't let him near it and Telsa because they were first but there are better options now.

China sets AI rules that protect IP, people, the planet, and The Party

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Re: What is "The Party"?

They tried capitalism when they were on the receiving end of colonialism? No, they tried colonialism, specifically the wrong part of colonialism. That part never works out well.

There are many examples of The Party protecting the interests of the people with batons and pepper sprays and little rooms you don't leave for a long time, the people must be so grateful that The Party is looking out for them.

Ex-Twitter employees owed half a billion in severance, says lawsuit

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Re: A Twitter lawsuit database

twitterisgoinggreat.com, filter just by lawyers, but that stopped updating in May.

Intel pulls plug on mini-PC NUCs

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They're great for business, public sector, education, and lately home when RPis became unobtainium. Then Intel wondered off into gaming NUCs and unsurprisingly it turned out that they weren't as good as real gaming PCs and so the entire line got the chop instead of just the gaming NUCs. They threw the baby out with the bathwater, for a change.

Funnily enough, AI models must follow privacy law – including right to be forgotten

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Re: a clear disconnect here between law and technical reality

That is not disruptive. Disruptive is doing whatever you want and lobbying for it, if you lobby enough you won't have a problem finding well-meaning idiots.

Google, DeepMind accused of 'stealing the internet' to create Bard AI chatbot

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Re: Nonsense

Inspired use of COPPA in the class action.

- Has your six year old ever posted a comment on the Internet?

- Yes, but it was just a bunch of random keypresses in the YouTube app.

- Ok, good enough, he's in the class action.

Indian developer fired 90 percent of tech support team, outsourced the job to AI

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Re: This kind of makes sense

* Other nationalities staffing the helldesk who have to follow lobotomised scripts are available.

Elon Musk launches his own xAI biz 'to understand reality'

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Re: Well at least now we know why

Well then if it's trained on Twitter as sure as shit it's not going to understand reality.

Microsoft's 10,000 job cuts didn't quite do the trick

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Re: Massively profitable company

They're just waiting till ReactOS is finished then they'll buy it out.

Should leaders place bets on new PCs or generative AI?

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Should leaders compare apples and oranges?

Fixed the headline.

The last three paragraphs with the quote from the analyst said absolutely nothing, but threw a bit of AI in there because everyone else is.

Almost all classic US video games 'critically endangered'

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6502, Z80, and 68K assembly language is self-documenting.

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Internet Archive

Once Nintendo works out how to get that closed, it'll be game over.

Note to El Reg: Even though the study was for US games, the same goes for other countries, it's not just a US thing.

Sega COO backs away from blockchain

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Re: It's very strange...

All Sega have done is look at Square Enix who followed the NFT hype and got burnt by it, now Sega are trying to find a way of changing their mind and saving face.

Musk sues law firm for overcharging Twitter when Twitter was suing Musk

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Re: I'm convinced

The crazier he gets, the more people talk about him, and the more his musketeers fall in love with him.

Only now you need to be a Twitter user to see posts and Twitter is haemorrhaging users, it all means nothing anyway. The worst possible outcome for a raging narcissist like Musk.

Fedora Project mulls 'privacy preserving' usage telemetry

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Given that McNealy managed to take each and every great idea that Sun invented and turn it into yet another nail to hammer into Sun's coffin, why would he be right about privacy when he was wrong about everything else?

Let's take a look at those US Supreme Court decisions and how they will affect tech

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Re: This is somewhat weird...

a) Please tell me that you are not learning about the US legal system, or the US in general, just by watching South Park.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defence rests.

Seems a pretty accurate depiction of US justice.

Liberté, Égalité, Spyware: France okays cops snooping on phones

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Big Brother

"We're far away from the totalitarianism of 1984," he claimed.

"... mais nous y travaillons".