* Posts by Dan 55

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Nearly three-quarters of convicted TV Licence non-payers are women

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I don't recall seeing a conditional access module in every receiver or TV I've come across and there isn't one in my Freesat box either.

The CI+ slot in the back of your TV. Unless it's a small TV it'll have it.

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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The Heil Online

This produced one Mail Online headline that saw Whittaker pleading with Who snowflakers not to be "scared" of her agenda.

It's okay, the website has nothing to do with the newspaper, it's just chance that the Daily Mail and the Mail Online are the same building. The nutters in the comments there aren't real people and don't e.g. affect election outcomes.

Radiohead hides ZX Spectrum proggie in OK Computer re-release

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Re: ...prevelent and popular

Amstrad seemed convinced there was a new untapped market of people willing to use a Spectrum for business if only the right computer was launched, in addition to those that already used it for that with Microdrives and the Disciple/Plus D, so the +3 (odd 3" discs Sugar bought from the back of a lorry, CP/M support, and incompatibilities with previous models) came out.

Then he put the Sinclair badge on generic PCs, ensuring that absolutely nobody would buy them either.

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Re: C90 cassette, as that medium was the dominant way of storing Speccy programs and data

The Bank of England's inflation calculator says I would have paid £9.13½ (remember those?) for that in 1982 if it were the same price.

I guess that would have been one way to wipe out piracy.

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Re: The ZX Spectrum does not have 'apps'.

However the Spectrum went with the American spelling as it was a computer program (watch vid).

And it saved two bytes... they don't make operating systems like that any more.

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Re: C90 cassette, as that medium was the dominant way of storing Speccy programs and data

SA stands for Still Available.

I dread to think how much £29.59 would be in 80's pocket money.

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C90 cassette, as that medium was the dominant way of storing Speccy programs and data

Who was a naughty boy, then?

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Not saved as an autorun program?

Shoddy work. Go back and type it in again.

UK.gov embraces Oracle's cloud: Pragmatism or defeatism?

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Facepalm

Cluebat required

1. Cloud - Home Office data stored anywhere on the planet.

2. Oracle - propriety, requires a metric tonne of money, got uk.gov by the balls.

3. Where's G-Cloud? Why are they not using this if they've spent money on setting it up?

Linus Torvalds may have damned systemd with faint praise

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Re: praise?

It might be my eyes but I can't see any praise at all.

I'm waiting for the day when he goes full Linus on Poettering. It's not as if there haven't been enough reasons to do that already.

Three Microsoft Outlook patches unpatched, users left to DIY

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Re: Outlook still turns invisible for me

The whole Office suite did that with me and the problem (mostly) went away when I updated the video driver.

US border cops search cloud accounts? Ha ha, nope, negative, no way, siree – Homeland Sec

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Turn phone off, stick in diplomatic bag, go through border, job done.

Good news: Samsung's Tizen no longer worst code ever. Bad news: It's still pretty awful

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Not only do they not use C++, but they insist on an object orientated-like toolkit in C.

This is possible, but they decided not to use types, only void *s. This makes development slow and bug prone. It's pretty much the worst way you could choose to implement a toolkit.

You might complain about Qt but it's lightyears ahead of ETL.

Other posts on the same site say that Samsung management ignore non-Koreans and they use Excel spreadsheets to diff source code. Their working culture is pretty bad.

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This link is obligatory Samsung/Tizen reading. If you have a Samsung smart TV and you haven't disconnected it from the Internet after reading that, then you deserve whatever it that happens to you.

Set your alarms for 2.40am UTC – so you can watch Unix time hit 1,500,000,000

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Re: Signed Integer

Presumably many moons ago (invalid unit of measurement under Unix by the way) whatever version of libc you were using was in worse shape than now.

I'm pretty sure if you recompiled it now, difftime() and so on would work.

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Re: Signed Integer

If you use time(), it's never going to return -1 as a legitimate value, but you can still do arithmetic with signed time_t values.

Sleuths unearth 'Panic Mode' in Android, set off by mashing back button

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Re: I don't know about stock Android

Seems to be yet another thing inspired by Cyanogen.

Not surprised Cyanogen had problems differentiating themselves from stock Android.

NAO: Customs union IT system may not be ready before Brexit

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Re: Wishful Oxford PPE & Classics + Crapita thinking

Obligatory link.

There won't be much to salvage from this wreck...

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Re: Not to worry. Brexit probably won't be ready by Brexit either.

And if they do piss off the whole of the EU there will be no transitional period either, unless the EU's position in March 2019 is "we feel sorry for you, negotiation's over, you've got two more years to sort things out before you leave, pull your finger out".

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Re: Wishful Oxford PPE & Classics + Crapita thinking

The United Celtic Republic of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Ireland, and the Isle of Man is going to be a thing.

Cornwall will ask to join as an associate member and the smuggling will start again.

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Re: Red Tape

If they want to stifle the red tape, then the UK has to stay in the EEA. If the UK is outside the EEA then customs declarations for the UK's largest market aren't optional.

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Wishful Oxford PPE & Classics + Crapita thinking

How can a system that was supposed to come online in December 2020 and not designed to handle EU exports be ready two years earlier (January 2019) and handle EU exports?

Given the negotiations haven't finished, the spec isn't known yet. We don't know what's going to happen about the Irish border.

The UK is set up for a train wreck due to incompetent government.

When 'Saving The Internet' means 'Saving Crony Capitalism'

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"If Pepsi Co launched a “day of protest” and wanted to enlist your help to weaken regulation"

Oh $DEITY, it's back-to-front time again. Net neutrality is strengthening regulation. It's everyone playing by the same rules, not bandwidth sold to the highest corporate bidder that quarter meaning people will never see your video without buffering unless it's on YouTube.

(Obligatory addition, as is so often necessary: QoS is not anti-net neutrality, it's setting the technical rules by which things are transported so they arrive at their destination in the most useful way for the user otherwise whatever it is being transported it's just wasted bandwidth. E-mail doesn't need to be realtime, games do, audio and video needs to not buffer every 10 seconds, interactive terminal sessions need to be interactive.)

European Parliament keen to throw news publishers a bone

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Re: Just another attempt

There's not much difference between News and Search apart from the presentation. Imagine the squeals if Google removes newspapers from Search too.

Russia, China vow to kill off VPNs, Tor browser

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Re: Will The UK Follow Their Lead ???

Does the Chinese government realise there are such things as VPNs which carry server to server connections?

You can't just rip them out.

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Re: I was wondering . . .

Why not? Most people use ISP-provided routers.

Virgin Trains dodges smack from ICO: CCTV pics of Corbyn were OK

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1) He was also walking past reserved spaces in 2nd class.

2) You are allowed to use a reserved seat for the non-reserved part of the journey.

The life and times of Surface, Microsoft's odds-defying fondleslab

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Re: Flogged the rubbish to schools

Keep hold of them just in case, hopefully sometime soon a version of Linux will be available for it.

Openreach kicks off 'rebrand' by painting over BT logo on vans

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Facepalm

Sept 2017 – The majority of Openreach websites and customer-facing mobile apps

Oh Christ, how difficult is it to open Paint, go through the images directory, erase the BT parts of logos, then redeploy?

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Re: Will it really make any differece?

No, because that makes the assumptions that the property will be continuously occupied for the lifetime of the loan and that all the occupants in that period of time will be willing to fork out for fibre.

Not everything is guaranteed in life. Loans have interest rates to take this into account.

If the new occupant says "15Mbps is more than enough, no fibre for me thanks" they won't be paying either.

Perhaps it could be done like water meters, once the change has been made, there's no going back. Someone could contract a voice-only or slow line, but it'd be fibre nonetheless.

(I didn't downvote.)

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Re: Will it really make any differece?

For Openreach/an ISP to fund that would be exceedingly difficult. To stand any realistic prospect of breaking even on the install you'd need to be tying the consumer into a 5-10 year contract which almost no residential user is likely to agree to.

The bit of the cable that goes from the property to the cabinet has to be paid for, this is an ongoing cost that could switch from ISP to ISP as the customer does, n'cest pas?

Unfortunately this would require a huge loan behind it all but you can't have everything.

Ubuntu Linux now on Windows Store (for Insiders)

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Re: new fangled Windows Subsystem for Linux

I don't think Nokia's Store ever prevented you from installing your own stuff from elsewhere. They were very aware that a lot of people wanted that.

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Re: But...

Correct, it's not running a Linux kernel but it is presenting most of a Linux API. Whether that constitutes infringement of the Linux name is a fair argument.

If it's Oracle vs Google, yes...

JavaScript spec gets strung out on padding

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Re: broken by design?

I think JavaScript strings are UTF-16 internally. I don't think it could be done any other way.

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The proposal points out that string padding functions are widely used by a majority of websites and frameworks and notes that the absence of a native method to pad strings makes JavaScript needlessly painful.

If it were only string padding that made JavaScript needlessly painful.

The great phone squeeze wheeze: Getting squidgy with HTC's U11

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Re: "range"?

The only way you can understand that sentence to mean that you can get that phone subsidised on a contract from O2 and EE is ignoring the word "range" and replacing it with another, like "subsidise".

It's July 2017 – and your expensive HoloLens can be pwned over Wi-Fi

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Coat

Or are you just pleased to see me?

Indian telco Reliance Jio denies claims of 100m record data breach

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Re: biometrics target?

If I could go off on a tangent for a moment, it seems to me that Indian bureaucracy, descended as it is from British bureaucracy, is only doing what British bureaucracy would do if it thought it could get a way with it.

However British bureaucracy is having a go at it with the proposed ID cards for EU citizens database and your story serves as a warning as to how it could go wrong.

It'd be interesting to know how many in the upper echelons of the Indian civil service are Oxford PPE educated or similar.

And now, back to your scheduled programme...

Got a Windows Phone 8 mobe? It's now officially obsolete. Here's why...

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Re: Could've been something...

The only Google apps I've got on my phone are Play Store, Play Services, and Translate. In those three, settings are set to the most private possible (not very much I know, this is Google) and the fewest notifications possible. I use a dedicated Google account for that one phone.

So I don't get nagged to review businesses or upload photos or whatever they want to crowdsource today.

Ghost of NTLM still haunts Microsoft: Aged protocol hole patched

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I bet it there's still LAN Manager code buried in there somewhere...

Insurers may have to adjust policies to reflect 'silent' cyber risks

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Re: Could it be a box ticking exercise?

“The PRA expects firms to adopt a proportionate approach when assessing their non-affirmative exposures. The firm’s underwriting and risk management functions should play a key role in leading this effort,” it said.

More of a key role than the IT dept?

Seems like box ticking to me.

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Could it be a box ticking exercise?

Certainly sounds like one.

Ex-GDS man to pluck tech strings at UKCloud

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Oh, is that why it's going down the pan?

"Since GDS director general Kevin Cunnington took the helm and effectively ousted former GDS head Stephen Foreshew-Cain in 2016, a raft of senior folk have jumped ship. Most of those have joined their previous boss Mike Bracken at Co-Op..."

Two-factor FAIL: Chap gets pwned after 'AT&T falls for hacker tricks'

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The software could not let the call centre drone get to do things if the customer doesn't get the password right.

If the customer's forgotten the password it could go on to other security questions, again not letting the drone go on to later screens unless the customer gets most or all of them right.

And it should certainly not allow repeated spamming of the call centre.

If there is some doubt about the customer then the drone should be able to play back previous calls to the call centre to compare voices, check if the caller is calling from their own home or mobile, and so on.

There are certainly ways to tighten up things.

Trump to world: Forget moving to America to do a startup

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Re: Why on Gahd's Green Earth....

Of course he doesn't like them, they compete with GM, Ford, and Boeing, Lockheed, and oil.

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The one and only thought in his head (apart from Obama did it so it must be bad) was it means that AT&T and Verizon have less competition.

Not that AT&T and Verizon were ever going to be able to compete and if it's an Internet start-up it doesn't matter anyway as it can be based anywhere.

G20 calls for 'lawful and non-arbitrary access to available information' to fight terror

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Re: A G20 spokesman explains the groups position.

Wasn't it more like...

We don't want the precious. That would not be free and democratic.

Silicon Valley must collaborate with us and show us the precious or else.

But we don't want the precious. That would not be free and democratic.

... and similar cognitive dissidence?

'My dream job at Oracle left me homeless!' – A techie's relocation horror tale

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12k is great, so is 24k. Doesn't matter if they don't let you have the money, show no interest in letting you have it, and fire you because you couldn't use it.

This story just confirms my prejudice that Oracle is a viper's nest.

Microsoft drops Office 365 for biz. Now it's just Microsoft 365. Word

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That would never happen.

Insert coin to continue.

His Muskiness wheels out the Tesla Model 3

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Re: Mass market?

It's aimed at the mass market and when it is widely available at that price it will be.