* Posts by Dan 55

15449 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild

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Re: Wow, a company that listened to its customers?

Windows 10 with Lenovo bloatware and spyware... are you sure they've listened?

Smart meters: 'Dog's breakfast' that'll only save you 'a tenner' – report

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Got one

Bill went up by about a third, which coincides with a Dutch study.

"Why did you have one then?" you ask.

Because living in a flat, with smart meters in a common area, means the electricity company just rock up and change everybody's meter at once while everyone's out. And as it's Spain, if you ever told them that you didn't want one, they'd ignore you anyway.

Well, whad'ya know? 'No evidence' that Obama wiretapped Trump Tower

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Re: Twitler lied?

Well, it's all going to be academic soon, as soon as Trump manages to read the label next to the red button marked "RED BUTTON".

Retail serfs to vanish, all thanks to automation

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Re: time to Tax the Robots

Seems no especial reason why a robot shouldn't pay the tax and national insurance contributions of the worker it replaces.

How do you determine their wages to tax? Will they get free repairs from the state for NI?

Google's Hollywood 'interventions' made on-screen coders cooler

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Alert

He says he has a wife, but we never see her.

For all we know, Mrs Columbo is his schizophrenic alter ego who goes out and commits the murders then Columbo finds someone else as a fall guy/girl. Any scenes of the fall guy/girl killing someone could be handwaved away because the series is shot with Columbo as an unreliable narrator.

Or perhaps I've been watching too much Mr Robot.

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Re: Halt and Catch Fire

I just couldn't unsee the C64s' power lights all being off. Half-way through series 3 I think, I guess they read too many Internet comments and they started being on.

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Halt and Catch Fire

Well... they didn't manage very well with making that technically accurate. I bet the elevator pitch was Mad Men with computers.

Obligatory link: Source Code in TV and Films

Linus Torvalds passed a kidney stone and then squeezed out Linux 4.13

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Re: Goodbye, SMB1.0

And in NAS boxes, of course.

Police deny Notting Hill Carnival face recog tech led to wrongful arrest

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Re: Masks

No need for a mask, just some shiny clothing and make up, which you never get at carnival.

Or even just some new carnival glasses would do.

A carnival seems to be the worst place to try out this snakeoil that the police bought.

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Re: Call Abby Sciuto!

Sorry, she can't come to the phone, she's a bit busy right now.

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Re: DPA requests

They would say it takes too much staff time or the request is vexatious or something.

Big Tech slams Trump on plan to deport kids

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Re: Not quite.

Yes, as mentioned above I thought the US did the same as most countries, which is only give US citizenship to the baby if at least one of the parents is a US citizen. However it is enough for the baby to be born inside the US.

So what damn difference does it make if the child came when they were say between 0-5 and when they were born there? They're socially going to turn out an American anyway.

Why is one child sponging off the welfare state and the other not if in both cases the patents are illegal? Why put one child on notice of deportation if their brother or sister a year or so their junior is fine? Why break up their family? It makes no damn sense.

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Re: Not quite.

Interesting, I assumed like in most countries at least one parent had to be a US citizen for the baby to have US citizenship.

If US citizenship is that permissive then why suddenly get upset about, say, a pre-schooler getting brought in to the US yeaes ago and threaten to send them back years later when they are basically an American?

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Re: Not quite.

They did not sneak into the country, they happened to be born there or were brought there by their parents at a very young age. They did not choose to illegally enter the US.

Letting them grow up alongside other children, go to.school with them, pledge allegiance, etc... so they basically are as American as their peers but then letting it be known that they are not as American as their peers, that there is a sword of Damocles hanging above their heads, and they might be thrown out at some arbitrary age at the whim of the government back to a country they probably don't even remember is the height of stupidity, cruelty, blithering idiocy, is entirely consistent with Trump, and is only done to shore up support from mindless unthinking cretins.

So may I wish a great big hearty fuck you to any of you here who support this... policy, for want of a word.

That virtually impossible classic compsci P vs NP problem is virtually impossible, say boffins

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Re: What the hell is #P-Complete?

I know what NP complete means because I just Googled an explanation for thickies. It didn't mention #P complete anywhere.

'Independent' gov law reviewer wants users preemptively identified before they're 'allowed' to use encryption

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So, what they're looking for is...

... a way to link each email address and phone number to an identity (e.g. passport, driver's licence, etc...), hold them in some centralised gov database, and allow social media providers to query the DB to check if an email address or phone number has been verified.

I do wish they'd just come out and say what they mean.

We experienced Windows Mixed Reality. Results: Well, mixed

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Strange idea for a show

So it seems the writer of this esteemed organ went to a show and found out which vendor wrote the most bug-free device driver for Windows Mixed Reality and MS' Cliff House application.

Cliff. Nobody's going to mention Cliff, Edge, or jumping off. Marketing managed to walk into that one again.

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... What about wearing the headset conferencing on the train? You'll probably have the table all to yourself.

Connect at mine free Wi-Fi! I would knew what I is do! I is cafe boss!

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Re: This is the reality of life

Most people aren't aware of the pitfalls of open WiFi and other stuff and a virus or malware is something that the fates bring. If it goes wrong, it was destined to. If they know someone who can get it fixed, that's destiny too. Very Athenian, but it's spread all around the world.

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Coat

Allo Allo

You vill answer our qvestions o ve vill blind you!

Helga, shine ze IoT spotlight! Make it a nice blue colour.

Western Digital has cloudified the NAS and shoved it in a trendy box

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Re: Deja Vu

I had two or three + the obligatory Heartbleed update. I've never connected it to the net.

When it finally dies I think Synology will be the way to go.

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Re: But

Well, you could use your own sync software and point it to the SMB/NFS share on the LAN.

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Deja Vu

My Cloud already replaced My Book in 2013. I guess this My Cloud is still the same inside but with a nice new case.

WD used the launch of My Cloud as an excuse to drop firmware updates for My Book. Hopefully they haven't just done the same for 2013 My Cloud owners.

When uploading comments to the FCC, you can now include malware

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I bet I know what that webform does

Stick everything in an email, attachment and all, and send it to a mailing list running on an Exchange server. The mailing list emails viewed with Outlook on Windows machines.

Due to sod's law, it couldn't be anything else.

China: Cute Hyperloop Elon, now watch how it's really done

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Hyperloop was an open source project

The whole idea was that other companies/countries take it and improve on it.

Microsoft's fix for web graphics going AWOL? Disable your antivirus

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Re: I have an easier solution.

It's pretty bad that this far after launch, UWP apps and UWPified software like Edge and Mail aren't compatible with screen readers.

Apparently Microsoft Narrator works the best, it doesn't seem they´re that bothered about helping third party screen readers to work. Link

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Re: Untrusted Font?

Well, unless it's Windows 10, fonts are drawn by the GDI which runs with kernel privileges, so a malicious font can cause a privilege escalation...

Tech soap-opera latest: Alexa marries Cortana, will share custody of customers

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Re: There may be trouble ahead..

Close encounters of the IoT kind?

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We don't talk about Tay.

Sweden may extend data retention, splat NAT and register VPNs

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Re: Next one in line

But really, there's no really way of checking how the Internet in the UK is being snooped on until the next big leak so it's academic (if there is a next big leak). Everything's buried in technical notes which have restricted circulation and are under a NDA. The wording could probably be tailored for each person to trace leaks.

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Re: Next one in line

The Home Office seems to have ignored the ECJ since last December's ruling against the Snoopers' Charter.

I suppose the fine will now be included as part of the payment for leaving the EU.

Well, debugger me. Microsoft's BSOD fixer is getting a makeover

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Re: An easier way to analyze Windows memory dump files

the basic crash information displayed in the blue screen

Which I guess for Windows 8 onwards is :( ...

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Re: Know your market

Unfortunately if you hide the ribbon, the toolbars don't come back and the menus don't go back to the way they were.

People don't want the old way because they don't like change, they want the old way because the new way was worse. If MS had come up with a change that was better, people wouldn't still be complaining 10 years on.

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Re: Know your market

Why make do with blaming her for the ribbon when she came up with TIFKAM as well?

She is after all responsible for spoiling Windows 7/Office 2007's UI and ruining everything which came afterwards.

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Know your market

Yeah. Ribbons will go down well with devs. Good job whoever signed off on that.

India responds to internet shutdown criticism... by codifying rules to make it legal

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Paris Hilton

Cameroon took things one step further and cut off the country's southwest and northwest provinces

I misread the first word and wondered what the West Country and Manchester had done to deserve that.

Trump-hating Iranian is the new Uber CEO

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Re: Typical US corporate way of life....

You don't even need to insult him to get arrested.

Press freedom advocates condemn arrest of journalist in West Virginia

Dangle a DVR online and it'll be cracked in two minutes

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Devil

Re: Let's think like the marketing department

More likely the order will come down to Software from above that there is no extra time or money for security but instead they have to work smarter, but money would be allocated to Marketing to mitigate the bad PR, and Marketing would come with a new spec on the spec sheet: 0-Pwnage in 120 seconds. It then becomes an industry standard metric and companies compete to get it down.

Dell's flagship XPS13 – a 2-in-1 that may fatally frustrate your fingers

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Re: and another thing...

How many cameras do you know that use micro-sd.

It's all about the phones these days.

WannaCrypt NHS victim Lanarkshire infected by malware again

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Re: "Patient support" nice piece of social engineering.

As for what Lanarkshire have gotten, who knows?

Probably a Petya variant, which spreads in more-or-less the same way.

Ad blocking basically doesn't exist on mobile

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Re: No Root Firewall

Well, there's always F-Droid.

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Re: No Root Firewall

Why don't you just use a calculator or torch that doesn't need Internet access?

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Re: Try pihole....

It's an AdBlock for your LAN. The equivalent for an Android phone is AdAway. If you don't have root on your phone then Firefox + uBlock Origin will do.

It's nicer to disable ad blocking for certain sites you read regularly (as long as they don't serve up malvertising).

Node.js forks again – this time it's a war of words over anti-sex-pest codes of conduct

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Re: It is called...

Google tried "don't be evil", didn't really work for them.

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Re: Well, I don't know who's done what to whoever

No, JavaScript has rigidly designed areas of doubt and uncertainty.

See for yourself.

Or watch for yourself.

But back to my point, any framework based on JavaScript (which we know has RDAODAU) which has x forks and stuff like this going on in its steering committee isn't calling out to be used. I don't even care about the detail, it just gives off an aura of "you'd be better off choosing something else".

Nokia trademark filing reveals name of upcoming drone brand

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Also Spanish (objeto volador no identificado). Perhaps they want to give it a generic name so people will immediately think of Nokia's version, something like Hoover.

UK.gov wants quick Brexit deal with EU over private data protections

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Re: There 'May' come a time

Well they did stall for a year. And had sweet FA to show for it.

Vodafone won't pay employee expenses for cups of coffee

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By which I mean that might not reflect well...

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You might buy a sandwich if you're not travelling, other people might ordinarily bring their own lunch.

If Vodafone employees brought their own Tupperware to client meetings, that wouldn't reflect well on the employee. If they all did it and and explained their company policy, that might reflect well on Vodafone.