* Posts by Dan 55

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Tell us what you're doing in DevOps, Containers, and Agile

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What have I stopped doing?

Any semblance of planned development as ticket after ticket of firefighting is somehow seen as a better method.

Phab-u-lous, Mate: Huawei's business phabs go upmarket

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Re: "crunching 16-bit floating point numbers"

I don't think C even does a two byte float.

Edit: it's a thing in graphics cards, apparently. FP16. So the fail is for us crusty server-side programmers for not knowing.

Release the KRACKen patches: The good, the bad, and the ugly on this WPA2 Wi-Fi drama

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Re: Web site encryption

I think it must be HTTPS Everywhere. I just tried going to the HTTP site in two other browsers (IE11 and Vivaldi) and it didn't switch to HTTPS.

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WTF?

Re: Web site encryption

The whole site does, at least for me.

Something up with your browser's HSTS setting?

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Re: MAC Filtering

No, because MACs are sent in the clear so can be discovered easily.

Dying! Yahoo! loses! fight! to! lock! dead! man's! dead! account!

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Same with letters. If you make a will, you have to trust the executor (who is named by you, after all).

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Re: No need to rule on terms of service

What is motivating Yahoo to take this stance? I don't see what they are worried about.

The contents, it it ours. If the tricksy lawyers come and take control of the contents for dead people today, they will come back tomorrow and and take control of the content for live people. We want the contents, it it ours. It makes us money. Filthy tricksy lawyers.

The Google Home Mini: Great, right up until you want to smash it in fury

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FAIL

Silly Valley

Completely unable to make a non-beta product that can cope with a household of more than one person.

Russia tweaks Telegram with tiny fine for decryption denial

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Re: But..

The exact same thing would happen in the UK now under RIPA... if there were any businesses with e2e encrypted IM products silly enough to base themselves in the UK.

Essex drone snapper dealt with by police for steamy train photos

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Someone's managed it and he's licensed, but only by the CAA it seems.

Open source sets sights on killing WhatsApp and Slack

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Re: E2E encryption

If they're doing it right the protocol should be XMPP perhaps with a simple IMAP extension to let the mail client know that XMPP is available and how to configure the chat client on the client side. Thunderbird has XMPP chat built-in already.

If they're really doing it right, you should be able to use your own XMPP server if you like and flick a switch on Dovecot to get the IMAP extension.

There are a lot of XMPP clients about and it'd be a shame to waste them.

Give us cash and think about the kids, UK tells Facebook and Twitter

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Re: How in the name of fuck can the YouTube Kids app get a free pass?

They could be scientologists for all I care, it still doesn't detract that from the fact that the videos actually exist and are discoverable in the way that the articles say.

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Funny how Apple and Google are on the Technical Working Group and don't get slapped with a tax. Odd how tech compnaies run rings around a bunch of PPEs from Oxford.

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Flame

How in the name of fuck can the YouTube Kids app get a free pass?

Have you seen what it's infested with? Link 1 and Link 2 if you haven't.

Google might deign to remove a video or two if you report them, but unless this gets media attention they will do precisely nothing about it... perhaps attention from an IT news source that knows the issues and can't be fobbed off (hint)...

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Mushroom

It's always the same, isn't it?

If you so much as touch a computer then all the error dialogs that appear from then on appear with your name on them. No other details apart form your name though.

Neglected Pure Connect speaker app silenced in iOS 11's war on 32-bit

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Re: Commentards obviosly know more than mere mortals

Presumably if they still had the source they'd have managed to get someone in, recompile, and upload to the App Store.

They've only had about four years to do that.

Outlook, Office 2007 slowly taken behind the shed, shots heard

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The problem is that normal menus, as well as categorising options better than the ribbon can, continually remind you of keyboard shortcuts whereas the ribbon doesn't.

With Outlook 2003 I would probably have immediately remembered the advanced find shortcut as it's listed next to other more used menu options. Since the ribbon everything's hidden or buried and I've forgotten it.

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They'll just update Windows 10 instead so Office 2007 stops working.

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Don't fool yourself, the ribbon is still shit.

Yesterday in Outlook 2013 I wanted to do an advanced search. But there's no search options in Outlook 2013’s ribbon. I went through all of it and found nothing.

Instead you need to start a useless quick search so the search tab magically appears (which you may not realise as you're looking at the quick search bar) and you can then choose a hidden drop-down option at the end of the ribbon to get an advanced search.

Time wasted: best part of five minutes.

Multiplied by: x people = x * 5 / 60 person hours.

The fact that more shit has come along since doesn't detract from the fact that the ribbon is still as shit as it ever was.

It's 2017... And Windows PCs can be pwned via DNS, webpages, Office docs, fonts – and some TPM keys are fscked too

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Putting aside the usual monthly MS clusterfuck...

... the stock photo is nice but I think it could be a bit edgier, like one from here.

'There has never been a right to absolute privacy' – US Deputy AG slams 'warrant-proof' crypto

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Wrong wrong wrong wrong

Examples include the central management of security keys and operating system updates; - no third party involved, the key to verify and decrypt the OS update is held by both the OS supplier and the OS itself.

the scanning of content, like your emails, for advertising purposes; - wrong, email is held at rest as plain text.

the simulcast of messages to multiple destinations at once; - usually wrong, if it's encrypted the message is sent multiple times and multicast doesn't work over the Internet anyway.

and key recovery when a user forgets the password to decrypt a laptop. - again wrong, no third party involved, the key to verify and decrypt the recovery key is held by both the OS supplier and the OS itself.

Visual Studio Team Services having some 'performance issues'

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Re: VS2017 Community Edition is a POS

What they mean is they can't be bothered to go through the code and check the types and the whole thing is so string-and-yoghurt-pots anyway that any slight change to the compile options means 1000 new bugs bloom.

BlackBerry's new Motion will move you neither to tears of joy nor sadness

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Trollface

Re: Barf!

Doesn't work too well with Microsoft either.

Frustrated Britons struggle to locate their packages: Royal Mail tracker smacked

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Re: Craptastic

Perhaps you could try 17track.net?

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Re: Craptastic

You'll be able to check it on GLS' website after it's been scanned the first time by them.

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Facepalm

"Hi Royal Mail, where the hell is my expensive 4K TV delivery KK...GB?"

"Well now your name and address has been deduced from social media and someone purporting to be you collected it this morning at 10am with fake ID, I don't know. That'll teach you to publically post stuff you shouldn't."

BAE confirms it is slashing 2,000 jobs

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Black Helicopters

Any nation that wants to turn their part of the Internet into a repressive spy machine.

Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype texts for me

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Re: Let's see how it works...

If you trust APKMirror, here's the last version of Skype 7 which we were all complaining about until Skype 8 came along, but with hindsight it really is better.

Rattled toymaker VTech's data breach case exiting legal pram

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WTF?

Why would you need to prove ID theft?

And was there no fine for Vtech from US authorities after data for 5 million USAns (2.9 million children) was leaked?

I did find this which proves that Vtech are scum.

Video games used to be an escape. Now not even they are safe from ads

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You get both. A lot of games use AdMob.

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And who can forget Zool (Chupachups).

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Re: This is nothing...

The PEGI rating for Warface doesn't include gambling, so these things may be slipping under the radar.

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

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Nothing follows

You need hardware to run an OS on, there isn't that hardware and as a result the OS platform is burned.

The only thing they could possibly have a go at is a UWP runner on iOS and Android, and that would fail too.

German Firefox users to test recommendation engine 'a bit like thought-reading'

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Re: Missing poll answer

Firefox ESR will catch up with the stupid soon enough. June 2018, Firefox 52 ESR ends, and then you're stuck with 59, with all of the stupid changes they will add for three more versions. It's a stop-gap at best.

Not to worry, by then the planet will be a pile of smouldering rubble.

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Re: Screenshot Beta embedded into Firefox, records Audio?

It's apparently been brought across from the developer version of Firefox and tarted up.

I'm not sure why they get rid of Tab Groups saying metrics say nobody uses it, then they put this in which probably even fewer people will use.

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Obviously as this is an IT site you can, it's not an xor.

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There's not much money in that though.

There might have been if they'd stuck to their guns with Firefox OS for TVs.

Perhaps they could push a tip jar, either teaming up with one (or more) or making their own. They could scrape a small commission, and it would do something about the stranglehold that advertising has on the web.

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Missing poll answer

- I've already buggered off to Firefox ESR.

Microsoft's foray into phones was a bumbling, half-hearted fiasco, and Nadella always knew it

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Re: I didn't understand the phone market, so I exited it.

Why is he still updating Windows 10 Mobile if he's pulled out of hardware? There's no point having an OS for hardware that doesn't exist.

If he is exiting the mobile business then he should exit it. If he isn't he should announce what he's doing with mobile devices before everyone writes MS off completely.

Blade Runner 2049 review: Scott's vision versus Villeneuve's skill

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Re: Another awful reboot like Prometheus...

Ok, spoilers:

The whole Xenomorph race being the product of a demented robot? Engineers who might have perhaps travelled the galaxy seeding and destroying life being reduced to a bunch of villagers getting wiped out by a demented robot? It's bollocks and it ruins both films.

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Re: Ruined by fan service and truly awful product placement

Isn't that par for the course now? If you take your kids to a Pixar film, the whole family will leave with their ears bleeding.

I'm not sure who to blame, the film producers or the cinema. Probably both.

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Re: Another awful reboot like Prometheus...

Well if you quite enjoyed Prometheus, whatever you do don't watch the sequel.

Online criminal records checks to take a punt on troubled Verify system

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Isn't that HMRC's fail? People need to verify their ID, it's up to HMRC to join the dots between them or decide on their roles.

Microsoft silently fixes security holes in Windows 10 – dumps Win 7, 8 out in the cold

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Re: Perhaps money will talk louder:

That was Ballmer's promise, not Satnad's.

In the brave new cloudy agile world, if it's older than last week then it's out of date.

Avast urges devs to secure toolchains after hacked build box led to CCleaner disaster

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Re: XcodeGhost again, cmon people!

There's a difference, Piriform was hacked and their official download was compromised and end users had no reason to suspect, XCodeGhost was an obviously unofficial version which end users (app developers) downloaded knowingly ignoring possible malware issues because it downloaded faster than from Apple's server.

Microsoft Edge shock: Browser opts for Apple WebKit, Google Blink

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Headmaster

Re: "Microsoft said it hasn't ported its EdgeHTML engine"

Far fewer headaches!

In this case it doesn't, as it's just a WebKit wrapper.

And who the hell would prefer Edge's UI either? The entire thing, rendering engine and user interface, is an abomination.

Dumb bug of the week: Apple's macOS reveals your encrypted drive's password in the hint box

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Problem's with DiskUtility, not ADFS

They seem to have given DiskUtility to a succession of work experience kids. After all, it doesn't do anything important.

The other problem is their QA is bordering on nonexistent.

Facebook, Google, Twitter are the shady bouncers of the web. They should be fired

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Go

Re: Double-talk

If the first thing that happens after Las Vegas on YouTube is conspiracy theories and fake news and the algorithms in YouTube Kids select the sketchiest videos imaginable, their algorithms are shit.

Google needs to drop the "because algorithms" defence, and realise that publishing is actually quite an expensive business. The can't have it both ways. If they reap billions from adverts then they can cough up the money to moderate them.

They automatically generate subtitles for each video uploaded. People flagging one video usually means the rest of the channel is probably dodgy too. It's not beyond the wit of man to get rid of most of the harmful stuff instead of letting it fester there.

Here's a gentle guide to building JavaScript AI in web browsers. Totally not a scary thing

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Re: This being Google, how much data does it send back to them?

It's a good question. After all, Google Voice was only made so Google could get voice recognition samples for later services. They don't give this stuff away for free.