* Posts by Dan 55

15421 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Windows 10 Fall Creators Update tackles IT's true menace: Cheating gamers

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So basically Microsoft are making their gaming platform (Windows 10) much more console like, when one of the great benefits of the gaming on the PC is that games could be modded.

They're not doing too well at it. Their Minecraft Better Together update, sold as a way of playing Minecraft online across different previously-incompatible platforms, also changes the UI on the console versions to match the PC's. It's now impossible to play on console.

Remember that horrendous UI mistake they made with mobile and PC? They're now now making the same mistake with console and PC.

Microsoft exec says ARM-powered Windows laptops have multi-day battery life

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Re: Computational Power, Battery Life: Pick one.

When I learnt CompSci, kernels and userspace system services didn't run on pixie dust, but now we've got people seriously suggesting JavaScript should run on the server I'm willing to believe anything.

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Re: Does it run...

Pages similar to mine, but not mine. :)

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Windows

Re: Does it run...

Isn't this a bit more of a user friendly way to get Firefox ESR?

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Re: Does it run...

You can install any extension not marked as compatible with threading and Firefox will disable threading.

Here's a list.

NYC cops say they can't reveal figures on cash seized from people – the database is too shoddy

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As I have to work with one, I can readily believe that their DB2 database is broken.

Samsung to let proper Linux distros run on Galaxy smartmobes

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Mushroom

It's emulators all the way down... powered by a Samsung battery.

EU: No encryption backdoors but, eh, let's help each other crack that crypto, oui? Ja?

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Re: The utter fools

It seems to me like they're more interested in sharing information about breaking endpoint security than breaking encryption in transit and therefore allowing bulk surveillance to happen.

Which is a good thing, isn't it?

Raspberry Pi burning up? Microsoft's recipe can save it and AI

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Re: Why?

I ran cpuburn (all four cores at 100%) and it maxed out at 82.7°C with an ambient temperature of 23.5°C. Normally when running as a media centre it runs at about 50°C.

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Re: Microsoft's compute intensive AI task

Finding excuses to drop the words "AI", "Windows", and "Raspberry Pi" in blog posts since Google announced a partnership with the RPi Foundation in May.

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Re: Why?

Try a Flirc whole-case heatsink. Seems to work for me.

What the fdisk? Storage Spaces Direct just vanished from Windows Server in version 1709

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Welcome to our Agile data centre

Please refrain from planning ahead carefully.

Windows Fall Creators Update is here: What do you want first – bad news or good news?

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Re: Inivitably!

You don't seem to understand - Windows 10 computers can reboot without notifying while you are at the keyboard. His nan's seen it, my workmate has seen it, and if you Google it, the Internet has seen it.

Let's have a look at MS' answer... Oh dear, the guy had to disable the update service.

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Re: Inivitably!

Is someone's nan supposed to know that it automatically updates and reboots whenever it wants? Perhaps there should be a dialog box on first run if MS can't come up with an auto update which doesn't bother the user.

As for the second post, how about the computer not rebooting when people are logged in and working? No other OS seems to need to do this.

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Re: Windows 7 ... missing features

Article also says:

As for Windows 7, it is an old operating system, and while its more consistent user interface and superior Start menu is still missed, security considerations and missing features are strong arguments for upgrading.

Windows 7 gets security updates till 2020 and Microsoft should be fully taken to task if they try to skip one.

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Facepalm

Re: Inivitably!

So the OS reserves the right to restart at any time unless you find a setting buried somewhere. That's very useful.

It also happened to someone where I work, but they can't do a thing about it as updates are set by group policy.

Ex-TalkTalk chief grilled by MPs on suitability to chair NHS Improvement

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Just... no.

If they wanted to fuck up the NHS as an excuse to privatize it, they couldn't pick a better person.

Calling it Improvements is just the cherry on top.

It must be on purpose. The plan is to wreck everything using the worst person imaginable for each job, and that person doesn't even know what they're really doing.

Genius.

Resellers on Surface: Yeah, go ahead and kill it. What do we care...

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Re: I bought my Surface directly from Microsoft.

I expect the margins are razor thin and resellers have to field support calls like "the battery doesn't last very long" and "it won't sleep and wake up properly".

Tell us what you're doing in DevOps, Containers, and Agile

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What have I stopped doing?

Any semblance of planned development as ticket after ticket of firefighting is somehow seen as a better method.

Phab-u-lous, Mate: Huawei's business phabs go upmarket

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Re: "crunching 16-bit floating point numbers"

I don't think C even does a two byte float.

Edit: it's a thing in graphics cards, apparently. FP16. So the fail is for us crusty server-side programmers for not knowing.

Release the KRACKen patches: The good, the bad, and the ugly on this WPA2 Wi-Fi drama

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Re: Web site encryption

I think it must be HTTPS Everywhere. I just tried going to the HTTP site in two other browsers (IE11 and Vivaldi) and it didn't switch to HTTPS.

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WTF?

Re: Web site encryption

The whole site does, at least for me.

Something up with your browser's HSTS setting?

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Re: MAC Filtering

No, because MACs are sent in the clear so can be discovered easily.

Dying! Yahoo! loses! fight! to! lock! dead! man's! dead! account!

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Same with letters. If you make a will, you have to trust the executor (who is named by you, after all).

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Re: No need to rule on terms of service

What is motivating Yahoo to take this stance? I don't see what they are worried about.

The contents, it it ours. If the tricksy lawyers come and take control of the contents for dead people today, they will come back tomorrow and and take control of the content for live people. We want the contents, it it ours. It makes us money. Filthy tricksy lawyers.

The Google Home Mini: Great, right up until you want to smash it in fury

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FAIL

Silly Valley

Completely unable to make a non-beta product that can cope with a household of more than one person.

Russia tweaks Telegram with tiny fine for decryption denial

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Re: But..

The exact same thing would happen in the UK now under RIPA... if there were any businesses with e2e encrypted IM products silly enough to base themselves in the UK.

Essex drone snapper dealt with by police for steamy train photos

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Someone's managed it and he's licensed, but only by the CAA it seems.

Open source sets sights on killing WhatsApp and Slack

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Re: E2E encryption

If they're doing it right the protocol should be XMPP perhaps with a simple IMAP extension to let the mail client know that XMPP is available and how to configure the chat client on the client side. Thunderbird has XMPP chat built-in already.

If they're really doing it right, you should be able to use your own XMPP server if you like and flick a switch on Dovecot to get the IMAP extension.

There are a lot of XMPP clients about and it'd be a shame to waste them.

Give us cash and think about the kids, UK tells Facebook and Twitter

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Re: How in the name of fuck can the YouTube Kids app get a free pass?

They could be scientologists for all I care, it still doesn't detract that from the fact that the videos actually exist and are discoverable in the way that the articles say.

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Funny how Apple and Google are on the Technical Working Group and don't get slapped with a tax. Odd how tech compnaies run rings around a bunch of PPEs from Oxford.

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Flame

How in the name of fuck can the YouTube Kids app get a free pass?

Have you seen what it's infested with? Link 1 and Link 2 if you haven't.

Google might deign to remove a video or two if you report them, but unless this gets media attention they will do precisely nothing about it... perhaps attention from an IT news source that knows the issues and can't be fobbed off (hint)...

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Mushroom

It's always the same, isn't it?

If you so much as touch a computer then all the error dialogs that appear from then on appear with your name on them. No other details apart form your name though.

Neglected Pure Connect speaker app silenced in iOS 11's war on 32-bit

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Re: Commentards obviosly know more than mere mortals

Presumably if they still had the source they'd have managed to get someone in, recompile, and upload to the App Store.

They've only had about four years to do that.

Outlook, Office 2007 slowly taken behind the shed, shots heard

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The problem is that normal menus, as well as categorising options better than the ribbon can, continually remind you of keyboard shortcuts whereas the ribbon doesn't.

With Outlook 2003 I would probably have immediately remembered the advanced find shortcut as it's listed next to other more used menu options. Since the ribbon everything's hidden or buried and I've forgotten it.

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They'll just update Windows 10 instead so Office 2007 stops working.

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Don't fool yourself, the ribbon is still shit.

Yesterday in Outlook 2013 I wanted to do an advanced search. But there's no search options in Outlook 2013’s ribbon. I went through all of it and found nothing.

Instead you need to start a useless quick search so the search tab magically appears (which you may not realise as you're looking at the quick search bar) and you can then choose a hidden drop-down option at the end of the ribbon to get an advanced search.

Time wasted: best part of five minutes.

Multiplied by: x people = x * 5 / 60 person hours.

The fact that more shit has come along since doesn't detract from the fact that the ribbon is still as shit as it ever was.

It's 2017... And Windows PCs can be pwned via DNS, webpages, Office docs, fonts – and some TPM keys are fscked too

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Putting aside the usual monthly MS clusterfuck...

... the stock photo is nice but I think it could be a bit edgier, like one from here.

'There has never been a right to absolute privacy' – US Deputy AG slams 'warrant-proof' crypto

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Wrong wrong wrong wrong

Examples include the central management of security keys and operating system updates; - no third party involved, the key to verify and decrypt the OS update is held by both the OS supplier and the OS itself.

the scanning of content, like your emails, for advertising purposes; - wrong, email is held at rest as plain text.

the simulcast of messages to multiple destinations at once; - usually wrong, if it's encrypted the message is sent multiple times and multicast doesn't work over the Internet anyway.

and key recovery when a user forgets the password to decrypt a laptop. - again wrong, no third party involved, the key to verify and decrypt the recovery key is held by both the OS supplier and the OS itself.

Visual Studio Team Services having some 'performance issues'

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Re: VS2017 Community Edition is a POS

What they mean is they can't be bothered to go through the code and check the types and the whole thing is so string-and-yoghurt-pots anyway that any slight change to the compile options means 1000 new bugs bloom.

BlackBerry's new Motion will move you neither to tears of joy nor sadness

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Trollface

Re: Barf!

Doesn't work too well with Microsoft either.

Frustrated Britons struggle to locate their packages: Royal Mail tracker smacked

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Re: Craptastic

Perhaps you could try 17track.net?

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Re: Craptastic

You'll be able to check it on GLS' website after it's been scanned the first time by them.

BAE confirms it is slashing 2,000 jobs

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Black Helicopters

Any nation that wants to turn their part of the Internet into a repressive spy machine.

Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype texts for me

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Re: Let's see how it works...

If you trust APKMirror, here's the last version of Skype 7 which we were all complaining about until Skype 8 came along, but with hindsight it really is better.

Rattled toymaker VTech's data breach case exiting legal pram

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WTF?

Why would you need to prove ID theft?

And was there no fine for Vtech from US authorities after data for 5 million USAns (2.9 million children) was leaked?

I did find this which proves that Vtech are scum.

Video games used to be an escape. Now not even they are safe from ads

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You get both. A lot of games use AdMob.

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And who can forget Zool (Chupachups).

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Re: This is nothing...

The PEGI rating for Warface doesn't include gambling, so these things may be slipping under the radar.

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

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Nothing follows

You need hardware to run an OS on, there isn't that hardware and as a result the OS platform is burned.

The only thing they could possibly have a go at is a UWP runner on iOS and Android, and that would fail too.