* Posts by Dan 55

15396 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Over a million Android users fooled by fake WhatsApp app in official Google Play Store

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Re: .. and that ..

Because it has a human being that sees something is called "Update WhatsApp Messenger" from a new developer with a Unicode hack in their name and a rip off of the legitimate app's Play Store resources is not legitimate.

Perhaps Google will update their algorithm to pick up this more often, but then fake app devs will find their way around it (change the Play Store images or description in some subtle way).

Official: Perl the most hated programming language, say devs

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Re: Easily javascript

But in C you have to set the field width to something rediculous to get that level of precision in the output. In JavaScript you get nonsense anyway.

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Re: Perl.... Arrggh

Whatever you can say about Perl, it's not worse than JavaScript. In Perl there's method behind the madness. JavaScript eschews the method and gives you 100% distilled madness.

Black Horse Down: Lloyds Banking Group goes TITSUP*

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Re: There may be trouble ahead

There aren't any, but if you choose to bank with Lloyds, Bank of Scotland, Halifax, or Natwest then you know that it's going to go down more than [insert favourite end to saying here].

Past performance may not be indicative of future results, but in this case they probably are.

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Re: There may be trouble ahead

Well, you are allowed to choose a bank which isn't HBODGE.

HPE HQ to leave Palo Alto birthplace as it 'consolidates' offices

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They'll be going back to Palo Alto soon

A few more years of this inspired leadership and the garage will be just the right size for them again.

"Venerated Valley brand" about sums it up. There doesn't appear to be much else left.

Donald, YOU'RE FIRED: Rogue Twitter worker quits, deletes President Trump's account

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Mushroom

Just one Twitter account?

Should have deleted the whole damn lot. And the backups.

Bah humbug.

Osama Bin Laden had copy of Resident Evil, smut, in compound

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Re: "ecause, at that time, the US was not run by fuckwits."

About not "run by fuckwits", the disasters in Syria, Libya and Egypt say otherwise

Libya - The US decided to get involved after being dragged in by France. Turned out crap.

Syria - The US decided to get involved. Turned out crap.

Egypt - The US decided not to get involved. Turned out crap.

Whatever you do or don't do in the Middle East, it will turn out crap.

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Re: Malware

Who says it was his PC?

Not I.

Torrenting popular films and playing counterstrike is a common use of a PC, particularly in Pakistan

Is Counterstrike a thing over a satellite link? I thought the best they could hope for was LAN play.

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Re: Malware

1. How on earth could someone notably that paranoid about being online manage to have a Steam account or let anyone near him have a Steam account? (Half Life came out on DVD with no need for Steam, remember.)

2. What's Steam slurping from computers which means that Valve were able to identify him?

HTC U11: U-hoo. Look over here! Two new phones! We're Not Actually Dead

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Re: All very nicely reported...

Even so, good Android games are few and far between as Ouya found out. You hardly need it for Candy Crush.

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Re: All very nicely reported...

If you want to play games while on the go, why not get a Switch which is half the price? As a rule games on mobiles are pretty bad. No buttons.

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Re: Dongle

Less is more, or so we're constantly told.

Apart from the price tag, of course.

Commentards booted off m.register?

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Re: m redirecting to www?

Perhaps going to the m title page could set the cookie to m as well.

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Re: m redirecting to www?

Something has indeed changed. Get the pitchforks out.

Seems www now has a mobile view so m title page now goes to the www story page. Unfortunately the www story page goes to the www forum page instead of back to m.

All this after singing m's praises in the AMP story's comments. I feel violated.

So, tell us again how tech giants are more important than US govt...

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Re: Interesting stuff

Nobody would trust another political ad again. Tech and politics would both lose if that happens.

'The Queen' is showing Geneva how to be polite on public transport

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Re: 09.30

Not after Brexit.

Google reveals rapid Bluetooth gadget connection tech

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Well, you think you've turned them off. You also need to find the "yes, I really do want to turn the WiFi off" and "yes, I really do want to turn location services off" options.

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Big Brother

Yay, it's the Street View/Android WiFi MAC address slurp all over again, only this time with Bluetooth MAC addresses.

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Facepalm

Re: Why would anyone be an early adopter of a Google invention?

It looks like it uses Bluetooth Standards already, I don't think it needs another standard to say that you can use two standards.

In the same vein, why would you ever need a standard for Bluetooth pairing via NFC if you've got a standard for Bluetooth and a standard for NFC?

UK industry bods: Re-train one million manufacturing workers to deal with new tech

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Re: The UK lacks effective leadership

Not identical, things have got worse.

Mozilla devs discuss ditching Dutch CA, because cryptowars

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Re: MST Assurances /Authentication of Server

But there's still the phishing problem. If the wrong server name is entered by accident and it leads to a phishing server, the false server will say, "yep, all that info you've given me is fine". And it can then act as a MITM.

The most you can do is encrypt the connection, but not authenticate it.

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Re: MST Assurances

I mean, it's an encrypted connection, but the client won't be clearly told in the URL bar if they're talking to hsbc.com (HSBC) or hbsc.com (Bank of Phish). There's nothing like Extended Validation.

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Re: Let's Ditch TLS Alltogether

But (I guess) this doesn't have any authentication though so it's not suitable for banks, payments, etc...

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Re: Advancing our civilization into less a democratic state...

At the top:

State some facts and I'll discuss them.

Then we come to the discussion at the post above...

Well that was disappointing and expected. If the guy in charge of Vote Leave says it's going to be a disaster, all that are going to be left are the Brexit Taliban.

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Re: Advancing our civilization into less a democratic state...

If you have any complaint, and believe that the result should have been different with those missing votes - then your complaint should be against those who didn't get out and vote the way you wanted.

No, my complaint is against the government. The referendum is advisory (legally, there's no way around that, it was stated in the Act and the HoC library, and backed up by the courts), and it's wrong for the government to take the actions which affect the future of the whole country basted on only 37% of the electorate.

Government goes on majority and if the number of opinions in question is more than 2 then a majority opinion may be less than 50%. This is basic maths, obviously something you have a problem with.

Most referendums which change the direction of an entire country require a supermajority and/or a minimum number of participants to stop this kind of incessant argument which has been going on for 16 months.

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Re: Advancing our civilization into less a democratic state...

Government is supposed to be for everybody. If it's only carrying out one policy to keep what 37% of the country wanted on referendum day happy it won't last very long.

I notice you took no issue with the "drive the country off a cliff" bit.

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Re: Advancing our civilization into less a democratic state...

The Conservative manifesto doesn't matter (did they actually specify what kind of referendum it was going to be?), what matters is the EU Referendum Act 2015 and that did not make it legally binding.

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Re: Advancing our civilization into less a democratic state...

The will of 37% of the electorate should be advisory to future government policy but shouldn't be able to drive the country off a cliff.

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It's probably best to have state-backed certificates

That was you can enable and disable them when you want.

The alternative is some deal with a large commercial provider behind closed doors.

Microsoft slowly closes Outlook Premium's door while Office 365 winks at you across the street

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Two tries to parse the first two paragraphs

It'd help if MS didn't call everything Outlook or Office. Their marketing department seem to think a client, a webmail website, and a subscription service all should be called the same thing and everyone will somehow magically know the difference.

Say what? Another reCaptcha attack, now against audio challenges

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Captcha security

Seems to defend against blind people and people in a rush.

Now all they need to do is add security against spammers and phishers.

Unfortunately it's not going away until Google have trained their self-driving AI to identify all street features.

Google AMP supremo whinges at being called out on team's bulls***

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Take a look at El Reg's AMP version vs m.register if you want an example of Google doing something absurd and the world asking "how high?"

m.register is faster than AMP, if other publishers are saying "oh wow, our pages load 300% faster" it's because they didn't know how to design (mobile) websites in the first place.

Yet El Reg is obliged to make an AMP version otherwise it won't get listed at or near the top.

Also worth noting that Google saying this is open source. It always is, at the start. Then the open source part disappears.

MoD: Sci-tech strategy? Er, here's a bunch of words and diagrams

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It's next level communication encryption

Hostile states will never be able to decode its meaning.

Google's phone woes: The Pixel and the damage done

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Re: Other options

In spite of everything Redmond has put them through, what remains of Nokia's mobile division, now back at Nokia, doesn't seem to have these problems either.

Presumably someone remembered what QC means.

Boffins befuddled over EU probe into UK's tax rules for multinationals

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Re: It will matter

At the very least, unless everything comes off the rails, there'll be a two (or one and a half) year transition period where the UK will still be subject to EU law.

Why are we disappointed with the best streaming media box on the market?

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Re: Lots of hate

Kodi 18 will have Netflix support. OSMC and LibreElec have betas and people have managed to get it to work.

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Re: Which country?

Kodi on Android can launch the Netflix or Amazon (or any other) app.

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Re: What does it do...

Close. Unless you run the Windows 10 store app or Edge you ain't getting 4K. At least if you're running it on a computer.

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Trollface

Plex and Emby are for the technically impaired that don't understand Kodi.

That's not a dig at anyone btw, I'm just stating facts.

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Re: 3D?

Was going to say the same. Try buying a 3D TV now.

I guess people buying Rokus are buying them for a TV which is a few years old... Bought when they could still be found.

Hey, you know why it's called the iPhone X? When you see Apple's repair bill, your response will be X-rated

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Re: Apple Care +

If you got an iPhone from a phone company and get a replacement from Apple in the first year, the phone company will probably say it's not the one they supplied.

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Re: Apple Care +

Apple do everything humanly possible to make every repair due to damage not being in normal use.

Also people know their rights more in the UK. In Spain, they've successfully managed to convince everyone the guarantee lasts one year. In the second year, they say it's not covered by the Apple Guarantee and here's the price list. What they don't tell you is they're washing their hands of the second year or if you go to the Spanish equivalent of trading standards you'll get it repaired under the standard consumer rights law.

They should be forced to tell people that the consumer rights law offers a two year guarantee and accept items for repair in the shop in the second year but that would mean someone in government doing their job.

IBM offloads Notes and Domino to India's HCL Technologies

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Re: Interface Hall of Shame

There was another web site which listed its many many failures. People from IBM read it and some bugs even got fixed.

Unfortunately the banner at the top made from stock photos of people facepalming has not survived the transition to archive.org.

Car trouble: Keyless and lockless is no match for brainless

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Facepalm

So I googled the YouTube video

When Dabbsy said it was a 4000 page manual, I suspect that was just for the key.

Video which feels like it goes on forever just to explain how a damn key works on a "Knee-sahn Juke".

The best answer seems to be availing yourself of a "hidden mechanical key" which you should extract from the rest of the nonsense surrounding it and use instead.

NHS could have 'fended off' WannaCry by taking 'simple steps' – report

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It was done this morning.

The NAO report named the Department of Health and the NHS, but since the security minister went on Toady Programme it's all been about the NHS and how lazy they are. Oh, and it was probably Norks, as usual.

FYI: iOS apps can turn on your camera any time without warning

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Buy a webcam cover (just like we used to have in the olden days) if tape isn't your thing?

Knock, knock? Oh, no one there? No problem, Amazon will let itself in via your IoT smart lock

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So presumably they're going to stop using Hermes in the UK for deliveries?

Forget One Windows, Microsoft says it's time to modernize your apps

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Re: Modernise apps?

iOS, Android, Blackberry, Palm, Nintendo DS/3DS/Wii/Wii U/Switch, Nokia Symbian/Maemo, Sony Playstation, Xbox, and Android you always see a full screen of icons. Only OSX, OS/2, Windows and Linux have non full screen use

Mobiles have a small screen so can't usefully have a UI with windows (see first ever Windows Mobile up to version 6.5 as to why).

Devices with big-screen UIs need large simple UI and usually have simple input devices to control them so again, they don't have a UI with windows.

Notice that a mobile UI and a big-screen UI are different from each other. Stock Android runnning on a TV using an air mouse for input is a crappy experience.

Computer screens are neither small nor far away (Dougal) and have two input devices capable of finer control. You can have different apps side by side and switch between them and copy daya between them easily. TIFKAM doesn't allow you to do that, it's a step backwards.

VR-bonkers Microsoft yanks plug out of Kinect

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Mostly because there wasn't any software for Kinect V2.