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Causes of software development woes
Capita's UK military recruiting system has 'glitches' admits minister
Re: No justice
Your wish may yet come true, let's see what the second half of 2017 brings.
How's that 'turnaround' year going, Capita? ...Sheesh, sorry I asked
Users clutch refilled Box boxen after 'empty' folder panic
Customers reporting credit card fraud after using OnePlus webstore
France may protect citizens' liberté with ban on foreigners buying local big data firms
OK, Google: Why does Chromecast clobber Wi-Fi connections?
Worst-case Brexit could kill 92,000 science, tech jobs across UK – report
Re: Amsterdam
The only way to get a special exemption for all 66 million Brits would be to give one to all EU citizens, which makes Brexit pointless.
Channel Islanders don't have residency rights and can't live and work in EU countries. That's not the same as freedom of movement, they have FoM and can move around the EU for up to three months.
If a Channel Islander is a resident in the UK for five years, they get residency rights in the rest of the EU as if they were EU citizens.
Re: Amsterdam
Given how much hassle and paperwork it would be to manage, I still believe it's extremely unlikely that any major restrictions will apply to UK/EU work-related travel
Sorry, but the UK voted to leave the EU and the government has taken that to mean the EFTA too. The paperwork will not be hassle, it will just be a fact of life. If you were from Turkey (sort of attached to the customs union) you wouldn't get away with it, so the UK won't either.
The UK isn't that special and amazing that it will get exemption rules for all 66 million people. The most that will happen is that British citizens who have used their EU treaty rights will retain some of them.
Re: Amsterdam
That is a respectable view except why cant you next year? Do the EU not want you? Obviously you support the EU in your desire to consider moving there to live and work. You claim to have globally transportable skills so why wont the EU want someone skilled? Maybe you should consider going before next year if your afraid the EU will be childish and exclude people from outside the EU?
You know how it goes. If you apply after Brexit, you will be from outside the EU and EU countries have to demonstrate that they've tried to look for someone from inside the EU first. That's a practical effect of the referendum vote.
There is also the chance that someone who has used their EU treaty rights may get to keep them after Brexit which will make living and working in the EU easier, so the EU aren't being childish. If you never used your EU treaty rights, you're definitely going to be treated as anyone from outside the EU (foreign visa, etc...). Or are you a fan of pointless bureaucracy?
If you want them to make a special exception for the UK, we've already got it. The referendum vote was a vote to throw that away.
Re: meh
Except of course this is the chicken bones and crystal ball of up to 2030 which China has made stunning leaps forward and we have a fair chance of a trade deal with them before the EU do.
So looking forward to a UK-China trade deal. The first stage will be the removal of tariffs on Vaseline so they can make the industrial quantities for us that we're going to need for stage 2 onwards.
Intel AMT security locks bypassed on corp laptops – fresh research
OnePlus Android mobes' clipboard app caught phoning home to China
Re: Android privacy? Is that new?
Both Apple and Google sent GPS and cell tower locations back to base
Yes, but Google ignored your opt-out if you chose to opt out.
Password manager is opt in on android.
After a Play Services update, that new option was enabled on my phone.
Contact are not shared unless you opt in to use Google services and shared contacts.
So they're shared unless you specifically store them under the local contact type (which doesn't even exist on many phones).
Where do you get this idea that Google are doing something different to what apple, FS ebook, Microsoft, Yahoo and pretty much everyone else is doing? Google are better at it, that is the ONLY difference.
And constantly pull the rug out from under you with silent updates that you usually have to disable yourself, by which time it's too late.
Of course Uber allegedly had a tool to remotely destroy evidence
Should SANs be patched to fix the Spectre and Meltdown bugs? Er ... yes and no
Of course they're not patching
If you've got a high transaction system which does nothing but files, network, and database, it's going to get hammered. They put out a patch, you get 20% performance degradation, and then bosses start talking about contract negotiation and bigcorp lawyers will crawl out from under their rocks. No supplier wants to set themselves up for that.
Beer hall putz: Regulator slaps northern pub over Nazi-themed ad
Re: The problem here is bigger than one pub...
The war didn't end with the armistice. In the 1960s the Nazis were still killing Brits with butterfly bombs.
So the Nazi party was still a thing and the Luftwaffe were flying over the UK dropping butterfly bombs in the 1960s*?
* Or, as Wikipedia would have it, 27th of November 1956 at the very latest.
Microsoft finally injects end-to-end chat crypto into Skype – ish...
Intel’s Meltdown fix freaked out some Broadwells, Haswells
Their first press release confirmed it was vulnerable to Spectre variant 1 using a non-standard Linux kernel configuration, Spectre variant 2 was highly unlikely due to different architecture and had not been demonstrated yet, and more information would be forthcoming. It's difficult to see what they did wrong, unlike Intel.
Next; tech; meltdown..? Mandatory; semicolons; in; JavaScript; mulled;
"And it, feels, well, a little hurtful."
It's not about the feels, it's that JavaScript is ambiguous if you rely on ASI. I thought any programmer would have been able to understand that.
It's also ambiguous in a thousand other ways too, but I guess nobody's going to do the decent thing and take it round the back of the woodshed and shoot it, so we'll have make do with minor improvements like this.
What do we want? Consensual fun times. How do we get it? Via an app with blockchain...
Transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'
Re: It's too Black and White
most people would want a truly driverless car (not the kind where you have to pay attention to take over) so that they can drink, which they couldn't if they had to drive at both ends of the journey. The other is that the most stressful parts of a journey tend to be the town bits at the end - the motorways are relatively stress-free.
Most people want a flying car and a jetpack too, but they can only have what technology can reliably offer them.
Apple hands Chinese iCloud to Guizhou-Cloud Big Data Industry
Hand over your source!
This is going to end well, the Chinese government will have the source to the Chinese iCloud, which won't exactly be re-written from the ground up.
How many months before another bunch of celebrity photos hits the news? Certainly less than a year.
Time to empty your iCloud account.
No wonder Marvin the robot was miserable: AI will make the rich richer – and the poor poorer
Stop us if you've heard this one: Apple's password protection in macOS can be thwarted
There is also:
- No dedicated OS X manager, after Snow Leopard the OS X manager left and both OS X and iOS were managed by the same manager.
- No dedicated team, they are shared between OS X and iOS. iOS has more time and priority.
- QA seems particularly bad and analysis of patches shows there are errors which should have been caught by automated test tools, meaning they don't seem to have them.
- Beancounters throwing out stuff which made an ecosystem for their computers (e.g. XServe, Mac Mini server, routers).
- Hardware designers have decided they have to use glue with everything and make it non-upgradable, probably again due to iDevice-isation.
- Basically Macs are starved of resources. Hardware refreshes are few and far between and unimpressive, no ideas for OS X apart from iOS-ing it.
MPs sceptical of plan for IT to save the day after UK quits customs union
Re: Yes, but
So I went and checked it.
Like the colour of passports, there's no law which says that the crown symbol mustn't be on pint glasses.
If a pub wants to use pint glass with a crown symbol on it, they can have one. A bloke from the EU said so. See "pint glass" entry on Wikipedia.
So once again, it's more Brexit popularism based on ignorance.
There are no specs because the UK's trade agreement hasn't been negotiated with the EU yet
And there won't be any specs till March 2019. So hopefully there'll also be a transitional period of at least two years with no deviation from EU law or the UK will be screwed.
Or maybe the government is already doing speculative execution of possible solutions and the nearest one will be chosen in 2019 and then agiled into the final system/a smoking wreck (you choose). Expensive, though.
Message to MPs: IT is not magic, you do have to tell computers what to do first.
1980s sci-fi movies: The thrill of being not quite terrified on mum's floral sofa
How are the shares, Bry? Intel chief cops to CPU fix slowdowns
Google kicks itself out of its own cache when serving AMP pages
Re: FFS
I guess other reasons are if you want a higher pagerank then you need AMP, if you want analytics on Google's AMP cache then you probably need Google Analytics, and if you want advertising on your AMP page then you probably need AdWords. I'm guessing at the last two, but if true it would answer my question above.
Lock-in fun for all the family.
UK exam chiefs: About the compsci coursework you've been working on. It means diddly-squat
Re: Put a lot of effort into something that'll never see the light of day ?
And don't forget to allocate 15% of the time to investigating and documenting variances between the actual operation of, and the available documentation for, any frameworks you are using.
Luxury. I get 10% of time for investigating the differences, but no time for documenting them for everyone else. Six months later, guess what happens when someone else runs into the same problem?
Re: CompSci without coursework
There is no One True Answer. Unlike exams, there is more than one right answer in coursework and better answers should be awarded higher grades.
Programming and programming languages are built on plagiarism. The fact someone's posted the exact question and an answer doesn't mean anything. Similar questions are also repeated on Stack Overflow about 500 times.
Solaris 11.next becomes Solaris 11.4, but new features aren’t set
Where's Oracle's Meltdown/Spectre press release?
Either there should be a press release saying a patch is coming out shortly or there should a press release saying how great Solaris/SPARC is because it's not affected.
Instead there's utter silence because they haven't a clue because they fired everyone. Allegedly.
Meltdown, Spectre bug patch slowdown gets real – and what you can do about it
India denies breach of its billion-strong 'Aadhaar' ID system
Apple, quit milking tech-addicted fruit of our loins – shareholders
I guess they're pressuring the right people
Apple already have tightened up loot box restrictions in games in their App Store (a bit) so I guess if anyone's in a position to try and bring some sanity to social network apps, it's Apple.
The only downside is they need parents stupid enough to get iPhone 8s for their kids.
Your connection is not Brexit... we mean private: UK Tory party lets security cert expire
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