* Posts by Dan 55

15423 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Re: My Dad...

Single click to select, double to open. Very easy to remember, at least it was until Web 2.0 came along.

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Re: Dad wanted a PC

To be able to take it somewhere if the hardware went wrong and badger them until it's fixed. I guess there's still a lot to be said for that.

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Dad wanted a PC

I recommended a Windows 7 one from PC Specialist. He got a Windows 10 one from PC World.

Cue avalanche of problems, although to be fair he did get through a lot of them himself.

But what can you do, people won't be told.

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Re: My Dad...

When you see grandads prodding at a touchscreen, it's for a reason. When you get older your fingers become less conductive.

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Rubbish touch pads on cheap laptops cause all sorts of strife and user confusion. Some parts of the unmarked pad result in scrolling, some selecting. In these cases, it is not the user's fault if they want to throw the machine out of the window.

Fixed by uninstalling the proprietary touchpad driver/control panel bollocks.

If I came across one which translated Morse to text I wouldn't be surprised.

Go away, kid, you bother me: Apple, Google, Microsoft, Mozilla kick W3C nerds to the curb

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Well it's not just merit. WHATWG is just the browser makers who want to make life easier for themselves. Hence bothersome stiff like accessibility is given a lower priority.

Apple leak: If you leak from Apple, we'll have you arrested, says Apple

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Re: Leaking the anti-leak memo to Bloomberg

I guess their competitors might be able to get an advantage if they find out some secret proprietary insider information - they're going to release a new phone which is like the old phone from last year, a tablet which is like the old tablet from last year, a new OS which is like the old OS from last year, and not do anything at all with their computer range.

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Nobody in the UK would have found out if UK sports rag "journos" had refrained from shaking their fists at someone from the other side of the continent who couldn't give two fucks about their precious embargoed quote.

The last link is doubly funny considering who they both work for.

HMRC delays digi tax plans amid Brexit customs woes

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Re: More brexit fun!

How many times is that he's flounced out of UKIP and left the UK?

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Re: I hope that HMRC...

The only party who had all this organised and ready to go was UKIP.

That's why before the referendum he was talking the UK being like Norway and Switzerland and afterwards he wasn't.

There was and still is no plan, by anyone, apart from foot stamping.

Hawaii Live-Go! Microsoft launches Honolulu admin tool for cloud and on-prem

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Re: Server management?

You're stretching your definition of 'few', because it hit us too. It was >50% of the working day.

What was that you say, people couldn't reply or receive e-mails and the lack of syncing meant people couldn't collaborate on documents? (Putting aside MS' implementation of collaboration which is a whole other argument you're going to lose as well.)

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Re: Server management?

Was that before or after Azure and Office 365 had a wobbly for most of the day?

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Re: Project Honolulu Because?

Indeed. MS Licensing is like Judge Dread.

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Re: Project Honolulu Because?

Because it'll have a terrible confusing UI like everything MS has done after Windows 7, I would have thought.

When SecureRandom()... isn't: JavaScript fingered for poking cash-spilling holes in Bitcoin wallets

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Anyone implementing a crypto library in JavaScript is building a castle in a swamp anyway. There's no way you can sign code and it's too easy to fiddle with functions and the DOM in the browser.

Hey, so Europe's GDPR privacy deadline for Whois? We're going to miss it ... by a year or so

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Re: @ codejunky

You can search for "the worst of Nigel Farage" and get something too...

Like this.

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Re: @ codejunky

If all you can see is black and white extremes you can never understand as the importance is in the degrees.

Was this a sudden attack of lucidity after your first contribution to this thread?

Exactly. We people dont like it and the US is actually powerful militarily, economically and politically. I dont think much comparison can really be made with the EU.

The EU doesn't need to invade ICANN (or Google, or Facebook) to get it to take data protection seriously.

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Re: @ codejunky

Data protection is a fanciful whim because EU.

Yep, makes about as much sense as your other posts.

Using Outlook? You should probably do some patching

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Haven't they changed that message to "Hey there! We're not responding right now, but we'll be responding again right back at ya real soon now!" in the later versions?

The true victims of Brexit are poor RuneScape players

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Re: "Jagex did not say exactly how Brexit will up its costs"

s/52/50

1. Legal opinion is not clear on whether it can be withdrawn, many say it can, even the EU said it could.

2. The rest of the EU can vote to extend the two years if they vote unanimously, and that is what the transitional period is.

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Re: "Jagex did not say exactly how Brexit will up its costs"

The decision has been taken

On an advisory vote, so badly drawn up as to threaten to split the UK up, and has been interpreted not to mean "Leave the European Union" (EU referendum ballot paper) but to "taking the opportunity of this great moment of national change to step back and ask ourselves what kind of country we want to be" (Mayhem, Lancaster House speech).

"Oh, you want to leave? Well, we're not going to, forget I asked".

Well it was called to stop the Tory party splitting and to keep their voters from defecting to UKIP. A referendum advises policy, government puts a bill before the house based on that policy, but Parliament always has the last word and has to balance the referendum with stuff like the national interest. They're not supposed to be nodding dogs.

What does that mean, and how were such people omitted? Everyone on the electoral register was entitled to vote.

Commonwealth residents were allowed to vote even if they can't. EU residents weren't allowed even though they can vote (local elections). A whole load of expats were excluded from the vote.

No, the issue was a simple yes/no, stay or leave.

If the question's as simple and as literal as on the ballot paper then we leave the EU but stay in the EEA, single market, and customs union.

"Ah, but that doesn't mean that..."

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Re: "Jagex did not say exactly how Brexit will up its costs"

Don't like democracy? Best to move somewhere else, then.

I like democracy, I don't like idiocracy.

That's a very selective single data point. Let's look at the actual history:

Dec 2008 1.023

Er, yeah. Just after the crash. Very non-selective. Let's look at the actual history:

Jan 2007: 1.506984

Apr 2007: 1.471493

Jul 2007: 1.482623

Oct 2007: 1.436291

Jan 2008: 1.339853

Apr 2008: 1.114106

Jul 2008: 1.262073

Oct 2008 1.274994

Dec 2008: 1.104133 - Look here, it's always been low! We're doing better than ever!

So what does this mean. We see two great troughs.

1. 2008 financial crash

2. Referendum vote (AKA Brexit).

Link

But I guess it's all in the presentation, as you were awarded 7 upvotes for your rubbish.

Thanking you, AC.

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Re: Funny...

The market response lasted all of a day, the fact that the currency exchange rates have been continually lower since the day the Brexit vote happened has nothing to do with the Brexit vote, neither do the facts that academic projects are ending and new ones aren't starting, investment is on hold, and businesses that can are making plans for leaving.

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Re: What a load of old cock

Alternative Facts?

It has never recovered from £1/€1.31 (at the moment it's at £1/€1.14) and as for $ it's only just managed to crawl back up to level it was on Mass Stupidity Day. A graph would be instructive and xe.com has them.

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"Jagex did not say exactly how Brexit will up its costs"

Wikipedia says most of the servers are in North America and the EU and I guess the depreciation of the pound is taking its toll.

So this is yet another nationwide foot-gun inflicted enjoyment opportunity brought to you by The Will of The People™.

Mark Duckerberg: Second Congressional grilling sees boss dodge questions like a pro

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Re: Nice article

Then there's this and this and I wonder just how useful this exercise is going to be. Probably this is so we can be told that Something Was Done later on.

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Re: Strangely, reminds me of an Eric Idle joke

What does it stand for? Making money by mass surveillance and brazenly lying when the mask slips to ride out the shitstorm.

Google's not-Linux OS documentation cracks box open at last

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Re: Call me a cynic....

Yay progress.

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Re: Call me a cynic....

Yes, but apps that call Play Services have problems. It seems only Amazon has a drop in replacement for Play Services, and it's more limited.

Skype for Business has nasty habit of closing down… for business

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Re: Utter bollocks

The spell chucker obviously saw the context and changed it for a better word.

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Re: Suggestions?

Wrong Skype. This is Skype for Business, AKA The Client Formally Known As Lync. They have nothing to do with each other except the name which confuses people.

But if you want suggestions, try Wire.com.

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Re: End of Life

Out of the frying pan into the fire.

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Utter bollocks

If you're sharing just one application window, Lync does not need to make a copy of your entire desktop area to its own memory. Windows from Vista onwards is a composting windows manager, each application window has its own buffer, so the biggest buffer Lync would need would be the same size as that.

But now that we know why application window sharing is bad, what are their excuses for the rest of it?

It's April 2018, and we've had to sit on this Windows 10 Spring Creators Update headline for days

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"we've had to sit on this Windows 10 Spring Creators Update headline for days"

Correct, so far for two of them.

European Space Agency squirts a code update at Mars Express orbiter

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Trollface

Good job it's not running Android, they'd have to launch a new one.

Get the FTP outta here, says Firefox

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Re: "FTP sends data as plaintext and just wasn’t designed for the modern web"

Well you did talk about encryption and I answered...

If performance is an argument for not allowing pages to pull in stuff from FTP, we might as well shut down HTTP/1.0 because it's too slow too.

The important thing is to make the data accessible, but it seems lately that's deemed unimportant.

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Re: "FTP sends data as plaintext and just wasn’t designed for the modern web"

@AC: No, HTML didn't and arguably still shouldn't favour any protocol. If you're saying HTML should favour HTTP(S), what happens when the next great protocol comes along?

@Steve: So a non-encrypted http page can't pull in stuff from non-encrypted ftp sites because security?

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Re: Reasons?

So what?

Presumably an agile Web 3.0 node jquery Frankenstein-like monstrosity of a website won't be serving stuff from ftp, but there are sites that do.

The point of the web was to make data accessible, not try to heroically re-create desktop software, fail, and prompt browser manufacturers to throw out everything to achieve that dubious aim. As long as a page served with an 's' protocol doesn't pull in stuff with non-'s' protocols and a remote page doesn't pull in stuff from local hard drive, what's the problem?

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"FTP sends data as plaintext and just wasn’t designed for the modern web"

1. Of course it does binary.

2. It doesn't matter where you pull files in from or what protocol it uses (cross-origin and non-secure/secure protocol policies not withstanding). That was the point of the web in the first place.

Can we file this one on the "Oh FFS Mozilla" pile.

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

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Invented 40 years ago

Advert here.

s/apple/can of beer/g

Still available, apparently.

They know what the trailer was really used for.

Great Western Railway warns of great Western password reuse: Brits told to reset logins

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Re: We need a court action

A train company could get into bother if they use Captcha and someone takes their complaint to the right places, given that Capcha is accessibility hostile.

Gemini: Vulture gives PDA some Linux lovin'

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Begging the question, can you make/receive calls/SMS and use mobile data if you're running Linux?

'Disappearing' data under ZFS on Linux sparks small swift tweak

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8 downvoters and not one person commenting about Windows and Office version numbers.

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A marketing one.

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Yes, I'm more disappointed that this wasn't picked up by an automated test suite than the fact that it might take a few days to patch.

Surely someone, somewhere is at least creating daily snapshots of the code and putting it through fuzzers and stress-tests and simulated disk-full situations? If not, why not? This is filesystem code we're talking about, not the backend of some casual game.

There was a .ksh in the commit specifically to test this feature, but it looks a bit spartan for what could be a huge data loss bug (as practically any filesystem bug is).

UK.gov expected to quit controversial harvesting of schoolchildren's nationality data

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So are we saying that anyone from anywhere in the world can come to the UK and get free healthcare and education?

No, we are saying that the Home Office is so bad at what it does that it has to press gang schools and the NHS as into being immigration officers.

Most kids have parents, therefore foreign resident families should already be known to the Home Office.

It's in the interest of the country not to drive sick away from healthcare as that's how diseases get spread around.

Finally today's Grauniad has yet another story about a Windrush immigrant who is here legally being thrown out of his job because he couldn't provide a biometric ID, and the Home Office refuse to give him a biometric ID because he can't provide four pieces of official correspondence for each year of his residency, yet under the 1973 immigration law he's here under he doesn't need to provide any documentation at all.

So when the Home Office finally manage to stop being completely dysfunctional and we have some figures instead of wild politically-driven guesstimates then we can talk about if anyone in the world is coming to the UK free healthcare and education.

Modern life is rubbish – so why not take a trip down memory lane with Windows File Manager?

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Re: Enjoy Windows Explorer?

Finder on OS X has always been treated like a red-headed stepchild by Apple which is odd since it's the first thing everyone uses.

White House: Is it OK to hijack, shoot down, or snoop on drones? Er ... asking for a friend

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As the Department of Transportation describes the White House-backed initiative, "President Donald J. Trump is making American aviation great again."

I really do hate government departments responding to journalists enquiries as if their readers/listeners/viewers were fucking morons. It's something that's taken hold in the UK as well. It's yet another step down the path to Idiocracy.

Linux Beep bug joke backfires as branded fix falls short

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Re: Does the speaker sound driver still exist?

Then PulseAudio came along to make it worse.

Lib Dems, UKIP's websites go TITSUP* on UK local election launch day

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Re: NationBuilder, eh?

It is a very big stick, and enough businesses will get hit with it to bring about a change to the marketing-led free-for-all that there is going on at the moment.