* Posts by Dan 55

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Apple grounds AirPort once and for all. It has departed. Not gonna fly any more. The baggage is dropped off...

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Re: One of their best products.

I think when you use it wired it automatically pairs Bluetooth for you in OS X and just uses the cable for charging, which is no good for the EFI password screen.

Even if I am wrong about that, you're still left with the full sized version being nearly three times the price as the wired one was, doesn't have a hub, and if I wanted to use it wired to avoid having to plug it in to charge it every so often and avoid waiting for it to pair when first turning on and switching users then I'd have to leave it on constant charge which isn't good for the battery. Not exactly an improvement on a wired keyboard.

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Re: One of their best products.

Cook is a beancounter who only knows how to axe the thing which makes the least money this year. When he gets down to just iPhones, he'll announce Apple is closing down.

Can you believe the wired USB keyboard got the chop last year? WTF are you supposed to do with your iMac if NVRAM has a funny turn and loses the Bluetooth keyboard pairing, just gaze admiringly at its thinness?

ZX Spectrum reboot firm's shareholders demand current directors go

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Holmes

Seems odd that they've suddenly sent a "we're shipping" message and opened an online shop on the very same day that this is happening.

Last chance to grab some cash?

Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying

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By trying to access your account, you are making it harder for yourself to access your account

However you are making it easier for everyone else. As the caching server is a feeling a bit peaky, if it ever gets as far as reading your financial information from the back end, it'll randomly distribute it to everyone else trying to log in.

Genius.

RIP: Sinclair ZX Spectrum designer Rick Dickinson reaches STOP

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Re: With all due respect to the family and friends of the deceased

It's not a myth.

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Yes, and the Z88 too, but I don't think Jim Westwood was involved in the design of the QL.

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Re: Raise a glass!

Here's a link to his Flickr album, where you'll find stuff from the past and stuff from the future. And what the ZX81 RAM Pack should have been like.

His designs were unique, they marked an era.

Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes

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Re: A disaster

Sabadell bought the system off Accenture, but Accenture is involved in this migration as well as in-house staff. I guess Accenture sold that snake oil by claiming they still had the expertise but anyone who saw that system more than a decade ago has either left or is doing something else by now.

So what happened is Accenture got paid money to get rid of a piece of crap and still raking in the consultancy fees now for a failed migration.

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Re: TSB

The bank that likes to say java.lang.NullPointerException.

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Yes, I would rather do that. I don't know if you've noticed but TSB's IT currently resembles a smoking crater and they've got no more chance transferring your money out of your account than you have getting the money or a bankers draft at a branch, plus by now TSB will have a huge backlog to work through.

DDs, SOs, and payees can be done online after getting the money in the new account, given an evening and a cup of tea.

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Re: Cash cow!

They can name their price but the trap is they'd have to get it paid into a TSB account.

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TSB's switchover team use the same back office systems as branch personnel and will probably be inundated. It's nothing that you can't do yourself by going into a branch and making them transfer the money or getting the money out yourself.

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Re: What are IBM going to do? Wave a fucking magic wand?

No, IBM are there to save Pester's CV when he inevitably gets the boot.

IBM save the day? "I took that decision. Me! Me! Me!"

IBM don't save the day? "Not even IBM could fix that screw-up of a system that Sabadell made me use."

Apple's QWERTY gets dirty, leaving fanbois shirty

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I do like the OS, although lately that leaves something to be desired too.

The only Mac I'd consider now would be a Mac Mini, but that's probably the next one on the chopping block.

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Re: This is exactly why I now avoid Apple gear

I needed a battery replacement on my late-2013 Retina MBP, and that's what got replaced. Then the main board died days later....

There were two known design problems that made it look like the main board died over a good few years, one was Apple used the wrong type of capacitor and the other was a chip became unseated. If you use the right capacitor or seat the chip properly it should spring back to life. Google will find it for you.

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Re: I fscking hate Apple keyboards

Guess what? Yes, the keyboard is glued together.

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Devil

I fscking hate Apple keyboards

I'm good at knocking drinks over keyboards. My fault I guess, but iMac wired USB keyboards are guaranteed to stop working even after you leave them upside down in a tray of rice in the airing cupboard for a week.

I don't hate them as much as their magic/mighty mice though which appear to be designed to give you carpel tunnel syndrome. How come Logitech can make them for a tenner yet Apple can't?

Blighty stuffs itself in Galileo airlock and dares Europe to pull the lever

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I'll admit that was one of the weaker ones, I was grasping at straws somewhat by that stage of the rant

So what you're saying is if you were grasping at straws you'd always end up with the short one.

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What if the game was Risk?

If it were Risk we'd be always playing defence, with just one dice, and with just one spot on each of the six faces of that dice.

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Re: £14 billion

I'm not an expert on electoral law, so I would appreciate it if you could explain how the EU makes it impossible for constituents to recall a Westminster MP. As far as I'm aware this is solely governed by UK law (e.g. the Recall of MPs Act 2015 which makes this possible in certain cases and which does not mention the EU).

I was replying to Nifty and should probably have added a joke alert or facepalm icon.

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Re: £14 billion

Indeed. It is currently impossible to boot out MPs because EU.

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Re: If this was Uno...

Are you saying if this were Ludo we'd never get to throw a six to start?

Google Pixel 2 XL: Like paying Apple-tier prices then saying, hey, please help yourself to my data

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Most of the slurp is in Settings > Google and in Google apps like Photos, and we have to trust Google do what the toggle switches say and nothing else not covered by them (like, eg. find out your location anyway as was revealed not long ago).

There's an alternative for every single Google app, but Play Services is the huge binary blob in the room.

Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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Given the British citizenship and UK residency rules that we have (why make something easy when you can make it pointlessly complicated?), it seems we'd need to hold information back up to grandparents. So those Windrush landing cards needed to be held for maybe 120-150 years.

Alternatively, the Home Office could get with the times come up with a system that means you don't need to keep years of paperwork up to your grandparents. Everyone would ask for residency on arrival, everyone would register with the council every time they move house, and everyone would be able to prove continuous residency five years later by granting the Home Office permission to look at residency/tax/NI histrory. Same for citizenship five years after that.

It seems to me they were aiming to go in that direction, but 1) didn't want to regularise because that would "send the wrong signal" but is essential when switching from the system we have now to a system like this, and 2) did it on the cheap by using the public as immigration officers, instead of just asking them to say "show me this card or certificate, if you haven't got one, get one from this place" right at the start, and 3) didn't give a toss about how many people's lives they screwed up as we can see by the fact that their hostile environment catches everyone who came before 1973 if their country wasn't independent.

Also Mayhem will probably use the opportunity to push for ID cards for everyone saying it can't be done without it, but countries like the Netherlands manage to operate a more coherent immigration system and have optional ID cards.

You say Halo and I say goodbye: Microsoft has a word with unauthorised mod devs

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Re: Hm

Taking a leaf out of Nintendo's book.

If that's a valid legal argument then emulators are next.

TSB boss: We know everything's working, you just can't see that

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This morning Pester has sent for a crack squad of IBMers as if they're going to rock up and magically wave a wand to fix it all, especially after the layoffs, and is now blaming his provider (i.e. the parent company, Sabadell).

So I guess he's decided it's best to go down in flames with lots of glorious publicity showing how hard he tried.

If it were me with an account I'd be going to a TSB and not leaving till I have £1000 in cash and a banker's draft in my hand, then I'd cross the road to another bank.

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Doing it yourself manually would be faster and more reliable I would have thought.

TSB outage, day 5: What do you mean you can't log in? Our systems are up and running. Up and running, we say!

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Re: loading failed for script

You can tell it's secure, it's got https.

That alert sound on Silicon Valley on gilfoyle's bitcoin miner

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One wonders why Gilfoyle didn't script it to connect to his home rig anyway... Apart from not as much humour potential.

UK 'meltdown' bank TSB's owner: Our IT migration was a 'success'

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It's all in-house, there's nobody to blame but themselves.

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Re: Where did it go?

Lest we forget.

Happy having Amazon tiptoe into your house? Why not the car, then? In-trunk delivery – what could go wrong?

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Re: Wait, What?

Perhaps you can send gifts to someone else's car boot. Think of the fun you could have with that.

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Re: @Christoph Interesting question...

Keep in mind... Amazon continually attempts to expand and grow the biz thru innovation and improvements.

You mean it roles out some marvelous disruptive idea thought up by millennials sitting on beanbags at scale and leaves everyone else to pick up the pieces?

Apple debugs debugger, nukes pesky vulns in iOS, WebKit, macOS

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Because the split infinitive rule only came about because it was wrong in Latin, but we've moved on a bit since then. And it was a different language.

I started my sentence with because on purpose.

I got 99 secure devices but a Nintendo Switch ain't one: If you're using Nvidia's Tegra boot ROM I feel bad for you, son

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Re: Console EOL = unlock to allow custom firmware?

Have you seen Nintendo's stance on homebrew? They believe it's the same as piracy. Even if you only wanted to play an emulated version of Chuckie Egg all day or use the console as a media player you're Breaking The Law.

Shame their Virtual Console "leveraged" open source emulators without credit and also used downloaded ROMs.

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Re: WTF is a Nintendo Switch?

A portable console that connects to the TV and runs full-fat console games is simple enough to understand, isn't it?

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Re: Pwned? This is great!

You do realise that BBB (Big Blue Box) have dumped several ROMs as they have all the Master Keys upto 4 I beleive it is.

You still can't play them.

And version 5 of the system software has come out so newer games will force an update to version 5 and you're back to square one.

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Re: An Nvidious flaw

A downlodable game is linked to a Nintendo Account, and the account is linked to 1 (one) Switch.

Now if Nintendo are serious about wanting to sell more than one Switch per household, they need to fix this - they need to be able to set up family accounts and group accounts allow games to be downloaded by everyone in the family.

The alternative is buying one cartridge which works with every Switch in the household.

They also need save game backups in case the Switch dies or gets stolen but that's another problem. Since the Wii they've been terrified of game save backups due to exploits so they won't allow local save game backups, but they're too tight to make it cloudy.

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Re: Pwned? This is great!

The game cartridges use some kind of challenge-response protocol so it may not be as easy as "free games for everyone! Lulz!"

Nintendo also rolled out an update that completely redid the protection on the console so this might be their answer to that.

Microsoft Lean's in: Slimmed-down Windows 10 OS option spotted

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Re: Why would they sell the OS users really want?

Are they *really* going to give us the barebone OS that most people would prefer?

That'll be Windows 10 LTSB which is on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'

Bargain-happy Brits snub big four mobile network operators

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Re: Hardly a surprise

With the average price of a flagship or even midrange phone being what it is and going up by £50 every year, and everybody wanting the latest shiny, why wouldn't the contract length be 24 or 36 months?

Phone manufacturers should also get the blame. And people who like bling.

UK.gov demands urgent answers as TSB IT meltdown continues

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Re: Ah the sweet smell of irony

The actual destruction of the landing cards was carried out in 2010. I think the Tories had time to decide whether or not to a) scan before destroying or b) not destroy the cards. They were also advised that it would hit the Windrush generation, but they pressed ahead anyway and removed legal protection for them in the 2014 Immigration Act for good measure.

So they may be as bad as each other, but in this case one is worse than the rest.

Brit bank TSB TITSUP* after long-planned transfer of customer records from Lloyds

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Re: Loss of control at technical management level

Bankia is the amalgamation of several smaller banks and building societies until it was too big to fail, and every time there was an IT migration there were weeks of problems. But people shrugged and life carried on.

Even Microsoft's lost interest in Windows Phone: Skype and Yammer apps killed

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Re: MS kills UWP apps, Telephony API appears in Windows

Isn't MS like Hooli, not very good at cloud or mobile but their strongest selling product is the software equivalent of "The Box"?

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MS kills UWP apps, Telephony API appears in Windows

Wouldn't it be more of a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing?

Reg writer Richard went to the cupboard, seeking a Windows Phone...

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So here's the question

Can you flash another OS onto them?

IETF: GDPR compliance means caring about what's in your logfiles

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Difficult

You could have log level settings to include or exclude certain sensitive information, but you still have to somehow redact that sensitive information later from older logs, and logs are only supposed to be written once.

Redacting might also be classified as destroying evidence.

Revenge pornography ban tramples free speech, law tossed out – where else but Texas!

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Re: The logic of the ruling is scary

Apparently this was too broad...

(2) "Promote" means to procure, manufacture, issue, sell, give, provide, lend, mail, deliver, transfer, transmit, publish, distribute, circulate, disseminate, present, exhibit, or advertise or to offer or agree to do any of the above.

I can see how cloudy services and ISPs might get caught up in that. But whether that's a need to strike down the whole law...

Amazon and Netflix join Hollywood to lob sueball at 'Kodi' service SetTV

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What do you mean? Is there a better protocol?

All the cool kids use DASH nowadays.