* Posts by Dan 55

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How Google's Smart Compose for Gmail works – and did it fake its robo-caller demo?

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Big Brother

"The model was trained on billions of, probably, mundane emails to nail the prediction process."

Phew, just beat the GDPR deadline!

Domain name sellers rub ICANN's face in sticky mess of Europe's GDPR

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Re: In reality

Are you suggesting that they currently don't pay taxes due to a lack of physical presence and protection due to a foreign sovereignty?

Ate you suggesting no American corporation has been fined before in Europe?

Or maybe they do have to follow laws and can get fined.

Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed

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He was obviously traumatised by Mr Resetti.

What's up with that ZX Spectrum reboot? Still no console

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Re: This is a trivial design...

They've probably gone with ARM as the Vega was ARM.

Which means the wait is all the more incomprehensible, firmware development should be quick as it would be practically the same as in the Vega.

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Re: New definition for the Oxford English Dictionary

So if you go to the shop you can try to add 5000 Vega+s to the cart and you're told there are only (currently) 4985 left.

So are these 5000-ish units for sale in the online shop the same 5000 units they're promising to their backers? They really shouldn't be, so that means there are another set of 5000 units just for the public, meaning they've made 10000 units in total.

It also seems they have 4974 Vega and Vega+ bundles but if you ask for just a Vega there are only 1974.

It's just a complete load of bollocks.

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Re: Of course, for us oldies, the deja vu is strong ...

He did deliver in the end though and he didn't blame Commodore every time he was asked about the delay... and there was never a two-year delay. What about this lot?

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A promised feature of the Vega+ is it accepts snapshot files on SD card.

So there's nothing really stopping them sending those 5000 Vega+s out to their customers... if they wanted to... and they've made enough...

Look how modern we are! UK network Three to kill off 3G-only phones

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Re: Forward thinking?

If they're retiring 3G phone sales now, they're thinking of retiring 3G coverage 18 months to 2 years from now. By that time everyone will have had a chance to get a new phone on contract.

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Forward thinking?

Or savage cost cutting?

It's too early to retire 3G.

Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

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Re: We need some ...

Are you allowed to throw up? Because that's pretty similar.

Meet Asteroid, a drop-in Linux upgrade for your unloved smartwatch

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Facepalm

Re: Qt > Enlightenment, but we knew this already.

The bad news is Samsung still haven't refactored Enlightenment into C++.

However the good news is that Samsung have finally decided to wrap an object-orientated language around the original ancient psuedo-object orientated void-*-everywhere clusterfuck.

And the bad news is they chose C# on Xamarin.

Trump’s new ZTE tweets trump old ZTE tweets

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Re: I can't believe y'all are still falling for this

No, don't look at what Trump does, look at what his administration does while everyone's busy getting upset about his tweets.

Zuck to meet Euro MPs for ‘please explain’ session

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Even Zuck knows we're too busy with our long national nightmare to matter anymore.

It'd be fun if he has to change in the UK and were taken aside for a quiet word though.

UK has rejected over 1,000 skilled IT bod visa applications this year

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Re: Priorities

Lots of people in the Leave camp campaigned for lots of things, and some of them were written on the side of a big red bus.

She's out of her job now. The Home Office aren't and doesn't seem very keen on throwing open the doors to the Commonwealth, or even letting those who have been in the UK practically all their lives staying.

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Re: Priorities

It is entirely true. Even the government can't recruit the people it needs.

Fury as NHS recruits 100 doctors from India only for Home Office to deny them all visas

Can the people who downvoted the post above face the fact that the UK will not turn into Switzerland, all that's going to happen is the economy is going to stagnate and any training that will take place will be too little and too late. The only time the UK has ever been a high wage economy was when the bubonic plague wiped out a third of the population.

UPnP joins the 'just turn it off on consumer devices, already' club

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Re: Now, home boxes, that's a different matter.

Your choice of words is appropriate. They *won't* know a port *when* it pwns them. If your game needs to allow anyone, anywhere, sight unseen, to access your network then you need a new game. People need to learn that the easy way (from us) rather than the hard way (from their bank).

Many games use P2P multiplayer. Someone somewhere's got to open a port.

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Re: Thanks GRC

GRC do have a UPnP vulnerability test so you can test if it's exposed to the Internet. That appeared about five years ago.

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Devil

Re: UPnP - insecure out of the box

Sorry, no MS involvement, this one was the unholy offspring of Cisco, Juniper, and France Telecom.

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UPnP is bad, but...

Discover targets on Shodan by searching for the rootDesc.xml file (Imperva found 1.3 million devices);

... is worse.

If you have an open HTTP admin, anything you do is useless.

Samsung ready to fling Exynos at anyone who wants a phone chip

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It seems to be one Trump tweet away from death these days.

Aren't we all?

BT bets farm on consumers: Announces one network to rule 'em all

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Re: So the end of internal BT competition, by switching betw BTRetail, EE and Plus.net every 18...

Do people specifically change between those three providers, or just to whoever's got the best offer at the time if ringing up at the end of the contract period didn't work?

People like convenience more than privacy – so no, blockchain will not 'decentralise the web'

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Re: Spot on

I don't think people value convenience or centralisation over privacy or security. The only thing people value is other people they want to talk to are on the same network and that happens by becoming a big name which requires money.

Signal is just as convenient to set up as WhatsApp, but most people choose WhatsApp because people they know use WhatsApp. WhatsApp wasn't secure before and it didn't matter, at the moment WhatsApp it is about as private and secure as Signal but that doesn't matter, and that might change again in the future and a few people might leave but not many.

Gmail is pretty inconvenient to use, but users put up with that because other people they know have a gmail address. It shouldn't make any difference as e-mail is an open protocol, but it does.

Countries could run their own decentralised operations, connect to the likes of Google via a individual pipeline but something like that just introduces more problems.

Open protocols and importing/exporting data. The only one that got there is e-mail. XMPP was sort of getting there but then Google pulled out when it had served their purpose.

Android devs prepare to hit pause on ads amid Google GDPR chaos

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Re: Settings > Google > Ads > Opt out of ads personalisation

Don't know who downvoted you. But Google should push out an update to Play Services to make this option opt-in and GDPR compliant and app developers shouldn't need to do a single thing.

If Google is found to be wanting and their muddying of the waters and dragging legal nonsense out for years gets developers in trouble, hopefully it'll mean developers switch to another GDPR compliant ad network.

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Re: AdMob Trojan Horse

How can the dev know what intrusive privacy busting mischief the pixies are up to?

The dev is the data controller, the pixies are the data processor, and GDPR says the pixies must tell the dev what they're doing.

So the pixies are going to have to tell everyone the ingredients they put in their special top-secret sauce.

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Settings > Google > Ads > Opt out of ads personalisation

So what has this been doing for the past x years, then? Is it there just to look pretty?

And THIS is how you do it, Apple: Huawei shames Cupertino with under-glass sensor

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Meh

Re: A removable notch, that's Genius!

Who wants an effin notch in the first place? And can we put them on the B-Ark?

FTC names its dirty half-dozen half-assed tech warranty bandits

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Re: My approach

You'd be speaking from a USAian point of view where if you get more than 90 days then the company is really pushing the boat out, right?

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Re: FTC didn't do their job over Apple

What happened if you purchased Apple kit before Cook and Jony Glue took over the asylum?

Those heady days where Tiger, Leopard, and Snow Leopard improved with each version and they'd just completed their switchover to Intel so you could run Windows, and there was XServe...

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Gimp

FTC didn't do their job over Apple

It's not as if there isn't evidence:

Apple REFUSED to Fix our iMac Pro - Screen breaks, guy offers to pay Apple to fix a computer which should have replacement parts available, Apple refuses to fix it and refuses to send parts to a third party repair shop because they need a non-existent certificate.

Stockholm-syndrome apologist fanwebpress response:

Ill-informed YouTuber bemoans Apple repair policies after breaking iMac Pro

Other repair guy:

The truth about Apple's engineering

OpenWrt forums lost as hardware failure again crocks open Wi-Fi router

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That's bad

A lot of the "documentation" was in the forums and it never made it over to the wiki.

Volunteer projects can't afford to have one person in charge of something with the rest unable to get to it if it goes wrong, only to find later on they weren't doing their job (backups) or they got run over by a bus.

Apple MacBook butterfly keyboards 'defective', 'prone to fail' – lawsuit

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Re: I love my Cherry keyboard!

I doubt it's due to hipsters, the PC market isn't what it used to be, most computers sold are laptops, and most people aren't bothered enough to to buy a decent keyboard. The market isn't that big.

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Re: non-moving keys

Sinclair could sue them if he patented the ZX80 or 81 keyboards.

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Re: I love my Cherry keyboard!

They could build keyboards which last for years, but then they stopped producing the last of those, the A1048.

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Re: Quote of the year...

They tried to write it using the virtual keyboard, but couldn't because their mice were crap too.

Wah, encryption makes policing hard, cries UK's National Crime Agency

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Anyone know exactly why are they complaining? Thanks to IPA they have a list of servers someone connects to over the past year and they can make a query to the owner of the server and get all the data at rest and they don't need a warrant to do it. They've got it all on a plate.

PGP and S/MIME decryptors can leak plaintext from emails, says infosec professor

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Re: Defensive programming

Well, yes, but they don't need a firewall. They just need their renderer to not connect to URLs in the first place.

You've got pr0n: Yes, smut by email is latest workaround for UK's looming cock block

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Re: Probably mentioned already but

You can't have a chemical fix, remember? Remember the law which banned all psychoactive substances except food, alcohol, baccy, and coffee? That was Mayhem's work.

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Re: Probably mentioned already but

You'd be arrested for locking them in the car.

You could get into trouble for smacking them.

And if you live in Maryland...

Parents in trouble again for letting kids walk alone - USA TODAY

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Big Brother

Everything old is new again

FTPmail is the term used for the practice of using an FTPmail server to gain access to various files over the Internet.[1] An FTPmail server is a proxy server which (asynchronously) connects to remote FTP servers in response to email requests, returning the downloaded files as an email attachment. This service might be useful to users who cannot themselves initiate an FTP session—for example, because they are constrained by restrictions on their Internet access.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FTPmail

Yay progress.

Engineer crashed mega-corp's electricity billing portal, was promoted

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The trick is to get noticed for fixing problems because you'll never get noticed for doing your job so well that problems don't happen in the first place.

Never managed to do that.

That's not a humblebrag because I'm the first to admit I don't do my job that well in the first place.

Your software hates you and your devices think you're stupid

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I just installed Windows 98 in a VM to get old SW to run

I remember thinking at the time it was bloated and annoying (Active Desktop, stupid text marketing thought of in the left of file browsers explaining the obvious).

Now in 2018 it looks like a haven of minimalism and functionality as if Dieter Rams himself had designed it.

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Re: Please don't kill me with downvotes...

Anon, for obvious reasons

Down at UXDA...

"Hi, I'm Barry and I'm a UX designer. I want to stop designing crappy websites."

"Well done, Barry!"

"Yes, well done."

"We've all been there Barry, we understand."

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Hang the UX designer

Any advance in computing is done despite them, not because of them.

If you are a UX designer, I'm now going to tell you what your job is:

Are you designing a piece of software?

- Stick to the OS GUI's way of doing things.

Are you designing an OS GUI?

- Don't do obviously stupid things like ribbons, TIFKAM, or invisible controls. If you're from MS, make it look like Windows 7, if you're from Apple make it look like Snow Leopard.

Do you want to make some browser webapp?

- If you must, but stop trying to make it some huge Web 2.0 jquery recreation of an OS GUI with invisible controls, drag and drop, and 1001 other things that slow the browser to a crawl.

Are you on the iTunes team?

- Stay there, we don't want your kind getting your hands on the increasingly dwindling amount of usable software.

App devs bewildered by last-minute Google GDPR klaxon

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Re: re: Do you really think Google cares?

Doesn't matter, the data is processed by Google.com.

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Mushroom

Do not attempt to use these APIs before May 25, because they may disrupt ad serving on your app

"I don't always test my code, but when I do I do it in production."

Make masses carry their mobes, suggests wig in not-at-all-creepy speech

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Re: Click bait headline

Had a quick skim read through a few pages, it seems like he's arguing that dystopia is inevitable and the legal system had better move with the times.

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Go

2 weeks to go

Google never throws anything away, and continues to collect (and store) location data even when GPS location services are disabled.

Google so deserve everything they're going to get when GDPR comes in.

Aegon conquered by UK bank holiday IT upgrade: Some users can't log on

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Search Twitter for @TSB and search by time to find the answer to that... link

(It seems @TSB like to only do customer service by Twitter for some reason.)

It's Galileo Groundhog Day! You can keep asking the same question, but it won't change the answer

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Re: "[My] iPhone will be picking up Galileo and GPS at the same time - will that need an upgrade?"

At this point in time, if he's on the committee, he should know. Or was he just there to sail in, wave his phone around, get in the news, and sail out?

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Re: @AC

The specs are done. Are you under the illusion that it'd take someone elsewhere in the EU a long time to reimplement it (if reimplementation is necessary)?