Give me €5000 and two-and-a-half days...
... and I'll reply to your email with "yes, your blockchain project is a load of bull" as well.
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it's the labelling of jars 'Kitchen Utensils' (with spatulas and whisks poking out the top) that I don't understand.
To the Bat Kitchen!
Mine's the black cape.
Moronically obsessing about SCRUM-agile as your development path to Utopia, and being all smug about how you're achieving your weekly sprint, having implemented x bits of micro functionality, rather than producing quality code and eliminating technical debt.
Oh yes.
But everything needs a billable end customer, so there's no end customer for eliminating technical debt, yet all end customers benefit. So we just layer more and more crud on top of whatever it was the company was originally selling a decade or two ago, and we might even document it.
And then the marketing dept claims it's offering SaaS.
How a Rich Californian Hijacked the Legislature
Threatened with a ballot initiative, lawmakers pass a ruinous data-privacy law.
Damn the rich global elite wanting privacy. Why can't they be like the rest of us, and the big telecos and internet companies who are on our side, who don't want any of that fancy privacy stuff?
Keep Windows off it.
Netbooks were fine, then XP muscled in (remember, everybody was supposed to run W7 but MS couldn't make it happen), then specs had to be increased to run Windows properly and the price went up, then W7 got squeezed onto them, then the form factor died as the price matched bigger more expensive laptops.
It should go as far as the inside wall of the heavy lead tank that surrounds everything, no air gaps. MS have got all the details for you.
Which way do you think the data is going to flow in a hypothetical UK-US data deal? It certainly won't be from Google or Facebook to us.
And the EU won't allow the US access to EU data via a UK free-for-all slurpgrab. They have the GDPR, if the UK doesn't implement it then there will be no UK-EU data deal.
So any UK-US data deal is just yet another exercise in Brexit foot-gun national humiliation.
There's also the post where Levy pretty much accuses Clive of being a dribbling vegetable. As Clive has outlived his usefulness (or is getting tired of the whole thing and wants out of this nonsense), he's promptly thrown under a bus.
And there's a new post about RCL failing to pay a new manufacturer, just like they failed to pay the old manufacturer.
They won't share photos because they're going to send out different versions made from whatever crap sticks together in the office.
They won't share a video (apart from that one where you never see more than five seconds before it disappears under an effect) because it runs like a dog.
The few units they do send out will be to friends who they know won't kick up a fuss because they've fallen apart after five mins.
You don't need to explain it to me, I read the link given in the article, which is where the mention of Office was.
And in that linked page we find that MS decided it wasn't worth updating Office to filter out this filetype (see text I quoted from the linked page above). I guess they will when the exploits roll in... indicating MS is following the Adobe whack-a-mole method of bug fixing and Thunderbird, with much more limited resources, is more proactive.
Yes, there are so many career paths on offer that it is merely choice that decides you do an unpaid internship instead of a paid one. Also your wages are purely choice too. Finally people don't chose to be middle/old age but do choose to be young, sort of like Benjamin Button, right?
Makoski's first day at Lloyds will be next week, although it is not clear what he will actually be working on, other than "human centric design".
When the batch runs go down again overnight and can't be recovered in a timely fashion due to outsourcing the job to people who don't know, he'll have the responsibility of crafting the friendly error message (or perhaps it'll be an emoji) that everyone will see the next morning.
Looking at a comparison of survey software, it seems the only one which gets it is the one from Germany - on premises. All the rest are ripe for the picking.
The person who downvoted that obviously hadn't read the Enlightened thread on TDWTF.
I have to say that travelling on French toll motorways is a pleasant experience. Reasonable tolls, not overloaded with roadsigns, cards accepted by machines without crazy mad crashing UIs, clean bathrooms with baby changing facilities, shops and vending machines which cover practically all food and drink requirements on your trip, picnic areas, bins which are a) available and b) actually emptied.
Then you cross the Pyrenees, and are charged three times as much in tolls for all the same things but with the word not in front of them.
I can complain like the best of the locals.
If you're a slurpy business you can always move to Delaware, i.e. open a shoebox office there, keep everything else the same, and say you're treating all your users' data except those from the EU and California according to Delaware's 'privacy' laws.
There'll always be Delaware.
The pace of global regulations is hard to predict, but we have the ultimate goal of being able to offer our products everywhere.
One thing that GDPR wasn't was hard to predict. It gave two years for businesses to get ready and was four years in the making before that.
California's law was harder to predict.