* Posts by Dan 55

15424 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Still using Skype? Good news! After HOURS of meetings, Microsoft reckons it knows when you're Not Active

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Re: No explanation?

Of course there's a reason. You have work to do, you need help from a colleague, so you need to be online. You don't need interruptions from everyone else though.

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Re: Don't diss skype until you've tried skype for business

Oh yes, nothing like sending a message, getting an incomprehensible error in your chat history, copying the original message you sent from chat history, pasting it to notepad, stripping the superfluous crap copied around it because copy and paste in SfB doesn't work either, copying from notepad, and pasting it back into SfB only to find out that they immediately reply because they had read it the first time round.

Loads of broken features left unfixed for years... either they don't dogfood it or don't care because it's Office and manglement who buy the licences will accept any old crap because it's MS.

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Re: No explanation?

The idea is you don't set your state to appear as if you're offline because if you do you won't be able to see other people's states.

This is trust and openness. Apparently getting some peace and quiet so you can concentrate is a bad thing.

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Re: Just kill it already...

Wrong Skype.

What a masterpiece of marketing from MS that was.

Buried in the hype, one little detail: Amazon's Alexa-on-a-chip could steal smart home market

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Funny how during a press conference this week announcing the new internet-connected gear, which went on for over an hour, Amazon didn't mention data privacy at all.

That's because there is none.

You're alone in a room with the Windows 10 out-of-the-box apps. What do you do?

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Re: 'Proud owner of notepad and calc. What should we do'

They're too busy concentrating on blockchain and slurping.

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Oh God

New boss, placed in charge of stuff that doesn't really need changing, what could possibly go wrong?

Got any ecsta-sea? Boffins get octopuses high on MDMA – for science, duh

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CBeebies Daydreams on iPlayer and YouTube?

It's got music by Squarepusher and everything.

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Re: Ha Ha!

Well if you give them between 10-400 milligrams per kilogram when humans would get 0.67 to 2 milligrams per kilogram, that's probably abusive.

I want to buy a coffee with an app – how hard can it be?

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Ryanair

When you're trying to get your boarding pass on your phone in queue at security or the gate, it often helps to have to navigate through infinity levels of menus and screens that are the equivalent of the Planters Pretzels ad.

Tech to solve post-Brexit customs woes doesn't exist yet, peers say

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

Sky's report took out the value of gold to get a more realistic view of the balance of exports between EU and the rest of the world... and it was 50-50.

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

What in the world about Brexit will stop the Border Control from checking lorries? Is that some kind of WTO thing? No, didn't think so.

Time will stop customs from checking lorries. It has been calculated that a 2 minute delay on the French side will lead to 37 mile tailbacks. However judging from yesterday the French government don't seem particularly willing to waive the rules because UK exceptionalism.

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

what's the problem with zero tarrifs on imports? Then let the sniffer dogs do their work.

I assume you would British businesses to survive against competition which has employees which earn the same in a year as people in the UK do in a month?

And sniffer dogs must be mighty clever these days if they can find more than drug... in fact in an impoverished UK, legalisation of currently illegal drugs will probably happen as TWAD is costly to maintain.

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

What the EU does have is customs facilitation agreements with a great many countries which means the UK does spot check customs inspections with a lot of the rest of the world because there is a trace back to origin. And that's going to stop because they won't be exporting to the EU any more.

And the only way around the queues on the UK side would be to throw open the borders to the rest of the world in a non-discriminatory way.

If that happens, prepare to eat shit, buy lead-painted toys held together with thin metal death spikes for presents, and watch out for house fires brought about by dodgy cheap consumer electronic tat.

Microsoft's collaboration software Teams works on its collaboration hardware Surface Hub

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Re: Go ahead and kill Skype, Microsoft

Isn't it Skype for Business, The Clusterfuck Formally Known As Lync, in which case you'd have people queuing up to load the shutgun so MS can pull the trigger.

Shame MS still can't work out which features to port to Teams before doing the deed. Want to IM and screenshare at the same time...? Naaah, you've got to call + screenshare. Why? Who knows.

Apple hands €14.3bn in back taxes to reluctant Ireland

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Brexit crowbar

They may say they don't want to use the money now, but I wonder if they'll be tempted to use it to mitigate the effects of their neighbours setting their own house on fire in some drunken fit...

Scrapping UK visa cap on nurses, doctors opened Britain's doors to IT workers

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Re: What's that sound ? Brexiteers expoding.

As an EU citizen they have a right to work and reside in the UK visa free

The UK could have implemented the "three months without a job after arrival and you're out" rule as in the 2004/38 directive, but it didn't. Can you guess what happened a little over a decade later?

Pretty much every Asian family I know are hard core Brexiteers

I take it you don't live in or around Leicester then.

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Re: What's that sound ? Brexiteers expoding.

EU immigration is lower than extra-EU immigration and I'd already under the UK's control so it's pretty much open already.

GG n00b lol! Amazon frags support for its own games controllers

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Re: Presumably no consumer laws were broken

I think they think if it works with at least one other piece of hardware (Fire TV Stick) they've got a get-out clause, which would be very wrong in the EU.

It also doesn't say much for their development if maintaining support for the same controller on four different devices is so difficult.

TV Licensing admits: We directed 25,000 people to send their bank details in the clear

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Re: So, where's the fine from the ICO?

Doesn't matter. "The controller and the processor shall implement appropriate technical and organisational measures to ensure a level of security appropriate to the risk … account shall be taken in particular of the risks that are presented by processing … which could lead to physical, material or non-material damage".

Unencrypted bank details is a no-no.

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So, where's the fine from the ICO?

(sound of crickets)

Early bird access to .NET Framework 4.8? Microsoft, you spoil us

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Re: Despite coding in it ...

In the age of digital distribution and app stores with one app having several builds targetting different CPU types and OS versions without the user being aware, the most portable way of writing a fast piece of software which doesn't require the user to mess around installing is a probably a compiled language like C and C++.

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Re: Despite coding in it ...

Update: Microsoft stakes future on .Net strategy:

Jun 23, 2000 1:00 AM PT

The company said .Net will work on Windows and other operating systems, although it didn't specify which ones or when they would be supported.

You're right, and it's only taken us about two decades to get here, if you're happy with a subset (Core).

UK.gov isn't ready for no-deal Brexit – and 'secrecy' means businesses won't be either

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Re: "We also dont need permission to leave."

All that second post, when you could have just posted "I've still got no idea" instead.

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Re: Hmm

So, no idea then.

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We never got that, you did, and clearly you got it wrong because you were made to vote again until you gave the right answer.

Read A second Brexit referendum could be for the best: look at Ireland and Lisbon and notice how the description of the first vote and the campaign leading up to it is a practically a copy of the UK's referendum and what changes were made before the second vote.

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Re: Hmm

I am not quite sure how to explain this better but the result was to no longer be in the EU aka leave.

Well done. You voted leave. You voted to no longer be in the EU. Now tell us your plan for undoing 40 years of treaties with the rest of the EU, disentangling the UK's economy from the rest of the EU's, not upending the lives of EU citizens in the UK and British citizens in the EU, and not rebooting the Troubles.

Nobody else has been able to, least of all Vote Leave, the ERG, or Boris Johnson.

Linux kernel's Torvalds: 'I am truly sorry' for my 'unprofessional' rants, I need a break to get help

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Re: Linus moving the Linux Kernel Maintainers' Summit

Isn't it the worst thing when you just want a holiday to get away from it all but they still won't leave you alone?

I guess he realised he was just a step away from a Musk-style meltdown after the travelling circus announced it was following him and decided that if he wasn't going to be allowed a holiday then outside help would be the best way to manage the pressure he's under. Lucky him, at least he's got that option.

It also strikes me as a very American solution, you ask for holiday but we'll still badger you anyway because we don't actually know what a holiday is, but a shrink is wonderful and we'll let you have some time off for that. All he needed to do was turn off the phone and see a bunch of castles and some scenery in Scotland and come back refreshed.

Google Chrome 69 gives worldwide web a stay of execution in URL box

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Sending passport scans through e-mail?

The agency should be hung, drawn, and quartered.

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Re: Plugins/extensions

I think Google just sit around thinking up shit that other browser makers don't come up with due to budgetry constraints, an understandable lack of specialised staff in that area, and finally a vague sense of knowing where to stop.

Google just plough ahead anyway so they can claim their browser has all the standards, hopefully enough devs will use the shiny APIs, and then they'll get end users and their precious data that way.

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Re: BBC Autoplay ?

You're not going to get autoplay stopped on Chrome, which is a program designed to funnel adverts into your eyeballs. Other browsers which do stop autoplay are available.

How an augmented reality tourist guide tried to break my balls

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Almost SNCF but not quite

Instead queuing up for an hour to see a bit of France's cultural heritage, I decided it would be a bright idea to buy my tickets from www.monuments-nationaux.fr, download the PDF files, and breeze past the queue which looked like something from an MC Escher painting.

As I use Firefox Focus for the small number of payments I make using my mobile phone as it forgets everything afterwards, it waited right to the final payment page to tell me that... well, not tell me, but dump me at an all-purpose 'I give up' page.

So then I tried Firefox which thankfully did work because the alternative was Chrome which probably sends the whole lot to Google. PDFs downloaded, success, hour of queue avoided, gold star earned.

Later on I decided the same trick would work again only I forgot my password which was hastily thought up before. So I hit the 'Mot de passe oublié?' button and was cheerfully informed of my password in a plain text e-mail.

Really, perhaps they should have just stuck with Minitel.

UK networks have 'no plans' to bring roaming fees back after Brexit

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The problem was that the SNP document was a total work of fiction. They assumed England would simply pay Scotlands national debts, set up a favourable trade agreement, vote for them to be allowed back into Europe, and gift them all of the oil (which according to international convention is in English waters, not Scottish ones).

Then presumably, if the Vote Leave document were similar, it wouldn't have passed review.

(There still is no Vote Leave document. Not even the ERG can summon one up after all this time.)

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The referendum was spelled out very clearly before you voted - one and done, no re-runs; the same as the Scots IndyRef. There's no do-overs.

Legally there are. Or the government can completely ignore it. It was an advisory referendum.

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You can’t blame the remain vote for the complete lack of Brexit plan by the people who proposed it.

Cameron, if he had enough of a brain to dig himself out of the hole he himself created, should have said, "Vote Leave have a month to come Downing Street with a document at least as detailed and as heavy as the indyref document published by the SNP before their referendum. This document will then be independently reviewed over a period of one year. If the plan is viable then the article 50 notice will be given."

And Vote Leave would have had a month to come up with something which isn't unicorns and rainbows, and as we know know, would have been impossible.

But instead he said, "We'll have a new Prime Minister on Wednesday, do-dooo do-do, right, good" and buggered off.

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In the event of no deal or a hard Brexit, please do come back after March and tell us how you, personally, are winning.

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Tell those on the NI border that...

Do not adjust your set, er, browser: This is our new page-one design

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Unhappy

Re: m.theregister.co.uk

Seems like I can tap the Register title bar at the top on the m. version and get sent to the www. version, in the same (or similar) way to what happened when the responsive design on the www. version was first rolled out...

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Happy

Shhh... the large empty spaces are where the adverts go.

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I took a look at it when it was opt-in. The comments in the discussion were overwhelmingly against. IIRC they even said it made the mobile version worse so there goes the main reason for the change. But no, someone ?marketing, decides to go ahead anyway.

Come the Third Glorious UI Revolution where years of commentards calls for OS and website design which follow early 2000 design guides will finally heard and the sins of the Second Unholy UI Revolution (consolidated desktop and mobile versions) will be declared wicked and banished forever, this website will be weighed in the balance and found wanting unless it can find The One True Register Style in archive.org. But I digress.

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Re: My eyes are bleeding!!!

Also my OCD keeps telling me it looks wrong because adverts don't fit exactly one or two story columns.

You'll never guess what you can do once you steal a laptop, reflash the BIOS, and reboot it

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Perhaps it should read setting a FileVault password, which encrypts the hard disk.

UK.gov tells companies to draft contracts for data flows just in case they screw up Brexit

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Re: It would greenlight the transfer of UK data to other member states

What about the slurping that the UK itself does and has just been dinged over?

Businesses can't just draw up a pretty contract and expect everything to carry on as before with that going on.

GDPR v2 – Gradually Diminishing Psychotic Robots: Brussels kills Terminator apocalypse

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Re: Please return to your houses

Battlefields can actually be much less complex than roads..

That depends if there's a wedding going on or not.

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WTF?

And they say that like it's a bad thing

some argued against the resolution in the European Parliament this week, warning that such a blanket ban on developing deadly weapons controlled by machine could impose unnecessary limits on artificial intelligence research

Just so I can understand this, someone stood in front of them and argued that unless an super intelligent artificial intelligence could be housed in the body of a killing machine, it would mean there would mean there would be fewer job opportunities at Cyberdyne Systems?

The grand-plus iPhone is the new normal – this is no place for paupers

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Devil

Eff off Apple

No ideas apart from gluing it up more and raising the price every year.

You know all those movies you bought from Apple? Um, well, think different: You didn't

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It does apply to Nintendo, they took down their Wii Shop Channel. Either you keep your DRM'd downloads (tied to your machine) on SD card or you lose them. If your Wii breaks or is stolen, tough luck. As the shop is closed, you can't ring Nintendo to get them to transfer your purchases to the new machine's account or a Wii U and download them again.

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Re: Music...

Of course it could. Stuff disappears off my Spotify playlists all the time. I didn't pay for it though, so that's just mildly annoying.

Microsoft: You don't want to use Edge? Are you sure? Really sure?

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If you mean the Edge UI is glitter and the IE engine underneath that it uses is shit, you're wrong about the glitter.

How about shit on shit?

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All of this is an effort to gauge how much the frog complains about being boiled.

If the frog complains too much that piece of code will be backed out otherwise it'll stay.

It's not as if it hasn't happened before on Windows 10...