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Incoming! Microsoft unleashes more fixes for Windows 10 October 2018 Update
NHS supplier that holds 40 million UK patient records: AWS is our new cloud-based platform
Having trouble reconciling the headline for this story with this other one:
Re: Shifting patient records to the cloud requires approval from NHS Digital
NHS Digital have no say over trusts at all, they definitely have no say of GP practices, the majority of which are private businesses. As it stands it is always best to check facts before you go off on a rant.
So what are they there for then?
Re: You're stuff is going in the cloud regardless of this.
Of course. If it's not because 1) the IT dept can't make basic services work so employees have to work around the problems created by the IT dept, it's because 2) the IT dept themselves willingly outsource everything to Office 354 or 3) someone starts and has to make their mark.
It's the wobbly Microsoft service sweepstake! If you have 'Teams', you've won a lifetime Slack sub
If you ever felt like you needed to carry 4TB of data around, Toshiba's got you covered
YouTube fight gets dirty: Kids urged to pester parents over Article 13
Youtube is nowhere near as bad as the rest of the internet, if anything it one of the tamer places.
Mexican drug cartels, ISIS beheadings, and sketchy cartoons are tame? Parents, if they do let their kids see YouTube, have to constantly fight YouTube's suggestions?
Other video platforms are available, there's nothing intrinsically special about YouTube that warrants the current free-for-all and there's a lot to get bothered about. If YouTube were closed down tomorrow, the good parts would find somewhere else.
GOPwned: Republicans fall victim to email hack
And lo! Tim Cook becometh tech Jesus. But with more awards
Re: The "right" thing?
"We've only had one message for those who seek to push hate, division and violence," He said. "You have no place on our platforms. You have no home here."
We're living in strange times if a) this is news in the first place, b) he said it in the first place, and c) there responses calling for "anything that is not specifically illegal should be publishable".
Not every publisher should be obliged to publish Mein Kampf if they don't want to. The majority of people wouldn't even want to read it. And we wouldn't be in a good place as a society if they did.
Everyone can and should exercise discretion using common sense because extremes aren't a good thing. We seem to have forgotten that.
Microsoft: New icons, new drivers, AI! Everything is awesome!
Re: FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!!!
Apple just had the kext signing thing making hardware obsolete but even so there's a workaround.
Lately MS just can't leave drivers alone. There have been nearly as many updates to drivers since Windows 10 was launched than in the whole history of Windows since before Windows 10 (6 vs 8).
Which developer is going to keep on top of that? MS needlessly makes hardware obsolete, which is irresponsible given what we know about the environment.
AI or document search?
Microsoft continued the policy of continually updating its bread-and-butter productivity suite, Office 365, by whacking it repeatedly with an AI stick for collaboration purposes. [...] If you write to-do items (by, say, writing TODO: finish this), the word processor will automatically track them and allow writers to navigate back to the correct spot.
Has AI learnt how to jump the shark yet?
Surface Book 2 afflicted by mystery Blue Screen Of Death errors
Re: I'm certain now
Of course it can. Imagine the number of hours, meetings, and so on which went into the new Office icons (there's even a damn video for them) and multiply that by everything Microsoft do.
Tesla autopilot saves driver after he fell asleep at wheel on the freeway
US Department of Defense to sling an estimated $3.17bn at Microsoft resellers
Space policy boffin: Blighty can't just ctrl-C, ctrl-V plans for Galileo into its Brexit satellite
Warning: Malware, rogue users can spy on some apps' HTTPS crypto – by whipping them with a CAT o' nine TLS
Re: It's time to start over
Off the top of my head non-C derived languages are SQL, Haskell, Python, and R. I really doubt they can cure all of IT's ills.
Or maybe you mean ADA, COBOL, FORTRAN, LISP, Smalltalk, Pascal or other legacy language which on which to build the future of IT? Sinclair BASIC?
Bad programmer's gonna program bad no matter what the language.
Take my advice and stop using Rubik's Cubes to prove your intelligence
See this, Google? Microsoft happy to take a half-billion in sweet, sweet US military money to 'increase lethality'
Apple in another dust-up with its fans: iMacs, MacBooks lack filters, choke on grime – lawsuit
Re: BullMerde
2. [...] There's normally no air gap between the display and outer screen, so highly unlikely this would be the cause.
Yet it's a known problem (read the thread to the end) and here is the solution (replace the display). At least with the pre-2012 iMacs you could pull the outer pane off with suckers and give both the outer pane and the display a clean, 2012+ iMac screens can't be cleaned.
4. Even with today's unrepairable laptops, it doesn't take much to take the back off and give the fans a quick blast with a can of compressed air.
Look at the video above, Louis Rossmann needed an ultrasonic cleaner to bring a MacBook board back to life. If you reply saying "yeah but corrosion", watch again - he repaired the corrosion, plugged it in at 2:56 and it was still dead, put it in the cleaner, then afterwards it powered up.
GCHQ pushes for 'virtual crocodile clips' on chat apps – the ability to silently slip into private encrypted comms
Why is my Windows 10 preview build ticking? Microsoft reminds users that previews have timebombs
OneDrive is broken: Microsoft's cloudy storage drops from the sky for EU users
UKFast mulls putting IPO on ice due to six little letters: BREXIT
Re: Not that straightforward...
What certainty do they want? For things to stay the same.
What certainties can they provide if that happens? They might not bugger off to the EU or go bust.
Should there be much more to it than that?
Oh my chord! Sennheiser hits bum note with major HTTPS certificate cock-up
It's a patch bonanza as Microsoft showers its OS platforms with update love
Azure MFA falls over, Windows 10 struggles with Intel drivers, and Microsoft gives us... more Sticky Notes?
Montezuma's Revenge can finally be laid to rest as Uber AI researchers crack the classic game
The antisocial network: 'Facebook has a black people problem,' claims staffer in exit salvo
Facebook is a cesspit
You'd think he'd want to at least be there in person to defend himself against this accusation when MPs from nine parliaments tell him to turn up, but...
'Frat boy billionaire' Mark Zuckerberg shamed by international lawmakers for not attending hearing
Give Facebook your data? Madness.
Microsoft readies the swatter as more bugs wriggle out of the Windows 10 woodwork
Microsoft reveals terrible trio of bugs that knocked out Azure, Office 362.5 multi-factor auth logins for 14 hours
In other news...
Windows 1809 breaks Win32 apps, Windows Media Player and the iCloud client. MS has decided machines with the iCloud client installed won't receive the 1809 update for the moment, so you know what to do...
Apple heading for Supreme Court showdown over iOS App Store 'monopoly' gripe
Office 365 Exchange enjoys a less than manic Monday. Users? Not so much
Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid
Re: @ Dabbsy
I think Germany want to see actual proof you've renounced your previous non-EU nationality before giving you German nationality.
So before Brexit you can have them both, after Brexit, Germany will want to see the letter from your caring sharing Home Office saying fuckity bye. However even so you can then go back to Home Office later and pay a lot of money and (hopefully) get it back again.
Meanwhile, e.g. Spain wants you to solemnly pinky promise you will renounce your previous nationality at the ceremony where you get your Spanish nationality, but doesn't do much more than that.
As for permanent residency, most EU countries allow the foreign partner to stay with their family whatever his of her income. The exception is, of course, the UK where high income threshold test is individual instead of per household and it doesn't matter if the partner is forced to leave as Skype apparently ticks the "right to family life" box.
Groundhog Day comes early as Intel Display Drivers give Windows 10 the silent treatment
Re: SO glad I blocked GWX
Re: Drivers?
I've got a NUC and I knew right from the start that I wanted to put Windows 7 on it, and if not that then Windows 8.1. A Windows 7 install is not as easy as it could be as you need to get the USB 3 and SSD drivers on to the install image, but worth it because it's not a coin toss every six months as to whether the device keeps working or not.
Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt
Those of us who voted in favour wanted a clean break
There was no such concept as "clean break" or "clean Brexit" at the time of the referendum. "Clean Brexit" only appeared this year.
2 weeks after the vote, only 35% of Leavers thought their vote meant leaving the SM.
Reverse Ferret! Forget what we told you – the iPad isn't really for work
USB support as good as Bluetooth support
I do, however, need occasionally to attach external storage over USB, something the iPad can't do
For some reason, when Apple finally does implement a connection standard for an iDevice, they nobble it in software so it probably won't do what all other devices do anyway.
And it's not as if it's difficult for iOS since they have the drivers for macOS. They just want to lock you in a bit more.
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