* Posts by Dan 55

15415 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

The lighter side of HMRC: We want your money, but we also want to make you laugh

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Re: too short to reach the post box

So you object to single market standards existing even if the UK is part of making them, not the incorrect reporting of them.

You seem to prefer the fact that in the event of Brexit the UK won't be part of the process for creating single market standards, yet if it is to sell to the EU after Brexit it would have to meet them anyway.

I can see no logical rational reason for your stance on this subject.

But if it makes you feel happier, I admit single market standards on jams, bananas, and low power electrical appliances exist, the UK was part of making them, and British newspapers misreported them, and you fell for the Sun, the Express, and the Mail's propaganda on behalf of their non-dom billionaire owners.

By the way, Dyson's buggeted off today. Another one who believes so much in Brexit he's relocated his company HQ out of the chaos that it'll bring and, this is funny, will take advantage of the free trade agreement Singapore has with the EU.

Ever had the feeling you've been had?

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Re: too short to reach the post box

I think I did a fairly good job of deciding your low-information post.

Nobody dictates anything, your post shows a fundamental misunderanding of how it works. The UK is part of the process of developing single market standards, as it did for the letter box standard above. Indeed, the UK developed the single market in the first place.

If the UK didn't manage to effectively take part in a standard for something, perhaps it is the fault of the civil servants who took part?

If later on you call something an EU standard and rail against it, even though it was developed in the UK and is a perfectly good standard, again, that betrays your irrational hatred of the EU more than anything else.

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FAIL

Re: too short to reach the post box

Thankfully. Instead of being trapped by duff standards of low power, correct curve of a banana, what fruits are allowed to be put into a product called jam etc we can join the rest of the world.

All disproven:

Low power and bananas - fail and fail.

Jam - fail.

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Re: too short to reach the post box

The joke's on you. Why?

EN13724 is available from the BSI Shop and available in different languages including French and German.

It is prepared by the SVS/4 committee.

What's this nefarious committee which dares to rule over our lives? Why, it's a British committee belonging to the BSI.

The story sited Ireland's adaptation to this EU standard. So there you have evidence that the UK has influenced foreign countries because the BSI created this standard and it was adopted by the EU.

So, Brexit means British influence on future standards will be lost, because the the UK won't be part of the EU.

Are we taking back control yet?

Build the wall... around your DNS settings, US govt IT staff urged by Homeland Security amid domain hijackings

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Re: This is a joke right?

Nearly a month of unattended government IT. China and Russia must be filling their boots.

Stage fright or Stage light? Depends how far you dare to open your MacBook Pro's lid

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Re: Rinse and repeat

Apple said computers should be made for the end user (whether they know what they want or not).

I think since 2012, Apple computers are made for Apple. They look nice to pull in the punters (designers, marketing) but are unexpandable so it requires replacement and unrepairable without a load of cash (accountants).

And yes that led to clashes between Jobs and engineers.

I think even Jobs knew when to stop, especially since he got fired over making the original Mac unexpandable and black and white, until it became antiquated compared to other computers of the time.

Many people just accepted (and still accept) the "that can't be done" of engineers. Apple and Jobs say – "well go away and work out how it can be done".

But in Apple's case, they don't actually do it very well.

So there you go. A plague on everyone's houses down at Apple.

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Re: Rinse and repeat

Engineers vs a tag team of accountants, marketing, and designers (Jony Ive).

Accountants, marketing, and designers (Jony Ive) win every time. Flawless victory.

Holy crappuccino. There's a latte trouble brewing... Bio-boffins reckon 60%+ of coffee species may be doomed

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Coffee/keyboard

Join the dark side

Switch to camomile tea, it never hurt anyone... probably.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

UK.gov plans £2,500 fines for kids flying toy drones within 3 MILES of airports

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I bet they will represent an unacceptable terror threat now it looks like the Troubles are kicking off again.

If we have a second referendum it could threaten social cohesion says the Maybot. But don't think about the last 2.5 years of toxic political discourse.

Apple hardware priced so high that no one wants to buy it? It's 1983 all over again

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Re: Multi-tasking

Perhaps because QuickDraw supported colour, but only for the printer and limited to a few applications and The Mac II was the first colour Macintosh and it came out in 1987. They may have been some Frankenstein's monster consisting of a Mac 128K and external colour monitors set up before the release of the Mac II but if it existed it hardly had a commercial impact.

The Mac II was late because as Jobs believed in the purity of a black and white screen as he thought it best reflected the printed page, and because he wouldn't budge on this subject Apple had to fire Jobs to get a colour Macintosh out (see From Bedrooms to Billions: The Amiga Years), two whole years after the Amiga and ST.

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Re: Multi-tasking

In 1998 Kickstart 2.0 wasn't out, which was a vast improvement on 1.3.

I've programmed System 7 in the early 90s and don't recall the experience to be particularly user friendly, so I have my doubts over previous versions of the Mac's OS. Meanwhile the AmigaOS just clicked with me, it was just the right balance between simple and powerful and probably the last PC that could be understood competely. But again, that was post-1.3.

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Re: Multi-tasking

You can claim System 7 is many things but preemptive multitasking is not one of them, that was introduced in 8.6.

Memory management was pretty terrible in 7 too, the user had to get info and reserve a fixed block of memory that other apps couldn't use and the app itself couldn't go over.

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Re: Multi-tasking

It must have helped Apple that Commodore and Atari both couldn't market snow to Eskimos. The ST was more-or-less on a par with a Mac, the Amiga technically superior, but it took Apple two years and Jobs' firing to finally get a colour Mac out.

Microsoft's Master Chief calls time on Cortana as a standalone AI platform

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Re: Looking for the MS Phone replacement.

One thing on my to-do list is to try Sailfish on a Sony Xperia X/XA. You can try it for free and if you like it, buy it for 50 euros.

There's also a community version which may be ported to other phone hardware but I haven't looked into that very much.

French data watchdog dishes out largest GDPR fine yet: Google ordered to hand over €50m

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Re: re: There is no Refuse option available.

Sure there is, it is that little "X" in the corner of the browser window.

Sometimes that is the best way to refuse the terms of service -- by not using the site/company and going elsewhere.

So tell me, how does that work for Google Analytics?

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Re: Switch to duckduckgo.com

A Firefox plugin that adds a Google tab to DDG which you can hit if necessary is Privacy Labrador.

Clone your own Prince Phil, says eBay seller hawking debris left over from royal car crash

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Re: Apologies

After Brexit the UK will be an empire once again, so there'll be no more imperial hangovers, only racist imperial drunks.

Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that

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But will they let you delete your account?

In the real world, it's practically impossible to leave the Catholic Church. No apostasy for you.

DDoS sueball, felonious fonts, leaky Android file manager, blundering building security, etc etc

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Re: Es file explorer

Try Explorer or Ghost Commander with the SMB plugin.

I think the local HTTP server for ES File Explorer would be for transferring files over LAN or WiFi Direct, but in an effort to make it tap-and-drool they opened up a honking great backdoor.

Tens to be disappointed as Windows 10 Mobile death date set: Doomed phone OS won't see 2020

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Re: Windows Phone 8

If I update a Nokia to Pie, change to dark UI, set icons to squircle shape, and squint it's almost like Symbian Belle. Especially the task switcher.

It’s baaack – Microsoft starts pushing out the Windows 10 October 2018 Update

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You've dodged a bullet there. Now mark the connection as metered.

Having AI assistants ruling our future lives? That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito

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Re: OTT

Why, do you think always-on listening devices and a huge database behind it building up a profile of what goes on in your house both controlled by flimsy/non-existent US privacy laws nothing to worry about?

Microsoft sends a raft of Windows 10 patches out into the Windows Update ocean

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Should have asked Woody...

Three quarters of US Facebook users unaware their online behavior gets tracked

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Meh

The survey is self-selecting

They questioned Facebook users, anyone who cares about this kind of thing isn't a Facebook user so didn't take part in the survey.

Outlook Mobile heads to the White House, passes infosec clearance for federal sector

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Re: Thought Outlook Mobile was cloudy and uses Azure even for on-premises Exchange accounts

No AC, you remember where MS first bought Acompli, it used an AWS instance to talk to the Exchange server and the app talked to the AWS instance. Then MS changed the backend to Azure but apart from that the architecture remained unchanged, it was still a cloud backend talking to the Exchange server and the app talking to the cloud backend.

And here is a diagram from MS themselves.

As it's unnecessary I would have thought approval would not have been forthcoming, but it seems they don't care that much.

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Thought Outlook Mobile was cloudy and uses Azure even for on-premises Exchange accounts

So how did they get their approval?

US prosecutors: Hey, you know how we said 'net gambling was OK? LMAO, we were wrong

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Boffin

Re: Loot boxes next?

The legality of gambling in a state depends on the type of gambling it is and which state the gambling is carried out in, but after this ruling interstate gambling is always deemed illegal even if you're in one state where it's legal and the backend is in another state where it's also legal.

Hence servers in every state (except Hawaii and Utah where all gambling is illegal).

Internet gambling is going to be difficult, I guess, unless it's via a mobile app with location services on.

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Re: Loot boxes next?

I presume this means big video game corps will be happy to set up a server in every state possibly sharing hosting with each other to keep costs down, or maybe Azure/AWS will do one data centre per state and all the leaches will pile in and rent space.

Where there's a will to suck money off of people who can't afford it there's a way.

Google to yoink apps with an unauthorized Call Log or SMS habit from Android Play Store

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Re: Is it easier to start with a walled garden

You know Google's heavy handed review process will be coming up with a really complicated regex to parse the reason developers give...

While Windows 7 wobbled, AI continued its relentless march at Microsoft

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FAIL

2015 Enterprise Long Term Servicing Branch of Windows 10 (aka 10240), is also getting a kicking

Now you can't even flee to LTSB to avoid the attentions of MS' infinite number of ADHD programmers and one lonely QA greybeard sitting in the corner sobbing.

Royal Bank of Scotland, Natwest fling new bank cards at folks after Ticketmaster hack

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Re: Top tip: obliterate the CV2

After taking a copy of it for Internet purchases as it should be never used for customer present purchases? Or perhaps you mean people shouldn't ever buy over the Internet either?

Nissan EV app password reset prompts user panic

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To me, the real issue is that car manufacturers all want to be Apple, lock you into their walled garden

I'd say the car manufacturers got there first with walled gardens and if Apple did look around for inspiration instead of getting there on their own they would have copied it from them.

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Re: To give the benefit of doubt

And it also seems they are relying on Google pushing out the new version of the app to everyone, at the same time, on the day the backend is migrated, and everyone being able to update, which probably isn't going to happen either.

Which is also what happened with TSB's migration.

It WASN'T the update, says Microsoft: Windows 7 suffers identity crisis as users hit by activation errors

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Re: "MS screwed it up in a way which requires manual intervention"

Nobody cripples their own Windows 7 machine, the Windows Update process does it all by itself.

If you install SP1 on a newly formatted hard drive and then run Windows Update once to get up to date, it can end up in a useless state where it can take days to check for updates. You cannot blame this on the user, this entirely MS' fault.

The solution as given in the link above is to force feed it a certain list of manually-downloaded KBs in a certain order while it is not connected to the Internet and then, lo and behold, it works again.

So that was hours of my time wasted because MS doesn't do basic QA any more.

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Re: Windows is Close to Unusable

It is actually pretty normal for Windows 7 to take 90 minutes or even 90 hours to run Windows Update since MS screwed it up in a way which requires manual intervention.

As for the Windows 10 machine, it sounds like a HP Stream or something with 32G flash space being filled up completely by Windows and Office updates (a common problem) so it can't do anything else.

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MS' social media interns.

Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP

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Well, KA9Q was always where it was at.

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Devil

Re: Driven Away

Modern agile telecos complain about legacy customers using legacy technologies then provide you with a bare internet connection (if you're lucky) and technical support that barely knows what a router is.

Then down at the GSMA they all weep into their beer that they're being reduced to dumb pipes and can't sell any value added services... and that'd be because they don't even try.

Icon is a demon, because it's appropriate.

Peak Apple: This time it's SERIOUS, Tim

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Re: Too late

If you can post a link, please do it. You clearly have been following Mr. Rossmann’s work.

Here's the usual "go to" video from Louis Rossman but his channel is a treasure trove of bad Apple design. I you follow it and you'll learn a couple of new things every week.

Microsoft pulls Office 2010 updates because they're big in Japan. As in, big pain in the ASCII

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This appears to be due to the Japanese calendar changes

Now that Microsoft appear to not have any QA, I bet Office 2010 was their testing ground and if no problems are reported then the changes get rolled out to later versions.

Stormy times ahead for IBM-owned Weather Channel app: LA sues over location data slurp

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Re: Tech/Syntax question

For a no-root firewall try NetGuard. You can download it from F-Droid as well as the Play Store.

My 2019 resolution? Not to buy any of THIS rubbish

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Re: It's an age thing...

Machine code-like crashes for a supposedly BASIC program were also jarring. As were error messages being incorrectly presented, the key click being slightly the wrong tone, and RUN [enter] not clearing the screen...

They obvioisly made the wrong choice in not hiring me as a consultant.

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Re: It's an age thing...

How many Spectrums were harmed during the making of that episode? There should be a law against that kind of thing.

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Re: Any computer game after 1994...

Wipeout? Parappa The Rapper? Tomb Raider? Doom? Duke Nukem 3D? Ridge Racer (well, the PlayStation port was in 1994)...

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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Black Helicopters

Re: Is this the stupidest idea ever?

I think it's pretty obvious this is just a stepping stone and things are being driven that way, nobody does this just to ban between 1-50 sites per year.

Found yet another plastic nostalgia knock-off under the tree? You, sir, need an emulator

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Re: Imagine anything as efficient

I didn't say UNIX based but UNIX inspired, the guy who did Exec himself said so in the Bedrooms to Billions Amiga Years documentary (well worth watching). When the bottom dropped out of the videogame market in the US and they decided they wanted to repurpose it as a computer, they of course decided they wanted to do a proper computer and as they'd previously seen a highly expensive UNIX system they decided that they would do the same at a cheaper price point.

Thanks for the other info. Not going for an 010 if it was so compatible does seem like a mistake, perhaps there was some slight incompatibility with the custom hardware or OS or they had so little time to release they didn't want to chance it without testing thoroughly.

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Another reason was there was so little content (as we like to say today) that the difficulty level had to be high as otherwise you could probably complete most games in an hour or less.

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Re: Imagine anything as efficient

The OS made the simultaneous I/O possible which is way then went with pre-emptive multitasking to be able to service interrupts. You could talk to everything, all at the same time, and it didn't grind to a halt. On everything else if you did something crazy like read the disc then you probably couldn't talk to the rest of the hardware until you'd finished.

The CPU didn't have MMU but apart from that the implementation was sound (remember the 030 came out as late as 1987, two years after the Amiga's release). I guess nobody complained about lack of memory management on other computers of the time because you couldn't even properly multitask on those.

Then Commodore International were just happy to coast on the initial success. R&D never made it into end products. ECS and AGA were late and AAA never appeared but even around the time of Commodore UK folding (the last part of Commodore to survive), Exec, Intuition, and so on were still practically indistinguishable from magic when compared to Windows 3.1 and Mac's horrid APIs.

I guess Linux is the closest thing there is at the moment to the Amiga's OS, which was UNIX inspired after all (although an earlier, less bloated, UNIX). I suppose BeOS would have been a little closer to the spirit of the Amiga but I never got to play with that.

But still don't know how contemporary OSes have turned into gigabyte-sized things and are hardly more functional while running on CPUs which are orders of magnitude more powerful.

It's 2019, and from Beijing to Blighty folk are still worried about slurp-happy apps

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Re: Google Maps

Why not just dump Maps? It's constantly sucking data up and spamming notifications at you to get you to crowdsource for Google.

Oz cops investigating screams of 'why don't you die?' find bloke in battle with spider

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You wouldn't really want to get too close to a herd of cows if a mother decides you're a threat to its calf.

Cows officially the most deadly large animals in Britain

Farmers continue to be advised not to put calves and their mothers in fields accessible to the public