* Posts by DJ 2

208 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

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Wisconsin Tourism Federation wisely rebrands

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it begs the question

The **** why would you go to wisconsin?

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Cosmic flashbulb effect caused by 'black-hole invaders'

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Mini black holes falling into a star

So how does this fit with desktop blackholes evaporating before they get big enough to become stable.

So the end of the world, will be.

1. Fire up the LHC

2. Black forms and falls into the center of the earth.

3....

4. Profit.

However I believe step 3 involves selling tickets to interplanetary gawkers, laughing at how a complete planet is killed by extreme G while the planet speeds up.

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Beer 6 pints, 2 bags of peanuts and a towel.

Tasered Oz man bursts into flames

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Grenade

Well.

"try to determine the full circumstances about the incident and also the source of the ignition"

Electricity + Petrol = Duh!

Top British judge suggests ban on 'cruel' killer roboplanes

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So the internet is big pipes

And a predator is like as wwII V1 V2 ?

Numpty gerratric judges.

Gmail turns into label junkie

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In settings.

There is a show all button for the labels, now how to I get them back under the chat box where they belong?

I've got over 80 different labels and filters that categorize them, showing the top 5 by default just won't cut it.

Masked passwords must go

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Another so called expert

Passwords have to be masked, you never know when someone can see your screen. Would you go to an ATM and speak out your pin number to the machine?

Buggy 'smart meters' open door to power-grid botnet

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19 April 2011

Skynet becomes aware,

and turns off all your freezers and AC.

Imagine! Government to legislate against badness

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I am I the only one that read the title as.

Imagine! Government to legislate against baldness

If you have a receeding hairline you get put in prison....eek.

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